Chapter 26: Shen Han is a big bastard
Shen Han was taken aback by this unrestrained girl, you are too shameless, take the opportunity to take advantage of me first, am I Shen Han such a casual person? There are no doors. He sighed twice, pointed at Lin Xueshuo and said, "I said Xiaoyao, others praise you as a star, and you really treat yourself as a dish." Anyway, I opened my eyes and took a serious look, whether it was compared to the face or the buttocks, our Mr. Lin looked more beautiful than you. I won't comment on the chest, it looks like it's about the same. From a man's point of view, even if I slept with her, I wouldn't come to sleep with you. ”
After listening to Feixia, Lin Xueshuo's face was full of faces, and he kept shouting Shen Han in his heart, you big bastard. actually took out these embarrassing parts of himself and compared them with others, and said that he had a nose and a face. And the sentence "Even if I sleep with her, I won't sleep with you", this hateful man has something in his head.
Shen Han saw that Lin Xueshuo's jade face was red for a while and white for a while, and hurriedly smiled twice "shyly": "For example, hehe, it's purely an analogy." ”
Lin Xueshuo glanced at him fiercely, stepped forward and said to Yao Qinshi: "Miss Yao, although there is something wrong with Shen Han, you have gone too far tonight. Even if Shen Han wants to kill you now, I won't care. What do you have to say? She felt that something had to be done, and if this cheeky man was allowed to play freely, God knows if he would say something embarrassing again.
"Mr. Lin, as long as you are willing to let me go, I agree to cooperate with the Huaxia Wushu Alliance, and I will not be paid." Yao Qinshi said to Lin Xueshuo as if she had grabbed a life-saving straw.
Lin Xueshuo pondered for a moment, then looked at Shen Han and asked, "Shen Han, what do you say?" ”
"I can do it, anyway, I still have a photo of her peeing in my hand, and when I'm in a bad mood one day, I'll post it on the Internet and have fun. Haha, martial arts superstars have collapsed in public, which is much more interesting than the commonplace nude photos. Shen Han took the gun back, spun it in his hand and played with it, laughing like a devil.
Yao Qinshi listened to Shen Han's words, and she was about to collapse. If Shen Han really did that, it could be said to be a ruining blow to her image. As the saying goes, those who play with eagles all day long will one day be pecked by eagles. Yao Qinshi is in such a situation now, she is used to being arrogant and domineering, but she didn't expect that this time, she bumped into such a hard stubble.
She calmed down and said to Shen Han: "Master Shen, your strength has completely entered the ranks of super-first-class masters, and these scoundrels should not be what a master should have." ”
Shen Han continued to play with the pistol, looked at her like a hunter who had caught his prey, and said, "Miss Yao, the face of a person is very important, and people live for a breath in order to fight for this face." But there are many times when this face is not important, only shameless people will not have so many scruples, and they will be happier to do things. Don't call me master, that thing is false, and it doesn't really come to you. ”
"How the hell are you willing to let me go?!" Yao Qinshi roared, she was about to collapse when she was played by Shen Han.
"First, no matter where you are in the future, when you see me, you must bow to me ninety degrees and say hello. Can this be done? "Shen Han put forward the first condition, aren't you Yao Qinshi very proud? I see how proud you are.
Yao Qinshi gritted her teeth: "Okay." But if the reporter asks, I will justify myself, you can't spread rumors. ”
"No problem. Second, in the future, you must agree to all the cooperation proposed by our martial arts hall, the details can be discussed, and it will not be done in vain, and all the money that should be calculated will be counted to you. But I, the middleman, have to take 30%. "Taking advantage of the fire to rob this kind of thing, Shen Han is still quite willing to do it. In this world, money is paramount, and it can be said that it is difficult to move an inch without money. He wants to cultivate, buy medicinal materials, and raw materials for flying swords, all of which require money.
"I promise." Yao Qinshi agreed to this condition very happily.
"Third, when you need to, you have to accompany me to practice marksmanship, and if you beat me to death, it will be your ability." Shen Han still has some fears about guns, and he needs to be familiar with the power of firearms. Moreover, he also wanted to take this opportunity to cultivate his protective enchantment.
"As long as it's not work, I can promise you."
"Being a star is so busy, I'm not in the mood to wait for you. When I look for you, you have to turn it down even if you have other jobs. It's okay if you don't agree, anyway, I like to post something online when I'm fine. ”
Yao Qinshi gritted her teeth with hatred, and finally could only endure it: "Okay." ”
"Fourth, uh...... The fourth and above have not been thought about for the time being, and we will notify you when we think about it. Shen Han said with a smile.
