"Now, let's have David Letterman, the blonde sex bomb from the nineteen-thirties ......", David Letterman, host of "The David Tonight Show," rushed onto the stage in a small plane gliding pose to the sound of music in the NBC studio. (The introduction of David's appearance is different in each issue, and I borrowed one casually.) ）

At this time, David Letterman was still relatively young, but his funny style was already very mature, not much different from him when he was sixty years old, and the way he appeared was more energetic than when he entered old age.

After taking the stage, David first made some small interactions with the audience, which was also his trick to mediate and mobilize the atmosphere of the scene, using some small humor and witty to stimulate everyone's laughter first, and temporarily reduce it, so as to achieve the purpose of making the audience more happy.

Standing in front of the camera after the interaction, David straightened his clothes, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Do you know who is coming to our show tonight, it's Mr. President, he said he was coming to change jobs with me." ”

The audience laughed, David always likes to joke about all kinds of people, from presidents and governors to rich people, celebrities, and even some live viewers and TV station employees are likely to appear in his lines, and the old audience knows that this paragraph is likely to be a joke.

David was still talking about this topic next, and said helplessly: "He thinks that I didn't recognize a hero who made a great contribution to the honor of the country, so that the hero was so disappointed that he completely cut off the connection with Burger King in a small restaurant in New Jersey, so he was very dissatisfied with our show." ”

The audience laughed even more. The president and the big hero can be connected, but what connection can these two have with a Burger King restaurant in New Jersey, and blame a host for the loss of contact between the hero and the restaurant. This guy is too good at.

That wasn't happy enough, David then put on a shit luck look and said, "But Michael Jackson called me and said that he had bought off the masseur whom the president had just fired, and got an uplifting, or rather uplifting, news from the masseur that would make me happy if I could make this hero contribute to the honor of the country again." will be able to keep his position as the host. So I invited ...... today."

Speaking of this, in the midst of the continuous laughter of the audience, David stopped. After staring at a corner of the studio for a few seconds, he suddenly looked a little angry and said, "Damn it, gaffer." Gaffer. You should be spotlighting over there now, on the bald guy and his band to the right, on the guy who holds the fate of my future career in his hands. God, how could I have a colleague like you, I will definitely recommend to the board that you be fired. ”

also suggested to the board of directors that in short, David's style on stage is all kinds of nonsense, and everyone already knows very well, who is this guest today. is the most concerned issue for the audience.

With David's voice, a chasing light hit the small field to the right of the band. A young Chinese man in a white Chinese costume stands in front of a light box used for a sand painting performance.

Now the audience is puzzled, David introduced it just now, it will definitely not be a complete nonsense, at least there should be something related to the content of today's show, this young Chinese, or a Chinese, is that important person?

"Yes, yes, right here. For the sake of my future, I feel like I should praise him now, don't I? He's handsome, and he's a master artist, he's invented an artistic expression that's never been seen before, so let's take a look. When Chasing Light found Mo Fei, David began to talk about it again.

After enjoying himself, he officially introduced: "Welcome to Mr. Mo Fei, an artist from Oriental Hong Kong, the founder of sand painting performances, and a famous filmmaker, and his team of "Die Hard". ”

David's next words immediately gave an explanation, and the audience understood that the hero in David's words was Bruce Willis, the actor of Detective McKellen in "Die Hard". But now there is only one person, where is the team?

Then the music sounded, and he started painting on the lightbox, and the picture was also synchronously transmitted to the big screen with a glass window behind David Letterman, which was the moment when David took the stage at the beginning of the show.

Then the picture continued to change, and the first person who appeared was a small man who was slightly bowed, and David looked at the picture with a cooperative introduction, and said: "Mr. Wu Yusen, the director of the movie "Die Hard", ......"

After Wu Yusen walked out of the passage and greeted the audience and took a seat, the picture under Mo Fei continued to change, and this time the audience was able to recognize some, it was the male protagonist of the movie, Willis, and some female viewers even let out a few screams, only successful movies and actors will have such treatment.

After Willis sat down, the picture was pushed away again, and then a beautiful woman with big wavy long hair appeared on the screen, this time everyone knew that it was none other than the heroine of the film.

