87_87408 Chapter 165 Senior Brother Misunderstanding

"Sister-in-law, why don't you speak?"

"Sister-in-law, I'm about to laugh, why don't you laugh!"

"Sister-in-law, you won't be stupid, will you?"

The uncle is like a fly, staying next to me and "buzzing", I was already entangled in two things, and he bothered me like this, which really forced my temper.

However, the next sentence of the cheap uncle made my eyes light up, and my original temper disappeared in an instant, so I listened to him.

"Sister-in-law, do you have something on your mind! Am I guessing right? What do you have to tell me, my uncle didn't blink an eye when he went to the hall and down to the kitchen! My Yang family has always held the purpose that as long as people can do what they can do, and what people can't do can be done, they have been carried forward to this day! ”

Uncle Cheap has the last sentence, I believe it, if people can't do it, he can really do it, just like shopping is just pressing the road in his place? This is definitely not something that ordinary people can do.

I looked at him suspiciously and said, "Are you sure you can do anything?" If you can't do it, don't boast about it? ”

The uncle immediately became anxious, he said: "Sister-in-law, I'm not happy with your words, what kind of things you say I can't do the cheap man uncle, even if it's holding explosives to comfort the island country Abe Xiaosan, as long as a phone call, any service is guaranteed to be delivered to your home!" ”

I glared at him, not wanting to talk about advertising with him, so I said, "What if you were asked to pretend to be a woman to seduce a man?" ”

The uncle was stunned for a moment, and he couldn't imagine that I would let him seduce a man even if he wanted to break his head, and the uncle said with a bitter face: "Sister-in-law, if you want me to seduce someone like the old man today, forget it!" How can I do that with an IQ of 145? The festival was shattered. ”

Digging a slot, this thing even knows the festival, you have to have a festival in the year of the sau, it has already been shattered.

I explained, "Is sister-in-law that kind of person? Sister-in-law wants you to help sister-in-law seduce a handsome guy! ”

Originally, I said that the middle-aged man was a handsome guy in order to mention the interest of the cheap uncle, but the cheap uncle directly misunderstood, his eyes were very big, bigger than eggs, and then he looked left and right incredibly, and then approached me and whispered: "Dig a groove, sister-in-law, do you have a little lover outside?" What does it look like? Let me see! Let me see! ”

At this time, I was really angry, and as soon as I stretched out my hand, I grabbed the ear of the uncle and said angrily: "How did I find out that you are so untidy now?" Who sued your sister-in-law for having a lover outside, you remembered it for me! ”

"This first your sister-in-law is clean and ruthless outside, cleaner than your face, and this second person has nothing to do with your sister-in-law, did you hear it? If you let me know that you are talking nonsense to your eldest brother, your fate in the second half of your life will definitely be very bumpy! ”

The uncle was in pain and immediately begged for mercy: "Oops! Sister-in-law, I remember! I remembered! ”

I let go of the hand that was grabbing his ear, because I was too afraid that this product would be unreliable and mess up me, and then I told him about going to the detention center today.

Then he sighed and said very strictly: "Uncle, whether this time is a success or a failure is related to whether your uncle can safely move the grave back to his hometown and move back to the ancestral grave, my sister-in-law has had something recently, and I didn't want you to interfere in this matter, but today only you can help your sister-in-law!" ”

As soon as I was strict, the cheap uncle also realized the strict nature of this matter, he gritted his teeth and said: "This person who has suffered a thousand knives has buried his uncle so desolately, and when I catch him one day, he will definitely explode his chrysanthemum!" ”

I couldn't help but tremble all over, the uncle was too crazy, and then said: "No, what you want to do now is to seduce him, you must have a good impression of him, and you can't be hostile, otherwise how can people take the bait?" After he is caught in the bait, what do you want to do, and the sister-in-law will support him? Okay?? ”

The cheap uncle nodded, and then saluted me: "Yiqiē obeys the arrangement of the sister-in-law!" ”

I patted the uncle on the shoulder appreciatively, I think so, because I am afraid that I have to investigate the matter of the three black spots for Song Song in the past two days, and I don't know how long it will be delayed, and in this way, my father's matter will have to be shelved.