Yao Qinshi stopped listening: "You'd better say all the requirements at once, otherwise when you ask me to pick the moon in the sky for you, will I go too?" ”
Shen Han's eyes suddenly flashed fiercely, one hand pinched Yao Qinshi's chin, and said in an unkind tone: "Miss Yao, when you asked me to join your team before, you used the tone of notification, not the tone of discussing with me. Now I also ask you to understand that I am not consulting with you, but informing you. If you want to find someone to deal with me, you are always welcome, but if you don't kill me, the consequences will be severe. ”
Yao Qinshi was completely lost by him, and said sadly: "How can you let me go?" ”
"One day I think we can be friends, so naturally I won't embarrass you. So Miss Yao should work hard. Shen Han said and walked to Lin Xueshuo's side and put one hand on her shoulder. He unloaded the bullets from the pistol and returned them to Yao Qinshi and said, "It's not too early, Miss Yao should rest early." I advise you to play less with guns, it is easy to misfire. ”
After speaking, he walked out with Lin Xueshuo in his arms and swaggered.
Yao Qinshi looked at the disappeared backs of the two people fiercely, gritted her teeth and pondered, not knowing what she was thinking.
Walking out of the room, Lin Xueshuo glared at Shen Han and said, "Don't take your claws away yet." ”
Shen Han laughed twice and said, "Mr. Lin, have you stopped by the way, just drive me for a ride." ”
"Not on the way!" Lin Xueshuo walked quickly towards the door, recovering her appearance as a cold female president.
"Then you can also turn around, it's the dead of night, and the car is not easy to fight." Shen Han smiled flatteringly, "Mr. Lin, I have merit in protecting the hall first, and then I have merit in protecting you, as a broad-minded boss, you should be considerate of your subordinates." ”
"Shen Han, don't come to work from tomorrow, I will let the finance department settle your salary."
"Don't be Mr. Lin, why did we suddenly mention this, it's hurtful and angry, it's too hurtful and angry." Shen Han is gone, the job of this martial artist is quite reliable, not to mention the high salary, most of the time is playing soy sauce, you can do whatever you like. During this time, his wallet has swelled a lot, and the man has money, so he naturally has a lot of confidence.
The life of the rich and handsome is quite full.
"Okay?" Listening to Shen Han's words, Lin Xueshuo was angry, "You bastard, just make trouble for me." What nonsense did you say when a woman pointed a gun at me just now, do you really want to kill me? ”
It turned out that he was angry with me for this stubble. Only then did Shen Han come to his senses. But I don't know how to explain it to Lin Xueshuo, could it be that I told her that I have a very powerful spirit mouse, and it set an enchantment on you at that time, and the bullet couldn't hit you! Hey, women are really careful-eyed animals.
Shen Han touched the back of his head, laughed dryly, and said, "Mr. Lin, you have wronged me, if I am not sure that I can protect you, I would never dare to joke about your safety." ”
Lin Xueshuo only regarded him as talking nonsense, and still had a cold face.
Shen Han stood in front of her, and said with a sincere expression: "Mr. Lin, I can joke about other things, but it's about your life, how can I come nonsense, so please believe me." ”
Lin Xueshuo glanced at him suspiciously: "Really? ”
"Pretty true. It's more real than real money. ”
"That can't be forgiven! You have other heinous crimes. Lin Xueshuo said angrily.
"Mr. Lin, what's wrong with me?"
"You know what nonsense you've said. Rogue! Lin Xueshuo gave her a fierce look, showing her daughter's appearance. In fact, she said that she wanted to fire Shen Han was just a word of anger, and Shen Han is now the treasure of the Huaxia Martial Arts Alliance. Not only can you not be dismissed, but you must also hold it tightly. If it is poached by other competitors, it is a big loss.
"Mr. Lin, you look much cuter tonight than usual." Shen Han joked with a smile.
"Get in the car, where do you live, I'll take you back."
Shen Han told her the location. Lin Xueshuo seems to be born a woman who doesn't like to talk, Shen Han chatted with her, and she replied. One more talk, and she went on to reply. When Shen Han didn't speak, the atmosphere became dry.
When the car drove downstairs in his community, Shen Han said: "By the way, Cheng Fei is injured, and he needs to be recuperated in the past two days, you tell me his address, and I will visit him tomorrow." ”
"Shoushan Road, No. 26 Sunshine Villa Group." Lin Xueshuo dropped a sentence, then turned the car around and drove away.
"Well, this woman would look better if she smiled more." Shen Han shook his head and whispered.
He took out the washboard from the spirit ring, ran the sword mantra and soared into the clouds.
The strong wind was howling head-on, and Shen Han couldn't help but wonder when he saw a large passenger plane flying in front of him: "I don't know if I can fly faster than the plane if I fly with all my strength." ”
As soon as he thought of this, he shook the true yuan force around his body, like a beam of white light, and flew after the tail of the plane. In the end, it was confirmed that his Edgeworth was indeed flying faster than an airplane, and more than twice as fast.
"Haha, this feeling of letting me wander in the world is really enjoyable." Shen Han drove the washboard around the plane, and then flew forward at a faster speed.
At the same time, in the flight ground command center, the staff were almost scared to death by Shen Han's actions just now.
"Did you find out what that thing is?" A middle-aged man with a long beard who looked like a leader asked a few technicians.
"I can't see clearly, it's a UFO. But it doesn't seem to have any ill will towards us. ”
"That's good, keep monitoring."