[Chapter 92: Squeezing the Bus]
After eating with Haifu, Li Yan went home by himself, considering that meddling in his affairs would inevitably cause a lot of trouble, so he went home, didn't go anywhere, turned off his mobile phone, and spent the weekend at home. Zhang Yurong felt a little strange when she saw him staying at home so honestly, and she didn't see him drive the car back, wondering if he was in trouble.
At breakfast on Monday morning, Zhang Yurong finally couldn't help asking: "Was your car damaged and repaired?" β
"Cars? No. I parked it at the company. β
Zhang Yurong looked at him puzzled, parked the car at the company, and then took a taxi back, is this guy confused? She quickly had another question in her mind.
"I'm not used to bringing people, you don't have a car to figure out how to go by yourself."
It's no problem to take a taxi back, if you want to leave from here, you have to at least get out of this area of villas so that there are buses passing by, and taxis are rarely waiting in this area.
Li Yan looked at her with a smile, "What?" Thought I wanted to get closer to you, so I deliberately created an opportunity to rub the car? β
Zhang Yurong is a little embarrassed and embarrassed, everyone is a husband and wife, if he really takes the initiative to get closer to the relationship, it is a good thing, it is a place where he can't take the initiative, such a refusal is really a bit too much...... "Don't worry!" If I take your car to work and let the beautiful MMs of the company see it, wouldn't it be sad to death? They have one less crush. For the sake of the harmony of the company, I would not be so high-profile. Li Yan urged a narrow road.
Zhang Yurong was speechless and secretly snorted cheeky, but this joke also relieved her embarrassment.
"Did your friend say your car was bad? Why don't you buy one? Porsche, or Ferrari ......"
Hearing this, Li Yan was a little surprised, when did this wife care about me so much? Suddenly give me a sports car, nothing to do, nothing to do, either annihilation or theft!
Zhang Yurong avoided his gaze, lowered her head to drink porridge, and explained a little vaguely: "I think it...... If you drive a good car, no one else will dare to bully you...... Aren't you very good at driving? If you drive a sports car...... It's more convenient for you to chase girls! β
Li Yan thought about it for a while, and already understood her thoughts. She must feel that her company and family have two Mercedes-Benzes, but her husband can only drive a small QQ, which feels a little too shabby, which may hurt his man's self-esteem. There is no emotional foundation, it is difficult to fulfill the duties of a wife, and it is inconvenient to have a public relationship, so it is good to make up for it in material terms.
This made Li Yan feel a little funny, if I was really so fragile, I wouldn't have agreed in the first place, and I fled early!
Seeing her duplicity, I couldn't help but want to tease her. "Well, what you said makes sense, then Ye Jiahong pretends to be the king of masonry Lao Ji, covets my wife, there are still a lot of people like him, there are still a lot of people in the company, I have to get a luxury car to shock them, let them know that I am also a very attractive diamond man......"
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Although she was speechless, Zhang Yurong still couldn't help but feel a strange sweetness in her heart. It's been almost half a year since I got married, everyone takes care of each other, the river water doesn't interfere with the well water, I never care if he goes out to spend time drinking, and he never cares if he sends flowers to the office anonymously or publicly every day. Now to put it this way...... Are you jealous and jealous?
As the number one beauty of Paradise Group, the goddess admired and admired by the company up and down, Zhang Yurong, who has been praised and surrounded since she was a child, has long been able to treat it calmly. Whether it is an excellent and successful man from our company or another company, she can ignore all kinds of overtures. Especially after getting married, I have never been moved in the slightest. Of course, Li Yan, a cheap husband with many shortcomings and difficult to find advantages, she ignored it even more.
But after a long time, the stars and moons outside, but they can't get the appreciation of ordinary husbands, and they are still a little lonely, or unwilling. Now for the first time, hearing Li Yan indirectly express his dissatisfaction with other men made her finally feel a trace of satisfaction in being valued.
When she secretly sighed at this small satisfaction, Li Yan continued: "But it's not interesting to compare with them, although there are many beauties in the company, but each eye is above the top, and the cost is not cost-effective." I drove a sports car to the entrance of the university campus and waited, and it was said that beautiful girls were automatically sent to the door to talk to them, and they could take them to play and satisfy their vanity...... Tsk......"
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Zhang Yurong put down the spoon in her hand, raised her head and said seriously: "After careful consideration, I think Porsche and Ferrari are too high-profile, do you have any performance in the company, driving such a good car to work and getting a dead salary, it will make people suspect that you have any ulterior motives, forget it, it is more appropriate to change it to 100,000 to 200,000 yuan!" β
also said that in order to make me more capable of chasing girls, show my true face, right? Li Yan was secretly happy, and said with a straight face: "Just kidding, you don't need to buy a car." I just want to experience the feeling of squeezing the bus, you know, the weather is getting hotter and hotter, the beauties are wearing less and less, and there are still a few people with cars, at this time squeeze the bus, hehe......"