But I'm in a hurry.,I hope to get my father's urn as soon as possible.,So I had to ask the cheap uncle for help.,It's very disgusting to sell cute.,And now men like to sell cute girls.,So it's definitely not a good way to let the cheap uncle be competent for this matter!

But I also know that the uncle is an out-and-out unreliable guy, so you have to declare it in advance, otherwise you will be completely ruined if you mess up.

I glanced at the cheap uncle again, and then said: "This man's anti-reconnaissance awareness is very strong, you pretend to be a girl, remember to pay attention not to progress too fast, don't talk too much, normal is the best!" ”

"The photo will use mine, what do you want to imitate a girl when you speak, like me and Xiao Li policeman, when the time comes, I will ask him to open a room, you can see the location for yourself, when the time comes, I will go to the appointment, and the police will also help, so you can catch this person? So your task is very heavy, can you do it? ”

"Yes!" Uncle Cheap said with confidence!

I said, "Okay! If you can do this well for your sister-in-law, you can stay here forever in the future. This is your home! Of course, if you don't do well, this is still your home! ”

The uncle was very moved, and he was about to cry when he was moved, so I interrupted him and continued: "Come, show my sister-in-law, what is a woman like!" ”

The uncle immediately posed in an S shape, but because of the fat on his body, how does this S shape look like an O shape, and then his mouth gently pouted forty-five degrees in front of him, his eyes slowly closed, and then he began to touch his whole body up and down in a playful manner, which is really weird, and I can't bear to look at it directly!

"Stop!" I reached out and shouted to stop!

The uncle is still performing: "No, no, Oba, come on!" Boom! Oba! ”

Nima, Uncle Ou, Lao Paper is to let you learn women, you are a ladyboy, which woman is like you, it's really annoying to me!

So I immediately asked him to stop, knowing that this product was unreliable, I didn't expect it to be so unreliable, fortunately I didn't let him carry a gun to the battlefield, otherwise it would be a tragedy!

The uncle became normal, he was very satisfied with his cousin just now, and said to me: "Sister-in-law! Look at what I just said, if I go out, let alone men, sows will be fascinated by me! ”

I nodded with a smile: "Yes, don't talk about sows, boars can be fascinated by you!" ”

The uncle thought I was praising him, and he said excitedly: "Really, sister-in-law, is it true that my charm can not only be active in the human world, but also across the animal kingdom?" ”

"Across your head!" I couldn't help but scold: "Damn, I let people play women, a normal woman, but you gave me a shemale, if your virtue could charm a man, then Sister Feng would have been elected the most beautiful lady in China a long time ago!" ”

The cheap uncle said: "Sister-in-law, don't believe it, I've really fascinated men like this!" You see! ”

Saying that, he took out his original price of 4999, and after discounting 199, he broadcast a video to me, which was what he just looked like, and then sent it to a friend, and the reply below was: I finally found the beauty of my dreams, and I left saliva, I fainted on the spot!

It wasn't until later that I found out that the person was the old man he shook on WeChat today.

Snobbery on all sides

I don't know how long I've been dizzy, and I don't know how long I've been asleep, but I keep the ladyboy-like figure of the cheap uncle in my head, and I'm having nightmares until I wake up. found that the cheap uncle was still there to show the woman in his eyes, such a man who worships Han Hong as a goddess, his concept of women is really bloody enough!

When the uncle saw that I was awake, he hurriedly walked over and said cheaply, "Smecta, you're awake!" ”

I said, "Speak human words! ”

The uncle coughed twice, and immediately changed his words and said, "Sister-in-law! You're finally awake! ”

I nodded, which was pretty much it, and asked him, "How long have I been unconscious?" ”

The uncle glanced at his children's watch with a red cat and a blue rabbit, and then said: "Back to my sister-in-law, you have been in a coma for a total of two minutes and 43 seconds, hey, 44 seconds, hey, 45 seconds......"

