The woman understood very well what the county party committee secretary said, and the county party committee secretary who died before he finished speaking was also a pitiful character, "Big brother, he wants to warn you that the newcomer is not a good thing, be careful." ”

After speaking, the woman stood up and was about to leave, because she had done too many things to be sorry for Liu Xiaoyun, but she didn't expect that Liu Xiaoyun gently held her wrist, "It's all my fault that I didn't protect you, and I ...... in the future." If you're willing, let me protect you, right? ”

This sentence almost melted the woman, and at this moment, Liu Xiaoyun suddenly distorted his facial features, and it seemed that changes were taking place in his body.

Before the woman had time to confess to Liu Xiaoyun, she had to support his fat body, "Big brother, what's wrong with you, are you too tired?" ”

Sweat drops fell from Liu Xiaoyun's forehead from time to time, and the clothes on his body were soaked with sweat, as if the abnormal pain was not over, because the constantly trembling body was clearly telling the woman that the fat man in front of her was already terminally ill.

"Big brother, no, big brother, you can say something......

The only thing a woman can do at this time is to keep crying, it seems that only tears can tell how much she loves the man in pain in front of her.

All of this was seen by the head lowering master, who seemed to have expected it for a long time, and got carried away with the head descending master, "Hehehe, stinky Taoist, clean my good deeds, how about fortunately, I have not fallen into the trap a long time ago, and you have a dead fat boy today?" ”

The woman heard the words shouted by the head descender whom she had not yet met, and then she understood what was going on......

"Haha, my poisonous Gu has finally taken effect, Liu Xiaoyun, you are dead, even if I don't make a move, the Gu worm in your stomach will also take your life......"

The head descender finally showed his true face, standing on the eaves, still wearing Southeast Asian wizard costumes, giving people the feeling that he was acting in a movie, or eating and drinking, and he didn't look like a good person anyway.

And he kept pointing and saying some arrogant words, "I am the biggest here, and the secretary of the county party committee is just a pawn at my feet, you still know the current affairs for my use, and I will give you the antidote to the poison immediately." ”

I didn't hear what I said later, but I didn't hear it at all, but the head descender was saying that he was the boss, but he was annoyed, what kind of place is this, how can a person who runs the rivers and lakes be allowed to come here to spread wild.

"Catch it alive, go to ......"

At the sound of the order, the young men who had been selected from the reconnaissance company, all of them with extraordinary skills, went straight to the head lowering division, because he was standing in the most obvious position and behaved the most rampantly.

As the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and the rafters that come out are rotten first.

Section Chief Zhao's woman has been in the officialdom for so long, and she knows very well what those dog-like guys are thinking, so in order not to be a scapegoat, while they haven't found her and Liu Xiaoyun yet, they picked up the fat man and wanted to run away.

But it's helpless, the fat man is too heavy, not to mention himself, even five more people can't help this king-sized fat boy.

Liu Xiaoyun also felt the murderous aura from him, after all, did people kill their daughters and sons-in-law, he didn't believe in ghosts and gods, he had to kill all those who were tricky.

"Big sister, stick this on your forehead......" Liu Xiaoyun, who was in great pain, endured the severe pain in his heart, and handed over a golden Dao talisman with a trembling hand.

Seeing Liu Xiaoyun's aching body trembling uncontrollably, beads of sweat kept rolling down, and the woman said distressedly: "Big brother, aren't you confused,...... I'm not a zombie......"

"Silly girl, how can my brother ...... Stupid to the point of not recognizing people, the person who came with a strong anger, I am worried about your safety, this is an invisibility talisman, only able to keep a stick of incense, remember to leave here quickly. ”

Only then did she understand Liu Xiaoyun's intentions, and while the woman was grateful, she thought that the fat man had not yet landed, how could she walk away, "Big brother, you still use it, you are fat and inflexible,......"

"Silly girl, brother still has it, brother knows spells, you forgot ......"

Liu Xiaoyun's painful speech became more and more weak, of course, a piece of yellow paper will not turn a big living person into nothing, let alone make a person transparent, and the ability to be invisible comes from spells.

