87_87408 Chapter 121 Crying Harder

"Okay, okay, isn't there a cockroach sitting down, look at how scared you are!" After saying that, she stomped on the floor a few times.

I looked at him suspiciously, and I didn't understand what was wrong with this kid? Why are you stopping me from talking?

Chen Yanlu didn't say anything, but winked at me, obviously gesturing to me, and although I didn't know what the kid was thinking, I sat down anyway.

When he saw me sitting down, he smiled at Song Song stupidly: "Girls, you are afraid of cockroaches, Officer Song, don't you mind!" ”

Song Song was baffled by our actions, and when he heard Chen Yanlu say this, he waved his hand, indicating that it was nothing, and then said: "It's all the same, I have a daughter who is about the same size as her, and every time I see a cockroach, I am also shocked, because I don't talk about her less, but she still doesn't change, girls can't be too pampered!" ”

Hearing this, Chen Yanlu seemed to have found a soulmate, he suddenly let go of my hand, and grabbed Song Song's hand, and said affectionately, yes, yes, it was affectionate: "I thought I was the only one in the world who had this kind of distress, but I didn't expect Officer Song to have it, it's really sad!" ”

After saying this, he sighed, and then asked Song Song with an affectionate face: "By the way, when do you plan to go to the matter that Officer Song just monitored?" ”

Song Song slowly took his hand away from Chenyanlu's hand, and then said, "Now I don't have time at work, I'll go to the traffic police brigade to get it when I get off work in the evening!" ”

Hearing this, Chen Yanlu nodded, and then said affectionately: "Officer Song, my little brother feels very close to you today, and there are still many deficiencies in dealing with this stinky girl!" After speaking, he approached Song Song's ear and said, "I won't tell you, I was bullied by her every day and wanted to revolt for a long time, but I didn't dare because my mother didn't dare, do you think this is possible?" Tonight, my brother invited Brother Song to have a meal, how about you teach me how to manage my daughter-in-law? ”

For fear that Song Song would misunderstand, Chen Yanlu didn't forget to add a sentence after speaking: "But don't worry, in order not to let you, or others misunderstand that I am bribing you, this time I went to my house to eat, how about a meal between friends?" ”

Song Song was just about to speak after listening, but Chen Yanlu blocked another sentence: "If you don't agree, then I won't leave today!" I watched you work in your office, watched you eat, watched you go to meetings, watched you go to the toilet, and if you detain me for obstruction of official business, then I will say that you are my distant uncle, and my grandmother is paralyzed and unable to live, and you don't care! ”

Song Song was stunned, this topic changed too fast, what is it? I really didn't expect that I could pull out so many things just because of a meal, but looking at Chen Yanlu's harmless appearance, he slapped the table at the moment: "You kid, okay!" But eat for dinner! Don't ask me for help? Do you understand? ”

When Chen Yanlu heard this, he immediately froze: "Don't worry! Absolutely not, I just want to make friends with you, I feel that you are very upright, upright, I will definitely learn a lot of positive social energy from you! ”

"Good! Good! Song Song wiped the sweat from his face, and then suddenly found that his hand was still on Chenyanlu's hand, and he said embarrassedly: "I have another request, before going to your house for dinner, can you let go of my hand first"

Chen Yanlu smiled awkwardly, then quickly let go of Song Song's hand and sat back in the chair.

I didn't speak from beginning to end, was that because I was stunned by him?

Who wouldn't be stunned when they encountered such a thing? I'm still wondering if we're here to run errands, or to make friends, and to find a camera profile.

It took a lot of effort for the boss to turn out that people didn't agree, he was not in a hurry and was the same as no one, inviting people to dinner, which made me quite dissatisfied!

Song Song moved his arms, presumably he didn't expect Chen Yanlu's hand, in order not to be misunderstood, he issued an eviction order: "Since the matter has been finalized, I will go to get the information tonight, and the result will be almost the same tomorrow morning, if there is nothing else, let's go first!" I still have to go to work! ”

"Yes, yes!" Chen Yanlu sat up again, and hurriedly said a few official words: "There is really Officer Lao Song today, excuse me, see you in the evening, Xiao Mi, let's go!" With that, he pulled me up from the chair and walked outside!

When I got to the door, I shook off his hand, looked at him angrily, and said in a very unkind tone, "What do you mean! ”

He said with an aggrieved face: "What do you mean?" I'm not bored, huh? ”

I ignored him and hurried downstairs, leaving him to follow.

Yes, this time I was really angry, if nothing else, for him messing up all his plans.

wasted half a day and didn't get anything done, but had to entertain a useless minister with big fish and meat at night? It's a complete challenge to my endurance.

The more I think about it, the more angry I become, Chen Yanlu provoked me this time, look at it! I'm going to have to ignore him for days!

When I got out of the police station, I stopped a taxi directly on the side of the road, and I was about to leave when I got in the car, but Chen Yanlu was not slow, and followed me closely, and as I got in the car and closed the door, he blocked the door so that he couldn't close it, his strength was very strong, and I didn't close it several times.

