"Wu Zetian is the female emperor of the Eastern Empire, with seven men in three palaces and six courts. Because the people in that ghost place are all women, they should be shorter, and the men should be larger, which is a natural phenomenon. However, Wu Zetian is the opposite, she is bigger than ordinary men, two meters tall.

Because these things are all supporting projects, they are too big to be one size taller than others everywhere. It was okay at first, but her things were like the road when the spring rain, there was a small hole that was not repaired immediately, and there were many cars on the road, although it was only a small hole at first, but it immediately fell into the car, and it became the East China Sea in a few days, and the big truck could not see the back when it drove in.

Wu Zetian tried all the seventy-two men in the three palaces and six courtyards, and always felt that none of the men in this house made her feel more enjoyable. At first, she also thought that all crows in the world were black, but once she went hunting with her subordinates, and unexpectedly caught a white crow.

It made her laugh like she was going crazy on the spot......"

"Isn't it just a white crow, as for it? She is still a female emperor, and there is no ...... in it," Princess Xiangxiang answered.

However, no one thought that a white crow would be a great inspiration to her...... It's as long as you said the princess is how long the world is.

This white crow made her understand a truth: there is no absoluteness in the world, since there are even white crows in the world, there are definitely a few men who are extraordinarily long. It occurred to her that it was an ironclad law.

In the world, if you want to find a contingency, you will inevitably trample on a lot of universality. - Zeng Linyun's law

Because Wu Zetian is a female emperor, she has the right to find this white crow - how many men are long. She ordered the whole country to levy big men, send them to her three palaces and six courtyards in batches, and ......kill them if they didn't last long enough," Orlani said.

"This product is really ruthless, of course the white crow is easy to find, and it is clear at a glance when you see it. However, how many people grow in men's pants, who can let you find out for a while? Princess Xiangxiang said very regretfully.

"People are female emperors, and they walk all the men in front of their eyes without a single cloth, isn't this clear at a glance? ......," Orani said.

"Do you see a specialty?" The princess was a little anxious.

"Hades. (Unless you wait until 2,000 years later, go to the NBA to find XX) If you can't find it, you will kill it, for fear that it will be ridiculed by people, and it will kill so that the blacksmith can't win the knife. Orani said.

"It seems that it is difficult to be a man. This thing was killed when it grew smaller! "The princess shed tears when she watched the play, worried about the ancients.

"Do you think the white crow that Wu Zetian saw is real? Definitely. Orani said.

"What's going on?" The princess's curiosity is comparable to that of a three-year-old playchild.

"It was deliberately made by her subordinates, because it was also because when she saw that Wu Ze was unhappy every day, she knew that she was too big, and she had to match a man taller than her. Otherwise, she will die of melancholy. Of course, he also understands that Wu Zetian is smart and understanding, so he dyed a crow white, which can only be understood. If you really want her to find a man who looks a few things, she will be so angry that she will kill you with a knife. ”

"Bad ideas kill people. Since the crow can be fake, why not get a fake man and let him buy two catties of incense and hang it between his legs...... "Xiangxiang is really being fooled by his subordinates and has a good time.

"The princess is so clever, if she had known that she could do this, then she would not have killed countless men. The problem is that your fake is too fake, there is no such dead B in the world, and Wu Zetian is still a female emperor. Can you be a complete idiot? Definitely. Orani said.

"Then watch her kill all the men in the world, since you can't fake it, and you can't find a man with a few specialties? ......" The princess was so angry that she was about to scold, even though Wu Zetian was the empress.

"Of course, it's almost time to kill and there is not much left, but the immortals don't do it, knowing that the people of the world have died all their gods, their immortals, who are they going to ask for? Where do the obsolete festivals come from? Orani said.

"The immortals can't see it, so they slaughter this cheap thing with one sword?" Princess Xiangxiang guesses so.

"Definitely! can be a female emperor. Could it be that she will be the life of a grass people? It can well be imagined. Wu Zetian is a person who is half human and half god, who can kill her? When such a big official, who doesn't have his own immortal to protect him? They're all dogs. (Adjective, dog flower together.) Don't allude to the current officials. I won't talk about the protection of officials here. Orani said.