"Nani?" I couldn't help but blurt out, I suddenly figured out that the posture of the uncle that always appeared in my head just now was not a dream, but real, I had been staring at the uncle in a half-dream and half-awake just now.

Dig the groove, it seems that this b thing really needs to be trained well, otherwise it would really be a very wrong thing for her to fish for that man......

So I seized the time to start a devilish training for the uncle!

At the same time, in the mountains and forests hundreds of miles away, the lush sky giant trees are eroding the dazzling sunlight little by little, making it impossible to spread into the mountain forest.

In the gloomy mountain forest, in a hidden cave, three women in green clothes and red robes, on the stone bed, are sitting cross-legged, closing their eyes and recuperating!

Each of these three women exudes an irresistible charm and innate nobility. Like a fairy in the sky, he doesn't know the fireworks in the world!

If the great monk of Misha or the old Taoist priest of Changqing are here, they will definitely be no strangers, because the three of them are none other than Anqi, Anya, and Luo Fei!

At this time, the three of them seemed to have something on their minds, although their eyes were slightly closed, their brows were constantly wrinkled tightly, and no one said much!

After being silent in this situation for a while, Anya took the lead and couldn't bear it anymore and complained: "Big sister, Sister Luofei." Brother General, let's go to Dongpu City to find his mother, but we have been looking for two days, and we haven't found it, and yesterday we also risked volleying the sword to fly, I'm afraid it has aroused the concern of the people of the Taoist Sect! ”

Angel opened her eyes softly at this time, and her face remained unchanged. He said in a non-panicked tone: "What are you panicking about?" Since we have promised Mr. Jiangchen that if we want to find Ling's mother, we must do it, otherwise how can we protect the reputation of the integrity of the demon world? ”

Anya was a little anxious, he said: "Eldest sister, I know that we promised the elder brother that we need to do it, but Mr. Jiangchen also said that let's protect ourselves, at present, there is no danger to Ling's mother, we can't show our heads, otherwise we will definitely be burned!" ”

At this time, Luo Fei, who had also been closing her eyes and recuperating on the side, also spoke, and she analyzed: "Sister Anqi, Sister Anya's words are not unreasonable, yesterday's high-profile flight in the sky will inevitably cause the snooping of the Taoist people, or avoid the limelight and wait for a few days to go down the mountain to find it!" ”

Lofe and Anya's words are very reasonable, it's not that they are afraid of death, but at present, it's not worth fighting hard for a trivial matter, even the generals will support Anya and Lofe here!

In the past few days, each of them has also practiced the magic weapon obtained from the Qinghe Dao Shide Space Ring, and they are already basically familiar with it, and Anqi may be because he has a high-level magic weapon and has confidence, so he is looking for people's hearts.

Angel frowned and said, "Two sisters, why didn't I think of what you thought of?" But now we have been looking for three days and have not seen my aunt, I am really anxious! ”

"Have you forgotten what Mr. Shochen said to us before leaving? My aunt is still a fledgling little zombie, and she doesn't understand the sinister nature of the Taoist Sect, if she is killed by the people of the Taoist Sect by negligence, how can we explain it to Mr. General? ”

Anqi's words made Anya and Luo Fei all silent, in fact, the reason why they dared to fly openly was because they were afraid of this, and the killing of my current stunned character was simply a matter of raising his hand.

They promised the generals to protect me, if they didn't care about my life or death because they were afraid, this would be a breach of trust for their demon world, and the loss of trust is greater than their lives, and they can't do it.

Angel said again: "In this case, let's go and look for it again tonight, and if there is still no result, then we will retreat and cultivate in this cave for the rest of the day!" Don't go out and wait for the limelight to pass? What do you think? ”

Anya and Lofe glanced at each other, and finally nodded helplessly, and this is the only way to do it for now......

…… Towering Kunlun, Luofu Cave Sky.

Luoxia Mountain, Sword Spirit Sect!

Legend has it that in the depths of Kunlun there is a fairy mountain that blooms with colorful auspicious clouds at night, and there are immortals here from time to time.

