87_87408Looking at my mother like that, I really want to tell sù that she doesn't need to take care of the cheap uncle, let the government take care of it, but if you think about it carefully, if we don't care about him, no one really cares about him, if we really send him to a mental hospital, will the cheap uncle be able to stand the life there? Although he is usually very cheap, at least he has not done anything illegal, just like his mother said, the essence is not bad, because forcibly sending him to a mental hospital is very harmful to people's spirits, coupled with its closed environment, in case the cheap uncle is depressed, it will be troublesome.

Thinking about it, I still couldn't make up my mind to let him be alone, and finally sighed, or compromised, took out the phone and dialed it again, and soon the phone got through, and the person who answered the phone was a middle-aged man, his voice was very thick, and asked me who I was looking for, I said: "Comrade Chengguan, I want to ask if there is a person named Yang Jiannan who has used your mobile phone just now?" ”

The chengguan suddenly realized: "Oh, you are looking for Yang Jiannan, he was just picked up by a girl!" ”

"Girls? What kind of girl is it? "I'm a little confused!

The chengguan said: "I don't know what it looks like, but it's very young, only about twenty years old, I heard that it is from the traffic police brigade." ”

Am I stunned? The traffic police brigade, the cheap uncle of the traffic police brigade has no one else except for the police officer Xiao Li, right? It seems that it was Xiao Li who picked up the cheap uncle, and there is no doubt that it was the policeman Li!

Thinking of this, I hurriedly thanked the chengguan comrade, and the chengguan comrade also said very politely that I was polite, and asked me what I was Yang Jiannan, I said that I was his sister-in-law, and the chengguan said "oh", and then said that Yang Jiannan just said here that he had a young sister-in-law, who was good to him in his twenties, and would definitely save him, he may be talking about you! Hehe!

Hearing this, my heart trembled, my mood suddenly fell, I hung up the phone and couldn't calm down for a long time, the heart of the cheap uncle has always put me in the highest position, no wonder he always looks for me first when he has anything, I can't pass this level, and then go to Chen Yanlu and Mao Biqiu.

And although I scolded him every day, and sometimes beat him, he never fought back, never returned his mouth, and still took me very seriously, but today I feel that I must have chilled him, and an inexplicable sense of guilt swept over.

Chen Yanlu also bargained with the taxi driver at this time, he is the real "bargaining king" people asked him to ask for 60, he cut it to 30, and even the taxi driver was moved to tears by saying that his family was miserable, even if he lost money, he was willing to pull us away!

No wonder. Chen Yanlu and Uncle and Mao Biqiu have urine sex for three people!

When I got into the car, I was still very depressed, and Chenyanlu tried to chat with me, but I didn't get a satisfactory answer, until my mother told him the reason, and he also fell silent......

Nothing to say all the way.

When he came downstairs to my house, it was already six o'clock in the evening, and it was not yet dark, Chen Yanlu threw forty yuan to the driver's uncle, which was supposed to be thirty, but he didn't expect it to be so far, so he found out in his conscience that he couldn't be too tricky with the driver's uncle, and gave forty, but I still felt quite pitted!

The driver's uncle took the money, said that he could find him if he needed it later, and threw Chen Yanlu a business card, Chen Yanlu nodded movingly, and watched the driver's uncle leave before coming back to his senses.

The old mother said: "Yanlu, isn't your kid a little too much, people come more than ten kilometers over, and you have to go back almost thirty kilometers by empty car, and you give forty to others?" ”

Chen Yanlu turned his head and explained: "Auntie, you don't understand this, anyway, it's not the driver's uncle's oil, it's all the oil of the taxi company, I'm giving him a chance to do good, how can it be too much?" ”

My mother is very kind-hearted, and she doesn't want to bully honest people, but she is relieved after Chen Yanlu's explanation of many words!