It's the taxi driver, crying and mourning, let our two men be merciful, his car has just been repaired, but he doesn't want to get a stump and a broken arm!

I just let go of the car door, and Chenyan Lu is quite good at taking advantage of the victory to pursue, so I quickly sat down and locked the car door!

The taxi starts and runs in the direction of home!

I ignored him all the way, and he tried to talk to me a few times, but I was as cold as a stranger from beginning to end. I don't even look at what he's talking about.

This is my Homi's character, as long as he provokes me, even if Principal Wang comes to intercede in person, it is useless...

But today we are destined to meet a strange taxi driver, and our contrasting attitude immediately caught his attention, and he looked at us from the rear mirror from time to time while driving, and asked, "What?" Don't you know each other? ”

"I don't know!"

"Acquaintance!"

We both exited almost at the same time, but the attitude was not the same, after listening to him I glared at Chenyan Lu again, then twisted my head to the car window, and didn't pay attention to him at all!

Uncle Driver understood now, and said with a smile, which seemed to be said to Chen Yanlu: "Young man, make your girlfriend angry again!" ”

At this point, he paused, I thought he would say something righteous and awe-inspiring in his next sentence, but it almost didn't me off to death.

"Young man, we can't do the kind of thing that eats in the bowl and looks at the pot, it's good to eat, don't be greedy, although the daughter-in-law is so greedy, it's not right, and it also leaves a way for people who don't have girlfriends, right, Uncle is a person who knows how deep this water is, so I advise you not to fall into it!"

After speaking, he also picked a look at Chen Yanlu, with an expression that I don't say anything, you also know! Very underwhelming!

"Oh?" Chen Yanlu heard a small sigh here, and then asked with interest, "Uncle, you are also here?" Have you ever experienced these things before? ”

Uncle Driver seems to have an unbearable experience, and when he mentions this, he bursts into tears, not to mention how aggrieved he is.

With a sad face, he said with an expression that he couldn't mention anything: "Hey, this incident has had a great impact on my life, I didn't want to mention it, but today I feel like a young man like you, so I'll talk to you, and teach you what is a man's responsibility!" If you want to talk about this, you have to start when my dad was five years old, when my dad was still wetting the bed."

Chen Yanlu waved his hand and immediately interrupted him: "Uncle, you should talk about it later, talk about your past, don't start with five years old, let's start from five and a half years old!" ”

Uncle Driver nodded, it really started at the age of five and a half, I learned from Uncle Driver that he completely inherited his father's excellent style of bedwetting when he was five and a half years old, and he was full of urine. Because of this, he and his father have been criticized by his grandmother and grandfather

Not only that, but he also stuttered, and kept calling his father flax daddy, and when he was young, he didn't know what it meant, and it wasn't until later that he understood from some movies that it was originally Japanese

Just such a person who is almost alive and dead, and later opened a factory, yes, the driver's uncle later opened a factory to produce diapers.

According to him, if it weren't for such a special bedwetting experience when he was a child, he wouldn't have thought of this industry, the brand of diapers is very big, what is called Hushu grass, he made a lot of money, and he had a wife who knotted his hair and gave him a lot in his career.

But there is a saying that rich men will become bad, and this is not true at all.

Uncle Driver is no exception, and later met a female college student by chance, in the original words of Uncle Driver, it is pink and tender.

As a result, his fawn rode his horse and whipped, and the female college student also had a good impression of him, and the two had a bad relationship, and later his wife found out about it, and after a long time, they divorced.

Knowing that he was at fault and feeling sorry for his wife, the driver's uncle gave all the family property to his wife, which can be described as a clean house, and the female college student finally ignored him because he had no money. I ended up emptying my personal wealth!

After listening to the driver's uncle's words, Chen Yanlu was very touched, he nodded sadly, and said: "I didn't expect your life to be so bumpy, so can you use a general sentence without losing your style, style without losing your magnanimity, and with a show of wisdom in your words to describe your experience?" ”

Uncle Driver wiped a handful of tears, nodded sadly, and then said very deeply and seriously: "Uncle used to drive Daben!" ”

I almost didn't sit down and fell, why is this line so familiar? I remember, Nima, isn't this a line from a sketch on TV? This driver uncle

But even though he said that, I really can't argue with him!

Chen Yanlu liked it very much, counted the numbers seriously, and then remembered it deeply.

The two of them talked a lot again, from small black jokes to big national politics, it was really nothing to know and nothing to know.

In the end, the two men agreed that the main reason why the immigration rate of China's wealthy has increased year by year is that Du Leishi has risen from five cents to one piece.

I just found out that I got home, got out of the car, and Chen Yanlu wanted to give the driver's uncle a hundred-yuan bill, to thank the driver's uncle for his help along the way, and the driver's uncle didn't want to live or die, and said that giving money was to look down on people, two people, you pushed me for a long time.

