"Genghis Khan preempted the **** world's first beauty Helen's b, and the 10 million iron cavalry lost more than half in exchange for the world's beauty ******! The b of the beautiful Helen was opened by Genghis Khan. [No pop-ups. Woohoo! "This is a soldier sent by Genghis Khan pretending to be called Huazi, while picking up waste everywhere, while loudly threatening that the world's first beauty Helen was ****, in order to get others dirty and lose their combat effectiveness.

Those who said such things were pretended to be half-crazy and half-stupid, and some of them even pretended to be disabled by the war, and they were on crutches and touched their faces with stove ashes, because in this way they could clear the customs everywhere and treat them as madmen.

By sunrise and the sun was rising, there was not the slightest sign of war on the beach, as if everything had become so detailed and beautiful.

Among the wandering ghosts that spread everywhere came to Qin Shi Huang's tent, he had breakfast in the middle of the night, his mental state was very full, he pulled his neck longer than a gooseneck, and shouted with the strength of milk: "Genghis Khan washed his eggs first, and the b of Helen, the first beauty in the world, was opened by Genghis Khan first, woohoo!" Don't blame me. ”

The man who spoke like this also put dirt on the ground in his face, so that people could understand at a glance that this was a madman's nonsense.

This word does not have much effect and reflection on anyone who listens to it, goose, Qin Shi Huang felt sour when he heard it, and hurriedly sent someone to call this Huazi into his tent and said: "Where did this idler pick up such a sentence? ”

"This phrase is everywhere now, and if you're willing to hook your waist, you can pick it up as soon as you go out." If you are a madman, wait for two people in the park to push hands, with a push and a let.

When the madman spoke, Qin Taihuang saw the teeth in the madman's mouth, which made him feel that something was wrong, how could this madman have a mouthful of white teeth? Wandering ghosts and madmen don't wash their mouths, and over time this tooth must be full of dirt, and a mouth full of yellow teeth is needless to say, just the goods in front of me have reached a handful of yearbooks, and they have already turned black.

"You are a rumor-monger sent by Genghis Khan, pretending to be crazy and selling stupid nonsense, get out!" As soon as Genghis Khan's words came out, he felt that it was inappropriate, so why not ask more clearly? So he reacted quickly and said, "Please wait, come in and sit down." ”

This is called Hanako with her mouth tilted to the sky and blew crookedly, thinking to herself that the grandfather is wrong, and I want the master to tell you the truth, and it depends on how much gold brick you gave. If you give it to the master, you won't go back, so you will run directly to Lida and call her mother-in-law, kneel down and lick a drop of N on the beautiful Helen B, even if you don't live in vain in this life.

Don't say that this is a stupid idea, a soldier can use a gold brick to get a drop of B soup from Helen, the number one beauty in the world, and lick it with his tongue, which is considered to have reached the highest level. Tens of thousands of tongues, can one person take their turn to lick it? Definitely. If you don't wait for a hundred licks, you will be swollen to the size of a cow, which is naturally not allowed.

"I don't know anything, I just heard from a crazy woman, and if you want to know the details, you can go outside and listen to it yourself. I still have to go outside to pick up waste, otherwise I won't have three meals a day. Hanako got up and was about to walk.

'Wait!' Bring gold, and ask for large pieces. ’。 "Qin Shi Huang is so generous, hanging tigers and fishing cats.

asked Huazi to hear Qin Shi Huang say to bring gold, so he quickly reacted and glanced at Qin Shi Huang, as if he looked at the beautiful big girl's chest a little ****, and he peeked at it with a thief's eye, thinking that Qin Shi Huang was much more handsome than Genghis Khan, and he really had the style of an emperor.

The servant brought a huge gold brick, weighing one or two pounds, so that Hanako's hands trembled when she took it, and her whole body seemed to be sifting chaff. But J fine still has J fine section C, and telling the truth without torture is a no-brainer, because any J fine organization has a confidentiality code, and the stupid madman of the cicada will not use it, and he will not use it without the minimum cognitive ability, unless it is a nest of rice buckets.

"I was so hungry in the morning that I got up before dawn to look for food, but I found nothing, and then I realized that I was so poor that I was washed away. Then he ran to the seashore to find some dry food from the dead man, and heard someone say such things. "Anyone can make it up, don't people say it seamlessly.

"Are you still hungry?" The servant brought a basket of steamed buns. Qin Shi Huang is really generous, but it is a pity that he is generous to the land of China.