"This thing is going to be by the donkey dogs...... princess said.

"Yes, that's the word. (This is XXX teaching) the gods thought of making a donkey turn into a man. Does that guy have any special skills? ”

"You've seen the donkey dog, how long is it?" Don't say it, the princess is really not selling cute, a girl who grew up in the palace, where can she see the donkey? In this regard, of course, the country girl is much more insightful.

"Shame me on, there's a grown man's hand." Orani said.

"How thick?" The princess was led astray by this goods. I was also thinking in my heart, when I have time, I will go to the countryside to play and see what is called a donkey dog?

"Princess, just like ...... stallion"

"Wow, this doesn't kill me?" The princess forgot that she was talking about someone else, and thought that she was doing it.

"Otherwise, why is it still called a specialty?" Oran said.

"HisLanka, why don't you say a word?" The princess asked Hislanka.

"I'm ashamed to hear it, it's all folklore of the Eastern Empire, it's just a folk joke." Hislanka said.

"Cut, folk joke. I saw it in the biography of the Tang Dynasty, could this be just a folk joke? Definitely. Orani told the origin of this story, emphasizing that this is not just a folk joke, but has been written into the history of the Tang Dynasty.

"Wu Zetian is still a genius?" The princess asked, a little confused.

Of course, the poems written by others are also included in the 300 Tang poems. ...... "Orani is blind, she just thinks it's possible."

"Have you seen the poems she wrote? For example, a certain poem was written by Wu Zetian, can you read it and listen to it? The princess said.

"Let me remember, there is a poem that is not long, as if she missed her husband in her adolescence. I read it yesterday, it's so short......" Orani began to look up at the seven stars in the sky, which was the timetable of night walkers-by. For example, in the middle of the autumn or spring moon, the star is in the middle of the head in the middle of the night or is almost dawn. Or maybe the seven stars are slanting westward. How steep it was, or just rising from the east, what time was it?

(Seven substars, usually only six can be seen.) It is the size of a palm in the sky, it is unique in the sky, and it is best recognized, like a spoon or a knife. Four stars and four corners, the handle of the knife is three stars, that's all. ）

"I remember," Orani looked at the seven stars in the sky for a while and said, "The name of the poem is: "Ruyi Niang" is written like this: Seeing Zhu Chengbi's thoughts, haggard and fragmented as Yijun. I didn't believe that I would cry more than I came, and I opened the box and inspected the pomegranate skirt. ”

"What does that mean?" The princess said.

"Meaning, let me explain, when she said that she missed her husband, maybe she didn't have a husband at that time, we can refer to when she missed a man. If you want to think of the red as Rand or dead red, you can say that there are many Bes, which is the external landscape. Haggard and fragmented, he said that he wanted to go crazy when he wanted to be a man, and after a long time, his face was yellow and thin, like a fallen leaf in the autumn wind, falling on the road and being trampled on, this is the meaning of fragmentation, isn't it just to get a good man, this is for Yijun.

I don't believe why I think of a man and cry. But if you don't believe it, you can't do it, and you always think about it for a long time and cry. It's still spring, and it's not hot enough to wear a skirt, so I just open the box and take a look. When it's hot, be sure to wear this dress to lure a man to be your husband or lover. ”

"It really makes sense that you can be a poet like that, right?" Princess Xiangxiang said.

"That's a bad statement, I only know a fur about writing poetry. The flesh and bones in it are still very deep, so how can I write poetry. Orani said modestly.

"I think it's okay, just write it according to your meaning, as long as it's not too straightforward, and if you bend too much, people can't understand it at all, is this poetry? I put a bottle of ink on the paper, and it didn't even write the words directly, is this more poetry? Unless it's a handful of dead poems! The princess said that she was asking for the way the poem was written on the basis of her knowledge, which might have been the idea of many knowledgeable people like her.

"The princess is really right, someone has written straightforward poems right now, and they are still popular on the Internet." Orani said.

