Chapter 134, listen to Hua Ming tell cold jokes!

Overnight, Don became the biggest name on campus β€” oh no. It's Hua Ming.

Those students who recognized Tang Zhong naturally knew that he was the one who sang on stage instead of Hua Ming. However, among the people who came to watch the program that night, only more than 200 people were from the School of Psychology.

In other words, most students still regard Tang Zhong as 'Hua Ming'.

The orientation party is the most popular large-scale event of the school, and the main leaders of the school and the deans of various departments appeared at the front desk, and nearly 10,000 students came to watch.

No one can forget that scene. No, two acts.

There was a little girl named Qiu Yihan, she stood on the stage and cried and apologized, she sang "Crystal" for a boy, she waited for him to come on stage and was not willing to go down-

"He's not coming up."

How many live audiences cried with a complaint?

This is the first of the whole party**.

Then, when a boy named 'Hua Ming' came to the stage to sing "I Am a Wolf from the North", this little girl who refused to give up took the stage again. Because he ran too fast and too fast, he threw off all the high-heeled shoes on his feet.

This time, once again, the teachers and students of the entire Ming Auditorium applauded wildly.

This is the second ** of the whole party.

There are only these two ** in the whole party.

It's not that other people's singing voices aren't beautiful enough, it's not that other people's cross talk sketches aren't exciting enough, and it's not that those girls who wear vests and hot pants and dance hip-hop are not sexy and energetic enough - but, the other**Compared with the two **brought by the autumn chill, they are not**.

The autumn cold brings everyone the sadness and touching that is soaked into the bones, while other programs can only be called pleasing to the ear and pleasing to the eye, not on the same level.

After the welcome party, the lives of Tang Chong and Hua Ming have undergone earth-shaking changes.

Hua Ming was eating peanut beans that I didn't know who bought them, and drinking beer that I didn't know who was filial piety, and told them about the positive role and great role he played in this vigorous campus incident.

"You all know that, right? Originally, the class reported me to the department, and the department reported me to the school, because my singing skills were first-class, and the school also selected me - but why did our second child go on stage in the end? If I don't say it, you won't be able to think of it even if you want to break your head. ”

Indeed, if Hua Ming hadn't said it, no one would have thought that he couldn't go on stage because he had diarrhea after eating stale seafood - would he have spoken out about such a scandal?

As a result, the fire of gossip of the masses burned brightly.

"Yes, yes. I also find it strange. Obviously, you should have come to power, why did Tang Zhong come to power in the end? ”

"Hua Ming, tell us about it. What's the story inside? How did Tang Chong and that autumn chill start? ”

"How long have they known each other? I've never heard of it. It is said that Autumn Yihan is the freshman school flower of the Department of International Trade - after tonight, the popularity should catch up with Su Shan, right? It is said that Sushan is beautiful, but we have never seen it. I've seen Qiu Yihan - although she is on stage and I am offstage, too far away to see very clearly. But with a man's ninth sense, I know that she must be a great beauty-"

Hua Ming stretched out his hand to touch the peanut beans, glanced at the empty bag, and said, "Forget it." I won't talk about it today. There was nothing in my mouth to chew on, and I didn't have a taste for words. I'll talk about it tomorrow, I'll talk about it tomorrow. Let's all go back. Go back to sleep. ”

So, the group of beasts who were hooked by him and wanted to die offered treasures one after another.

"Hua Ming, I still have two packs of melon seeds in my bedroom. You wait a while. I'll get it for you. ”

"I still have a pack of pistachios in my bedroom. If you don't dislike it, just deal with it and eat two bites first-"

"Beer with spicy chicken feet is a perfect match - wait. I'm going to buy it for you right now. Do you want two more boiled eggs? ”

"Buy some more beer." Hua Ming shouted at their backs.

When the table was full of all kinds of snacks, and Hua Ming's mouth had something to chew all the time, he resumed the story: "If you want to talk about this, you have to start with our freshman report." On the first day I arrived at school, I met the autumn chill - Tang Chongchang's face was **silky, do you think he can know a beauty of this level? ”

"I remember it was a sunny afternoon, and I went to the supermarket with my rabbit in my arms - by the way, who would feed him some water, but don't make him thirsty. Where did it go? Yes, I went to the supermarket with the rabbit in my arms, and along the way, there were countless little girls and daughters-in-law looking at me. To be honest, I've been used to such occasions for a long time. ”

"Can I pet your rabbit? Right. It seems to be the phrase. She wasn't a big deal to me, and I didn't care. This was the first thing Qiu Yihan said to me. As soon as I turned around, I saw a beautiful woman standing behind my ass. Belle? Hua Ye, the last thing I lack in my life is beauty. I glanced at her and said no. My little rabbit is a good one. ”

"Wow-"

Everyone laughed, some people said that Hua Ming was not surprised by the beauty and was really a first-class hero, some people said that Hua Ming wanted to capture it, so it was a high-end technique, and some people said that Hua Ming was 100% making up nonsense and was bragging #.

