Chapter Fifty-Nine: Ugliness Reaches New Heights
Chapter 59 Ugly to new heights
We are groping and preparing for the volume.
Zhang Le's answer made everyone stunned for a moment, and then they understood, but they smiled.
The show has just begun, how can you feel?
"Groping, preparing for the volume! It is estimated that after the show is broadcast, I don't know how many people's mantra it will become. He Jun smiled and said, "Xiaomeng, what dreams do you have?"
"Groping, preparing for the volume!" Xie Meng was stunned for a moment, then reacted and said, "Xiao Weizi, what do you want to do later?"
"We're groping and preparing for the volume." Wei Hai smiled and said, "Sometimes I admire Zhang Le, occasionally a sentence or two simple words, but it makes people's eyes shine, sometimes it feels incisive, sometimes it feels like crying and laughing, in short, it feels cool." said that there may not be any 'Zhang Le quotations' on the Internet in the future. By the way, you like what he said?"
"Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend!" Xie Meng posed and said to the camera.
"Why did you give up treatment?" Wei Hai pointed at Xie Meng and said with a serious face.
"You city dwellers are really good at having fun!" He Jun continued, then looked at Yang Xin'er and said, "Xin'er, which sentence does Zhang Le say the most?"
"Do you need to talk about that?" Yang Xin'er smiled and said, "Everyone on earth knows it." ”
"How did I not know? Am I an alien? Wei Hai said suspiciously.
"Everyone on earth knows it. Does Xin'er like this?" Xie Meng asked.
"Stupid! Think about it, don't you know the relationship between the two. He Jun looked disgusted and said, "The audience and friends in the audience know it." Come, tell them! I count one, two, three, one, two, three!"
"I love you!"
The audience said in unison.
"Really?" Wei Hai still looked at Yang Xin'er with some disbelief and said.
"It's not!" Yang Xin'er smiled and said.
"I'll just say that: everyone on earth knows it." Xie Meng said with certainty.
"Not either!" Yang Xin'er still shook her head and said with a smile, "It seems that the people on earth don't know." ”
"Which one?" He Jun asked.
"It's okay, there's me!" Yang Xin'er glanced at Zhang Le and said, "This is what he inadvertently said to me when he was recording a show." ”
This sentence is naturally known to everyone when Zhang Le's "All the Way with You" was recorded.
"Unexpectedly, the most touching thing for girls is not that I love you, but that I have nothing to do!" He Jun said with some sighs, "If you want to chase a girl's friend, you can get into it." ”
In fact, Zhang Le has a lot of words that people talk about, and his talent will naturally be used in his first film. Many of the dialogues in the movie are also very classic. He Jun continued, "Let's take a look at the trailer of this movie first. ”
As soon as He Jun's words fell, everyone looked back at the big screen.
The trailer of Zhang Le's movie will be played on the program, this Zhang Le has known before, but he didn't expect to be so connected by He Jun. On the script, it is not arranged like this.
For those hosts with extraordinary abilities, many of them play on the spot, and they will not follow the script according to the script, but this can add a lot of color to the show. And He Jun's host ability is also the top in the domestic hosting industry. Not to mention that there is a script reference, there is no script, and he can complete it very well.
The trailer played here is somewhat different from the trailer that Zhang Le put on the Internet, and it is re-cut.
At the beginning of the trailer, it is a scene added by Zhang Le on the basis of the original version.
"Fight with Daddy, it's endless fun!"
Xie Xiaomeng's Hong Kong-style ordinary, sounded, and then was violently beaten by his father in the toilet, Bao Shihong said with some schadenfreude on the side: "In these years, if you don't fight your father, you will cheat your father!"
"Copy! The gallstones pulled out by the Jade Emperor are not worth 180,000" the stone appeared, accompanied by the words of the real estate boss, and then Jack appeared, who was stolen by a few small thieves, and held back the sentence "I'll top your lungs!"
