Chapter 272: Best Apprentice!
"Big brother, I finally found you, woo...... Sign me up, I'm going to worship you as a teacher! ”
Suddenly, a very loud voice came from the crowd, and a figure ran towards them.
Shen Han, several of them are extremely cold, which birdman is this? How can such a sound come from? They all followed the sound, but saw that the young man they met in the hall on the first floor was walking towards them, but they knew that the other party's identity was not ordinary from each other's clothes and conversations, but unfortunately they didn't know what the other party's name was.
Shen Han pointed to his nose and said with a puzzled expression, "Are you talking to me?" ”
The young man rushed to Shen Han in a few steps, jumping around with joy, like a monkey, and shouted loudly: "Big brother, I finally saw you, I thought I couldn't find you, woo woo ......" He wanted to give Shen Han a big hug with an excited face, but was kicked to the ground by Shen Han, making him hold his stomach and scream for a long time.
Shen Han had already noticed that there were many people around him who had already turned their eyes on this side, and there were several reporters among them, which made him have a few more black lines on his forehead, if he let these people know that he was the so-called card person, I am afraid they would have to swallow themselves alive. He deliberately shouted angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? Can't you speak well? Believe it or not, I'll give you two feet? ”
When those people heard this, their faces were full of disappointment, and they thought that they could find that master, but they didn't expect that they were not, and they all secretly despised this young man, and they couldn't speak well, so that they could rejoice, if it weren't for the fact that this person was dressed unusually, I was afraid that they would have to beat him up and let him know why the flowers were so red.
The young man finally got up, and was about to speak, but who knew that Shen Han had already grabbed his ear and said in a low voice: "If you talk nonsense here again, I will cut off something on your body and let you practice the Sunflower Treasure Book"
The young man was suddenly frightened and hurriedly covered his crotch with his hands, and hurriedly smiled: "Brother, I said it wrong, my happy life for the rest of my life depends on it, but I must not lose it." When Zhang Ming, Kong Bing'er and Xing Guoguo heard this, their eyes widened and they were very idiots.
How can this person's virtue be exactly the same as Zhang Ming? It's just carved out of a mold.
Shen Han grabbed his hand, beckoned to the others, and quickly disappeared into the crowd.
The four of them came to a small restaurant nearby, Shen Han had just sat down, and the young man immediately put on an excited look: "Big brother, please take me as an apprentice, I will definitely serve you well, if you want money, I will give you money, if you want a car, I will give you a car, if you want a girl, I will give you a girl, anyway, your request is my request!" ”
He "poofed", knelt directly on the ground, and kowtowed repeatedly, no different from kowtow insects, causing the other guests in the hotel to look sideways, I don't know how they have such etiquette here, is it an ancient noble?
Shen Han frowned, picked up a glass of beer in front of him, took a sip lightly, glanced at the others, and then slowly asked, "How do you know it's me?" I'm not wearing a mask, and my clothes are different, so I can't be guessing, right? Get up and talk, I don't like to have someone kneeling in front of me! ”
"Oh, big brother!"
The young man hurriedly stood up, approached with a flattering face, and whispered, "When I was in the hall just now, I took advantage of your inattention to lightly click a red dot on your neck, and I found you with this red dot!" ”
He also felt that his method was indeed a bit despicable and a little shameful, so he smiled, and the muscles on his face almost twitched together.
Shen Han rolled his eyes, stretched out his hand to wipe it on his neck, and touched a place that was a little wet in the past, and when he looked at the palm of his hand, it turned out to be human blood, which made him almost burst out, give this bastard a blow. Aren't you afraid of disgusting yourself by smearing human blood on yourself? His angry face turned red, similar to the red-faced Guan Gong.
"Hehe, big brother, didn't I also want to be able to find you, you also know that there are very few people like you in our Huaxia, how could I let you slip away?"
The young man rubbed his two big hands a little shamelessly, and smiled.
Zhang Ming exclaimed again and again: "I'll just say that the boss is Ultraman, you didn't admit it just now, and now it's finally exposed, right?" ”
Although he heard Shen Han deny that he was the master just now, he felt that the person who could do such an earth-shattering thing really had no one else except his own boss, and now when he heard this young man say this, he was even more certain.
Kong Bing'er and Xing Guoguo also looked at Shen Han with a smile on their faces, as if they wanted to see through him.
