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"Mom, what's the good news?" Helen came to her mother Leda with a peachy face and said.

"Isn't it good news, do you remember Zhan Zhao and Li Yuanfang?" Mom Lida said.

"Mom is talking about two bad old men? Remember, one is chubby, and the other is even more chubby. Helen tilted her head.

"That's all they have?" Mom said.

"Oh, I remember, an egg that's still black like a donkey dog." Helen tilted her head again and said innocently.

"I'm not ashamed, look at what you've become, and you still open your mouth to say these things that don't matter......" Mother Lida said with disgust.

"Laughing to death, this is a nonsensical word, so what should I say?" Helen was really pondering over that.

"These are the words of the wild children of the countryside when they are grazing cattle in the wild, and only the most wild people can say such things." Mom said.

"Why does Mom see that I'm not wild?" Helen is cute and cute, thinking that she is not much worse than being wild.

"You're Mommy's daughter!" Mom Lida said.

"Who in the world isn't a mother's daughter? Mom is really good at laughing to death, no words! Mom's name is wordless. "I noticed that my mother was speaking out of tune, and I laughed at Helen to the sky.

Seeing that her mother was blushing and silent, Helen returned to the topic and said, "What did Mom just say?" ”

"You say an old man is blacker than the eggs of a donkey or a dog. Originally, there was, but you only chose what a bad boy should say, and a moon on your forehead, didn't you? Mother Lida felt that the oil bottle had been spilled, so it was better to simply pour out the oil residue inside, and she hadn't said foul words for a long time.

"Mom said I said the eggs in the donkey dog, and Mom herself said the eggs in the donkey dog." After saying this, Helen suddenly realized, and at the same time found that her mother's face was flushed. Originally, my mother was saying that she had such big ambitions, but her head was still an empty shell and she was completely ignorant.

"Mom, we're empty nesters. If you don't say it, you won't say it, so as not to evoke a lot of memories for your mother. What are we talking about? Helen is holding back the wildness in her heart, because her mother is really angry, and the matter between men and women, is it true that she hasn't grown up yet?

"Didn't your brothers go in search of the Golden Fleece? But now it's not just your brothers who are looking for it, but also the people who came to our house last time to handle the case, and they also brought troops. Mother Lida said calmly.

"What's the point of their search?" Helen said unknowingly.

"It's said to be used for substitution." Mother Lida looked at Helen's chest and said, "Isn't it all because of your two pyramids, why don't you look like you have a tendency to fall, which is too fascinating for men.

Helen found that her mother was staring at her chest, and she knew that ** was related to herself, and she began to feel a cloud of sorrow in her heart. But she soon thought of the bad old man with the eggs in the black donkey and dog, and there was a moon on his head, and he had come to exchange me?

"Mom. What's the use of using the Golden Fleece for a swap? Helen won't turn around.

"There are three, six, nine and so on, and of course they are strange people in the world." Mom Lida tried to keep some bottom lines when she spoke, because things are still developing, you don't want to make the front pot explode before the back pot rolls.

At this moment Tynda Duanos and Orlens came in through the back door, and these two men were like a pair of laborers in the production team of the great production, and they were roasted by the sun blacker than the eggs of donkeys and dogs. Because they spend their days herding horses in the back hills, but they don't do anything else.

When the two women saw that something strange was coming, they both looked at each other with their eyes, meaning that someone was coming, let's not speak. Or don't say let's go first.

"Dad. Let the horses come back! Helen, as usual, saw her father returning from his horse, so she stepped forward to put on her hat and went to help her father get washing water.

Orlens was managed by her mother, Leda, who also took the hat first. Then go fetch a basin of water. It is a woman's virtue for a man to work hard outside.

"Someone came to report today?" Orlens asked Leda as she washed her face.

"How do you know?" Leda stood beside Orens, looked at Orens, and thought to herself, although this thing was black and black, her body was still relatively tough. At the same time, I also saw something that made little girls elusive. It reminded her of what she had just said to her daughter Helen, that he was no better than the one in a donkey and a dog, and that it was also as black as a spoiled banana. Thinking of this, he smiled with a kind of pity.

"We were herding our horses on the mountain, and we saw a fast horse flashing by, thinking that this must be a letter from the front line of the eight-hundred-mile rush......" Orens smiled back to Leda, thinking that he had lived in this life, and this thing had been by Zeus, the supreme god...... This is like a full banquet of the Han Dynasty, and an ordinary person eats the rest of the bite, which is a lifetime of aftertaste.

At dinner, Tindaduanos asked Leda, "Is there a sentry coming to report today?" ”

Because this is the period of the garrison, Lida has divided the guards to reclaim the land and grow grain, and the remaining guards are camped in the back mountain, where there is only one family, Orlens is a domestic slave of Leda, or called the male junior.

