Chapter 0315 - Bullying Routine
The people who can be invited here by Lu Fang today are not good birds, and they do a lot of things to bully the weak on weekdays. When it comes to bullying and humiliating routines, not many people can play more skillfully than them.
Bullying seems simple, but it is actually a technical job, and there is quite a lot of attention to it.
Many people who are bullied usually feel inexplicable, they don't know how they were bullied, and the luck is like walking on the street and suddenly being hit by a piece of bird droppings.
If you study those who bully people, you will find that there are actually traces of your bad luck being bullied, and it is not that God deliberately jokes with you.
No one will catch an individual and start bullying for some reason, everything has a trigger. Of course, there will be more possibilities for triggers, such as a bad mood on that particular day of the month, so I want to find someone to bully Shun Qi. Another example is when you buy a lottery ticket and win 5 million one day, you suddenly feel that your life is as lonely as snow, so you want to bully your personal to celebrate the sudden windfall. Another example is the guy who is sad and urges, such as the cheap guy surnamed Leng, who worshiped a grandmother for no reason and couldn't resist because he was angry, so he had to find someone to bully him and transfer the humiliation.
In short, there is always a reason to bully people, as long as you look for it carefully, you can always find it.
Besides, how to determine the target of bullying, it is even more exquisite.
No one is born to like to be a bully, and people like Gao Yanei in this novel who have evil water hidden in every cell are actually artistically processed, and there are no bad dim bastards in reality. After all, no matter how bad a person is, he has a face and skin, and no one is born to be hated and scolded. The reason why a bad guy does evil is that he first wants to attract attention, and the purpose of attracting attention is actually that he wants to be a good person with a good reputation.
Do you believe it?
Let's not talk about this, back to the point, how to determine who is being bullied?
The usual bad guy's routine is like this, the guy who is eager for quick success will first sprinkle some wine into his mouth, and then pretend to be drunk, like a crab and staggered to a crowded place to drill.
Puff ...... Okay, bumped into someone.
Then the routine began, at this time he would take advantage of the strength of the wine to rush at people, Ma meow, why did you knock Lao Tzu down?
If you are a person with a high level of self-cultivation, say sorry to him with a smile on your face, and then ask him if you want to take him back in a taxi or something.
So congratulations, you escaped, as long as you are not a beautiful woman, he will definitely turn around immediately and stumble to find the next target.
On the contrary, if your cultivation skills are not at home, or you think that you are a tall man and a great horse, you can fight with him for 300 rounds and be invincible, so you have to find out with others "who hit whom".
Hehe, that's even more congratulations on getting on the intercity train to the disadvantaged...... Translated, your baby is finished, and you want to be bullied to death.
This is just the most conventional routine, in addition, there are thousands of routines that can be used and available, as long as your imagination is rich enough, and you have a heart that bravely pursues to be a villain, any routine can be created.
First of all, you have to create a seemingly righteous and awe-inspiring excuse for your bully journey, so that at least you can comfort yourself afterwards, and then summarize the lessons learned, keep improving, and open up a deeper and broader bully road.
The people who were invited today are all experts in playing villain routines, even if they are shameless guys, they will be the ones who bully people. If the drama is omitted, it will also shout two righteous and awe-inspiring slogans before bullying people, giving people the illusion that they are the weak, and then enter the meat drama.
But when did Nima ever see a fight without saying a word, without even seeing her face clearly, and rushing in and fighting?
Even if you're in a hurry and didn't do it before. The kung fu of the play, and I don't bother to shout slogans before the fight, so in the process of fighting, do you still have to make up for this paragraph with a little face?
But Leng Mu didn't make up for it, he just made a muffled voice with a frosty face, and kicked Lu Fang from here to there, and from that side to this side.
The feet and feet are all fleshy, and I don't know how to practice this footwork, and the sound of tom tom can actually hear the taste of war drums on the battlefield.
The ladies and ladies of the family invited by Lu Fang were stunned at first, then became angry, and then ...... Well, everyone felt a little chill in their backs for some reason.
This Nima is too ruthless!
It's not that no one wants to go up to help, but Leng Mu deliberately released a fierce acquired realm aura, and the few young ladies of the acquired realm in the crowd weighed it a little, and immediately understood that people's strength was really practiced step by step, and it was not something that they could compete with with the goods brewed with drugs.
With such a trade-off, and then thinking about the miserable appearance that Lu Fang couldn't even hum, these sons and ladies of the family became quiet, and sat upright in their respective positions one by one, looking left and right, intending to play the beautiful man and beautiful woman to the end.
Boom!
Leng Mu kicked out again, and Lu Fang, who had not yet landed, snorted, fell several meters away, and sat on the ground with a poof.
Leng Mu didn't stick it up again this time, he stood in place and made a stretching movement, then exhaled and shouted: "Damn, it's finally a little more comfortable, I almost made Lao Tzu angry!" ”
The voice was so loud, a group of young ladies from the family were terrified when they heard it, damn it, it turned out that they were angry elsewhere.