Because the human body's thinking is a form of brain waves, and he is also a kind of energy consumption, so people need food, and those demons and monsters also need food, and what they consume the most is this energy loss.

When a person holds a spell, it will emit a strange brain wave, which directly affects the brain waves of others, causing this strange thing.

Some people are unhappy, how can the things that the eyes see not be real, people who understand medicine know that the eyes are the lens of a video camera, which only plays such a role, and the real sight of things is imaged in the brain.

That is, the light passes through the lens of the eye, which is equivalent to the lens of a video camera, and then it is extracted into the brain and imaged in a specific area.

Otherwise, some people will have the illusion of visual hallucination, which is the result of something wrong with this part, that is, the real sight of things is the brain's re-seeing.

And one of the Dao can disrupt the formation of this kind of radio waves, directly creating an illusion in the brain, giving people the feeling that they are invisible.

So there's nothing special about those Dao methods, it's just a layer of window paper, which will break when you stab it, but no one will tell you about these things.

The so-called idealism is also based on materialism in essence, but some people use these things with ulterior motives to harm others.

None of these things exist with radio waves? Is what is invisible to the human eye not existing? Of course not, human beings are also a complex composed of many spirits, so there are three souls and seven spirits, but in fact, there are far more than those.

Liu Xiaoyun used this way of disturbing the human mind to interfere with the judgment ability of those people, because the emission of interference sources also consumes energy, not Liu Xiaoyun is emitting, but he is using those low spirits to do this.

And those low spirits also have to consume energy to survive, just like a person working, don't you have to be tired and rest for a while, those low spirits are the same, so the time of the invisibility charm can only be the work of a stick of incense.

Once the event has passed, those low spirits who are tired of working will strike, and there will be no source of interference to interfere with the human brain, and people who have returned to normal thinking will certainly not have disordered thinking.

That's why Liu Xiaoyun emphasized this hour, but even he didn't know the real situation, but how his master told him, how he passed it on.

The woman was worried about Liu Xiaoyun's safety, but Liu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, endured the severe pain, and disappeared in front of the woman in an instant.

The woman who understood the boundless Taoism also disappeared in front of everyone's eyes according to the fat man's request, and at this time she also slapped her horse and killed, looking at the mess all over the ground, and the bloody gas of demonic wreckage everywhere.

However, this group of people just couldn't see the two of them, and the cunning head lowering master had already used the blinding method to escape, "Report, the leader didn't find anything, and the demon escaped." ”

"Ran away, why don't you shoot and shoot him, are you all eating dry food?" Exasperated and angry, he shouted.

Although the two of them could no longer be seen, a dog they brought with them was not disturbed, and even the nose could detect that there were two living people here.

So I saw the big wolf green barking incessantly, and the strange reaction of the dog also aroused suspicion, is there anything else near here?

Liu Xiaoyun's pain was unbearable, and the Gu worms in his stomach were devouring the fat man's internal organs, so it was difficult to leave for a while, and the woman had been by Liu Xiaoyun's side in order to eliminate the sin in her heart and repent of what she had done.

Because those people were nearby, the two of them did not dare to speak, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble.

"Do you say, will these demons stay here?"

"Shuji, don't be joking, you are their god, it's too late to hide when I see you, who dares to stay here?"

When I heard this sycophant, I also knew that it was a bastard who slipped the whiskers and slapped the horse, but it was so good, and I immediately laughed.

also knew that he couldn't find anything, and when he turned around and was about to go back, he accidentally tripped over Liu Xiaoyun's thick legs and fell to the ground all of a sudden.

This is a dog gnawing, and two front teeth were knocked out at once, and he screamed in pain, as if he was killing a pig.

"Mom, there's someone here."

When he shouted, he was startled and frightened, and those people immediately became highly nervous, "Where is the person, where is the person?" ”

For women, he also can't see Liu Xiaoyun, and he can only feel his presence by touching, so the two keep holding hands.

The nervous soldiers searched around, but found nothing unexpected, "The stupid guy is not the periphery, it's my side......"