"Humph!" Zhang Yurong was in a good mood just now, but she was disturbed by his obscene appearance, and the chill on her face was even worse, and she didn't bother to scold him!
Li Yan had already left laughing.
β¦β¦ Squeezing the bus to work is no stranger to Li Yan, but after moving here, he has not experienced it. When he came back yesterday, he paid special attention to the nearest bus platform, which didn't seem to be very far away. But now when I walk, I realize that it's really not close!
When I finally waited for the bus on the platform, it was already crowded. Although Li Yan deliberately joked to tease Zhang Yurong when he squeezed the bus because the MMs were wearing less, after getting on the bus, he found that this was really an unavoidable status quo.
A gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way. The gentleman is lustful, and he also takes it in a good way.
Molesting mm on the bus is something that Li Yan deeply despises, and for men, there is no happiness at all, it is nothing more than a little stimulation, for the disturbed mm, it may be a very deep psychological shadow, this is not an occasional squeeze to experience life, others have to take the bus every day, and there is pressure every day.
Of course, this is not the case, helpless squeezing is common, and the real wolf of the bus is very rare in a harmonious society.
Because Li Yan's journey is not short, he has to change trains once when he arrives in the city, and now it is the rush hour at work, there are few people who get off the bus and many people who get on the bus, and in the end, he has been crowded and unable to move.
"I hate it, don't squeeze it, other people's milk has been squeezed out......"
A female voice complained that everyone was shocked, and all eyes were attracted to it. When I saw a mm, I grabbed the ring with one hand, and the bag on my shoulder, because it was unstable, and the other hand held the fresh milk and squeezed out some of it. Looking at everyone's eyes, mm bowed his head embarrassedly.
When everyone smiled and resumed looking out the window, Li Yan found that a middle-aged man squeezed to the side of MM just now, his eyes were still looking out of the car window seriously, and his body leaned against MM by the shaking of the vehicle.
horseβsοΌ The legendary bus pervert!
It's time for heroes to save beauty! Don't let this lewd man with eyes and expressions like Charlie Cao defile the milking mm!
Just when Li Yan was about to stand up and shout, he saw that mm was very skillful and turned the fresh milk in his hand, and his hand seemed to pinch it, and immediately squeezed out a stream of white milk, which fell on the middle-aged man who squeezed it behind her. Immediately, her fresh milk box was already put into the bag, and there was an appropriate "ah" in her mouth.
This time, because it was not as strong as what he said just now, it didn't attract so many people's eyes, but everyone who looked over found a lewd man close to mm, and the slightly white wet marks on his pants.
The middle-aged man with Charlie Cao's demeanor was so embarrassed that he couldn't wait to fly out of the car immediately. But the mm who squeezed the milk out of him looked disdainful at the moment, and did not explain at all that she had accidentally gotten it. If you don't explain at this time, you will be treated as a bus pervert - although he had this intention, he didn't touch it! Explain it, how do you say it?
He could only force his composure, "Miss, you accidentally got ...... on me"
mm said disdainfully: "I'll get you? Do you want me to clean it for you? β
When he said this, everyone spit on the lewd man, and the idiot could know who was doing whom. Soiled that place and wanted someone to clean it up, you think you're living in the AV of the Tram Wolf!
Li Yan, who saw the whole scene, secretly sighed that mm not only has a high sense of prevention, but also makes an unambiguous shot, and also mourns for this middle-aged man, this thing is more exciting, just watch a small movie and bring it in, it would be stupid to really do it, it is still very exciting to grab AK and shoot in the movie, do you want to experience it too?
As soon as the next stop arrived, Charlie Cao immediately got off the train in the disdainful eyes of others. And the car is still very crowded, but the atmosphere has been significantly different, not to mention that there are no bus perverts, even if they are helpless to touch, now all the men do not dare to squeeze in the situation, trying to stabilize their body, and can only squeeze male passengers if they want to squeeze.
β¦β¦ This train can't go directly to the Paradise Group, and after entering the city for a while, you have to transfer trains, but Li Yan is taking this trip for the first time, and he doesn't know exactly which station he should transfer to, so he can only think about getting off the train at a platform with many cars.
At this time, the car arrived at a platform, and seeing that there were not many passengers outside, it was obviously not a large platform with many cars, and Li Yan did not move. The mm who cured the wolf of the bus just now walked to the back door and got off, but suddenly pulled Li Yan, who was still standing still. "I'm off at the station!"
Li Yan was stunned, he didn't know this girl at all, and he couldn't imagine why she pulled him out of the car. The others were also a little strange, the two of them were not standing in the same place, obviously not friends, otherwise, they would definitely go up and beat the lewd man before.
However, people who often take the bus know one thing, if you see someone stealing your things, experienced well-wishers will often use other ways to remind you in order not to be retaliated against. Everyone thought that there was a thief around Li Yan, and they immediately became alert.
Li Yan didn't find that anyone was stealing, he didn't expect such a stubble at all, and found that everyone was wrong, so he had no choice but to get out of the car with this girl first.
(To be continued)