"The surname is cold, Lao Tzu is not finished with you...... Hey, Nima, I'm dying of Lao Tzu......"
Lu Fang, who was sitting on the ground, finally relieved himself at this time, and scolded him, which affected the injury, and grinned in pain.
"Yo, Brother Lu!" Leng Mu was stunned for a moment as if he had just seen Lu Fang suddenly, and quickly ran over to pull the person up, "What's wrong with you, why are you sitting on the ground, this etiquette of welcoming brothers is too strange, right?" ”
Lu Fang was stunned!
His friends were stunned!
How shameless is this man Nima?
"The surname is cold, don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf with Lao Tzu!" Lu Fang was stunned and suddenly remembered that this was his home field, and he was suddenly full of confidence, "Who the hell is a brother with you?" I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I invite you to come today, I'm ready to kill you! ”
"Yo!" Leng Mu pretended to be very scared, and pointed to the black head in the banquet hall, "Brother Lu, these can't all be the helpers you hired, right?" ”
Lu Fang sneered: "I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, it's not just that, the entire villa has been taken over by Lao Tzu, and there are all people in ambush inside and out, hundreds of them." If you know each other, you will immediately kneel down for Lao Tzu and let Lao Tzu beat you up, otherwise, hum! ”
Leng Mu said: "You still have people hiding outside?" Don't tell me it's five hundred. ”
Lu Fang was stunned for a moment, "How do you know it's five hundred?" ”
"Damn, it's really this routine." Leng Mu sighed: "Lu Dashao, don't you all study?" Even if you don't read, don't you watch TV? Hongmen invited wine, buried five hundred knives and axes outside the door, and smashed the cup as a number. Lu Dashao, your plan doesn't work, you don't have creativity. ”
Lu Fang's face was flushed with shame, and he roared angrily: "I don't care what kind of creativity you have, anyway, Lao Tzu is going to kill you today, kill you!" ”
Leng Mu sighed: "It seems that today's fight can't be avoided." Alas, it's a pity that there are so many delicious foods, and I haven't eaten a single bite. What's that, Lu Dashao, after a while, can I stay and eat something? ”
As he spoke, he licked his lips at the slow food on the table, "What a sin, what a pity to waste so many delicious foods." ”
Lu Fang looked at him dumbfounded, Nima, you are already dead and alive, you are still thinking about food at this time, how short of food do you have in this life?
"Don't be stunned, if you want to fight, you're still hungry." Leng Mu said impatiently: "What kind of charter, one by one, or call out all your five hundred sword and axe men, and then count these shrimp soldiers and crabs together?" ”
"You're crazy, I hope you can be crazy in a while!" Lu Fang smiled sarcastically and shouted: "Brothers, it's time for you to show your might, call all the people you brought out, kill this thing, and all the consequences will be borne by me Lu!" ”
According to the normal routine, a neat and grand cheer should sound behind him at this time, close to the metal sound of the sword unsheathed.
It's strange, it's quiet!
Lu Fang had some bad premonitions in his heart, turned around to look at the little friends he had invited, and was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped.
Nima didn't even have anyone to look at him, everyone was eating, and they were eating very attentively, as if at this moment they couldn't hold anything other than food in their eyes.
"I'm grass!" Lu Fang felt that his brain was a little insufficient, he could still accept one or two such reactions, dozens of people all had the same face, damn, can you order Bilian, usually eat Lao Tzu and drink Lao Tzu, all of them look like they want to die, why are they cowardly at this time?
"Lu Dashao, it seems that this fight can't be done. What do you say? Why don't we practice again? Leng Mu said with a smile.
Lu Fang's mind was full of black lines, and his heart said that Lao Tzu's brain did not enter the water, so he was beaten up, and came again?
At this time, he suddenly found that he didn't hate Leng Mu so much, no matter how hateful this thing was, at least it was straightforward, it should be scolded, it should be beaten, how could Nima have this gang of bastards invited to be hateful, and he escaped from the battle, this is Lao Tzu to death!
"The surname is cold, you are lucky today, there is a meeting in the mountains and rivers, you wait!" Lu Fang put down a cruel word, turned around and planned to leave.
"Stop!" Leng Mu shouted coldly: "Let you go?" ”
Lu Fang said angrily: "The surname is cold, killing people is not enough, what else do you want?" You have the ability to kill Young Master Ben here. ”
Leng Mu was slightly stunned, and said in his heart that the surname Lu is bad or bad, but it is not without merit, at least he still has the courage, at most he is a real villain.
"You set up a Hongmen banquet for me to come, I came, and I didn't eat well, and I didn't drink well. The master has not yet taken a stand, and there is no such reason anywhere, no, I am still waiting for a drink with Lu Dashao. ”
After speaking, without waiting for Lu Fang to answer, Leng Mu shouted at the young lady of the full family: "Take people's money and don't do things for others, are you still embarrassed to sit here?" Fuck off! ”
I only heard a burst of chaos, and the hall was full of beautiful men and beautiful women, and they were all gone in a blink of an eye.