"Where did Xiao Xu do it last year?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"How much money do you make a month writing that thing?"

"Aren't you ready to get married?"

"Web writer? What's that? ”

……

The Spring Festival is both happy and depressed for Mu Zixu.

What is happy is to be able to reunite with the family and share the family, and the depressed thing is a lot of so-called relatives who usually have a bad relationship, and even bump into a so-called relative who doesn't know each other, seven aunts and eight aunts, who have to walk around with each other, and then meet you to ask for warmth, from the nature of work to the monthly income to the girlfriend's family education, you have to break the casserole and ask in the end.

As soon as the year is over, it can even be said that after these people leave their homes after asking, they immediately become strangers again, and I really don't know what they do with this heart.

Mu Zixu really couldn't understand this kind of behavior.

Obviously, there are many people who have the same mentality as Mu Zixu, so a popular Internet Divine Comedy came into being - the face-slapping version of Little Apple.

"When I returned home from vacation, I felt that the house was a little crowded, and all of them were relatives. The seventh aunt and the eighth aunt, obviously have a bad relationship, I always have to arrest you and ask a few words......"

I'll go, God!

So Mu Zixu cut the song without hesitation and set it to a mobile phone ringtone, which was the first time he would change it since he changed his mobile phone.

The lyrics of the new ringtone on the mobile phone that he cut are like this: "It has never stopped, why do you ask so much?" Is there a wife who is so mixed up, what can you do if you ask? It's never been gone, it's gone, let's not have anything to say this year? Your family's happy life is almost as good as other people's......"

Every time he was forced to go to visit relatives and friends, or saw a "suspicious person" coming through the window of his home, he would immediately set the time with a virtual phone answering software, and when those nasty words of concern began, the bell would ring immediately.

Facts have proved that his approach is quite effective, after all, there are very few uneducated and deaf people now, as soon as they heard this bell, they immediately closed their mouths and ended the topic.

Mu Zixu proudly sent his valuable experience to Mei Yu, Pei Tianming, Han Fan and others, and was unanimously recognized by them, and they all said: It's too effective!

It has to be mentioned that Mu Zixu's happiness this year also comes from another important aspect - that is, he is actually quite "shared".

Because he has a clever little cousin by his side, Mu Po did not return to Hong Kong for the Chinese New Year, and her parents were unable to come to the mainland because they were busy, so Mu Po naturally spent the New Year together at Mu Zixu's house.

Whenever someone asks Mu Zixu what his profession is, there is Mu and a girlfriend and the like, as long as Mu Po is around, he will immediately talk about it, saying how famous Mu Zixu is on the Internet now, with thousands of loyal readers, there are countless netizens who respond, and then he also found a girlfriend who graduated from Tsinghua University, called Meiyu, how talented and beautiful Meiyu is, they are now in love and are about to talk about marriage......

Mu Po will give full play to her professional advantages every time, and what she says is very good, so that those so-called relatives who originally looked at Mu Zixu shabby and wanted to show off their advantages were dumbfounded, whenever she saw those people leaving with admiration and envy, Mu Zixu would hold back a smile and her stomach hurt.

Of course, Mu Zixu's stomach hurt not only because of laughter, but also because of the countless times he ate and drank that day, in the past few days of the New Year, he met with relatives and friends every day, and the first thing he did when he went to a place was to eat and drink.

So every day, the stomach is full of white wine, beer, red wine, all kinds of wine, Sprite, Coke, juice, all kinds of drinks, melon seeds, peanuts, candy, all kinds of snacks, all kinds of flavors, miscellaneous, all kinds of stomach swelling, all kinds of uncomfortable, the rules of work and rest are completely chaotic, and the biological clock is completely subverted......

Don't celebrate the New Year again, it's too painful. Mu Zixu thought to himself.

At the same time, he was full of doubts, why did he look forward to the New Year so much when he was a child, even just a few years ago? What is there to look forward to in such a year?

Once when he used WeChat group chat with Meiyu, Pei Tianming and others, he found that everyone had the same mentality.

In the end, Ling Ya's emotion lit up-

This only proves that we have grown up.

Yes, before we know it, we've all grown up!

When we were children, we looked forward to the New Year, because there was good food, good drink and fun during the New Year.

Now we are afraid of the New Year, because we know that we have grown up, and the years are not forgiving, and we are afraid that we will grow old in inaction.

That's why we're getting more and more afraid of the New Year.

Of course, for Mu Zixu, he thinks that he has had a bumper harvest in the past year-

He met Meiyu by chance and gained love.

He joins the game of changing his life and finds a career that he is truly passionate about and can guarantee a good financial income.

Therefore, he is full of hope and expectation for the new year, he believes that the relationship between himself and Meiyu can go on smoothly, and he believes that he can be more and more brave in the big family of life-changing games......

