"Helius, let me ask you, why did you stop the sun chariot when it was walking a foot high? What are you doing here? Please elaborate. Bao Zheng said that if the bad elements are regarded as, and no one wants to care about this idle matter, then Bao Zheng is the reincarnation of a dog, specifically to eat.

Of course, the other gods have long thought of it, almost all of them are high-ranking gods, almost all of them are their own family, who can open this mouth if they want to fight and kill, so don't they specially invite you Bao Zheng to be their executioner?

"My lord, on this day, as usual, I drove the sun out of the sea level from the depths of the East China Sea, and then slowly rose from the sea. Seeing that the sky was cloudless, my heart began to sing with refreshment, maybe the human spirit was too full, so I could make this ghostly thing.

Just as the sun was rising at a height of a zhang, a ray of oblique light shone into a gate courtyard, and two women stood in it. If you want to be more detailed, it is a little girl and a big woman, to say that they have no clothes and make me have evil thoughts, I can't stand it, poor people have no clothes to wear every day, then can I be derelict in my duty every day? Of course not.

The reason is that these two women are wearing makeup, and they are suddenly much more beautiful than every day, because of her super high degree of beauty, I can't control my nature for a while, just like a super tall truck touching a high-voltage line in the sky, is there a problem with driving or is the high-voltage line too short? Please Bao Zheng and judge ...... fairly," Heshuus explained the previous part of the day's dereliction of duty, and began to make a temporary pause, allowing Bao Zheng to continue to ask questions that might be asked.

"Then let me ask you again, did you ever see a woman with makeup before this dereliction of duty?" Bao Zheng continued to ask Helius, this is a delicate matter to the severity of the case.

"It's never been before, it's so beautiful to kill a cat." After Helius finished speaking, he raised his head to look at God and Bao Zheng and the others, as if he had found a good reason, and pushed all the blame on the woman.

"What does it mean to kill a cat beautifully?" Bao Zheng asked.

Hearing Bao Zheng ask such a question, the entire court hall began to laugh again, because they all knew what it was, and the meaning was definitely that a beautiful woman killed a man. As for saying that beauty kills cats, that may be another story.

Seeing that everyone was laughing, Helius also laughed to show his feeling of being in the group, and also secretly begged for tolerance. Helius laughed as well as giving himself a buffer. Because he can't find a good filler word in a hurry at this time, it's like an online QQ conversation, first type out two words hehe to deal with it, and then change it when he comes up with a good word.

"Helius, please be serious. Put away your hippie smiley face first, and when this case is done, we will have time to have enough hippie smiles. Can you make your pretty dead cat clear? "God is going in with a little more seriousness as the director of this case.

When the sun god Helius heard God speak, he first stole a look at God with a thief's eye, and found that God did not open his own eyes, which can prove that this matter is not too strict, God is just a routine, because there is shit on the ass, no one dares to be too strict with anyone. The thing is also, who deserves to be a great god if it is not a matter of sticking to relatives?

"About the pretty killing cat. It's from an old story. It says that an old man contracted to raise a large pond of fish, and put a sign on the side of the fish pond, which read: Whoever dares to eat the fish in this pond will take his life.

The old man deliberately took the opportunity to find cats to eat, and cats are all smart people, who will put their lives on the line in order to eat the fish in this pond, they all go far away to eat in the pond in other places, anyway, they are all fish, and they are not fishy anywhere.

The old man saw that he was about to be starved to death by the clever cats, because he could not find a reason to catch the cats for food. The old man sat by the pond all day and said to the fish, "Fish, fish, I am dying of starvation by those clever cats." You don't want to do something? When I starve to death, who will take care of the fish in your pond?

I'll make a bad idea with you, that all the fish in your pond will draw lots, and from one, two, three, every five days, jump up a fish for the cats to eat. Then I beat the cat to death, saying that it had eaten my fish, and that was the reason to make it my meal. This is also to maintain ecological balance, and there is no distinction between good and evil.

The fish listened to the old man's words and thought it was a good idea, so they did it. The fish is raw and the cat can't finish it. Cats give birth to cats, people eat cats endlessly. ......," said Helius, the sun god. Of course, this story was made up by him temporarily, and no stupid B would not be able to hear it, but this is undoubtedly a lifesaver, because he said an ancient story, which can be called death without proof.