As soon as Liu Xiaoyun heard it, he couldn't move, and he didn't become a turtle in the urn, so in a hurry, Shengzhi immediately took out an identical invisibility talisman, which was instantly attached to the door of his head, and he used his fat palm to turn on the back of his neck.

"Oops." Before he could say the second sentence again, he was slashed by Liu Xiaoyun with a palm, because he was also labeled with an invisibility charm by Liu Xiaoyun, and immediately disappeared in front of everyone's eyes.

This time, no one can see anyone, Liu Xiaoyun can't see it, women can't see Liu Xiaoyun anymore, and no one can touch anyone.

"Leader?"

"Shuji?"

"Big brother?"

"Damn, how can there be a woman's voice?"

In an instant, the scene became extremely chaotic, and the soldiers were so frightened that they had to believe that there really seemed to be a supernatural phenomenon in this world.

"Shuji can't become a woman, right?"

As soon as the woman heard it, she was inspired, "I'm Shuji, and I was turned into a woman by that bad guy, woo woo...... If you don't go quickly, you will be turned into a woman when you are done. ”

When everyone heard this, they were all frightened, how could anyone who could hear people without seeing them?

At this time, Liu Xiaoyun was unusually uncomfortable by the Gu worm's bewitchment, and the head descending master also escaped to a safe range, and he continued to do it without changing his mind, letting the Gu worm do several times the trouble, making Liu Xiaoyun uneasy.

However, a Taoist priest is a Taoist priest, and soon Liu Xiaoyun found a way to deal with these Gu worms, but it was only a way to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, which temporarily suppressed their troubles.

With a sound of "Wow......", a large mouthful of Gu worms spit out from the fat man's mouth, because it left Liu Xiaoyun's body, so it lost the meaning of invisibility, and everyone suddenly saw a cloud of maggots twisting their bodies and constantly wriggling on the ground.

Those Gu worms are all unknown species, and in addition to making people feel disgusting, they are disgusting, so everyone vomited in unison.

was invisibly by Liu Xiaoyun, and he was in an extreme coma, and he was spit out a dog blood by his own subordinates, and those dirty future foods that had time to be digested, mixed with stomach acid, were all vented on his body.

The spells of the Taoist priest of Maoshan are the two things that he is most afraid of, one is the blood of the black dog, and the other is water, as long as these two things meet, the spell will be broken.

was vomited by everyone's disgusting acid water, and of course the spell was cracked, and everyone spit and vomited, thinking that there was no one here, but suddenly a figure appeared, and it was a filthy thing that was vomited by himself.

Frightened, those people didn't dare to make a sound, everyone looked at each other with wide eyes, and they didn't know what to do, Liu Xiaoyun, who was holding his stomach, suddenly said, "Don't take me back yet." ”

"Yes, Shuji, obey immediately."

"Quick, hurry up and memorize the book."

Give the order, everyone brushes back, who wants to carry a disgusting guy all over his body?

The leader saw that he couldn't do it himself, so he couldn't help but cover his nose and say, "Don't make trouble, get on the stretcher......"

Phantom on the wall

When those people left in a hurry, Liu Xiaoyun returned to his original form, and saw that the woman had always been with him, and the fat man who was greatly moved said: "I have been poisoned by Gu, if there is no antidote, I'm afraid it won't work......"

"Don't be stupid, didn't people come up with the method? Oh, by the way, what about that Maoshan Taoist boy of yours? ”

"Oh, how did I forget him, you are my bosom friend." Liu Xiaoyun immediately took out the Maoshan Dao Tong, a yellow paper painting with a small Dao Tong painted on it, and put it on top of those Gu worms.

"See, go find out where its owner is?"

"Don't be funny, you should do such a disgusting thing yourself."

Xiao Daotong refused to perform this disgusting task for the first time, ", you are still picking fat and thin, I am dying, you will not be better if I die, believe it or not?" ”

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, can't I go?"

After being carried back, he was first stripped naked by those people, took a hot shower, and threw him on the bed.

