116 Helen's life story (10) Leda's beauty shamed Hera

"Do you have any other job than fishing?" Zeus was asking about the life of Tyndareos, so that he could prescribe the right medicine and give them crucial help.

"I used to practice a few times when I was at home, but now I can't do it, and I have to be busy supporting my family, that is, I mainly focus on fishing." Tyndareos thought he was talking to an ordinary old man, so he said that he had learned three hairs and four legs in his hometown for a while and said that he had practiced a few kung fu, which was purely dragonfly catching and kung fu.

Zeus couldn't help but open his mouth and smiled, "You took it out for a walk......"

Tyndareos heard that He Shang was at a loss for words. What is it called: Pull out for a walk? Where are you, old man, a priest? Tyndareos didn't understand at all, he just wondered: Are you asking me to do a few hard things in front of you? This is really a difficult problem, is it better to fight all the way, or to pull out the saplings first? It's better to pull out the sapling, so that you can appear strong.

So he pulled a stance, chose a sapling the size of a mother's finger, first pulled the horse away, and when he stretched his waist hard, the sapling would be uprooted.

The sapling was a little bigger, and Tyndareos was almost tired of. Zeus, on the other hand, laughed so hard that his pants wetted him, thinking to himself that you are not a waste, and claimed to have learned a few kung fu in his hometown.

But Tyndarios didn't think so, he thought that the crazy old man meant: Fuck, this afterlife is so powerful that he can even pull up a tree the size of his fingers, and he has never seen it!

Everyone is afraid that others don't know their depth, and Zeus is the same, he can't help but his kung fu is really too strong in front of this hairy boy. So Zeus approached a tree the size of a bowl, and with only one kick with his little foot, the tree was uprooted and took off far away.

Tyndareos was so frightened that he quickly knelt down and called his mother: "The immortals are on top, and the little ones are polite,......

Because Zeus couldn't teach Tyndares the magic skills, he didn't ask Tyndareos too much, just let him practice hard, and there was no shortcut.

The kitchen mother is a person with goods, and she has already guessed that the so-called mother's family in this state is definitely not ordinary, if it is ordinary, then there will be a mother's family to congratulate the basket will be so generous, in fact, it can't be taken out, gold, silver, silk and satin.

Everything in the world is like this, and the more you understand it, the more troublesome it becomes. You know the origin of this guest, you must treat it with your heart, and what kind of level you have to use your brain.

Who's to say it isn't? A man named Hanako stands in front of your house, and he will obediently walk by as you take out a bowl of porridge.

You have to look at the rich differently, the kitchen mother sent a lot of fools to buy food, although the poor have to exhaust the strength.

After such a long time, Hera's vinegar taste gradually got used to it, and she stared at Leda, admitting from the bottom of her heart that she was not as beautiful as Lida.

Hera, what a person, the queen of heaven! Zeus is the king of heaven, and Hera is Zeus's wife, the queen of heaven. If she admits that you are prettier than her, it is not a simple matter, you have to be called beautiful, and your beautiful fame must at least be monopolized, only in the first and not in the second.

After the so-called mother's family has eaten the "He Basket" wine, it is time to start naming the little turtle cubs.

The first boy to come out of the shell began to be named, and Hera preempted the first to name the first child born from the shell. She thought about it, how can she put one of her own words in it? It's a bit of a lesson to learn. Is it easy to remember at the end? Thinking of this, she coughed, and when inspiration came, she named it: Clytemnestra. Venus was the second to come and name a child who came out of the shell for the second time. She also thought of putting one of her own words in it, and she ate too much salt to her throat because her cook worked hard to make vegetables, so she simply named him: Kastor. Athena can't do it, this person is so tough and straight, and there is no scheming in the book. She listened to the names of the children chosen by the two people in front of her, and she didn't even make out the words in them. In fact, it is really wrong to say that there is no scheming, she has been floating on the sea since she was a child, and she is sensitive to waves, so she also thought of a word that she thought was good, that is, the word wave. So she named the child she held in her hand: Polydius.

Zeus finally got a sister, and the ghostly mother's family also engaged in a game of flowers, with women playing boys and men playing girls.

It's not just a joke, they all have a potential future, you know better than I do.

Zeus didn't hold the little baby girl all the time, he approached the bird's nest, and this was the only thing, even if he was ashamed, he would pick up the little guy again and name her.