"The Tang Dynasty army also came, and it was led by Di Renjie. There was another army, if there was no miscalculation, it was Bao Zheng of the Great Song Dynasty who also brought his Great Song Dynasty army. The troops of the Tang Dynasty Empire have arrived on the island of Crete and are building ships preparing to land on the island in search of the Golden Fleece......" At this point, Leda glanced at Orens, as if the following was a little difficult to say in front of outsiders.

Leda's action made Orens's face feel it, and Orlens quickly finished his meal and got up and went to the back garden.

"Is there anything else?" Tynda Duanos said as he looked at the background of Orens' departure.

"I heard that there is also a female emperor in the Tang Empire, saying that this female emperor is a slut, I heard Di Renjie say that the king of heaven Zeus ......" Lida blushed when she said this, embarrassed to say any more.

"What do you mean, do you mean that Zeus, the king of heaven, is he big?" Tyndas Duanos did not think of going inside the crooked path.

At this time, Lida glared at Helen with her eyes again, Helen thought that she was lurking deeper, and had been lying on the table silently and eating slowly, but her mother still found out and stared at her. No way, Helen was left to the same fate as Orens, and she also came to the back garden.

"What is Zeus the king of?" Tindaduos also looked at Helen's background and walked away.

"Say that Zeus, the king of heaven, has a long egg...... "Leda, like me, has never read a book, does not speak English, can only speak directly in Chinese.

This made Tindaduanos laugh so hard that he choked on the unswallowed food in his mouth, and coughed so much that he almost hit his head on the ground. After a while, he relieved himself and said: "You still need to ask others, are you ...... yourself?"

Tinda Duanos woke up before he finished speaking, and at the same time, Lida's face was also so angry that she turned into a blank sheet of paper, wanting to slap her husband in the face, but this is a fact after all, and Lida still has a great cultivation, knowing that Tinda Duaos is a big boss, can you beat it?

Thinking of this, Lida thought to herself, if you don't teach a lesson, you won't have a long memory, so that your capital crime will escape the living crime, and with lightning speed, she stretched out her hand and pinched it viciously at the root of Tinda Duanos's thigh, and put Tinda Duanos's sullen tears under her eyelids, but she didn't dare to fall out, and the ghost wanted you to point to Lida's heart, you must know that this is the most painful thing for a woman, and it is also the most sacred and inviolable weakness.

This reminds us of real life, if you accidentally scold a woman for stealing someone B, you have to die today.

Husbands and wives fight without holding grudges, this is an ironclad fact. Lida is angry, just like a mother, only blaming herself for being a fierce person, because if she is disobedient, can she be slapped to death? The answer is yes: no.

"Does it still hurt?" After being silent for a long time, Lida took the initiative to say first.

"It doesn't hurt, this place has been pinched into a piece of dead flesh by you, and now it has become a stone, will it hurt?" As he spoke, Tinda Duanos still didn't hold back the tears, and with Lida smiling shyly, he reached out and touched his face, making him as fragile as a child and falling uncontrollably to the ground.

"This Golden Fleece may cause a three-way battle to the death, and it is not certain who will succeed. There are rumors that Di Renjie wanted to use the army of the Tang Dynasty, and he wanted to exchange it for Helen secretly when he got the Golden Fleece, and it was also said that Wu Zetian also wanted to get it, and he wanted to use it in exchange below. Beauty, after all, is the foundation of human pursuit! ......," said Leda, still touching Tindaduanos's face with her hand.

Tynda Duanos was already blindsided, and he was still thinking about the pain in his thigh, and he didn't listen to Lida's words at all, and he couldn't understand the meaning of them, but he had to say in one breath: "Oh! ”

"Just know oh oh, you're dumb?" Leda was feeling a kind of pressure, hoping that Tynda Duanos would share a little bit of responsibility for herself, even if she pretended to say a word of concern.

It is said that Helen was expelled from the unaudible dinner table by her mother, and when she came to the back garden, she happened to meet Orlens peeing, and when she was bouncing eggs, she happened to be run to the face by a drop of urine, and she thought it was raining, and when she looked up, it was full of wake. When I looked down, I saw that it was Orlens peeing, and I almost bumped into a full bosom: "It's you ......"

"Oh! Helen. Orlens often happens to bump into Helen when he pees, and there are more positive situations, he always suspects that Haihua wants to see him clearly, maybe there are people who want to understand each other. He remembered one time Helen saw something of his and said, "Yours is so big!" At that time, Orlens was just in a trance, and he couldn't imagine that a girl would ask about such a thing. (To be continued.) )