Chapter 339: The Mysterious Land (1)
Chapter 339
The villa after the war is still the same, Bai Minjun and Bi Yurou breathe a sigh of relief when they look at the scene of the peeping mirror, and finally wait to enter the next world.
Roar..... A deafening sound tore through the sky, teleporting from the distant Heavenly Pool.
"Here, they finally broke through the seal, I hope Zhu Can will hurry up, time is running out."
Bi Yurou felt her heart tremble, she knew that Shenlong couldn't hold on anymore.
"So should we do something?"
Bai Minjun asked out loud.
"All we can do is wait, wait for him to come back."
Bi Yurou shook her head, only he could deal with him in this world, because they were all too strong, so strong that the gods would tremble.
"Then let's continue to see where Zhu Can is."
Bai Minjun looked at the Sky Mirror curiously, it was a world of birds and flowers.....
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
was just about to appreciate it, but Bi Yurou directly put away the peep mirror, and she stood up and was about to leave.
"I've got something to go out about."
"Didn't you say wait, what are you going out for, you're talking about when you go out, can you leave the speculator mirror."
Bai Minjun asked anxiously.
"This ..... You'd better not look at it. ”
Bi Yurou's face turned red, turned around and left.
"What the hell is going on?"
Bai Minjun scratched his head in confusion.
"Finally waited for me to ....."
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When does my girlfriend have it, I ask my roommate for the wine. I don't know if the girl next door has a boyfriend? I wanted to dig through the wall, but I was afraid that the wall would be too thick and hurt my hands. Switched to a voyeur mirror, the people in the house are gone. Turn the stairs and look down, that so-and-so. Sure enough, she is not single, she is carrying a handsome man's elbow. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny, and this matter has existed since ancient times. I hope it won't be long before they!
Good poetry! Good poetry! Zhu Can sat on the huge branches of a towering tree, shook his head and read the most poetic verses, and did not forget to praise a few words at the end.
Well? At this moment, he suddenly found something surprising, and raised a large bamboo tube in his hand to look at the sky.
I couldn't help but mutter, "Yo! This strange thing happens every year, and this year is really a lot! This old woman is eighty or ninety years old, right? Seeing that this means that she wants to look at the end of the world, does she still want to find a second spring? ”
Well? The old man flying in the air seemed to have discovered the existence of Zhu Can below, and let out a soft sound, and the sword under his feet couldn't help but tremble.
"Did the old woman find me?" Zhu Can hesitated to himself, thought about it and shook his head and said, "Impossible, absolutely impossible, Lao Tzu has been in this world for three years, and he has peeked at countless beauties and handsome guys, especially when she admires the exposed Xiaoru pants of those beauties, she has never been discovered, how could she find me!" Delusion, absolutely delusion! ”
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but be determined, and when I looked up, I couldn't help but scold after a closer look, "Ah, I'm just that... Bah, the old immortal, it's really hard, I don't even wear underwear, I don't wear a bra, this is a blood by the way! ”
I don't know if the scolding is too involved, even the old man in the air has already discovered him, and he doesn't know it, I saw that when the old man scolded Zhu Can, he instantly covered his skirt, as if he was swishing coldly below, and the sword under his feet couldn't help shaking.
Ha ha! Zhu Can seemed to be very happy today, and laughed out loud, "Old woman, did you take your pants when you were looking for a duck?" Or is there no money to be lost? Haha....."
Sou! Just as Zhu Can finished speaking, the old woman in the air finally couldn't hold it anymore, and turned into a meteor with the imperial sword under her feet, and rushed straight down.
Boom! In the middle of the sound, there was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping in the distance.
"Humph! Old thing, the strength is uninhibited, come on this bird, phew! Zhu Can spat vigorously into the distance.
At this moment, as soon as he turned his head, he suddenly widened his eyes and shouted, "Oops! It's crushed, haha! This is good, big breasts, big buttocks, more energetic than Yiyi's, haha.... Really TNN's awesome! ”
I saw a hot woman stepping on the sword in the distance, Zhu Can stared tightly, and at the same time made a wolf sound, he had already forgotten that damn old thing.