"Is that so? Listen, I'm going to see how white it is, or I'll start writing about it. Aren't you whiter than me, and who is whiter than me? "The princess came to God, and she always thought that her poems were too white, and she never dared to mention that she could write poems.

"Listen, princess, there are only two lines in this poem, the first of which is: 'I don't see my lover but I want my lover.'" The next sentence is: 'When I saw my lover, my face was red. 'Can you write a whiter poem than this?' Orani said.

"Who is this poet?" The princess asked.

"The poet's name is: Zeng Linyun." Orani told the princess the name of the poet.

"I'm fucking Zeng Linyun's mother, this poem is whiter than mine." I don't see my lover and think about my lover, and I blush when I see my lover. 'Isn't this a ghost cry, is this a poem?' What is the interpretation of this poem? Let's hear it. The princess felt that someone had robbed her of the penultimate number.

The poet's note says that this is the first love poem he wrote since he was twenty years old, when he first began to teach himself, and that he was in love with a bunch of fools at that time. The poem is written on the title page of a small notebook, and the poem also tells a very nice story. "Orani is hanging people's appetites.

"With this kind of ghostly straightforward poetry, can anyone still appreciate it? ...... "The princess really wants to ask why.

At the end of the poem there is a one-line note on a short story brought by this little poem, and the full text is as follows:

…… One year, I came home while the production team was working, and I spent the whole summer playing and reading books at home. The neighbor came from the city to a little girl on vacation, with a chubby round face, very cute, 100% cute, 10000 cute, very cute. Cute to death.

I spent a lot of time playing on bed X because of my foot pain, and at first this little girl just liked to climb my window and watch me sit in bed H reading a book, or listening to the radio. In those days, radios were a rarity.

Once or twice, I smiled at her when she saw how sweet her face was, and she came to my room and obediently joined me in bed X to read a book or listen to the radio.

From then on, she would come to me almost every day after two o'clock in the afternoon, and whenever my eyes were barely a foot away from her face, I could see clearly that there was a black beard under her nose that was more evident than that of a boy.

I didn't notice at first, I always had to make my bed first when I went to bed after she left, and my books and handwriting books were always messy......

One day I overslept and I didn't wake up from my nap after two o'clock in the afternoon. This is against the norm, I have always been to sleep for an hour and wake up, but this time it is not, maybe even I don't know that I am deliberately not waking myself up, because I have a good dream, a once-in-a-century dream of having fun with a girl. Reality is reality after all, and no matter how good the dream is, there will be a time to wake up, unless it is good enough to die directly in the dream.

Is the reality very cruel, and I don't see it.

The first second I woke up, a miracle happened......

Wu Zetian (624~705) was an ancient Chinese female emperor. Mingcao, a native of Wenshui (now Wenshui County, Shanxi Province) in the Tang Dynasty. Daughter of Samurai Tong. Entered the palace at the age of 14, and was a talented person of Tang Taizong, and was given the name Wu Mei. Taizong pawn, cut his hair for a nun. When Gaozong, he was re-recalled as Zhaoyi and entered the concubine. In 655 (the sixth year of Yonghui), she was established as the empress, participated in the decision-making of the court, and was called the queen of heaven, and was called the "two saints" together with Gaozong. In 683 (the first year of Hongdao), the dynasty was weighed. In 690 (the first year of Zaichu), he proclaimed himself the Holy Spirit Emperor, changed the name of the country to Zhou, changed the Yuan Tianzhu, and was known as Wu Zhou in history. In 705 (the first year of Shenlong), Zhongzong was reinstated, and then migrated to Shangyang Palace and went to the emperor. The Great Sage Empress of the Heavens. See the new and old "Book of Tang" biography of his life. He reigned for 16 years and was in charge of national politics for more than 40 years. He once summoned literary scholars Zhou Maosi and Fan Lubing to compile "Essentials", "Sea of Words", "Music Book Records", etc., and wrote 100 volumes of "Vertical Arch Collection", all of which are lost. There are 46 poems in "All Tang Poems", 3 supplementary poems and 1 poem preface in "All Tang Poems". More than 300 words. (To be continued.) )