I'm still being dragged by the cheap uncle in my heart.,I don't know where this thing went after being taken away by the Xiao Li police.,Although he has a fake crazy mobile phone.,But there's no mobile phone card.,It's usually used to install b.,There's no way to contact him.。

With this regret, I went upstairs with Chenyanlu, and when I came to the door on the stairs, I found that the door was not closed, and I was stunned? The first reaction is that there is a thief at home? Chen Yanlu and his mother's reaction was similar to mine, and they were all stunned, Chen Yanlu made a silent move, and then he slowly stepped forward to listen to the movement inside, there was a voice in it, Chen Yanlu thought that the thief had not left, and immediately found a wooden stick from downstairs, tried his strength, and it was okay, without saying a word, he opened the door directly and rushed over. My mom and I followed.

But what I didn't expect was that the result made us a little happy and surprised, there was no thief after entering, and there was no sound of anyone talking, but I found a person sitting on the sofa snorting melon seeds, smirking at the TV screen all the time, we all followed his gaze to look at the TV screen, and saw that the TV showed "Zombie Taoist"

And this person who can laugh when watching horror movies is none other than the cheap uncle who has just come out of the chengguan brigade......

Yes, I originally thought that when I called, that tone hurt the cheap uncle, it seems that I underestimated the psychological endurance of the cheap uncle again, if he collapses the psychological defense line so easily, he will not be a cheap uncle.

We saw the uncle, the same way, the uncle also saw us, when he saw me and Chenyanlu, my mother looked tired, quickly put on slippers and greeted him, so diligent that he took Chenyanlu's backpack, and at the same time said: "Big brother, sister-in-law, aunt, you are back!" ”

Chen Yanlu handed the backpack to the cheap uncle, and at the same time said a little puzzled, "When did you come back?" Didn't you join the chengguan brigade? ”

Although Chen Yanlu knew that the cheap uncle was taken away by the urban management law enforcement team according to the impact on the city's appearance, he didn't know that the cheap uncle had been taken away by Xiao Li police of the traffic police brigade!

Uncle, said lightly: "Yes, I went in, but their captain was deeply attracted by my handsome and dashing, suave appearance, and said that he had to let me go, and said that he would discipline the city managers who arrested me well, hey, I didn't want to come back, there was no way, so... I'll be back! ”

The slut uncle began to stink and shameless pretending again.

After listening to this, Chen Yanlu didn't say much, and motioned to the cheap uncle to sit in the living room, and then said to his mother coquettishly: "Auntie, I'm hungry, can you go cook, the Lun family's stomach wants to eat your cooking again!" ”

I found that this thing has been with the cheap uncle for a long time, and he is more and more virtuous with the cheap uncle.

My mother wiped the sweat from her face speechlessly and said, "Okay, good!" Then you guys will rest and I'll cook first! ”

I hurriedly continued, "I'll help you!" ”

Mom refused: "No need, you still have to chat with Jiannan and Yanlu for a while, you don't need so many people to cook, I'll be busy myself." After saying that, my mother walked straight to the kitchen!

I went to the bathroom with Chenyanlu to wash our faces, washed off the stinky sweat on our faces, and felt a lot more comfortable, and then came out and came to the living room, and found that the uncle was still happily staring at the zombie in the official uniform on the TV, and when he saw us coming out, he pointed to the TV, and then said to us: "Big brother, sister-in-law!" Look at the zombies here, so cute! ”

Cute you turnip, Nima, a horror movie can be laughed at by this b, and I also feel that zombies are so cute, why are you embarrassed to let the directors of horror movies be embarrassed? How can it be embarrassing?

Chen Yanlu and I sat next to Uncle, and Chen Yanlu was a little impatient at first, so he took the initiative to ask: "Uncle, let me ask you, how did you get out of the Chengguan Brigade?" Don't talk nonsense with me! Tell me the truth, or I'll throw you out today! ”

The uncle reluctantly turned his head from the TV screen, and said seriously: "Big brother, you are quite gossip as a big man, isn't this disturbing the Lun family's *?" But the Lun family just wants to sue you, let me tell you the truth, it was Officer Xiao Li of the traffic police brigade who was fascinated by my handsome and dashing and suave appearance, rescued me, and almost turned his face with the city management who arrested me! You see I'm very charming. ”

After listening to his words, especially the sentence "But the Lun family just wants to sue you", I really want to slap the girl to death, it's so fucking cheap, it's cheaper than a slut!