"Little bunny, come out to the old body!" While enjoying something beautiful, suddenly an old roar came from the top of the tree.
Who? Zhu Can was obviously stunned, turned his head to look shocked, and exclaimed, "That mother of mine! Ghost! Hell ......"
I saw that at the top of the tree, a man stepped on the sword, wearing a long white dress stained with dust, his long silver hair was covered with chicken feathers, his old face was furrowed, and his face was scattered with a few chicken poops.
Isn't this the old woman in the sky just now?
Syllable! Zhu Can slapped himself lightly and said to himself, "Dreaming, definitely dreaming!" Lao Tzu has been here for three years, except for the flying people in the sky, Lao Tzu has never seen a living person, even if he said a word, it must be that my insomnia in the past few days is a little deranged, I am sleepwalking, definitely sleepwalking. ”
With a constant muttering in his mouth, he threw the bamboo tube in his hand and threw it at the old man in the distance, slashing down the huge tree trunk.
Patronizing and running, he didn't see the bamboo tube behind him when it approached the old man, and an invisible force instantly bounced the bamboo tube away and flew into the distance.
Looking at the little guy who was extremely flexible and went to the tree in a few moments, the old woman suddenly smiled slightly, as if she was laughed at by him, and said in her heart, "This kid is cunning enough, and when he sees that he can't beat him, he immediately slips away, and the excuse he makes is very interesting." ”
"Little thing, stop for the old body, do you still want to run after disturbing the old body?" The old woman roared under the tree.
Belch! Zhu Can only felt that there was a sudden strong momentum that locked him, his body couldn't help but shudder, his footsteps stopped in place disobediently, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, "Hehe.... Lao Dong.... No... Old ghost... No.... Old fairy, I.... I'm not dreaming! Scold.. Heh..."
Hum! The old woman looked at him and snorted coldly.
The sword under his feet slowly fell, and at the same time, his body shook slightly, and the chicken feathers and chicken poop on his body were thrown away in an instant, revealing his original face.
The long white dress was spotless, the long silver hair danced lightly in the wind, and the old face was kind and kind.
When the edgeworth under his feet was only one step away from the ground, he stepped down and waved one hand, and the sword instantly turned into a streamer and burrowed into the sleeve of his coat.
Standing still, the old man couldn't help but look up and down at the person in front of him and frowned slightly, this little guy is no different from a beggar, his unkempt hair is like a chicken coop, covering half of his face, and the remaining half of the dirty seems to have not been washed for several years, his naked upper body is dark and shiny, but he is very strong, the pants of the lower body are torn into strips, and the important parts are covered by a few leaves, and a pair of rotten shoes under his feet have no bottom, and one has no help, tied to his feet with a thin rope.
"You.... Why are you the way you are? The old woman asked, frowning.
"Tell me first, are you a human, a ghost, a god, or something?" Zhu Can looked at the old man with a kind face, especially his free movements just now, and his appearance as if he was a god descending to earth, and asked hesitantly.
The old woman smiled slightly and said, "Of course the old body is a human being, isn't it a human being who can talk to you in broad daylight?" ”
"Are you really human? Don't tease me, don't joke with me, are you really human? Zhu Can still asked with some disbelieving.
"The old body is a man!"
"It's really human, you're really human!"
"The old body is a man!"
"Great, you're really human!"
"I'm human, and I'm pretty sure I'm human." The old woman seemed to be a little confused, and secretly said in her heart, "This child can't be sick, or a fool, right?" Why did I stand in front of him and ask me if I was human? ”
Wow! Two lines of hot tears rolled out, instantly drawing two grooves on Zhu Can's face, washing away the dust and dirt on that little face.
"Young man, what are you crying about? Is there anything wrong with the old man being a human being? The old woman was stunned, she didn't know what was going on with this kid.
Boom! Zhu Can fell to his knees all of a sudden, and shouted with tears in his eyes, "Mother, you are my mother!" ”