Tell Hanako to spread this basket of steamed buns in the collar on the back (there is a pocket on the front and back made of coarse cloth, and the middle is attached to the shoulder, this is the whole family belongings called Hanako, and there is a rotten bowl and a pair of chopsticks in it. Slowly put the money and rice I begged in, and turned my head again when there was more here. In the end, the remaining one was eaten in his hand, which made Qin Shi Huang salivate a little when he looked at it.

Yes, although I am full-fed, I see that Hanako eats so well, a steamed bun is more delicious than the mountains and seas, and everyone who looks at it is greedy. Just like people see ****b, although you have bC every day, it will also make you feel that dogs are 10,000 times happier than people, because you are human, and there are many unsatisfactory people. But there are dogs too, because people can't see the dog's unsatisfactory wishes, which makes it all good.

"I also saw Genghis Khan hang the blood sheets of Helen, the first beauty in the world, and their Cb as flags." This is what Hanako said after eating a bite of steamed buns.

After saying this, Hanako was eating his steamed buns again, thinking that this was the end of it.

At this time, a soldier who inquired about the news came to report: "Your Majesty, Genghis Khan and the beautiful Helen are ...... on the sea ship."

"What do you do on a sea vessel?" Qin Shi Huang asked.

"It's hard to say on a ship!" Said the intelligence officer.

"There's nothing bad to say, is it on the sea ship Cb?" Qin Shi Huang said.

"Exactly!" Said the intelligence officer.

The intelligence officers have all come to say, and Qin Shi Huang asked Hanako to wave his hand, signaling this guy to hurry up and get out, don't be here.

Seeing that Qin Shi Huang waved to him and could leave, Hanako was so flustered that she almost tripped over the threshold when she went out. This is called Hanako is enjoying the blessings of Matthew's gospel, and when she is far away from Qin Shi Huang, she has to hide in a place where no one cares about it and laugh, but this is after biting the gold brick with her teeth and confirming that it is not a counterfeit banknote.

"Do you see clearly? Is it the beautiful Helen? "Qin Shi Huang is in a hurry, because you can not believe what Hanako said, but the spies he sent out should always be a little reliable, right?

"I can't see it clearly, but I think I can see it more clearly, it's so beautiful. Naiko in front of the chest door is also very straight, and her figure is as tall as Helen. ”

"Ghost, I haven't gotten it with all my might, he Genghis Khan started it as soon as he came, what kind of magic is helping him?" Qin Shi Huang said.

"I asked the people around me that Genghis Khan agreed to Leda's terms, and sent the remaining Iron Cavalry to help her attack Sparta." Said the intelligence officer.

Hearing this, Qin Shi Huang's heart was cold, and he sighed and said, "Why didn't I think of it? If I had offered to help my mother-in-law take Sparta as soon as I came, I would have impregnated Helen a long time ago! Now it's a pity that I've lost half of my army of 8 million, and I don't have the strength to deal with Genghis Khan or take Sparta alone. I'm mad at me. ”

This is completely logical, even if half of the 10 million Iron Cavalry has been lost, there are still 5 million left to attack Sparta, not to mention more than enough, at least there is no problem for sure. It is not uncommon for the two families to marry and fight the country, Qin Shi Huang thought about it carefully, opened his eyes and looked around for Niu B, as long as he saw it, he immediately climbed Niu B to die, because he was the former overlord of the Central Plains, but he lost to him in this competition for the first beauty in the world, what kind of face did he have to see the Jiangdong woman?

Qin Shi Huang was depressed in his heart, walking back and forth in the big tent, because this war was also a not very glorious war, and he was a little embarrassed that there were too many casualties among the soldiers, and it was only a piece of beautiful B, which was a bit unreasonable. The main generals who are willing to work for themselves are emotionally close to each other, do you want your brother to fight to death for the world's first beauty? This is not to say that it is all stuffy in my heart, if I say it, the penny is not worth it, is this emperor still guaranteed? Qin Shi Huang was so angry that his eyes were about to burst out.

But the emperor is the emperor, and being bold and shameless is the patent of the emperor, because you can find out, who was not an emperor in history by being shameless?

"General Meng, did you hear the wind outside, saying that the b of the beautiful Helen has been washed by Genghis Khan first, do you think this is a rumor or will it be true?" Qin Shi Huang still shamelessly came to General Meng's tent and said.