Chen Yanlu can be regarded as understanding the reason why the cheap uncle came out of the chengguan brigade, but he didn't believe that the cheap uncle said that he had fascinated people, just like him, that form, not to mention that he couldn't charm the beauty of Xiao Li police, and he couldn't even confuse the sow!

At this time, the cheap uncle asked us again, and he said, "Big brother, sister-in-law, didn't you go to find your uncle's grave?" How did you find it? What does my uncle's grave look like, did you take a photo, show me, I'll swipe Weibo! ”

When I mentioned this, I was a little depressed, and I was thinking of calling Song Song to ask if I could contact the detention center according to his relationship, and I wanted to meet Mao Xiaofang.

Ask her where her father's grave is buried. But as soon as I came back, I was carried away by the cheap uncle, and I remembered it when he mentioned it like this, so I was ready to get up and make a call, and suddenly realized what this thing just said, Weibo? So I sat down again: "You still have Weibo?" ”

Chen Yanlu said: "We also have Weibo, why don't we know you!" As he spoke, he took out his phone.

The uncle also took out his love crazy six mobile phone with an original price of 4999 and a discount of 199, and said: "Joke, I, Yang Jiannan, am popular on the Internet, how can there be no Weibo, no, look at this is my Weibo!"

I took his mobile phone, Chenyan showed curiosity and came over, and saw that this page was really fucking Weibo, and then took a closer look, I dared to be sure that this is the Weibo of the cheap uncle, his upper body wearing Hello kity, and the photo of the lower body wearing big pants I don't know when it became his Weibo avatar, looking at this b's Weibo name Tai Nima is long, called, Tang Seng washes his hair and loves to be soft - your cheap uncle.

I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, not only that, but also fucking certified, he actually certified? That's right, the certified information is "Postpartum Care of Sows" I didn't stand firm and almost fell, this is the nth time that I have been given a by a uncle to stand on my feet.

Flipping down, it's all some of his selfies, all kinds of disgusting, all kinds of shameless, all kinds of thunderous people, and I don't know what is wrong with people's aesthetic concepts now, just a cheap man uncle, a person who wastes air alive and wastes land when he dies, has hundreds of thousands of fans, Nima, what is this not pulling hatred?

Look at me and Chenyanlu's only more than 10,000 fans, and half of my book friends are "Campus Strange Talks", I feel like I don't want to live anymore, I am the heroine of this book, and the big beauty lost to the dead supporting role of the cheap uncle, the death is wonderful, don't stop me, I'm going to eat an ice cream to suppress the shock!

The cheap uncle still refused to give up, he snatched my and Chen Yanlu's mobile phones, put them on Weibo, and immediately sighed: "Big brother." I found that you are too shameless, and even gave your Weibo name a night to the widow's village, you let me Tang Seng wash his hair and love Piaorou, where do you let my sister-in-law's festival be placed? Phew, sister-in-law, you can be directly Homi, but the number of fans is too small, and I don't like to post selfies, they are all irrigated, this kind of market is not available in Weibo! ”

Then he handed the phone back to me and Chen Yanlu without interest, and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh: "There are too few people who can compare with me in the number of fans now, hey, this really makes me very sad!" ”

His words are provocations, Yan zhòng's provocation, I immediately slapped it, and then Chen Yanlu is kick, before the cheap uncle reacted, the two of us had already punched and kicked him, of course, there was no effort, don't look at us every time we do this forced goods, but rarely exert strength, the cheap uncle held his head while wailing: "Ya Yan Butterfly, Ya Yan Butterfly!" ”

"Nima!" Chen Yanlu scolded, and the fist in his hand fell even harder, this sentence really aroused hatred, and it was easy to arouse the urge of people to beat him to death, so I was decisive.