When Liu Xiaoyun fought with the head descending division, the old shaman also saw this scene, and the old shaman who occupied the body in front of the cow looked at the clouds in the sky not far away, and knew that there was a large-scale battle there.

The old shaman who was itching in his heart felt that the evil head descender was in line with his usual style, and it was likely that he was his potential ally, so he also hurried over.

But before the old shaman arrived, he stopped fighting, and the scene happened to be seen by the old shaman, and he began to play the idea of this big man in his heart.

In this small county town, there is one, and it is repaid, that is the minister of the Qincha, who doesn't listen to him, if he controls this character, his long-cherished wish to restore the shaman will be successful.

But how can you make yourself believe in yourself, after much contemplation, the old shaman finally came up with a complete solution.

In the dark, he saw a fox running in front of him, and told him how his daughter had been killed.

And the culprit behind the scenes is the secretary of the county party committee, and it is Liu Xiaoyun who helps the secretary of the county party committee.

All this is said to be so head-to-head that I have to believe it.

"Dad, you have to avenge me."

"Daughter, daughter......" As soon as I woke up from the dream, my daughter was gone, it turned out to be a nightmare, I grabbed my hair tightly, and my heart was full of my daughter's figure.

But now my daughter still can't see anyone alive or dead, why did she have such a strange dream? Because all the insiders died, even the county party committee secretary was hung up.

So in front of us, it's a mess, a mess without any clues, and it's just the rumors of those people.

And often the rumors have been infinitely expanded, saying that the murderer is a pot-bellied woman, it's ridiculous, a pregnant and about to give birth a pot-bellied woman can kill so many people, it's simply an incredible thing.

Thinking about it, only then did you realize that you had a bare ass? Very dissatisfied, he asked, "Who are you?" ”

"Shuji, who? What's wrong? ”

"Oh, it's okay, let's all go down."

When I think about it, how can I say this with my bare ass, how can I say this, or don't be embarrassed anymore, but what kind of scene was it yesterday?

In any case, the meeting could not recall the situation at that time, but remembered that he had fallen and had not known anything, and none of his men dared to tell the truth.

Isn't it nonsense that whoever has nothing to do to say, I threw up you and gave you a bath.

After thinking about it, he decided to start this supernatural case from scratch, but as soon as he came downstairs, he saw the phantom of a fox appearing on the wall.

What's that? Some of them were dizzy, and when they looked closer, they seemed to be the head of a fox, but because they didn't wear glasses, they couldn't see clearly.

After putting on the glasses, I saw that it was the fox that appeared in my dream, "Huh? Thinking of this, I was shocked, and hurriedly retreated to the side of the chair, if it wasn't for the chair, it was very likely that I would have fallen.

The secretaries who were waiting were all frightened, this is okay, here is the emperor, where can they be frightened.

But no one could explain what was going on with the fox on the wall, "Send someone to hang up this fox's head." ”

As soon as the secretary finished saying this, he felt a strong headache, "Oops, it hurts me to death, hey, I said it, I will burn incense for you, make offerings, and I won't hang you up." ”

It really worked, as soon as the secretary finished saying these wishing words, he immediately stopped feeling a headache and returned to his original health.

Everyone saw it in their eyes and remembered it in their hearts, no one dared to be disrespectful to that fox, and they also felt that this matter was unheard of, and they had been mixed up for half their lives, and they had never heard of such a thing.

The secretary was so frightened that he hurriedly came over and said, "Shuji, it's bad luck to offend this fox fairy, I'll go out to buy some candles or something first, and I have this wish." ”

I also want to go out and learn about the people's sentiments by the way, what is the difference here?

So the two came to the bazaar together, it was still very lively during the day, and the cow saw it in front of it, so he shouted on the side of the road, "Know life and death, know five hundred years before, and know five hundred years later......"

I just encountered such a strange and incomprehensible thing, and I had a trace of doubt in my heart, so I couldn't help but be tempted by the flickering of this fortune teller.

The secretary has long been tempted, but he didn't allow himself to come to tell the fortune by doing it, and the secretary who has been in the officialdom for many years has cultivated the ability to observe words and feelings.