It's just that Kunlun Mountain stretches for tens of thousands of miles, and no one knows where this mountain of colorful auspicious clouds is, and even, most people in the world don't know whether this mountain of colorful auspicious clouds really exists!

In fact, this mountain of colorful auspicious clouds is not only there, but it is also the foundation of the Sword Spirit Sect, the second great sect of the world's Great Dao Sect.

Immortal Mountain, Cave Heaven and Blessed Land, full of spiritual energy, practicing here, the speed of promotion is so fast, I don't know how many times faster than the outside world!

And in this cave blessed land, it is a place where all kinds of genius treasures gather, and the vintage is all first-class!

Such a beautiful place, even the inner disciples of the Sword Spirit Sect rarely have the opportunity to cultivate here, only those core disciples with different talents will get the permission of the master to come here to cultivate and strive for a breakthrough!

There are many attics on the top of Luoxia Mountain, its beams, pillars and tiles are carved and decorated with countless dragons and phoenixes, the sun, moon and stars, and the flowers and plants around the attic are numerous, showing the majestic atmosphere, and with the meaning of elegance.

At this time, three old men in the Sanqing Palace, wearing Taoist robes, a pair of fairy wind bones, and childish faces and crane hair, were figuring out a token in the palace, but the faces of the three of them were each with their own merits.

The old man on the left is a little strong, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist. The loose Taoist robe is really unsightly when draped over the body, but the aura exuded is indeed very strong.

The old man in the middle is kind and kind-eyed, fairy-winded, silver-haired, and his temperament is extraordinary, thick and pure!

The old man on the left is relatively thin and weak, with a treacherous and obscene atmosphere, but he is in an unfathomable state!

"Two elders, please see, Elder Xiao from Dongpu City sent a token, and the token showed that a mysterious corpse cultivator appeared in the local area a few days ago, and that corpse cultivator killed four disciples of my Sword Spirit Sect, two disciples of Tianqing Sect and an elder! After that, it disappeared, and three mysterious people appeared in Dongpu City yesterday, Elder Xiao was taking his disciples to investigate at this time, and this order was to hear the opinions of the three old men! ”

The old man on the right side had a somewhat unruly temper, he just glanced at the token lightly and snorted coldly: "Hmph, a mere zombie still needs you and me to personally supervise it, what is this Elder Xiao eating?" If the three of us have to supervise everything in the world, then what's the use of these elders? ”

The old man on the left stroked his own white beard, and did not pay attention to the token itself, but asked calmly: "Senior brother just said that the corpse cultivator not only killed my disciple of the Sword Spirit Sect, but also killed two disciples and an elder of the Tianqing Sect?" ”

The old man in the middle nodded, and then said, "It's true! What do Elder Daobei think about this matter? ”

The old man on the left didn't answer the old man's words in the middle, but smiled coldly: "This time there will be a good show!"

"Oh? How to say this! "The old man in the middle cast a lot of interest!

"Senior brother Gao Jian, this day the Qing Sect has been suppressing our Sword Spirit Sect in Huaxia, and it has implemented a strategy of punishing the demon world and the ghost world, which has long caused the dissatisfaction of the demon world and the ghost world."

"In this way, since the corpse cultivator killed the elder of the Tianqing Sect, how could he give up with the strength of the Tianqing Sect, and he would definitely make a big move to ask for his life, so since the corpse cultivator was able to kill an elder of the Tianqing Sect, it can be seen that the strength is not weak, the two sides are fighting, don't we have a good show to watch this time?"

"What does Elder Yidaobei mean?"

"Hmph, since the corpse cultivator dares to kill the disciples of my Sword Spirit Sect, it is obviously a provocation to my Sword Spirit Sect, if we don't make some moves, the disciples outside the mountain will be disappointed and lose the prestige of the sect, so we must also take action, but this action can be done on the surface!"

"There's no need to make a big fuss, since the token says that the corpse has disappeared, and three mysterious people appeared last night, there must be a connection between them!"

