Chapter 42 The old lady's legs are the most beautiful
"Okay, okay." Kim Taeyeon was hugged by Tiffany, and the panic in her heart was inexplicably smoothed, but there was a warm feeling.
"Can you give me back the stockings now?" Tiffany and Kim Taeyeon put things out of the way, then reached out and asked.
"Huh?" Kim Taeyeon didn't understand, when did she owe her stockings?
"Hmph, I was wearing my clothes just now, and the stockings were gone, didn't you hide them?" Tiffany said with a wrinkled nose.
"I, I didn't!" Kim Taeyeon said helplessly.
"Hmph, is there a third person in this room? Stealing my stockings? Tiffany clearly didn't believe it, "Could it be that Taeyeon has had a habit of collecting stockings lately?" Hehe, it's really perverted, perverted~"
"I, I really don't, maybe I accidentally threw it somewhere......" Kim Taeyeon only then remembered why Lee had a stocking exposed in his pocket when he left.
"So it's Pani's?" Kim Taeyeon came to his senses.
"Okay, whatever, if you don't have it, you won't have it." Seeing that Kim Taeyeon seemed to have something on her mind, Tiffany thought it was a psychological problem she had mentioned earlier, so she hurriedly said, "Then you can rest well and see you tomorrow morning." ”
"See you tomorrow morning." Kim Tae-yeon embarrassed sends Tiffany to the elevator.
Back at home, Kim Tae-yeon opened her closet, took a closer look, and found that there was really nothing missing.
"Damn, does he mean I'm not as charismatic as Pani?!" Kim Taeyeon's small body seemed to burst into flames.
This wardrobe can be said to be very **, no matter what the stockings are, there are a lot of close-fitting ****.
"Does this guy really think I'm unfeminine?" Kim Taeyeon thought viciously: "But, in this way, he is not gay, right?" ”
Thinking of the sounds she heard on the night of the 21st, Kim Taeyeon felt funny, she actually thought he was gay just by relying on those strange sounds?
But speaking of which, if it weren't for that, Kim Taeyeon wouldn't have been relieved to talk to him until the two became good friends.
Just good friends?
At least Kim Taeyeon didn't find out that this good friend already has a high status in her heart.
……
"Perverted, perverted, perverted!" When Kim Taeyeon saw Lee's reply, she was so angry that she was going crazy.
Well, she's actually mad at Lee for stealing Tiffany's stockings instead of her own?
"I'm crazy!" Kim Taeyeon cursed herself angrily, quickly editing the information in her hand.
"I'm really disappointed in you, I didn't expect you to be a pervert, pervert, and erotic maniac!"
"I'm just a normal man......" After a while, a message full of weakness came back, and the string of omissions seemed to reveal the extreme confusion in the master's heart.
Well, this is what I wrote nonsense, but I suddenly remembered the tips for Chinese reading questions in high school.
In fact, Lee just felt the need to explain it to himself.
finally met the goddess, and said that he didn't have that little bit of ** in his heart, and he didn't believe it when he killed Quan 01.
So Lee felt that he had secretly taken those two artifacts, and he was still worthy of forgiveness!
"Oh Mo, normal man? Do normal men like to steal other people's stockings? Kim Taeyeon laughed angrily, this guy looks so serious, why is he a shameless guy now?
"Kim Tai Soft, please note that I don't like to steal other people's stockings, but I like to steal Tiffany's stockings!"
How can Lee tolerate the goddess thinking that she is a perverted man who likes to steal stockings?
He was going to discuss his story about stealing stockings with Kim Taeyeon word by word, but when the text message was sent, he suddenly realized that it was not ......
Yes! Sickness! Why!
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll send it back to you, in fact, I didn't steal it, it was Tiffanyxi who threw it on my body and accidentally took it out, I was joking with you before, the purpose was just to leave a deep impact on the goddess, oh hehe."
Lee followed the text message, was silent for a moment, and then suddenly crouched on the ground with his head in his hands.
"Teacher, I don't think I can participate in tomorrow's IQ exchange meeting."
Lee called the mentor back.
"You're sick, what do you call at night? I'm going to roam and talk back. ”
The old man hung up the phone very decisively.
“……”
Lee suddenly felt that he could send that kind of shameless text message, which was enough to lower his IQ, and decided to call the old man, and the cliff was evidence of IQ degradation.
"Others are all mistakes for life when they are young, how can I destroy my IQ when I am young?" Lee sighed for a moment, and then didn't know why, the corners of his mouth twitched, like a neurotic, and he said, "It's okay, at least I still have Tiffany's stockings, hey, hey~"
Well, when the matter gets here, it's already an end, and Kim Tae-yeon's text messages haven't been returned for five minutes.
Lee also recovered from his own metamorphosis (of course, he himself thought it was just a normal man's appearance).