This time, the cheap uncle didn't last long before begging for mercy, protecting his head while begging for mercy: "Big brother, sister-in-law, I was wrong, I was wrong!" ”

Chenyan Lu and I immediately stopped trying to continue beating him and asked him, "What's wrong?" ”

The uncle said with a crying voice: "You shouldn't laugh at you for not having as many fans as me!" ”

"And whatever!"

"I shouldn't let you read my Weibo, because I have a lot of fans, and the attention has caused a heavy blow to your soul, and you are very unhappy and feel that you are very good, but you are not as popular as me, the second male. So you're mentally unbalanced! You can only use this way to find a sense of existence! ”

Chen Yanlu and I looked at each other, it was another violent beating, if I didn't let this force know what a provocation is, I would simply feel sorry for myself and the 1.4 billion people in the country.

This time, I beat the cheap uncle for more than ten minutes, until my hands and I were numb, and then we stopped, but the cheap uncle didn't do anything, after we stopped, he also stood up and asked us crookedly: "Big brother, sister-in-law, are you done?" ”

Chenyanlu nodded subconsciously.

"That's good!" The uncle said, "Since you're done fighting." I'll just keep watching TV, don't bother me! Saying that, he turned on the TV again, and looked at the zombies in it when they appeared and laughed back and forth, and they could laugh out of tears, and I looked at each other with Chenyanlu.

In addition to hating ourselves, we hate ourselves, because we have no way to take this b, and the final ending is after me and Chenyanlu beat the uncle. Ran back to the room, yes, you heard it right, that's how it ended, doesn't it feel too fucking disobedient!

After escaping back to the room, Chen Yanlu was still angry in his mouth, he pinched his waist and said: "This cheap uncle doesn't look like an earth creature, his thoughts and words reveal a kind of Martian thinking, you say that you are angry or not!" ”

I waved my hand, indicating that I had no choice, just at this moment, the phone rang again, I took it out and saw that it was still an unfamiliar number, it seems that the caller ID is from Dongpu City, because there is an incident with the cheap man uncle in the afternoon, so this time I didn't hang up directly, but picked it up, and just picked it up and there was laughter: "Hey? Mi, do you know who I am? ”

I thought it might be a call from someone I knew, but when I heard this, I immediately realized that the liar was a liar, because it is often said on TV that liars like to deceive people in this way of guessing who I am, so I said: "Who are you asking your mother, you dead liar, you have found the wrong target, my sister is a policeman, be careful to check your water meter!" After saying that, I hung up the phone.

Today's scammers are really rampant, specializing in using some phones and the Internet to defraud some elderly people's pension money, without a little morality, what is the difference between this kind of person and the walking dead? In society, it is a cancer that should have been removed a long time ago, so there is no need to be polite when talking to them.

Chenyan Lu asked me, "Who?" Such a big tantrum! ”

I said, "A dead liar who starts by asking me if I know who he is?" Who I care about you, who you are, you should ask your mother! ”

Chen Yanlu comforted: "Dissipation of gas, there are too many scum in this kind of society, it is not worth it!" ”

I nodded, but soon the phone rang again, and I saw that the person had to hang up the phone!

In the next five minutes, the man made a total of six calls, I hung up five calls directly to him, and when the last call came, I was completely angry, and I roared when I answered the phone: "You are still finished, you really want me to check your water meter!" ”

Soon the voice of the person on the phone came, showing that he was very anxious and was probably afraid that I would hang up his phone again, he said: "Xiaomi, what are you talking about, I'm Song Song!" ”

"Song Song?" I was stunned, but I didn't come back to my senses for a while, and I continued to ask him: "Which Song Song are you?" ”

He said: "I am Song Song, a police officer of the Zhenghua District Public Security Bureau of Dongpu City! ”。