Chapter 62: The slap is loud
During the Tang Dynasty, when the country was strong, many foreign envoys, monks, students, etc., came to Middle-earth to seek all kinds of knowledge. Among them, the feng shui of Middle-earth is also admired by foreigners.
However, Feng Shui has always been regarded as a secret by the Tang Dynasty, and it is not allowed to flow out of the people, let alone for foreigners to learn; Otherwise, once the countries around Middle-earth learn Feng Shui and become more powerful, they will inevitably pose a threat to the Tang Dynasty.
Therefore, the Tang dynasty specially ordered a Zen master who had a high degree of knowledge of astronomy and geography to use his prestige to write incorrect Feng Shui articles for foreigners to learn in order to control the effect of Yi.
So the monk and his entourage wrote the "Sutra of Exterminating Barbarians" and passed it on to these Goguryeo and Fusang people who came to Chang'an to study. After so many years, "The Book of Extermination" is actually considered by Koreans to be orthodox in feng shui, and when this is said, Emperor Taizong in Zhaoling really wants to close his eyes and smile at Jiuquan, and he is extremely satisfied with his original design.
"You are talking nonsense, the inheritance of our physiognomy is the inheritance of our Korean nation's "Mai Divine Law", where does it have a penny to do with your Huaxia?" Li Shun's tone became tougher and stronger, and he looked at Lin Bai and shouted.
Lin Bai smiled bitterly, this product is really getting more and more shameless, just now it was said that it was inheritance, but now it has directly reached the point where there is no penny, it is really like turning a book, and the face is not muddy.
There is such a nation in the world, their national history is a history of nests, forever attached to the strong, but never admit that these things are theirs.
This nation says that the Dragon Boat Festival is theirs; said that Qu Yuan was theirs; Say that Chinese medicine is theirs; said that the "Compendium of Materia Medica" was the painstaking work of their ancestors; Even the gossip map on their flag that was removed from China must be said to be their first creation......
This ethnic group is the Korean nation to which Lee Soon belongs.
"Everything speaks with facts, I'll choose the simplest thing." Lin Bai ignored Li Shun anymore, but turned his head to look at a young girl who was about to walk out of the door and smiled: "Girl, don't do stupid things. Don't listen to this liar. ”
"Your boyfriend will come to you in ten minutes, and he said let's end the relationship because he has already bought your engagement ring and wants your relationship to go further." Lin Bai looked at the girl and said.
When the young girl heard Lin Bai's words, she looked excited, looked at the door nervously, and waited for her boyfriend to arrive.
Li Shun looked at Lin Bai with disdain, he had met that girl just now, a typical sign of a marriage falling apart, where is there any sign of changing from love to marriage.
Time ticked by, and these ten minutes were incomparably long for the girl and Li Shun. Outside the door, there was a sudden 'squeak' of tires scraping the floor, followed by hurried footsteps, and the panting of young men, and the door was pushed open with a 'clang', and a young man with a large bouquet of roses in his hand and a jewelry box rushed in from outside.
"Honey, marry me, let's end our relationship and start marriage!" The young man rushed into the house, quickly ran to the girl, got down on one knee, and handed her a bouquet of roses and an open jewelry box.
The girl couldn't say a word, she covered her face with her hands and cried, and her eyes were full of gratitude when she looked at Lin Bai. Just now because of the hexagram that Li Shun gave her, she thought that she would really not be with her boyfriend again in this life, and she was going to find a place to stay quietly for a while after going out, or sink to the bottom of the water alone, it was Lin Bai's words that saved her.
The girl took the ring handed by the young man with trembling hands, and after the two hugged each other, the girl bowed deeply to Lin Bai, and said in a trembling voice: "Thank you, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I would really have to do something stupid!" ”
Lin Bai waved his hand, turned his head to stare at Li Shun, who was a little panicked on his face, and said lightly, "What else do you have to say now?" Don't you still want to believe that what you have learned is just a copy of the "Destruction of Barbarian Sutra" carefully prepared for you by a master line? ”
"Physiognomy was invented by our Korean nation, can I not know what I have learned?" Li Shun said as hard as a boiled duck.
Lin Bai pursed his lips and looked at Li Shundao: "In that case, then why did you tell this young lady that her marriage was no longer there before I came?" ”
"I'm for her good, only then will she be in a good mood and meet this man again!" Li Shun said sharply.
When the girl's boyfriend heard this, he was filled with righteous indignation, walked up to Li Shun, spit thick phlegm on the ground, and said angrily: "Please believe that if it weren't for your age, my fist would have been on your face now!" ”
"It's all my credit, don't listen to this Chinese man's quibbles!" Li Shun's face turned blue and white for a while, and he continued to quibble: "I just said those words to her just to delay her time, so that you can come to propose!" ”
"Shameless!" The girl's face was gloomy, and her words were stern.
Lin Bai was also dumbfounded, he really didn't expect this Korean to be so messing around.