I couldn't see Kim Taeyeon's reply, and Lee didn't dare to say anything more, he always felt that he was going to be a tragedy, obviously not long ago, as if he had received God's favor, he actually went to Kim Taeyeon's house, but now if he can't do it, he will be a passerby from now on.
No, maybe it will enter Kim Taeyeon's heart and live in it for the rest of her life.
However, the remarks should be perverted, lustful, and erotic......
Unconsciously, Lee actually walked back to the vicinity of Kim Tae-yeon's house and looked at the apartment not far away.
Well, stockings prove that it's all true.
"Go back, I have a meeting tomorrow, it's really annoying." Lee had already made up his mind not to speak tomorrow, not to show the fact that he had a clumsy IQ in front of a bunch of sticks.
All you need to do is put your stockings in the mailbox downstairs of your apartment, right?
Lee thought.
You can't really take it away, can you? Lee felt that he did have some dirty thoughts, but after all, the other party was young, how could he defile them with that goddess-like being? Not even stockings!
"Ding Dong~"
"Oops, back to me?" Lee heard the sound of his phone and hurriedly took it out.
"God forbid, that little short body was impressed by my humor, and believe that everything I did was a joke." Lee turned on his phone with his eyes closed.
A photo appeared in front of your eyes!
……
"Kim Tai Soft, please note that I don't like to steal other people's stockings, but I like to steal Tiffany's stockings!"
"Hey, damn it, what does that mean? I'm perverted and perverted, and you still don't think you can look down on me? Kim Taeyeon saw Lee's obvious discriminatory overtones (well, just when the little short body has gone crazy and the IQ has become negative, you don't have to care about the details. I'm already going crazy!
"Tiffany's legs are known as the most beautiful legs in Korea, I don't know how to maintain them?"
"Wow, we know that Tiffanyxi's beautiful legs have received a lot of compliments!"
"The message on the Internet said that Tiffany's legs are the golden ratio, and they are the first in the youth~"
……
Kim Tae-yeon's eyes are on fire, and she suddenly makes a decision as she recalls the countless words of praise she heard about Tiffany's beautiful legs when she participated in the show before!
"The old lady's legs are also very beautiful!"
Kim Taeyeon dropped her phone, got up and ran to the wardrobe, and began a stormy search.
"This one still doesn't confuse you? Great change, state! Kim Taeyeon found a pair of erotic and fun stockings that the former members jokingly bought, and said proudly.
Quickly took off her outer pants and put on these erotic and fun stockings that made her blush and heartbeat, and then picked up her mobile phone to take a wild shot.
"Great change, perversion! Let me say that my legs are not as good as Tiffany's! Kim Taeyeon smiled proudly, not feeling that what she did was a perversion.
……
"What, something." Lee felt his snot come out.
"It's strange, it's not cold, why do you have a runny nose?" Lee reached out and touched it, and found that his hands were full of red.
"Hehe, it turned out to be a nosebleed~" Lee said suddenly.
Then I started scrambling to find tissues.
A few minutes later.
There is one more downstairs in Kim Taeyeon's house, with tissues stuffed in both noses, and then smirking at "hehe".
"Whose legs are good-looking!" Kim Taeyeon seemed to be unable to wait for Lee's evaluation, so she quickly sent a message.
"Your ......" didn't answer unexpectedly, and Lee decisively chose this little short body.
Don't look at the height, the legs are just as beautiful.
"Give you one more chance, whose stockings are you stealing?" Kim Taeyeon wrinkled her nose smugly, then replied.
"No one steals"
It stands to reason that this is the most correct answer, but it seems that Kim Taeyeon is not very satisfied.
"Big change, pervert, didn't you just say that you are a normal man?" Kim Taeyeon replied unhappily.
I've made such a big sacrifice, and you've taken such a big advantage of me, and you still haven't stolen my stockings?!
(Damn, what's the logic of this?) )
"Understood!"
Lee replied quickly.
"Stealing Tiffany's!" Lee is so proud of his IQ, this makes it clear that he will dig a hole for himself again, and if he offends Tiffany, he will continue to offend, if he says that he steals this little short body, he really can't turn over.
Just as Lee praised his wit, Kim Taeyeon was already spitting fire from her nose!
"This one, this one, this one, all sent over, I don't believe you still like Pani's legs so much!!" Kim Taeyeon persistently took several pictures of her legs wearing embarrassing stockings and sent them over.
……
"What should I do if I run out of paper......" Lee tilted his head, distressed......
He always felt that he would die in Kim Tae-yeon's lap.
Don't think crooked, just because the photo ......
"Are you crazy? You want me to steal your stockings?! Lee was tortured by Kim Taeyeon, and he knew for the first time that it was also a distress to see so many ** photos of the goddess.
When Kim Taeyeon saw the text message, her mind suddenly cleared up.
"Ah, Kim Tae-yeon, are you really crazy?!"