The first to laugh was God, and then Zeus, the king of heaven, also laughed. The queen mother is afraid that she will not be able to pass the princess, if these two men are crazy, she will have to follow, at least to cover up her ugliness, just like the emperor wearing new clothes, you can't say no! If it is out of the need to be happy, then it is even more certain to keep up, otherwise people will say: What kind of ghost is your mother pretending to be serious, you are smart, and everyone else is giggling? Out of this understanding, the Queen Mother also laughed, and it really smelled of pretending to be crazy.

Hera also felt that something was wrong, her official position was one or two levels lower than that, how could she not laugh? So she just let the storm come more violently, and she rolled on her laugh like she drank wine, and gave up her life to accompany God and her mother.

What to do if God is crazy? What to do? I ask you. Is there anything else that God can do when he's crazy? The only way is for everyone to go crazy. There is God to turn things around for you, madness is normal, and if you are not crazy, you are dead.

Due to the pressure of the situation, the entire trial hall suddenly became a carnival. Only Bao Zheng and Zhan Zhao and Hua Tuo are all inexplicably watching the development of the situation to see what the outcome will be?

One of them came up with a clever plan, she released a smoky fart that choked everyone present and closed their eyes. Suddenly it turned from a wild laugh to a stinking cough.

"My **, who is the bullshit that made the hall full of smoke and miasma, I am breaking the fast with you?" God is squinting and talking nonsense again.

After the miasma and stench slowly dissipated, the entire hall looked like they had just crawled out of the ghost cave, because they all laughed and burst into tears, and then wiped it with their hands, which caused the ashes on the ground to stick to their hands, and then wiped their eyes and touched their faces with their hands. Definitely.

The reason for this is that Bao Zheng saw it very clearly, it was Eris's stinky fart, and she also took the opportunity to carry Helius away. Eris thought so beautifully, she thought of the sun god Helius who was going to die anyway, and he would definitely be grateful and virtuous if he saved him, and then he followed him honestly, although he was extremely ugly, you might as well die as a living.

"God, Helius, the sun god, is gone, and Eris. Except for the two of them, everyone else was there. "Zeus, the king of heaven, reported the situation to God.

"It's so beautiful to think about it. Then again, if the sun god Helius had indeed committed a capital crime, and let him use the capital crime to offset his own beautiful man, then Eris would be worthy of him as an authentic man and a talented woman. How about Bao Zhengbao, Lord Bao, take a look at this? God is giving Bao Zheng a difficult problem, because God does not dare to assert it rashly because of the complexity of the relationship.

"Back to God, I Bao Zheng still don't know much about the inside story, so I will make a decision after I understand the situation." Bao Zheng said to God that Bao Zheng really didn't understand the situation, and there must be a lot of implications, Bao Zheng thought.

"Can you talk about the dereliction of duty of the sun god Helius today, is it a capital crime, and say it for everyone to hear, if it is not a capital crime?" Zeus, the king of heaven, interjected again.

At this time, Hera could no longer sit still, and she came up with the idea that there was a way to let the sun god go and marry the ugly girl of Eris as his wife to offset his capital crime. There are reasons why Hera thinks so, first, Eris is the daughter of Zeus, the king of heaven, and Hera is the stepmother, so if the sun god is still a beautiful man, then in the inner world of the two women, they both want to get the love rival of the beautiful man.

Then, since it is a rival in love, it is necessary to look at the problem with the thinking of a rival in love, to take the initiative, not to succeed in the rival, expose its conspiracy, or unscrupulously obstruct it.

"Lord Bao Zhengbao, please don't casually talk about the result of the guilt, there may be someone in this who is playing tricks. Eris is the daughter of Zeus, the king of heaven, not born to me, I am her stepmother, don't blame me. They are a family, and they want to marry a woman who no one wants, a woman who is extremely ugly, to a beautiful man, and the immortal dies this cicada B. I can't help it, to be honest, how many beautiful men can there be in the world? Why should she let an ugly girl pick up this cheap? I said I want it, or I will cast lots, and maybe I will have this blessing too. Hera shelled the headquarters and spoke bluntly from the heart of a real woman.

Zeus, the king of heaven, heard Hera say such a shameless, ridiculous and unreserved inner world of human nature, and only thought in his heart that this was a matter of common sense. Yes, if it falls on the ordinary people, this can only be said in the heart, and when it is said outside the heart, it is a crazy woman or a madman. But who was Hera? If you treat the universe as a country, Hera is the wife of the governor of country X.

"Hera, you are unreasonable, you said such things before I died, why are you so shameless? In front of so many people, how embarrassing do you make me? "Zeus, the king of heaven, was almost so angry that he wanted to cry, he didn't dare, he wouldn't, let alone in front of God, and they were sisters and brothers. (To be continued.) )