Jianghai is the city with the highest accident mortality rate in China. To survive in such a city, you definitely need to know the common sense mentioned below.

1. Children under the age of ten should not linger too much on sparsely populated streets, especially at night.

Reason: There has always been a legend in Jianghai that bad guys will take children, brainwash them and train them to be killers. (Section 1: Back in Time)

2. Don't just go to summer camp, especially a camping camp in the mountains.

Reason: Bank robbers often like to take refuge in the mountains and forests. If you're not careful, you'll become a hostage. (7th Summer Camp)

3. Don't flood love when you meet a little beggar on the street, especially if the little beggar is a mixed-race little girl.

Why: You may offend the American mafia, the Japanese killer organization, and the Chinese underworld. (Section 20: Heidi)

4. Don't go to the game room. Go don't play The King of Fighters. Play The King of Fighters without letting people see that you are good at playing.

Reason: The games room is covered by people. Don't win the game, lose your life. You might be hung up and beaten by a gangster boss. (Section 30 Video Games)

5. Don't go to Sacred Heart College. When you enter, don't fight with others casually.

Reason: Sacred Heart College has one of the highest accident fatalities. Students who still have nostalgia for this world should not enter casually. The specific reasons are later. As for why you don't just fight people in the ring, because there are some very shameless bad guys who will spit in your face and even attack your crotch in the ring...... (Section 57 Adjustment Competition)

6. Don't hang out at night in an abandoned machine shop near the sea. Although normal people generally don't do this......

Reason: The abandoned factory by the sea is the ideal place for bad people to catch fire. It's too unjust to be injured by mistake. (71st Endgame)

7. Don't go on those luxury cruises. Insecurity.

Reason: Haven't you heard about the tragedy of the Star Dream? Places where the rich are most likely to attract thieves. Even recruited mercenaries and Japanese psychopathic killers. (Section 76 Embarkation)

8. Don't play basketball in Sacred Heart Academy.

Reason: Some people say it's life-threatening too? Friends, the face of the Chinese is sometimes more important than life. I heard that there is a basketball pervert master at Sacred Heart Academy. Playing with him under the watchful eye of your favorite MM will lose miserably, and you will lose face, and then you may not be able to think about it for a while...... (103rd Quarter Stadium)

9. Don't soak MM in Nordic fantasy by singing love songs.

Reason: Same reason as the previous one. (Section 113: Beyond the Times)

10. To study at Sacred Heart College, you need to familiarize yourself with all the escape routes.

Reason: Noble schools are prone to kidnappers and even psychopathic killers. We went to school to learn knowledge, not to attend the Scarlet Carnival. (Section 208 Scarlet Carnival)

11. When going to the Furuzono Hotel for dinner, do not use the restroom near the Grand Banquet Hall.

Reason: There were a few Thais who were badly flattened there. Sometimes bad guys talk about confidential things like to be in the bathroom. I guess those poor Thais just accidentally heard something they shouldn't have heard. (Section 290: A Cat and a Dog)

12. Don't practice Muay Thai in the fitness hall on the first floor of the Homeland Hotel.

Reason: I heard that it will cause dissatisfaction among people in the Chinese martial arts community. Not long ago, a Muay Thai master was deposed by an unknown beauty because of this. (Section 312 Destruction)

13. Don't go camping in the mountains. A lot of people doesn't necessarily mean it's safe

Reason: This has been said a long time ago, it is nothing to meet kidnappers, I am afraid that there will be perverts who use knives and guns. It's dangerous. (Some chapters of Jia Ming camping)

14. Stay away from buildings with giant billboards. Supermarkets and even wet markets in the city center are not so safe.

Reason: Jiang Hai has a lot of metamorphoses. People often use grenades and bazookas to chase and kill people in downtown areas. If you don't buy a grocery product, you will be injured by mistake. Therefore, Jianghai citizens generally buy food for a week at a time. It's okay to try not to go to the vegetable market, supermarket or anything like that. Jianghai's white-collar workers are also significantly better than their counterparts in other cities in China. Because they organize training every week on how to quickly escape from dozens of storey buildings. (Section 408: The Bloodstained City)

15. If you are unfortunate enough to enter the number of Jianghai, do not participate in group fights casually.

Reason: After reading the above information, you should have understood that Jiang Hai has a lot of perverts. A lot of perverts have the ability to be a hundred. Be careful of being flattened~~ (Section 431: The Past of Wuheling)

16. Don't go to the New Town Stadium to attend a concert.

Reason: There are too many crazy people in Jianghai. Killers are like clouds, and perverts are like forests. If you don't get it, some people want to do it at the concert. (Still under development)

17. Don't just go to bars, nightclubs, etc.

Reason: Some people use the phrase "life begins after 10 o'clock to describe the importance of nightclubs in modern life". But friends, in Jianghai, I advise you to give up this idea. In Jianghai's nightclubs, the frequency of smashing, group beatings, shootouts and other phenomena is particularly high. For the safety of your life, please stay away from the bars in the river and sea! (Described in many chapters)

The above 17 pieces of advice are just a basic knowledge. If you want to see tomorrow's sun in Jianghai, it is not enough to master these things. You need to gain experience. Jianghai is really a terrifying city. Anywhere in the city, a fire can break out at any time. It's really hard to survive here. The best way is to leave Jianghai. China is so big, there are many places we can go!

If you want to leave Jianghai and choose another city, please be careful! Be cautious to avoid the other two cities. They are Yujiang City and the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region.

WHY？

Yujiang City's specialty sugar fried chestnuts are famous. However, it is better not to buy it at a stall in front of the bank. I heard that there are fried chestnuts with sugar in the nearby bank and it is easy to find thieves. If you are injured by mistake, you can't row it (pick up your own Ming's Yujiang adventure.) The police flower is back. ）

Is Hong Kong a safe city? It's hard to say. There are too many gangsters there. It's hard to say that there's a place that is absolutely safe. So it's best not to provoke them. (Excerpt from his trip to Hong Kong.) Fang MM returns)

You may wonder why China is so dangerous. Why don't I settle abroad? Whether you want to settle abroad, or you simply want to travel abroad, I suggest you take a look at the latest "2009 Safety Instructions for Chinese Citizens Traveling Abroad" released by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China. Due to space limitations, I will pick up a few popular countries for your reference.

1. United States

The United States is a beautiful country. But you'd better not go to New York because it's known as the river of America. Especially in the Manhattan borough of New York. The streets there can be a fire at any time. And once in winter, when the sky is snowing, there is often a beautiful woman in white holding two miniature submachine guns shooting in the street. Even hospitals are not safe! There have been terrorists who have carried missiles to bomb hospitals. (Picking his own Ming's expedition, XE's banana pushed Mr. Yahan here)

2. France

Paris, France, is known as the romantic capital. But don't be fooled by its name. Because it is also known as the three major horror and death cities in the world along with China's rivers and seas and New York in the United States. Try your hand at night in a remote neighborhood where there are a lot of gangsters. Bloodshed can occur at any time. (An excerpt from his trip to Paris.) There is an orgasm! The scariest trio ever! But now it seems that this most important word can be removed. ）

3. Japan

Japan is still basically a relatively safe country. Tokyo's accident mortality rate is also not very high. Chinese visitors just need to be careful not to visit the Meizo Kendo Museum in Ueno and the Japanese-style private villas in the suburbs. (An excerpt from his trip to Japan.) Jiaming travels the world. The biggest dragon set here is hung up. ）