And then Brother Dao unlocked Tiantai Mountain, Brother Dao's sentence "My career is on the rise." ”
Then a few shots of stealing gems, Jack slid down from the roof of the building and went straight to the gem, the black skin crawled in the sewer, followed by a chaotic battle, Bao Shihong raised his head and yelled in a hoarse voice: "Public toilet, come if you want, leave if you want!"
In the last shot, Yang Xin'er by the river took the gem, and Bao Shihong said with a smile: "Fake!"
""Crazy Stone" will be released in a low-key manner on February 2!"
"'Low-key' release on February 2! Everyone is shocking, how did you think of using the word low-key! Do you want to keep a low profile, a low profile?" When Xie Meng heard this, he said with a smile.
"This movie is just a low-budget comedy, so naturally it is impossible to spend too much money on promotion. If you want to be high-profile, you can't afford it!" Zhang Le smiled and said.
"Listening to this movie, you didn't write the theme song?" He Jun asked with a smile.
"Yes!" Zhang Le nodded.
"Why? Isn't the theme song a better way to promote your movie? The theme song you wrote for "Waiting for Return" "Fireworks Are Easy to Cold" adds a lot of color to the movie!" Wei Hai asked with some confusion.
And this doubt is also the doubt of many people.
"As a director, I like fans to focus on the directorial talent of my film, not the musical talent." Zhang Le smiled and said, "I'm afraid that if I write too well, I will steal the limelight from my director." ”
"That's a shame." Xie Meng said. She still likes Zhang Le's songs very much. For Zhang Le's movie, I really don't know it, so I can't talk about liking it.
"So, after the movie is released, I want you to take care of it." Yang Xin'er said with a smile.
"Rest assured. Someone chartered the venue. yes, little moe. Wei Hai looked at Xie Meng and said.
"Charter? No problem. Xie Meng patted his chest, then looked at Zhang Le, and said, "However, there must be conditions." ”
"What conditions, I will persuade him to meet you." Wei Hai said in a big way.
"I like Zhang Le's songs very much, but it's a pity that this movie doesn't have a theme song. If he can sing two lines casually and take your ugliness to a new level, I'll do ten, no, twenty. Xie Meng smiled and said to Wei Hai, "Xiao Weizi, hurry up and persuade you?"
When Wei Hai heard this, his face changed, and then he asked with some uncertainty: "Are you sure you want me to persuade him to sing me ugly?"
"Questions? Talking doesn't count, do you still have the face to say that you are a gentleman? Xie Meng said disdainfully.
"I'm just a pure man." Wei Hai pretended to be forced into a corner, and then said to Zhang Le, "I really want to hear how you can make such a handsome man like me sing to a new height?" Excuse me, please, I'd love to go to her private venue to see your movie. You're welcome. ”
"Are you sure?" Zhang Le said with a smile.
"Can I be sure?" Wei Hai said with some flinching. He knows that Zhang Le's previous "Song of the Pig" was created temporarily, and now when it comes to this song, who doesn't laugh at Lin Xiaofan, is he a little looking for a smoke?
"No way!" Xie Meng said, "Teacher He, you have to uphold justice!"
"Actually, I want to hear it too. Xiao Weizi, you can be wronged!" He Jun said with a smile, "However, you can't refill the old bottle." ”
"Alright! For the sake of the show, I sacrifice my small self to achieve my big self. Wei Hai looked like he was generous to death, but he said to the audience in an instant, "Remember to add money, and the bonus will be doubled for me." It's best to buckle from where the two of them are. ”
"Are you ready?" Xie Meng rarely paid attention to Wei Hai, looked at Zhang Le and said.
"Then I'll just sing a few words." Zhang Le smiled and said, "It's pure entertainment, don't imitate!"
"Ugly, don't turn on the lights. The love you want haunts the dark stage. Ugly, in this ambiguous age, your existence is like an accident"