"I believe that as long as those three mysterious people are found, the zombie will definitely surface, and then we will give it to the Tianqing Sect, and we will do a small favor, whether it is to alleviate the tense antagonistic relationship with the Tianqing Sect, or to establish prestige for our sect in the various sects and the demon world and the ghost world! The best of both worlds, so why not? ”

The words of the old man on the left were in the heart of the old man in the middle, he thought slightly, and then immediately made a decision, and immediately said: "Okay! The words of the junior brother are in the interests of our faction, so let's do it! The old man immediately sent an order to Elder Xiao to start acting tonight! ”

The elder named Daobei nodded, and then said, "This little matter will not bother Senior Brother to take action, little boy..."

A small Taoist priest standing next to him immediately stepped forward and said respectfully, "Master, the disciple is here!" ”

"You go and prepare a jade slip according to your uncle's request and pass it on to Uncle Xiao! Remember, be fast! ”

"Disciple obeys..."The little Taoist priest hugged his fists, and then looked at the old man in the middle.

The old man in the middle stroked his white beard, glanced at the little Taoist priest with admiration, and then instructed the little boy, "Come with me!" ”

"Yes! Uncle! Xiao Tong said again, and then followed the white-haired old man into the inner room of the lobby of the Sanqing Palace!

……

Dongpu City, Zhenghua District.

I've been educating the uncle all afternoon what a normal woman is.,It's okay to sell cute.,But don't pass.,It's not good to pass anything!

I don't know if the cheap uncle is talented, or too stupid, it took an afternoon to finally get normal, and the two of us simulated a WeChat chat, which gave me an overall feeling of normal! You can try to make contact with that man!

Chen Yanlu had already woken up, and when he saw the cheap uncle, he was still blaming him for Xiao Li's policeman's affairs, but after I rolled my eyes, I became honest, and after learning that I had something with Mao Xiaofang in the detention center today, he began to help me build a cheap uncle together!

With his help, the progress is very fast, after all, he is a man, he has a unique opinion on what kind of women are attractive, and in a few moments, he basically led the cheap man uncle to the right path.

I didn't do anything in the afternoon, I just cared about building a cheap uncle, I originally wanted to take advantage of the afternoon time to send the things that Mao Xiaofang gave to Mao Biqiu's child, but I forgot about it when I was busy, so I could only send it at night.

In the evening, I want to investigate the dark shadow that appeared last night, and I can say that tonight's affairs are very tight.

As time passed, soon the sky darkened, the moon hung in the west, the stars were dotted, and the night came!

This time, because of my urging, my mother's meal was cooked very early, and it was ready before six o'clock, and it reached seven o'clock!

As we all know, in the summer, the days are long and the nights are short, so five or six o'clock, or six or seven o'clock. It wasn't completely dark at all, at least you could see things, and it wasn't really dark until eight o'clock!

This time I was in a hurry, I went back to my room to change clothes after eating, and I hurried to Mao Biqiu's house, Chen Yanlu wanted to follow, but I politely refused. Let him watch the slut uncle at home, don't let this girl be in a situation, after all, this guy is just normal, if we can't get that man done this time, we will fall short!

In fact, another reason why Chen Yanlu was not allowed to go with me was because I planned to go directly to investigate the three black spots after returning from Mao Biqiu's house, that is, to the easternmost mountains and forests of Dongpu City.

Although Chenyanlu knew my identity, I didn't want him to take risks with me, so I had to stop him in this way.

When I was changing clothes in the bedroom, I also brought the Transfiguration Pill that the generals gave me, just in case!

At eight o'clock in the evening, I set off on time, stopped a taxi at the intersection downstairs, and went straight to Sister Rongrong's house!

Sister Rong Rong and Mao Biqiu's wedding house is in Jinling District, that is, within the third ring road of Dongpu City, and the two of them worked hard to buy it, and they are still paying the mortgage mortgage.

And in the past few months, because Sister Rong Rong is pregnant, she can't do housework, cook or anything, so she was taken back to her hometown by her aunt and uncle to take care of her, and of course Mao Biqiu also returned to her hometown!