"Pay attention." Hua Ming slammed the table with a beer bottle. "Here's the point. At this time, the second child of our family appeared. He came over and said Hua Ming, if the little girl wants to see it, you can let the family see it, and the rabbit will not lose two hairs - when he speaks, he is still secretly glancing at me. I knew that this kid was #love. ”

"I have no shortage of sons walking the rivers and lakes, and the most important thing is the word 'righteousness'. My brother is in trouble, can I help? So, I handed the rabbit to our old second-hand and said you take care of it for me first, and I'll go buy something - in fact, to put it bluntly, the little girl is the matchmaker of the two of them, and the story is very simple, it is the love caused by a rabbit. ”

"Off topic, off topic." Someone said. "We want to know why it was Tang Chong who came to power and not you?"

"Your pig's head?" Hua Ming glanced at the kid with disdain, and said with a sneer: "I said it all, what my flawless son said when he walked the rivers and lakes was the word 'righteousness'." I knew that there was a little conflict between the two of them, so I deliberately told the second child that my stomach hurt, and asked him to help me go on stage to top the top - of course, during the rehearsal, Qiu Yihan came to me and asked if he could let me do him a favor - you all know the rest of the story. If I were on stage, I wouldn't have run away with one of the top ten singers on campus. ”

The innocent son waved his hand very disdainfully, and said in the style of a master who regarded his reputation as a cloud of smoke: "However, I am not uncommon with that." Find a charming little daughter-in-law for our second child - not much better than the top ten singers? ”

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When Tang returned to the dormitory, he found that the dormitory was crowded, and everyone was waiting for him, who was bound to become a man of the year on campus, to return.

And Hua Ming was sitting by the window, and a group of people surrounded him tightly in the middle, listening to him say: "Actually, to be honest, there is no difference between the school flower and the department flower, and there is no difference between the department flower and the class flower - at least in my eyes." I used to always want to conquer the school flowers, but after conquering a few, I thought it was just like that. In fact, it is just that men's sense of accomplishment is different. Now, I like to find some little girls from a small family to play with a little ambiguity, and take love seriously - of course, when you break up, you have to take it seriously. In this way, you can experience the ups and downs of love. Life is a practiceβ€”"

Tang Zhong knocked on the door and said, "For this sentence, we have to dry a bottle." ”

As he spoke, he squeezed forward from the back of the crowd and grabbed a bottle of beer on the table to touch the bottle with Hua Ming.

"Don is back."

"Tang Chong, send the little beauty back?"

"We thought you weren't coming back tonight."

Hua Ming smiled, grabbed the beer bottle and touched it with Tang Chong, and whispered, "Second brother, I'll trick some wine to drink." Don't be angry. ”

"What are you angry about?" Tang Zhong hugged his neck and said, "I also want to thank you." Come on, dry a bottle. ”

The two brothers drained a bottle of beer, and Hua Ming asked, "Why did you come back so soon?" ”

"It's over, won't you come back?" Tang Zhong said with a smile.

A group of people laughed, and they all said that Tang Chong's combat effectiveness was not good, and it was over so quickly.

Tang looked at them with a smile, took out the wallet in his pocket, and said, "I've been in such a big limelight tonight, I have to invite everyone to have a drink - I don't know how much money I have in my wallet." Whoever took him and bought it all into wine. Let's have a big drink. ”

Whew――

A group of people shouted and rushed up to grab their wallets, and a group of people rushed up to hug Tang Zhong and kiss and touch.

Under Liang Tao's organization, he took a few big men to the supermarket and came back with a few boxes of beer. Then, one counts as one, and everyone starts drinking one bottle per person.

Drink beer, talk about mountains, and talk about yellow jokes. Singing loudly, chasing and frolicking, rolling with laughter, fighting for which girl's boobs are bigger and which girl's legs are longer, this is the life and style of young people.

Tang Zhong sat in the middle of the crowd, not drinking his head, and his heart was already drunk.

When Tang Zhong woke up, it was still early, the thunderbolts were crashing against the glass, the bedroom was still dark, and an emaciated figure was sitting at the head of his bed.

He was startled, his hands habitually put on a defensive posture, and said, "Who? ”