"The next one is the beautiful oriental sexy goddess, the heroine of "Die Hard", ...... David's words were not finished, and many audience shouts broke out in the audience: "Zhong Chuhong ......",

It was like taking the time to look at the audience, and said in my heart when the ghost guy's Chinese was so powerful, and the pronunciation was very standard.

"Okay, it looks like you all know, so I'll tell you something that you might not know." David began to talk to the audience, saying: "The beautiful and sexy Zhong is from Hong Kong, and people in Hong Kong call her 'Marilyn Monroe of the East', but now I think she is another Marilyn Monroe, not only in the East." ”

It seems that Honggu is still very popular in the United States, of course, this is also because Honggu itself has the appearance conditions that Westerners can accept aesthetically, otherwise it is so difficult to achieve such popularity.

After Honggu appeared was Alan Rickman, one of the supporting actors in the film, and then Mo Fei's sand painting returned to the show itself, David Letterman's witty hosting and witty words, and Paul Chevr and his band, in three minutes, David went from being in the prime of life to an old man, but still hosting "The David Tonight Show".

This is a fact that Mo Fei already understands, but in the eyes of the audience and David himself, it is a good wish for this show, and David is even more grateful to Mo Fei: "Oh, this is a wonderful blessing, God, how did you come up with this, it's so ingenious." ”

"Great, after a great performance, let's talk about the most popular movie of recent times, 'Die Hard,' which created the American hero 'McLean.'" After Mo Fei's performance was over and sat on the sofa next to David's "desk", David first asked Mo Fei: "How did you come up with the idea to play this, is it because you liked to play with sand when you were a child, or was it inspired by whimsy?" ”

"This has nothing to do with the movie, right, let's get down to business first, okay?" Could it be that he is from the 10s of the 21st century 30 years later, and he has a deep understanding of talk shows, and he is more comfortable and interesting to talk about than David.

And Mo Fei's answer made David feel a little excited, as the so-called chess opponent, it is rare to be able to meet such a cooperative and interesting person in the show, and this episode of the show will definitely be very exciting.

David, who had more ideas, was also more engaged, and said with a smile: "I am the host of the show, of course you have to listen to me, this is the biggest host." I'm personally interested in this art form you've created, and let's talk about it, maybe we'll give you an award at the end of the show. ”

Mo Fei shrugged his shoulders and expressed his doubts about the award David said, and said, "Is it the David Lightman Cup Best Truth-telling Guest Award?" ”

"I can't reveal this yet, maybe it's music or other arts, but you can't guess." I really didn't guess, and in the end, David brought a makeshift trophy, which was actually written "The most difficult guest tonight - award presenter David Lightman".

It's almost good to be amused, and the audience still prefers to listen to something about movies or stuff, or art, or stories about actors, but it's definitely not that they're talking nonsense here.

Mo Fei began to get down to business, saying: "Actually, many people say that this kind of performance is my first creation, but I personally think that it is not, I am the first person to perform this kind of performance, and I am inspired by the Hungarian art master Frank Chak, it is his sand animation that brings me more ideas, so the real credit should be his share." ”

"Oh, you are such a humble person, and it is rare to see a person of this quality in this day and age." David didn't know that Mo Fei had stolen Frank Chuck's originality, and in turn he had to praise Mo Fei's quality.

Then he said, "Okay, you said that the sand painting performance was inspired by others, so let's not talk about that, let's talk about your film." Starting from last year's "When Happiness Knocks on the Door", and then to this year's "Pretty Woman", "Angel of the Two Poles" and "Taiping Mountain", everyone thinks that you are a feature film screenwriter, and I think so too, so how did this "Die Hard" come about, and how did you come up with the idea of adapting that novel? ”

"Stealing the Sky Trap" ......" and ""Across the Seas" ......" fans who have Honggu in the audience immediately began to object, saying two other types of films starring Honggu by the previous screenwriter.

was reminded by the audience, David made a helpless and angry expression on his face, and said with a wry smile: "Our programs have been planned in advance, and these two movies will not be proposed until later, you have made it very difficult for me and the program team to do this, and the current audience is really hateful." ”

The people who came to the show were loyal audiences, and they knew "David Tonight's Show" very well, and the ghost would believe his words, which was simply a designed bridge, and the audience burst into laughter again. (To be continued......)