In the end, Chenyan Lu accidentally took out a pack of spicy strips in his pocket, and the driver's uncle was sharp-eyed, and he saw it at a glance, and he couldn't put it down when he picked it up, and said that this is sour, really unified, unified spicy strips?

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, you also like durian flavor!

And because both of them like durian-flavored spicy strips, this fare was so happily solved, the two of them also left each other's phone calls, the driver uncle said very well that if there is something to do in the future, just call, on call, Chen Yanlu deeply thanked him!

The two of them talked for a while, and I went upstairs because I couldn't stand it, and locked the door from the inside, to be honest, I was still very angry with Chen Yanlu at this time, and I ignored him, and I locked the door and planned to go upstairs.

But when I passed by the kitchen, I found my mother cooking in the kitchen, and when she saw me, she said very flatly: "Where are you crazy girl!" Hurry up and wash your hands, it's time to eat! ”

When I first saw my mother, I thought I was wrong, but I rubbed my eyes vigorously and found out that it was true, my mother got up, and she was in good shape, as if she had forgotten about yesterday's events!

I couldn't resist the urge in my heart, rushed over at once, hugged my mother tightly from behind, and tears couldn't stop flowing.

To be honest, yesterday I was so afraid that something would happen to my mother, as the saying goes, where there is a mother, I can only feel the warmth of home next to my mother, at this time she is fine, my heart is more excited than anyone else!

When my mother saw me like this, she smiled kindly, and scolded with a smile: "You girl, you are still like a child when you are so old, you stick to your mother, it's okay, hurry up and wash your hands!" It's time to eat! ”

I nodded, and then happily went to the bathroom, and when I came out, I accidentally glanced in the direction of the window, and found that Chen Yanlu was trying to tinker with the glass next to the window, but because the window was locked from the inside, it was useless for him to tinker.

When he saw me, he immediately begged for mercy and pointed to the window, meaning that he was wrong, open the window!

I twisted my head, pretended not to see him, walked straight past his eyes, and didn't look at him, or I was very angry at that sentence, I always remembered what happened at the police station, if he didn't give me a reasonable explanation today, and recovered the loss, not only would I ignore him today, but tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, I won't pay attention to him!

When I came to the kitchen, the meal was already open, and my mother had put all the dishes on the table, and I couldn't put it down when I saw my favorite braised pork, and my mother said that I still hadn't changed my love of eating.

I retorted that it was because my mother's cooking was so delicious that I can't blame me, but you can blame it.

Mother smiled happily again and shook her head, indicating that there was nothing she could do with me. After saying this, she suddenly realized Chenyanlu, so she asked me, "Xiaomi, where is Yanlu?" Why don't you see this child? ”

I was just about to say that our old college classmate was looking for him to eat, but he didn't come back, leave him alone, let's eat first, but the goods went around the living room window to the kitchen window!

Since my house is on the first floor, the kitchen area is large, and the tools such as dining are prepared, so I usually eat in the kitchen, and at the beginning, the south side of the kitchen is not a window, but a wall, which is very dark, especially in winter. You have to turn on the lights early.

Later, a friend of my father's who understood Feng Shui came to visit the house, and I always called him Uncle Ma, and he said that the wall was not good, and he said that because of the obstruction of the wall, the sunlight from the outside could not be projected.

And we eat here will hurt the body, to put it bluntly, eating is to increase the absorption of their own yang energy, absorption of environmental requirements are also very high, there is no sunlight in the yin is heavy, perennial in this environment eating is easy to get some stomach problems, dizziness and brain swelling, so it is best to leave a window.

At that time, it happened that my mother had some gastroenteritis, so I believed the uncle's words and opened a window, which is strange to say, since I opened the window I asked my mother several times, and he said that he had not committed stomach problems!

To get back to the point, it wasn't even a few seconds after Chenyanlu moved from the window in the hall to the window in the kitchen that my mother saw the embarrassment on his face at a glance.

Mom's first reaction was similar to what I imagined, it was surprise, she said, "Ah! He sighed, and then stepped forward. Quickly opened the window, opened his mouth and asked, "Yanlu, what's wrong with you?" Why did you go through the windows instead? ”

Chen Yanlu hugged his mother, and at that moment he cried, crying very sadly, and he was very aggrieved and told his mother about the reason.

But what makes me speechless is that in his mouth, I became a bad guy who prevented him from solving the case for his father, and also disturbed his friends, and asked my mother to be the master of him!

I'm so angry! This kid's lying ability is too strong, and he blamed me for preventing me from trying to get clues for my father.

Seeing him crying with his mother in his arms, I rubbed the spoon with chopsticks. It's a big feeling, do you want to!

Of course, Chen Yanlu has been paying attention to me, and when he saw me threatening him with force, he cried even more fiercely, and the grievances in his heart were even more wronged than Dou E hundreds of years ago.

He even cried and said, "Auntie, look at it, look at it, she is still there to threaten me!" You often say that I am like your son, you can't favor Xiaomi because I am not your biological one! I've always treated you like my own mother! Whining! ”。