Chapter 1414: Here comes a female roast duck
"I said Kong Lao, you were testing Xiao Zheng's talent just now?" Ye Zhixin said.
"Lao Yu has long heard that Xiao Zheng is quick to think, and he exports into poems, and Cao Zijian, a genius of the Three Kingdoms who does not lose seven steps to become a poem, has to see it now, and it really deserves its name......"
"Oh, Kong Lao is far away in Jinghua, the kid lives in Jibei, and the kid has just returned to China, how could Kong Lao have heard of it?" Zhang Zheng asked.
"Xiao Zheng can have a relationship with the old gentleman of the Zangke family?" Kong Yuan asked.
"What Kong Lao said is true. On the 10th of this month, when the boy first arrived in Beijing, the little sister Zou Shiqing invited me to taste the world's first delicacy roast duck in Juquande. Zhang Zheng introduced.
"Don't hide it from Xiao Zheng, I learned about your situation from these two old friends. Later, I also went to the Qianmen Roast Duck Restaurant to enjoy your two poems and calligraphy works. ”
"Haha! Two small poems of less than 100 words are also worth a trip for Kong Lao? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"Of course it's worth it. The furnace is big, and there are many mysteries in the kitchen. In just two sentences, the long history and exquisite craftsmanship of the traditional cuisine of roast duck are accurately presented, which is really wonderful. Crisp and tender can confuse the immortals, fresh and fragrant can be greedy Buddha, only use the words "crispy" and "fresh" to reveal the characteristics and characteristics of the roast duck, which is really exquisite. A word of 'confusion' and a word of 'gluttony' push the whole poem to a higher level. The tide made me seem to see a group of Buddhas and immortals, facing the tempting roast duck, saliva flowing 3,000 feet spectacular scene. Kong Yuan said.
"Haha! When I say Kong Lao, I am exaggerating. This little poem is just a work for the occasion, not as good as you say. Zhang Zheng said modestly.
"Xiao Zhang, don't be modest."
"I said Shiqing, you were not familiar with your brother Zhang at that time, how could you think of inviting him to eat roast duck?" Wu Qianqian asked.
"Sister Wu, didn't Brother Zhang report this matter to you?" Zou Shiqing asked.
"No. We only found out about the roast duck together? ”
"That's right. On the 10th, shortly after the plane took off from Dubai, I pushed the food cart to deliver drinks to the guests. In the first class, when I saw Brother Zhang, I asked him what he wanted? Suppose he said that? Zou Shiqing asked.
"He must have said this: Let's have a roast duck." Liang Li said.
"Ahh Sister Liang, how did you know? Brother Zhang must have told you, right? Zou Shiqing was surprised.
"Stinky girl, do you still need him to tell me? Let me tell you, almost everyone at this table knows it. Liang Li said with a smile.
"Why?"
"I said Shiqing, are you stupid? Sister Wu's question to you is about him eating roast duck, and of course he will answer you like this. Liang Li explained.
"Oh, I see. However, you only answered the first half of the sentence correctly, what Brother Zhang said in the second half of the sentence, can you guess? Zou Shiqing asked.
"He must have said something like: Come and be big. Sister Shiqing, am I right? Yu Li said.
"Yu Li, why do you guess that?"
"Because I know that Brother Zhang's biggest hobbies are two......"
"Which two?"
"One is a beauty, and the other is roast duck. He has lived abroad all the year round and has never eaten Chinese roast duck, so since he has this opportunity, of course he will come to the big one. Yu Li explained.
"Although what you said has some truth, it is a wrong guess, Brother Zhang didn't say that." Shiqing Road.
"Since Brother Zhang didn't want to be big, then he must have said this: Come to a mother!" Luo Min interjected.
"Poof!" After listening to Luo Min's words, everyone almost squirted out the food in their mouths again. Luo Min's question is too bizarre.
"Haha! I said Xiaomin, you're really a no-brainer, did you ask that? Liang Li said with a smile.
"Why can't you ask that?"
"Stinky girl, when you go to the roast duck shop to order roast duck, do you still give people a father-in-law? Besides, why doesn't Brother Zhang eat male ducks, instead of female ducks? Liang Li said with a smile.
"Doesn't Brother Zhang like beauties and roast duck the most?" Luo Min said.
"That's right, Brother Zhang has these two hobbies, but does this have anything to do with the mother duck?"
"Since Brother Zhang likes beautiful women the most, of course he will also love Wu and Wu like beautiful female ducks." Luo Min said.
"Poof!" This time, quite a few people really squirted.
"Hey! I said stinky girl, let's die if we don't talk nonsense? Brother Zhang: Is it the same thing that I like beautiful women and like female ducks? Besides, is this what you mean by this love house and Wu? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Zhang Zheng said dissatisfied.
"Brother Zhang, that's not what you mean, what does that mean?" Luo Min asked.
"Love the house and the crow, the original meaning is that because you love a house, you also like the crow on the roof. It is used as a metaphor for loving a person and also loving the person or thing related to him or her. Stinky girl, do you understand? Zhang Zheng explained.