Below, let's go back in time to Binzhou on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve.

Here, there is a person who is more afraid of the New Year than Mu Zixu.

When Mu Zixu, Mu Po and their families were happily watching the Spring Festival Gala and drinking, in a three-story villa in Fenghu Community, Binzhou City, a woman stood in front of the window with her arms in her arms, staring at the night sky outside the window.

At this time, the night sky is particularly gorgeous, and fireworks of various colors and shapes are soaring into the sky in all corners of the city, competing to burst into the sky.

There were no lights in the room, and the light of the fireworks flickered like thunder and lightning, illuminating the silhouette of a woman.

She is about thirty-five or sixteen years old, with short dry hair, red phoenix eyes, and two ruddy and plump lips gently pursed, with an indescribable sexiness.

The quality of the windows of the villa is very good, standing here you can only see the dazzling brilliance of the fireworks but not hear the slightest loud noise.

On this Chinese New Year's Eve, when everyone was cheering and celebrating, the woman stood alone in front of the window, and the lights in the room were not turned on, just looking at the fireworks in the sky with melancholy.

The huge house is fully furnished, and the decoration and furnishings are so noble, atmospheric and luxurious.

But something was clearly missing.

Be......

Human taste.

Yes, the only thing missing in this house is popularity.

There is no second person except a woman.

Obviously, at this moment, she no longer feels that she is a person.

She felt like an insect in the field, or a mouse in a garbage can on a street corner, and she looked curiously at the suddenly lively night sky, wondering why these humans were suddenly so excited.

Finally, the ringtone of the Apple 6S's characteristic mobile phone rings, creating a pitiful only sound wave in the room.

The bell rang many times before the woman slowly turned around and picked up the phone, and said weakly, "Hey? ”

Standard Mandarin came from the microphone, and it was a very polite baritone: "Is it Ms. Pang Yan?" ”

"Yes." The woman said angrily.

"Hello, that's the case, we are from Binzhou Cuiyunxuan, the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner you ordered with us has been prepared, when will you come?"

The woman named Pang Yan closed her eyes slightly, her long eyelashes shook a few times, and she said weakly: "There are some temporary changes on my side, there is no way to pass, don't worry, I will pay the money." ”

"That's right...... Why don't we pack it up for you and send it to your home? ”

"Don't bother......"

"You're our platinum member, and that kind of gesture deserves it."

Pang Yan hesitated for a moment, and slowly looked back behind her, there were all kinds of famous wines in the huge wine cabinet, but the kitchen was clean and empty.

"Okay, thank you." She said.

After hanging up the phone, Pang Yan suddenly felt extremely tired.

She slumped into the soft imported couch, staring feebly into the empty darkness.

Emptiness......

In the eyes of outsiders, she is a strong woman, a rich woman with assets of more than 10 million, and a female entrepreneur whose reputation is wrapped in flowers and applause.

Unfortunately, no one knew that on this Chinese New Year's Eve, when ordinary people, even the lowest-paid and worst-paid janitor in her company, were laughing and laughing at home, she could only stay at home alone, alone in a daze against the dark void.

Ridiculous, isn't it......

Boredom, boredom!

Usually, you can also go shopping, do beauty, or find your girlfriends to play mahjong bubble bars, but now, the shops are closed, there is no one on the street, and the girlfriends have reunited with their families, leaving only themselves, only themselves!!

She shook her head, jumped to her feet in a frenzy, and turned on all the lights in the room.

Suddenly, the entire three-story villa was brightly lit.

She picked up her phone, opened WeChat, and tried to shake it.

This is the most scorned behavior she usually has - bored and wants to find someone to accompany her, do you need to shake your phone? Just throw some money, and people won't all rush to pounce?

It's really ridiculous, but she is now shaking her phone herself, and she is shaking it desperately, shaking it frequently.

Damn, no one even shakes it!

She threw her phone on the floor in annoyance, and was about to step on it a few more times to vent her anger.

Ding-dong, ding-dong.

The doorbell rings.

She walked up to the door and looked at the small screen that visualized the doorbell.

A food delivery truck was parked outside the gate, and a young man in his twenties stood in the doorway, carrying a food box.

It was Cuiyunxuan's people who came to deliver the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.

She pressed the gate switch, and the smart gate automatically popped open, letting the youth in.

This Chinese New Year's Eve dinner was booked by her three days ago, but unfortunately the person who accompanied her to eat tonight missed the appointment, and the man who originally said that he would watch the Spring Festival Gala and eat dumplings with her suddenly called two hours ago to change his attention and ran home to find his wife.

Therefore, now Pang Yan actually has no appetite for this Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, although she has not eaten anything all day today.

"Excuse me, is Ms. Pang Yan here?"

The voice of the youth soon sounded on the first floor......