Chapter 25: The Ox (2)
Chapter 25: The Cow Man (2)
Hearing Zhang Yang say this, Fang Shaoyun felt that there was some truth, but he felt that he was not sure, and after pondering for a while, Fang Shaoyun asked tentatively: "Is there any scientific reason?" ”
"Damn!" Zhang Yang almost sprayed the beer in his mouth on his head, this is all the experience summed up by Lao Tzu, and there are scientific truths, but Zhang Yang can't summarize it.
"If you don't come, don't look for me about this in the future." Zhang Yang's eyes widened, and he said quickly.
"Come on, come on." Fang Shaoyun immediately nodded and said.
When the two of them were talking, there were a lot of people in the bar, and drinking and listening to the pianist in the bar playing the piano was a good place to relax.
"Just these beauties who don't live in, you can pick a random one to talk to." The place where they sat was the bar of the bar, and the first thing they passed by when they came in from the door was the regular bar, and then there was a small wooden volley door that was as high as a person's chest, and from the small door they entered, on one side was the hall on the first floor, and on the other side was the stairs up to the second and third floors.
If you want to enter the lobby on the first floor through the door, you have to pass by the bar, and between the bar and the road, there is a row of large potted plants that block the view of the entire lobby.
There are customers who come in from the outside in groups of three or two, and because the bar has a special waiter service, few people sit directly at the bar and start drinking. After being so old for a while, Zhang Yang and Fang Shaoyun sat here. After about twenty minutes, seven or eight beauties also passed by back and forth, and Fang Shaoyun didn't dare to start.
"Can you do it? Isn't it just to talk to them? As for it? Zhang Yang couldn't laugh or cry, why didn't he find out that Fang Shaoyun still had this problem when he was in school.
"No, I was nervous when I thought of what you told me, and my mind was blank, you said that everyone was dressed up very seriously, I told them to go to bed, you said this ......" Fang Shaoyun was also a little speechless, after thinking about it, Fang Shaoyun said tentatively: "Or, you will give me a demonstration?" ”
"Give you a demonstration?" Zhang Yang chewed Fang Shaoyun's words, and felt that it was not a matter to let him go directly like this. Coincidentally, at this time, two beauties pushed open the door and walked in, what do these two women say, beauty is beautiful, but Zhang Yang has also been tested by Fengyue places for a long time in his previous life, and it can be seen at a glance that these two women are not serious women.
Seeing these two women, Zhang Yang quickly lowered his voice, "Look, there are two girls at the door, you learn something." Fang Shaoyun also saw the two girls at the door, and felt quite serious, as soon as he heard this, he immediately nodded busily, he wanted to see how Zhang Yang accosted.
While speaking, the two beauties walked behind Zhang Yang, Zhang Yang brewed his emotions for a while, then squeezed his eyebrows and patted his thighs under Fang Shaoyun's stunned gaze, and said with a sad face: "I'm just an SB, you said that I have nothing but a little stinky money?" The whole life is barren. ”
When he spoke, the corner of Zhang Yang's eyes couldn't stop skimming the two beauties passing by, and sure enough, hearing Zhang Yang's words, the two beauties who were about to enter the hall on the first floor immediately stopped. Because Zhang Yang happened to have his back to them, he couldn't see it clearly, so Fang Shaoyun looked at the two beauties in shock, and then leaned over to Zhang Yang's position, and one of the beauties said angrily: "Yo, what's wrong with the handsome guy?" How can life be barren. ”
"It's very barren, hey......." Zhang Yang sighed, didn't raise his eyelids, and said with a sigh.
"Or? Shall I have a drink with you? The beautiful woman leaned over with a smile and patted Zhang Yang's shoulder and asked.
"Are you free?" Zhang Yang raised his head with a face full of vicissitudes and asked.
"Uh, it's okay." The beauty hesitated for a moment, then nodded and said.
"Then, let's go inside." Zhang Yang nodded, stood up and said.
"Okay." Hearing that the beauty agreed, Zhang Yang stood up directly, reached out and put his hand on the shoulders of the beauty, and then the two of them walked towards the hall on the first floor with their arms in their arms. Looking at Zhang Yang and the back of this beauty, Fang Shaoyun's mouth was wide open, damn me, is this okay?
"Hey, what should I do then?" At this time, the beautiful woman's companion said with some resentment.
"Well, you can wait over there for a while." The beauty is estimated to be a fine person, and as she spoke, she snorted at Fang Shaoyun.
The eyes of the remaining beautiful women lit up slightly, then nodded and said, "Okay, then you can go." After speaking, he simply walked over to the position where Zhang Yang had just sat and sat directly in Zhang Yang's position. Zhang Yang and this beauty pushed open the door and entered the hall.
After turning a corner and confirming that Fang Shaoyun outside couldn't see it, Zhang Yang quickly took out three hundred yuan from his pocket, stuffed it directly into the hand of this beauty, and said in a low voice: "Beauty, don't hide it from you, I just wanted to teach my friend how to talk, what?" Interested in checking it out? ”
Although she was a little blind, she had three hundred yuan in her account when she spoke, and this beauty was naturally happy, nodded and whispered: "Okay, let's see how your friend accosted my friend." ”
After the two of them finished speaking, they sneaked around to the back of the row of potted plants, because the hall on the first floor was raised by about half a meter when it was renovated, so Zhang Yang They hid behind this potted plant, and Fang Shaoyun and the other beauty couldn't see it. The two of them didn't speak for a while, and when Zhang Yang saw Fang Shaoyun's sneaky look at this beauty, he knew that he was nervous again.
Sure enough, the two of them squatted for two or three minutes, and they didn't see Fang Shaoyun holding back a fart, and the beautiful woman who was peeping at Zhang Yang was also a little unbearable, and quickly lowered her voice and asked, "Is your friend okay?" It's so troublesome to talk to, my mimi hurts. Zhang Yang sweated.
At this time, it is estimated that Fang Shaoyun couldn't hold it back, and finally held back a sentence: "Actually...... Actually, I'm also an SB. ”
"Puff ......", Zhang Yang was directly choked by his own saliva, and the beauty next to him directly covered her mouth and laughed.
The beautiful woman at the "Giggle" bar counter was probably also amused by Fang Shaoyun, and directly covered her small mouth and laughed "giggle", and the two bartenders inside were even more suffocated to internal injuries, but they didn't dare to laugh in front of the guests, so they could only endure it.
Zhang Yang was completely speechless, shameful, shameful. Looking at Fang Shaoyun's flushed face, Zhang Yang quickly stood up and walked to the bar, this is going to be left to him to continue, God knows what else he will say.
Walking out of the bar, Zhang Yang walked in front of Fang Shaoyun, and without saying a word, he directly took out a hundred yuan and threw it on the bar and shouted, "Check out." After the bartender found the money, Zhang Yang quickly pulled Fang Shaoyun out of it.
When he came out of the bar and left Laoyuan, Fang Shaoyun was still a little embarrassed, and he was back to normal at this time. "Damn, you're too awesome...... You're an SB too, yes, you're an SB. Zhang Yang was completely speechless.
"Brother Yang, can't I be wrong? My brain was in the water, and I didn't know what was wrong, so I held back such a sentence. Fang Shaoyun also felt embarrassed enough at this time, and said speechlessly.
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