Zeus was also a bitter child since he was a child, and although he was a son of the royal family, some prophets said that one of their sons would kill his father and seize the throne. So their father put all their boys on a desert island, the only way to die outside is the cliff behind him, Zeus is not afraid of death, in fact, he is not afraid of death, but to risk to escape from the cage, he jumped off the cliff, after wandering on the sea for a long time was picked up by an old man as a cub, and fell to the end of the world with the old man, so Zeus used both words and named them: Helen.

Okay, the names are all gone, and now it's time for the rankings.

"Leda, tell me which of them was the first to break out of their shells?" Zeus called Leda to the bird's nest and asked her to tell who the boss was, and so on.

Leda approached Hera, looked at the label on the child, and said, "Clytemnestra, the boss." Then he walked up to Venus and looked at the label on the child, saying, "Castor, it's the second." Then he walked up to Athena and looked at the label on the child's body and said, "Polydius, the third." Finally approaching Zeus, Zeus is a groping pig's hand (is this another crossing?). He reached out to hold Leda's chin and smiled savagely.

What can Leda do, people are family, and they don't care where to go, isn't it just a chin that makes it, although Leda doesn't know Zeus, maybe it's really her maiden uncle, because her maiden family is also a big family, although she is not the patriarch, Lida thought to herself.

Although Leda blushed a little, she still looked at the sign of the baby that Zeus was holding in her hand and said, "Helen, she is the last to come out of the shell." ”

Well, this can be regarded as the mother's family "congratulations" to Leda for giving birth to a child.

When these four mothers left, they were all pregnant with ghost fetuses, and they all buried the extra money they brought behind their backs in different places, which were all golden guys, small in size and many in price, and the price was large. And they all installed regular money withdrawal guides on the children they had held, and as long as they grew to a certain extent, they would know where the gold was buried. Just like (letter) maturity, when you reach a certain age, there will be places where hair grows?

Because the gods are so old, a few hundred years old is still a few short dogs. So they all made a fake behind their backs, the so-called fake is to leave money so that they can live a decent life when they grow up, have a healthy body, and take them to Hi Xia Zi when they have the opportunity in the future, in the new term, it is the so-called sister and brother love. This is the all-encompassing mindset of man and God.

You don't cover your face with two fingers, and so do you if you're a god too.

Zeus disguised his maternal uncle to "congratulate the basket" for his little three, but he was busy with the little land, feeding the horse and washing the car, as a local god of the gods, he was tired to death, that is, an ant, how dare he have half a word?

After walking a little way, they came to the temple of the land at the foot of a small hill. Hera was first so angry that she threw the tattered clothes she was wearing at the foot of the mountain, and swore that "if you go to the countryside in the future, and pretend to be a country woman, you will be a dog yesterday!" ”

Of course, the most angry thing is that she Hera, who is not young herself, and she also pretends to be a country woman, which is even older, and she is ashamed of herself in front of Leda.

Strange ghost, who wants you to have no eyes, thinking that women in the countryside are all a bag of, then you know that you are 10,000 times stronger than yourself and beautiful.

Hera's angry appearance frightened the land lord into weakness, thinking that he had angered the queen by missing the distance. Zeus was riding in a carriage with Hera, and Hera, seeing that Zeus was stealing pleasure, reached out and pinched Zeus's thigh so hard that Zeus burst into tears.

Is there a way? The ghost wants you to promise Hera at that time that "three chapters of the covenant", the most poisonous chapter is to use scissors, if you catch Zeus in front of you and have an affair with her and other women, you will use scissors to cut off these two or three inches. Pinching your thigh is equivalent to detaining your king Zeus for a few days, isn't it just because you are the king of heaven if you commit such a crime, but if you are someone else, you will really be punished with scissors.

Athena and Venus sat in a carriage, and the little gods who followed the path had long since disappeared, and they certainly wouldn't run home all at once, they had to play on the way back. There are also nightclubs and other things, all in all, they look young and fashionable. (Crossing again, dog yesterday, is it fun?) No, it's borrowed. ）

Lida, I've been looking at the path for a long time, she's crying, Lida is crying! What a wonderful mother-in-law uncle and aunt, who were so poor in their own families, and who were all dressed in tatters, came to congratulate themselves with baskets and give them such valuable gifts.

Cicada B, you know, they are all high-level immortals, and the gold and silver bracelets sent by the congratulatory baskets are all wronged by them in the name of the local gods.

The king of the sea sells the sea, and the father-in-law sells the land, are these all small for Zeus's share? Definitely. And Hera and their sisters, who all have their own companies behind their backs.