As soon as he saw that meaning, he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Shuji, I heard that the fortune tellers here are very effective, why don't we count a hexagram and see how the good luck and evil will be in the future?" ”

Although I really want to go, in order to set an example for my subordinates, after all, I represent the atheist side, so I have to deliberately pretend that I don't care.

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning 'clicked' at his feet, and almost killed him.

The secretary thought to himself, pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning, you deserve it, and asked you to pretend to be forced.

In fact, at this time, he had already received a powerful threat from the old shaman, and the thunderbolt was to kill a monster that was about to attach to his body. Of course, these were all attracted by the old shaman.

At the instigation of the secretary, he sat in front of the cow, "If you don't die, you will have a blessing." ”

The old shaman said, but he hated this extremely much in his heart, if it weren't for this kid's hard life, the protégé just now would not have been killed by thunder, but it was just invisible to the naked eye.

But at this time, I still have to pretend to be forced, "Are you accurate?" ”

"You can't ask for money."

"Well, what are you capable of?"

"Faces, word measurements, and ......"

"Okay, it's all nonsense, look at a person's face and say whatever you want, then give me a word test." Very rudely, he interrupted the cow in front and directly put forward his own request.

He originally thought I'd write a random word and see what you have to say.

Unexpectedly, Niu Qian not only did not refuse, but politely put the pen and paper in front of his face, "Your guest, please poop." ”

didn't shirk it, he wrote a character directly on the paper, he was thinking that this character is the simplest, there will be no Taoism, see how you talk nonsense.

When it's done, push the piece of paper forward and "that's it."

The old shaman smiled and looked at the handwriting he had just written, and then suddenly said in shock: "Oh, I didn't expect the feudal officials to come to ask for hexagrams, Xiaosheng is really fortunate for three lives." ”

As he spoke, he got up and bowed, but this move was confusing, and he wondered how he knew that I was a leader? Did he see me? No, I just came here last night, how could I be recognized?

If you don't ask me carefully, if this person is really accurate, then can the fox head in the house also be disposed of?

Thinking of this, he smiled and said, "Sir, how can you see it?" ”

The old shaman was amused and said, "Honorable guest, you have written a human character, but where did you put this human character?" ”

I was asked by the old shaman, didn't I just put the words I just wrote on the table? So he pointed to the words he had just written and said, "Isn't it just here?" ”

Just where he was pointing, on the desktop next to the herringbone he had written, there were four big characters of Spring and Autumn Dream, and the herringbone was placed next to the big characters.

I still don't understand what I mean, "I still don't understand what Mr. means?" ”

"Hahaha, you don't see your words on the side of the big characters, together they are adults, what is an adult, a tall leader, is Xiao Ke wrong?"

It seems to have a reason when I hear it, but I can't judge the true essence of this guy based on this sentence alone, so I whispered to the secretary next to me.

The secretary smiled, "How about I also come to test the word?" ”

"Hahaha, everyone who comes is a guest, listen to it, please."

According to the secretary's meaning, he didn't write it on the paper, but wrote it in the palm of his hand, because he was worried about what the guy was doing on the table again, and this time it was written in the palm of his hand, and he didn't have any props.

In this case, even if this guy can adapt to the situation, it will not be as quick as he was to be used as quickly as he was just now.

And it's still the same character written, this time it's up to which guy made it up.

I saw Niu Qian grabbed the secretary's outstretched hand, looked at it and said with a smile: "I am not satisfied with this leader, this little comrade is your subordinate." ”

Immediately stunned by this fortune teller, how can I practice twice and say it right, I can see what he says, so he asked: "Why do you say that......"

Hire a mage

The old shaman looked stupid enough and was very funny, and said in his heart that with your kind of relationship, you can see it at a glance, do you still use fortune telling?

But I have to explain to this stupid guy that in order to achieve his own goals, he has to give this idiot a little more grinding his mouth, "Look at the leader, this little brother has written a character in the palm of his hand." ”

As he spoke, he dragged his arms and moved the secretary's palm to the next step, "The human character is under your hands, isn't it your subordinate, the so-called subordinate." ”

I couldn't help but be moved by what the old shaman said, but people like them don't see the coffin and don't cry, if they can't be sure that this fortune teller is really accurate, they won't easily believe this person.