In the past, when he was in the rivers and lakes, he didn't meet people who wanted to try physiognomy, although they competed with each other, and their attitudes were not very good, but if they lost, they lost, and after saying a few words, they passed, and even some of them were directly convinced and sincerely asked for advice.
But the South Koreans in front of him are obviously not all the way to those teachers in China. If he loses, he will still proudly say, 'This credit is mine, if it weren't for my delay, your words wouldn't have worked at all, and everything you know is copied from our Korean ......'
He doesn't care if what he says has a scientific basis, he doesn't care if what he says makes sense, and he doesn't care if you believe it or not, anyway, he's just like a boiled duck.
"If I hadn't stopped this girl, wouldn't you have thought that what you said would decide a human life?" Lin Bai looked at Li Shun and said seriously.
Li Shun pursed his lips and said lightly: "What I said is not wrong. And even if something really happened to this girl, there are so many of you Huaxia people, one or two less, what are you afraid of? ”
"I finally understand why you are always called a stick, just like that, you will be a stick for the rest of your life!" Lin Bai finally couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, and scolded and scolded.
When Li Shun heard this, he said angrily: "How can this be true! You have learned our physiognomy and dare to be so hard-mouthed, do you know that we have been preparing for the application of Feng Shui physiognomy since 08? I still don't know that your Chinese physiognomy came from the hands of our famous Korean physiognomy master! ”
Tube? Lin Bai was stunned when he heard this name, then looked at Li Shun as if he was looking at an idiot, and asked, "Guan Lu is Korean?" ”
"Yes, the pipe is our Korean!" Li Shun ignored the expression on Lin Bai's face and said proudly.
Guan Lu is a warlock of the Wei State during the Three Kingdoms period, the word Gongming, is a native of the Shandong Plain, proficient in Zhou Yi, good at divination, physiognomy, is the ancestor of the later generations of divination and hexagrams, his life is quite rich, he has written two volumes of "Zhou Yi Psychic Tips", a volume of "Zhou Yi Psychic Tips", a volume of "Breaking the Restless Sutra", and a volume of "Zhanji".
In "The Legend of the Three Kingdoms", he once compared the divination of Guan Zhen with "Hua Tuo's medical diagnosis, Du Kui's vocal music, Zhu Jianping's physiognomy and Zhou Xuan's dream".
Now that this pipe has become a Korean in a blink of an eye, if the old man knows underground, he will definitely take out his violent temper of a Shandong man and beat Li Shun in front of him.
"Guan Lu and Zhu Jianping co-created our Korean nation's "Mai Divine Method", and you Chinese people learned physiognomy from this body method." Li Shun raised his head and chest, full of pride.
Lin Bai had heard of this thing "Mai Divine Law" before, and it was indeed worshiped as a god treasure book in the Korean physiognomy world. But Lin Bai even heard Li Tianyuan, a veteran of Maoshan Mountain, say that the so-called "Mai Divine Law" is actually a part of the "Destruction of Barbarian Sutra", plus some chapters of "Mai Divine Appearance", and the purpose of piecing together is to prove that they have classics.
To put it bluntly, you give your neighbor a copy of something you made up, and he likes it when he sees it, and then they steal something from your house and put it on it, and change it a little bit, regardless of whether it's right or not, and say it's theirs......
"Are you sure that Guan Lu and Zhu Jianping are from your South Korea?" Lin Bai looked at Li Shun and mocked.
Li Shun was indignant and said: "Is it possible that I will still lie to you, it is our great pioneer who helped your Wei King Cao Cao to divide the world!" ”
Lin Bai was speechless for a while, when he said this, he really had no intention of continuing to speak, the mouth of this thing was the same as that of iron, and he had no score at all, and he changed his own statement once in a while, not caring about whether his statement was scientific or unscientific, it was really painful.
"Don't you have anything to say, do you want to admit that your physiognomy came from our Korean nation?" Li Shun looked at Lin Bai and shouted.
Lin Bai shook his head, looked at Li Shun in front of him, and said softly: "You will pee on the street today, and then you will be sent back to China by affecting the city's appearance!" ”
"What do you say? Do you think that our Korean people will be as unqualified as you Chinese people? Do you want me to use diplomatic immunity against you, stupid Chinese? Li Shun's face was pale, and his face was even more hideous, staring at Lin Bai in front of him viciously and threatening.
Lin Bai looked at Xia Xiaoqing on the side with a smile and said, "Give the Urban Management Bureau a call, the show is about to start." ”
Although Xia Xiaoqing was a little confused, she still did so, took out her mobile phone, dialed a call, and after a while, the shrill sound of sirens began to come from outside. Li Shun was not afraid, looked up at Lin Bai, and was about to open his mouth to mock Lin Bai for not calculating that he would pee on the street.
Before he could speak, he suddenly felt a soreness in his lower abdomen, and then the whole person ran out of the house as if he was unconscious. At this time, the chengguan's vehicle just drove over.
Li Shun only felt that his lower abdomen was about to burst, so he frantically ripped open the trouser chain, took out his two centimeters, and poured it towards the chengguan vehicle.
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