Shen Han saw that his identity had been exposed, and it was useless to refute it, so he could only smile awkwardly: "I just want to make a joke with them and have a fun, who knows what they really think of me, hehe, I don't want to be caught by those reporters as guinea pigs, so I ......"
"Big brother, you finally admit it, woo... Take me as an apprentice! ”
The young man howled again.
Shen Han had a chill for a while, is this kid interested in men? Why do you come to this trick at every turn?
"Hey, boy, what's your name? If you want our boss to be your master, how can you say that you can be a master? How many should you give some greeting gifts? Anyway, if there are fewer gifts, my boss will definitely not take you as an apprentice. Zhang Ming said proudly on the side.
"Ah, master, my name is Situ Liang, I am from the Situ family, I have prepared two meeting gifts for the master, I hope the master can like it." The young man hurriedly said with joy on his face, "I have prepared a villa for the master in the western suburbs, covering an area of not too large, only 5,000 square meters, but it is a comfortable place to live, no one disturbs it, it has been fully decorated, and there are three brand-new sports cars, and there is a gift that I have collected ten stunning beauties from all over the world, I hope the master can laugh!" ”
"Ten beauties?"
Zhang Ming's saliva flowed when he heard it, and his eyes widened.
"Yes, two from the United Kingdom, one from West Asia, one from Oceania, one from the United States, one from India, one from Singapore, one from the island nation, one from South Korea, and one from Africa!"
Situ Liang hurriedly introduced them one by one.
"Obediently, you kid has a lot of skills, you can convene the United Nations!" Zhang Ming said with envy.
"Generally, I usually like to collect beauties, and there are several at home, but these ten are carefully selected by me, and they are guaranteed to be the best of the best, and they are all between fifteen and twenty-two years old, they are all extremely rare beauties, if the boss still likes what kind of beauties, you can sue me, I will definitely help you get it in two days."
Situ Liang hurriedly said as if flattering.
"Okay, okay, boss, this is a good deal, rub!"
Zhang Ming wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth, his eyes were full of little stars, these chicks from all over the world, are they too attractive? And there are so many beauties with so many characteristics, he just thought of this, but he felt a sharp pain coming from the surface of his feet, and it swept towards his brain, the pain made his face pale, and he screamed, "Ouch, who, who stepped on me......"
Kong Bing'er's cheeks were blue, her face was gloomy, and she said word by word: "What did you say?" ”
How can all these people be like this? At every turn, they are beauties with their mouths open and closed, chicks, they don't even take them in their eyes, if Shen Han really accepts ten beauties, then won't he have a little status of his own in the future? If you don't give them a little color, wouldn't you lose the face of the beauty?
Zhang Ming secretly blamed himself for getting carried away just now, forgetting that there were two chicks next to him, he hurriedly said haha: "What did I say?" I mean, this is a bad deal, how can you take someone else's little girl as a gift? I'm absolutely 100% against it, so we can't ask for your gift! ”
His last sentence was naturally said to Situ Liang, but his small eyes blinked vigorously, and only he knew what it meant.
"Oh? Ah, I was wrong, I didn't have that gift, hehe! ”
Situ Liang was extremely smart, and he hurriedly agreed.
Shen Han rolled his eyes, this Situ Liang and Zhang Ming really feel like they are in the same place, they are both beauties when they open their mouths and close their mouths, aren't they afraid that they will be crazy now, and they can only watch it in the future and can't use it? He shook his head slightly and said, "Situ Liang, right?" You just said that you want to worship me as a teacher, what do you want to learn? ”
"I'm going to learn your invulnerability!"
Situ Liang said with envy.
"Invulnerability?"
Shen Han was slightly stunned.
"Yes, it's the magic skills that those island people can't kill with guns, isn't it invulnerable?"
Situ Liang also explained to the other party so that the other party would not misunderstand.
"Oh, that's a fake, I'm wearing body armor, so I can't kill it!"
Shen Han replied shamelessly.
"Huh? Body armor? Then why did you suddenly glow just now? ”
Situ Liang's eyes widened and he said with a look of surprise.
"Oh, that's it, I'm carrying a flashlight, that's why it's light, it's all fooling those island people!"
Shen Han shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly.
"Isn't it? Wouldn't you really be invulnerable? ”
Situ Liang said with a disappointed face.
"Well, I really won't be for the time being!"
Shen Han said with some embarrassment.
