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On the one hand, they sent people to the UK to lobby and persuade the British not to cooperate with the Chinese, and on the other hand, they thought of a way to get some light with China. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The military put forward a request to increase military spending, and the Congress actually passed it, and the president of the United States was very annoyed, so he lost his temper in his office: "Those bastards in Congress, where do you know my difficulties, and now there is not a tael of silver in the treasury, so what can I do to increase military spending."

However, when the house leak happened to rain overnight, the opposition party proposed impeachment, saying that it had arbitrarily reduced the welfare of the people and asked the president to increase it, and President Okmar was simply driven crazy.

So, Okmar asked his own think tank for advice, and the think tank gave Okma a not-so-new idea: to borrow money from Huaxia. Now Huaxia is recognized as the country with the largest foreign exchange reserves in the world, as high as 6 trillion US dollars.

However, Okmar is also worried that the previous president has borrowed two trillion dollars and has not repaid a penny, and now he has borrowed again, and there will be two problems.

One is that Huaxia does not borrow, and the other is that if it is borrowed, how can it be repaid? Okma thought about it again and again, but decided to borrow, he just can't pay it back, just wait for the next term, and he won't do it for a lifetime, no matter what the next unlucky guy does.

So, Okmar connected the transatlantic phone call with Huaxia. This telephone number was established during the Cold War between the two countries, in order to keep abreast of the situation of the other side in case of war.

"Honorable Chief No. 1, I am your loyal fan, since you came to power, I have not cared about you all the time, please accept my eternal blessings."

As soon as the head of Huaxia heard that it was Okma of the United States, he smiled: "It turned out to be Mr. Okma, don't pour ** soup on me, last time your president poured me half an hour of ** soup and borrowed a trillion, last time, I told me for half an hour, and borrowed a trillion US dollars, and today you poured ** soup again, what do you want to do?" ”。

Okma was a little embarrassed when he saw that his tricks were exposed by the head of Huaxia: "Respected No. 1 chief, you listen to me, our country, the current situation is very good, the national economy is developing rapidly, and the national income... ”，

"Stop, Mr. Okmar, don't blow it, get to the point." , It's also a loss that it's on the phone, Okma just blushes, and others can't see it, anyway, Okma's face is thick, and even cannonballs can't penetrate it.

"Honorable Chief No. 1, here's the thing, we are a little short of money for people's welfare, can you help, but it's just a trillion dollars, okay?"

The No. 1 chief just smiled: "I said Okma, is your brain in water, the two trillion you owe us in office have not been repaid, and you have to borrow another trillion, let me ask you, what do you use to repay the debt?" ”。

Okma was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Respected No. 1 chief, don't be angry first, you listen to me, even if I can't get on, there is no next one, but the United States is different from Huaxia, our presidential power is coherent, unlike those small countries, which will not admit it if they change their president."

The No. 1 leader sneered: "Okay, I won't talk to you, you can send a delegation over and talk to my foreign affairs department, if the talks are good, I will lend them to you, if the talks are not good, I will not care."

When Okma heard this, he was anxious, and hurriedly said: "Respected No. 1 chief, what do you mean by this, don't you say it, and what kind of judgment are you talking about?"

The No. 1 leader said a little impatiently: "I said Okma, did you call your wife to beat me recently, you know how to borrow money, don't you pay something?" ”。

The No. 1 chief, after finishing speaking, hung up the phone, and Okma was in a daze.

"What does the head of Huaxia mean? Tell me to pay, what can I give, is it the technology of the military? That's not good, the reason why the United States is rampage around the world is because of the power of military technology, if the military leaks, then what else can be done."

However, if you don't take out anything, people in Huaxia are not willing, now Huaxia is rich, and Mi is poor, and the poor borrow money from the rich, and they have to pay something.

Anyway, the mobile phone handle we have is either the South China Sea issue, or the Diaoyu Island issue, or if it doesn't work, it will provoke Vietnam to jump a few times, and finally there is a killer feature, that is, the Taiwan issue, anyway, there is trouble, enough for the high-level Huaxia to drink a pot.

Okmar took the opinion of the think tank and sent a large delegation to make a friendly visit to China, and the leader of the delegation was the vice president of the United States, Biden, who is an easy-going old man, who has survived two terms in the position of vice president of the United States, and is a vice president of the professional household, and was ridiculed by the people of the United States as the most unentitled person in the whole country.

Because no matter what, the vice president has to listen to the president, in the constitution of the United States, the vice president can only succeed the president when the president dies suddenly or is impeached and removed from power, and has no real power in addition, so he is ridiculed as the most unpowerful person in the whole country.

There is a joke that shows how unpopular the vice president of the United States is: it is said that after the general election, everyone rushes to go home, because they are afraid of being elected vice president, and this is the reason.

Biden came to China and met with China's foreign minister. Huaxia people pay attention to reciprocal meetings, that is to say, the vice president of the United States is only about the same as the foreign minister of China, Biden is a little jealous, he is the vice president, and he should be the second person in Huaxia who receives him.

Huaxia's foreign minister sneered: "Mr. Biden, according to what you say, you are the number two person in the United States?" Biden is stunned, according to the laws of the United States, he is the person with the least real power in the United States, not to mention the No. 2 person, even the No. 20 ranking, it seems that today Huaxia sent a foreign minister to meet him, which is considered a high look, and Biden has no temper.

Biden had no choice but to say, "Then let's start negotiating, shall we?" Foreign Minister Huaxia smiled and said, "Okay, you are here to borrow money, let me ask you, what did you bring?" ”。

Biden blushed for a while: "I'm a poor man, I came to borrow money from the rich, so naturally I came empty-handed, excuse me, what do you want?" ”。

Huaxia's Foreign Minister: "Mr. Biden, you are really good at talking. You say that you are poor, but you are playing the role of the world's policeman, playing the position of the world's boss, and using borrowed money to improve the welfare of your own people, this is what you poor people do? ”。

Biden: "We can't say that, we are only in temporary difficulties, as long as Huaxia agrees to lend us, we promise to pay it back within this term."

The Chinese Foreign Minister sneered: "This term, Mr. Biden, are you talking in a dream, unless the United States amends the constitution and changes the term of office to 50 years, the two trillion borrowed by the previous president have not been repaid, and it is just a dream."

It is also thanks to Biden that he is the vice president, thick-skinned, and was ridiculed by the Chinese Foreign Minister for a few words, but he still talked eloquently: "No, you Huaxia lent us money from the United States, and there are benefits, one is that we make full use of your idle funds, and the other is to stabilize your domestic prices, isn't it."

The foreign minister of China was happy, and the people of the United States would say that there was such a saying, so he said: "Mr. Biden, don't say some more, just show a little sincerity, otherwise, we will not lend it to you, I don't believe you just wait."