On the first day of class, everyone seemed to be in high spirits, and the enthusiasm of the summer vacation seemed to have never subsided with the high temperature.

This phenomenon is common, and in a few days, those who are in high spirits will surely become lazy, half-dead, and look forward to the arrival of weekends all day long.

In class 303, the fat man and Meng Yi formed a table and sat in the last row of the classroom.

The first two classes were English classes, and Meng Yi and the fat man were like listening to heavenly books, and they almost wanted to sleep. Suddenly, the fat man had an idea, and asked Meng Yi's motives: "What, what did you want to do when you asked the most beautiful school girl before?" Are you still not satisfied with Lin Jiaer? ”

Meng Yi shook his head and said, "Lin Jia'er is not my dish. ”

"What, she's not your cup of tea if she's so pretty, what do you like?" The fat man is not calm, Lin Jia'er is the flower of the neighboring class and the school flower, he has always regarded her as a goddess, and he has always thought that Lin Jia'er, who is not only beautiful but also excellent in character and learning, is full of advantages, and there are almost no shortcomings, such a woman can't be favored by Meng Yi?

"Turnip greens have their own love, Lin Jiaer is very beautiful, but I don't feel right with her." Meng Yi said very seriously.

The fat man was both puzzled and relieved when he heard this, but he still couldn't figure out why Lin Jia'er didn't have a taste for Meng Yi, what was wrong with her?

And the reason why he breathed a sigh of relief was that it was fortunate that Lin Jiaer didn't have a taste for Meng Yi, otherwise with Lin Jia'er's good impression of him, maybe he would have a little hope, and now that he knows that he has no thoughts about Lin Jiaer, it means that Lin Jia'er's single situation will still be safe.

Although the fat man also knew that with his height of one meter six and his weight of one hundred and six, he could not charm sentient beings, but for the person he liked in his heart, he couldn't get it, and he didn't want others to get it.

Rather than being obtained by others, it is better to let her be an elegant beautiful girl quietly all the time.

"So what kind of genre do you like? Do we have a class? The fat man asked curiously.

Meng Yi scanned the entire class and shook his head, there are no beauties in class 303, and there are more wolves and less meat, and the girls are only one-third of the boys.

"You don't like Sister Feng's type, do you?" The fat man's eyes widened and he smacked his tongue.

Meng Yi immediately rolled his eyes - "Ahhhh ”

The fat man laughed and said, "Otherwise? You don't even feel Lin Jia'er, I really don't know what kind of girl can make you feel. ”

Meng Yi took a deep breath and said, "Maybe someone in the top four of the school flower list can feel like me." ”

"You're a toad yawning—what a mouthful! The top four on the school flower list, that is only a distant view, not blasphemous, you actually want to beat their idea? The fat man had a look of disapproval, and at the same time his eyes were sneering and disdainful, and strongly indicated that it was impossible.

"What? You don't think I'm worthy of them? ”

"Well, to put it mildly, it's a toad that wants to eat swan meat." The fat man hits mercilessly.

Meng Yi was not angry, and said with a smile: "What about the toad, even if it is a toad, I want to be a toad who has pursuits, ideals, and eats swan meat." ”

The fat man habitually took out a Dove chocolate from his pocket and took a bite, completely ignoring that it was class time: "I thought I was thick enough, but I didn't expect you to be thicker than me." ”

"Don't believe me? Well, I'll show you some real skills. As he spoke, Meng Yi said to him: "You can refer to a girl casually, and I can report her measurements immediately." ”

"Is it so powerful?" The fat man was suspicious, and casually pointed to a girl in the seat in front of him.

Meng Yi opened his mouth and said: "Bust 63A hood, waist 56, hips 77." ”

The fat man bit off half of the chocolate, and his mouth was as black as if it were deeply poisoned again: "Really? ”

Before Meng Yi could answer, the girl in front of her seemed to have just heard it, turned her head shyly and glared at Meng Yi and the fat man, and scolded "hooligan" in a low voice.

A sentence of "hooligan" undoubtedly revealed the authenticity of the three measurements just now.

The fat man rubbed his hands, and suddenly became very interested, and pointed to a girl in the distance again: "What about her?" ”

Meng Yi only glanced at it: "Bust 68b cover, waist 55, hip circumference...... It's far away, and it's sitting, you can't see it. ”

The fat man secretly doubted the truth and falsehood, and suddenly became bold, and pointed to the English teacher who had just passed menopause on the podium, "She, what is her measurements?" ”

This time, Meng Yi saw it really and whispered very decisively: "Bust 106...... F cup, waist 103 cm, hip ...... 108 cm! ”

As soon as the fat man heard this count, he directly "poofed", and all the chocolate in his mouth squirted out, and he couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.

"Still F cup? Isn't that a bucket cow? ”

"Hahaha......"

Watching the fat man laughing, Meng Yi was sitting upright, serious, and listening to the lecture in a very formal posture like other students.

The fat man couldn't stop laughing, and suddenly turned his head to see a huge delicate body standing beside him. Bust 106, bust 103, hips 108, like a big meat bucket.

He woke up in an instant......

But it was too late - "Gao Qiong, what are you doing?" ”

The fat man Gao Qiong smiled, piled up a smile that was brighter than Father-in-law Sun, and squinted his bright and innocent little eyes: "Dear teacher, I ...... What's that...... I'm listening carefully. ”

The English teacher, who is also obese, but is more than twice as tall as Gao Qiong in terms of weight, looked angry, stared at the Dove chocolate on Gao Qiong's table, hum, when she was blind?

He pointed out of the classroom: "You get me out!" ”