42 Helen and sister-in-law

- Assassinating the god of beauty and the god of war, Diomedes made a military exploit in the fifth volume of the Epic of Homer

The fierce battle began again, and the Agamenliu was valiant. When the chariot was at the forefront of the horse, Agamenliu jumped out of the chariot and caught up with the leader of a Teroan army, the leader of a small country with whom the Teroas were in contact with him, and the commander.

The former chased after him from behind, and the bronze spear stabbed straight into the head of the leader of the small country with which the Tluoya were in diplomatic relations, and pierced the head directly, causing darkness in front of his eyes, and he fell to the ground with a whimper.

In the desperate battle of millions of armies on both sides, the Agamenliu, like a lion in a pack of wild wolves, chased one and bit one to death, leaving it covered in blood, like a ball of fire rolling around on the battlefield.

Helen and her sister-in-law, who had come to the office on time as if they were going to work, sat down again on the high wall. If you don't want to watch it, you have to watch it, and if you don't look good, you have to watch it.

Just like watching a football game now, there will always be a win and a loss, and the same is true of war, and when you are used to watching it, there is nothing.

In Helen's heart, her current situation is almost numb. Whoever wins and loses is the same, he can't care about his life or death, and he still has the heart to care about who wins and who loses.

If there was no sister-in-law, Helen would really want to die, because the sister-in-law liked her, often teased her happy, and gave her the courage to continue living.

"Fuck," the sister-in-law pointed to the battlefield, "fuck, that tall and handsome guy, stabbed another one to death with a spear, it's from a small country, I don't recognize it." ”

"It doesn't matter what country he belongs to, we only look at us, and if they die, they will die, and it is not for us to ask them to go to war, although it is my trouble." Helen said.

"Look," the sister-in-law was surprised, "look, the one to the left of the big man is even more handsome than the big one, is he?" ”

"Where are you watching, you're purely a in heat." Helen scolded her sister-in-law.

"Are you talking about it? There must be another sentence, you say, auntie, I won't blame you. The sister-in-law said.

"One mind is looking for a male dog." Helen said.

"I said, yes, it must be, there is only one sentence, it must not be a sentence. Is this an afterword? The sister-in-law asked.

"Probably not, it won't be so boring after the break." Sister-in-law said.

"Then how is it boring, the female dog is in heat to find the male dog, then how is there nothing to talk about. Isn't it boring to say that a is in heat to find a bitche? Definitely. Is there a chat about same-sex X-love? "My sister-in-law and sister-in-law are discussing the philosophy of sex.

"My baby," Helen reached out to hug her sister-in-law, "I'm going to have a same-sex X-love relationship with you today, and I want to taste this fairy fruit that no one has tasted yet, what is the taste of same-sex X-love." ”

"Ah, wow, you make people hurt so much, how can there be a same-sex X love like you, your fingers are just tiger claws." The sister-in-law blushed a little in pain.

Helen's fingers, fast, accurate, ruthless, slammed into the sister-in-law's pain.

Yes, the sister-in-law complains with the sister-in-law, and it is often the sister-in-law who suffers. Because the sister-in-law's meat is much more tender than the sister-in-law's, there is a possibility that it will often be broken if you are not careful. And our sisters-in-law, in some places, or many places, have already gotten used to it, and even have pillow cocoons. Alas, it is simply said that the place has been touched like a cowhide, and even if you drive the tank, you can't get a footprint.

The sister-in-law and sister-in-law started to play things that only men like to play, and only in two cases will happen. First, it's the sister-in-law who is in estrus. Some people may say: If you are in estrus and complaining, you can't just find a man. As soon as your upper lip touches your lower lip, can the problem really be solved? Definitely. When you're hungry, why don't you grab the rice straight into your mouth, can't you eat it? Definitely. Dogs like to eat rice directly.

It's hard to see now, but there are many in the old society. At that time, they relied on milling rice for food, a disc with a diameter of six or seven meters, made of a large stone, and every time the rice was milled, there would be a lot of chaff and rice hidden in the gap between the stones, and the clever dog would naturally wait with the miller. Then you'll see a lot of dog poop that you can see. (Laizi)

The most difficult problem in the world to solve is "sex X love", but again, the best problem in the world to solve is "sex X love".

Yes, our sister-in-law is whining and estrus, but although I let my sister-in-law move a few times, I still don't get the feeling I want.

Of course, this feeling can only be given in the hands of the opposite sex, this is God's rule, otherwise the earth would have been barren by the homosexual love of human beings.

The sister-in-law was made to tears by her sister-in-law, and had to temporarily avoid the war card and hang it high. And the sister-in-law was left behind at the age of the same age as the sister-in-law:

That was when he didn't marry into his ex-husband's family, and his ex-husband came to his house to play.

"Helen," this is when her ex-husband came to her house, calling Helen's name from afar, "Helen." ”

"Oh, Brother Prince," Helen smiled sweetly as she stepped forward and took Brother Prince's hand.

"We, we're going to catch crickets. On the way, I heard it cry when I came from somewhere. The little prince said.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'll go take off my skirt, it's going to get dirty." Our little Helen is making excuses, is she really afraid of getting dirty? Definitely. She just allowed herself to show more flesh, though she couldn't pay attention to the word sexy at the time.

It was the time of spring and summer, and it was a great time for men and women to go to the wild to catch crickets.

Humans are not smarter than animals, and crickets are a much more intelligent category in this regard. During the transition of spring and summer, the male crickets only chirp in the grass, and the female crickets only listen attentively. Listen to the health status of male crickets, their size, etc. Then use the satellite navigation to lock on to the target and quickly walk there. Remember, not to fly away, although there are wings. Don't ask why? It's not a hundred thousand whys.

There is certainly a reason for not using wings to fly it, such as the possibility of losing the sat nav. Because flying may be too fast, there will be a mistake in the sound wave, and it will be thrown into the arms of the weak male cricket, because the picture is fast, but it has played a consequence that outweighs the loss.

(The author was once on a wandering, which was a county seat.) Simply in the first person, I came out of the cinema, and it was okay to watch all night. Just because I can watch all night by selling a ticket, am I really wasting money and dying in the cinema all night? Definitely. I didn't think it looked good, so I came out to play, because I didn't have the money to live in the rocker, so I had to play under the night light.