So he smiled and said, "Oh, I have one more important thing, I'll see you later." ”

As he spoke, he took the secretary's head and walked away without looking back, the secretary didn't understand this move, and said with some complaint: "Leader, why don't you ask this fortune teller about the fox in our family?" ”

"You know a fart, look at the bazaar, there are a few people dressed like us, you know at a glance that I am a big official, you are a secretary, this is nothing, I want to see if he really has that ability."

When the secretary heard that he was cunning and wanted to verify it, he didn't believe it, so he transferred a prisoner in the prison.

He also specially asked a soldier from Shanghai to escort him forward, and specially instructed that he was not allowed to wear a goof, and if this matter was done well, the soldier would be promoted to an officer, and the prisoner could be released on parole.

So there wasn't much time, and two more people stood in front of the fortune-telling booth in front of the cow, "The boss counted a hang-up for my friend." ”

The Shanghainese pushed the prisoner to the front of the stall, and the prisoner thought that if he succeeded, he would be released on parole and go home, so he was very nervous, in case he could lose this great opportunity.

So his face looked extremely nervous, and the soldier from Shanghai felt even more nervous, if he succeeded, he could go home without demobilization, and he would be promoted directly, which was a good thing to climb to the sky.

Just like that, the two people with restrained faces didn't know what to do, and looked at the cow in front of them with big eyes, and the old shaman had already guessed eight or nine at this time, and saw the bulging bag in the waist of the Shanghainese, and expected that it was a pistol.

The man who sat was yellow-skinned, must have been the result of long-term malnutrition, and rarely saw daylight, and it was the prisoner and the soldier who could meet the above two points.

Because when he came, he deliberately emphasized that he should not be nervous, so as not to be seen, so the guard wanted to ease the atmosphere, took out a cigarette and sent it to the prisoner's mouth.

In the Shanghai dialect, he said: "Eat cigarettes, eat cigarettes." "Shanghainese people don't call smoking smoking, but eating cigarettes, as if they are all foodies.

When the prisoner heard the guard telling him to eat cigarettes, how dare he not listen, and the cigarette in his mouth was chewed and swallowed in two sips.

Watching the clumsy performance of the two people, the old shaman felt very ridiculous, "The two of you want to tell fortunes?" ”

Without waiting for the prisoner to speak, the guard preemptively said, "Let's test the word." "Saying that, I put a mirror frame in the prisoner's hand, which is also specially explained, last time one had props, and the other was cooperated by the hands of my subordinates, this time I don't need anything, just use a frame, and see what else you can say.

And it's the same person, when the old shaman took over the frame, he smiled, "I see that this old man is dressed decently, like a rich man, but his facial features can't hide such wealth." ”

As he spoke, he pushed the frame forward, pointed to the glyph inside and said: "Look at the frame around, there is a glyph inside, what kind of word is this, is it clearly a prisoner's prison word, this old man must be a prisoner in prison." ”

When the Shanghainese heard this, their snoring was accurate, it was so accurate, and they excitedly thought that they must have been raptured, so they happily dragged the prisoner and said, "You go home, I'll do it, let's open champagne and set off firecrackers together." ”

As soon as he heard that it was really so miraculous, he invited him to come, so he sent his secretary and invited the old shaman to come and see what was going on with the shadow of the fox on the wall.

As the saying goes, Hades is aggressive and difficult to deal with, and the work secretary has become very awesome in the absence of him, so I think he is just like that.

"Hey, old man, I heard that your hexagram is very accurate, right, how about coming and coming to calculate a hexagram for the uncle?"

You don't need to look at it, you can know that it is the emphasis of the official family, and the old shaman is happy in his heart, thinking that this fool is going to be fooled.

"Ah, this honored guest, please take a seat."

"Listen well, it's accurate, uncle, I have a reward, maybe I'm waiting for a lawsuit."

Saying that, he sat there, and his eyes looked directly into the air, a pair