My aunt and uncle's hometown is in Songmao District, a market town called Shunhe, which is considered a suburb, and it can't be compared with our family.

But my aunt and uncle were both farmers, and they were honest all their lives, and although they didn't have a wealthy family, they were very loving. They are a well-known model couple in the village, who have been married for decades and rarely quarrel, and even the most frequent quarrels are rare.

After my father died, my aunt and uncle were the first of all our relatives to visit our house, although they didn't come for a while.

But I heard my mother say that I came here at noon today and gave more than 4,000 yuan to solve our family's urgent need! also said that since Sister Rong Rong was pregnant, the two of them couldn't go too far, and they had to take care of eating, drinking, and Lazar, and they didn't come, so don't be angry!

I grew up with my aunt and uncle had the best relationship with them, and I was the most clingy to them, although their family didn't have much money, but they were sincerely good to me! I always believe that family affection can't be exchanged for money, and I haven't been to my aunt's house for a long time this time, so I bought a lot of nutritional products in the supermarket, and I also saw their old people when I was helping Mao Xiaofang deliver things!

Songmao District, located in the east of Dongpu City, has said that Zhenghua District is in the southernmost, from the south to the east, so it is not close to my aunt and uncle's home, this time the taxi almost needs to sit for nearly an hour, and there is nothing to do, so I took advantage of this time to take a nap and recuperate.

……

In the hinterland of Yanshan, in the sky, several streamers flew away quickly. Stopped in a mountain forest.

The leader had to be a young man, and he saw that this young man was dressed in a long robe, with a face like a crown of jade, and a long sword on his back, fluttering like a feathered immortal.

Behind this young man are several Taoist priests, all of them are stepping on flying swords, and their white robes are draped, and they have an otherworldly temperament that is fascinating.

At this time, there was a middle-aged Taoist priest who was closest to the white-robed young man, and the imperial envoy flew to the side of the white-robed Taoist priest, clasped his fists and said respectfully: "Senior Brother Xiao, there doesn't seem to be a demon around here, the master asked you and me to come here to inspect, and we should finish it as much as possible, let's not stay here any longer, and march to the next target!" ”

This Taoist priest seemed to have a relationship with this white-robed young man surnamed Xiao, and he just put forward his opinion, and he was immediately disgusted by the white-robed Taoist priest, and he snorted coldly. Then he said, "What does Senior Brother Bai mean by this?" Do you think there is something wrong with my leadership? ”

The Taoist priest surnamed Bai immediately clarified: "Senior brother misunderstood, how could senior brother doubt senior brother's leadership ability?" Everyone in Dongpu City knows that the outer disciples of my Sword Spirit Sect in Dongpu City have only gained a foothold here under the leadership of my senior brother. ”

"It can be said that without Senior Brother, our disciples would not be able to let go of the flight here, Senior Brother's credit is understandable, that is, the Great Elder wants you and me to quickly investigate this matter, Senior Brother just wants to complete it as soon as possible, and return to the master as soon as possible, and there is no other meaning!"

It turned out that these two were the outer disciples of the Sword Spirit Sect stationed in Dongpu City, and the man in the white robe at the head was Elder Xiao in the mouth of the Daobei Elder of Luoxia Mountain today, don't look at this Elder Xiao's age, but in fact, he is an old monster who has lived for hundreds of years!

And the one who kept calling him senior brother behind him was the junior brother of Elder Xiao, Elder Bai and Rao is two of them were elders, but the difference in status in the Sword Spirit Sect was very far, Elder Xiao in front of him was an elder among the inner disciples of Luoxia Mountain, and Elder Bai was an elder among the outer disciples, and the gap between the outer door and the inner door was not a little bit.

Since the two of them belong to the head of the Sword Spirit Sect, the lay disciples and the inner disciples, they are also commensurate with each other.

In fact, this elder surnamed Bai was the lowest-ranking in the Sword Spirit Sect! None of them are better than the other four, because of the status problem, he and Elder Xiao look harmonious on the surface, but in fact, they are also fighting fiercely inside! If it weren't for the instructions given by the master today, the two of them would never have come out together!