"I think it's a rumor, he just reached it yesterday, will Zeus, the king of heaven, agree?" Meng Tian also played a push, saying half dead and half alive.

"Then let's take a look." Qin Shi Huang said.

"Okay, I'll bring the guards." Meng Tian went to call the guards.

Qin Taihuang is surrounded by a few maids-in-law, not much, only three or five, because it is a mother goods, and it will be in the way if there are more.

Qin Shi Huang and the maids all got on a troika, and at this time the guards also came, with more than a hundred cavalry, all armed, protecting Qin Shi Huang's noble stature from front to back.

Coincidentally, Qin Shi Huang arrived, and the other Lu Bu and Xiang Yu, as well as Bao Zheng and Di Renjie, all came to the front line. All the troops are on standby.

This was originally the general headquarters of Lü Bu and Xiang Yu's operations on the southern front, and now it has become the headquarters of the Provisional Alliance Army. Although they are together, they are far from each other in their respective positions, but they know that they are looking at Genghis Khan from each other, because each must have its own clear banner.

"Is the woman next to Genghis Khan Helen?" Xiang Yu asked.

"I can't see it clearly, but this woman seems to be beautiful in general. You see her Naiko, she is really straight, and in this respect, she is on par with Helen's. If not, then who would it be? Lu Bu was pondering, because Lu Bu had seen the world's first beauty Helen's Naizi, really big and straight, really the world's first beautiful Naiko.

"This can't be a concubine of Genghis Khan, right? He's so tall in the same egg! Xiang Yu said.

"Is it a concubine? It's impossible, if it were a concubine, there wouldn't be such a sharp Naiko, this way is tens of thousands of miles, and it hasn't been crashed by this old thief? "Yes, no one would think of a maid. In other words, no one would have thought of being a poor girl.

In today's society, you can also say the same, you really want to take out a Naiko who has not crashed from a city woman, huge and straight, comparable to climbing to the sky, of course, difficult does not mean that there is none. Because the big one can't hold up.,As soon as you stand up, it will fall.,Of course, it's not a girl's bad.,It's all about C scolding the mother of the earth.,Because it's the attraction of the earth that makes the big of the sisters droop.。

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"Athena!" Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

"Hah!" Athena was and promised through the crack in the door.

"In which Y-room? I ask you, what about Helen? Zeus, the king of heaven, couldn't wait to know Helen's safety.

Since Athena settled in Greece in the Central Plains, her beautiful sex has made her a windfall, initially Zhanzhao, who played Zhanzhao half to death in just one day. The goose was dyed with Lu Bu again. In order to prevent the Japanese army from attacking Wuhan and killing the Central Plains, she had to pull a big hole at the mouth of the Yellow River Garden to release water to block, goose! As a result, seven or eight provinces and regions downstream are full of P shares N, and B Mao fled like a disaster victim.

At this time, Athena was too frequent in intercourse, and she didn't start to drop down for a long time after pulling N, because the N eye was too big, and it all went up to the back bone, and then crossed the Ussuri River, went under the armpit, and then came to the yurt, and then reached the navel eye, and still passed through the red wire, and a drop of N began to fall down. The sky is half and the earth is half, and there are not a few drops that can fall on the ground.

This is of course fun and exaggerated, but if there is more intercourse, it will be full of P shares to the woman, and if there is less intercourse, it will be B, and people will be straight S because they are small. This is not absolute, and the baby also has a time when he pulls N full of P shares, which is always absolutely the place.

"In which Y-room? Where's Helen? "Zeus, the king of heaven, because he was in a hurry, could not recognize the voice of a person speaking in NN, and if he was not in a hurry, of course he could argue, because when a person spoke in NN, the voice came from a low place, like a mouth growing on a toe.

Waiting for the last drop of N on b to dry up until next year, Athena simply touched it with her hand and spread them out on the P shares, which is less sticky than in one place, although it can't be super cool, but it's still relatively cool.

Zeus, the king of heaven, saw Athena still fiddling with her pants as she came out, and she was blushing. This made Zeus, the king of heaven, think that Athena was stealing in the cat man, so he looked into Athena's inner room with a thief's eye, hoping to find a man in it, in order to avenge Athena's long questions and not answer.

"Why are you blushing and trousers, is there a man in the back room? At this juncture, you still have the leisure to steal people, go to death! "This is kind of scolding Athena to the blood.

Goose! Athena came to the fire, picked up the spear of the god of war and slashed it at the throat of Zeus, the king of heaven.