"It's over, it's over, I thought I could learn the magic of invulnerability and win the game, this time it's really over, what should I do in the future, woo...... I don't have money to pick up girls, how can I live this life? I might as well be dead. ”
Situ Liang burst into tears when he landed, looking so sad.
Shen Han and Zhang Ming have never seen a man cry so sadly, although the other party is a little pretending to be garlic, but when they see a man who will shed tears so disregardingly, they can't say awkward in their hearts.
People are so disregarding their identities and crying shamelessly, how much do you want to be interesting on your side, right?
Shen Han pretended to cough dryly: "What kind of light is this, what kind of game is the game you just said?" How does it involve your future? Does this have anything to do with how much of your martial arts you have? Could it be that your family is a martial arts family? ”
Situ Liang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said in a low voice: "Boss, don't you know that our four major families in China have an unwritten rule since ancient times, that is, the martial artist is the first, the weak are the last, and there will be a martial arts competition every three years, our Situ family has a total of thirty children to participate in this competition this time, if anyone wins the first place, the reward is 50 million, and the second place is rewarded with 10 million yuan, so as to push it down, but if it is the last five, then the annual pocket money will be deducted 5 million, Then you say that this is not going to kill us, how will I pick up girls in the future? ”
He covered his face again and pretended to cry bitterly, causing many people around him to look at them with interest, I don't know what a big man like him is crying about, is he abandoned by his wife?
"This, how much pocket money do you have for a year?"
Zhang Ming asked with interest.
"Oh, only twenty million!"
Situ Ke replied in a low voice.
"Rub, 20 million, your Situ family is too rich, right?"
Zhang Ming's eyes widened, and his eyeballs almost fell out, but not only him, but even Shen Han, Kong Bing'er and Xing Guoguo were taken aback.
With so much pocket money a year, how much does he have to spend a year if he adds other expenses?
They are all rich masters, but they feel that compared to others, they are simply begging on the street called Hanako, their faces are hot, and they can't wait to find a crack to get into, this feeling is really unpleasant.
Zhang Ming couldn't help but ask curiously: "By the way, Situ Liang, what kind of business does your family have?" How is it possible to give you so much pocket money? My pocket money a year is not enough for more than one million, I still think I am very rich, but compared to you, I am now a poor ghost of his mother, rub, what kind of day is this? It's so unpleasant. ”
"Oh, I don't know what business my family does, it seems to have something to do with arms, it seems to have something to do with drugs, anyway, what to make money, what to do to make a big profit!"
Situ Liang said indifferently.
Several of them already had a few more black lines on their foreheads.
It turns out that the so-called four major families are the four **** families, and they are all doing things that are extremely risky and life-threatening, although they have also seen some **** things, but now compared with the Situ family, they are all playing at home, who has ever seen the **** can be mixed to give the children below 20 million pocket money a year? Who has ever seen a bastard **** who can be so stylish? They all secretly exclaimed, **** is really a promising career.
Shen Han swallowed hard, he originally thought that he had more than a billion dollars and was already a cow, but now compared to others, he is really nothing. He couldn't help but smile wryly: "By the way, Situ Liang, what did you just say about the four ancient families, in addition to your Situ family, which are the other three?" ”
"Oh, it's the Ximen family, the Dongfang family and the Nangong family!"
Situ Liang replied with a relaxed face.
"Are they like your family, smuggling arms and drugs? It seems that your four families are quite rich. ”
Kong Bing'er's eyes are full of a series of little stars, **** is so easy to go, then why don't you mix it up in the future, don't say anything else, 20 million pocket money a year, how many Ferrari sports cars are enough to buy yourself? But it seems that this is very dangerous, in case of being caught by the police, I'm afraid that my father won't be able to save himself, think about it, forget it, safety first.
"Oh, it's not, it is said that the Simon family has established a mercenary army in Africa, about 30,000 people, anyway, who gives money to help whom, who doesn't give money to kill whom, you know, there is nothing else in that part of Africa, but there are many wars, and there is no business."
Situ Liang said these things as easily as talking and chatting, without the slightest wave on his face.
The corners of Shen Han's mouths twitched desperately, while Xing Guoguo had stayed at home since he was a child, and after hearing these unused and unseen things, his eyes rolled and his heartbeat accelerated, and he almost fainted.
The world is horrible, horrible.
"Oh, but the commission is also so-so, it is said to be a gold mine, which produces about twenty tons of gold every year, and it can't get a few dollars, not like the Dongfang family, they have established a very good killer organization in the world, what is it called, Shura Dream Demon,