Chapter 41: Don't Do It More Than Three Times!
"Ha, Brother Xiao is you, what a coincidence!" Chen Chufan snorted.
"yes, what a coincidence!" Brother Xiao replied with a wicked smile.
"The weather is fine today, too!" Chen Chufan continued to talk nonsense.
"Yes, it's not bad!" Brother Xiao nodded and agreed with Chen Chufan's analysis.
"The moon is quite round, too!" Chen Chufan continued.
"Well, it's round!" Brother Xiao also continued to agree.
"I said you two are boring, now at the beginning of the month, you find me a full moon for me to come out and see?" Xiaomei on the side couldn't help it anymore and spoke on the side.
Chen Chufan subconsciously looked up, and the crooked Shangxuanyue was innocently hanging in the sky, as if he was helpless because the stupid people on the ground could even mistake its shape.
"Hehe, sister-in-law, uh, sister-in-law is so funny!" Under the visit of the girl in front of him, Chen Chufan even felt that his body was already covered with cold sweat.
"I'm not so funny that I don't need your comment, but you're funny! You can even get the shape of the moon in the sky wrong! Xiaomei teased, her eyes kept rolling on Chen Chufan, as if she was exploring what was so special about this boy.
"Hehe, Brother Xiao, you and your sister-in-law must have something to say, so I won't bother you. I'll go back first. Chen Chufan really couldn't stay here anymore, he didn't even know how he was suddenly so impulsive, so he kissed Han Xiaoxi at the door of the girl's dormitory, and even if he kissed, he was still being caught.
"What's the matter, eat clean, wipe your mouth and get ready to run! Hey, it's a pity that our Xiaoxi still kissed for the first time, and it was taken away like this. Xiaomei seemed to like to see Chen Chufan's embarrassed appearance, and she actually said clearly.
"Ah, heh, this is pretty cool tonight!" Chen Chufan could only talk about him left and right. He's changed a lot now. can still say two sentences, but in the past, he may not even be able to speak, and he just ran away.
"Okay Xiaomei, you can go up first, I'll talk to Brother Chen for a while and I'll go back in the day." Brother Xiao finally couldn't stand it anymore, and spoke out to help Chen Chufan relieve the siege.
"I'll spare you today, but you got the two beauties in our bedroom, it's not embarrassing to be too sorry for people, our old Xiao caught up with me, but please eat in the whole bedroom, you look at it!" Seeing that Brother Xiao spoke, Xiaomei was no longer teasing Chen Chufan, but she turned to blackmail.
"No problem, no problem, when you are free, I'll invite you together!" Chen Chufan hurriedly replied, at this time, he really didn't dare to think about his wallet, he just hoped to send the girl in front of him away quickly.
"Okay, I'll go back and let you know! When the date is confirmed, let your family Xiaoxi inform you! After saying that, Xiaomei simply turned around and walked towards the bedroom.
"Brother, you cow, you are too good. Yesterday it was Ye Siying, today it is Han Xiaoxi, and sure enough, one generation is stronger than the next! With you at school, I can eat braised beef brisket in the cafeteria with confidence! "It seems that Brother Xiao really likes the dish of braised beef brisket, as long as the word beef is mentioned, you have to bring this dish.
"Brother Xiao, don't make fun of me. It's not early today, so let's go back to the dormitory early! Chen Chufan was in a state of confusion at this time, and he really didn't have the heart to talk to Xiao Can here.
"Well, presumably my brother is also in a hurry to go back to the dormitory to go to bed and reminisce, I won't bother you, but take it easy! Don't do it more than three times a night, or you'll hurt yourself! Before Brother Xiao was ready to leave, he educated Chen Chufan in the tone of his seniors.
"What, not more than three times?" Chen Chufan was obviously a little sluggish, his head didn't turn around, and he asked suspiciously.
"Why is King Kong running to the top of the building?" Brother Xiao asked with a serious face.
"Jerk off!" Chen Chufan replied inexplicably.
"Well, that's right! I'm leaving! After speaking, Brother Xiao showed Chen Chufan his ambiguous smile again, and then resolutely turned around and left, without explaining anything in his head, nor giving Chen Chufan a chance to say anything more.
Although Chen Chufan was a little dull at the moment, he was not dull enough to be brain-dead, of course he understood what Brother Xiao meant, he wanted to explain that he didn't go back to the bedroom to jerk off, but unfortunately Brother Xiao had already gone away. Chen Chufan could only smile self-deprecatingly, and then walked towards the bedroom sleepwalking, still reminiscing about the sweetness of the kiss just now.
Pushing open the door of the dormitory, Yang Tao was holding a stack of manuscript paper and reading it on the phone, seemingly reading a review to his family leader. On the other hand, Meng Wei didn't even study the chess game, he lay on the bed and listened to Yang Tao's tirade with relish, Xiaopang was even more exaggerated, and sat next to Yang Tao on a stool, still holding a pen and paper in his hand, constantly recording something.
When Chen Chufan walked in the door, Yang Tao only glanced up at him, then ignored him, and continued to read: "Therefore, I must abandon all the old concepts, old ideas, and old theories that are rotten, dirty, and dross, and all the old concepts that are no longer suitable for the normal and standardized development of society, and re-establish new ideas and concepts that conform to the trend of history and the people's hearts." Not only that, but I also want to study deeply, and firmly support the theories of all feminists, and do my best to carry them forward with my life."
Chen Chufan sat on his bench in a trance, and also joined the ranks of listening to Yang Tao's review. It's a pity that he came back a little late, and after listening to it for a while, Yang Tao has already begun to finish.
"Finally, I would like to thank Chenguang Pen for providing me with the tools to write this article, thank the school for providing me with the phone call that allowed me to feedback my review to the leadership in a timely manner, and finally thank my leader for giving me an opportunity to sort out my wrong outlook on life, worldview and values, so that I can carry out a profound self-criticism in a timely manner, and forge ahead towards the right path of life. Reviewer, Yang Tao. Finally finished reading, Yang Tao let out a sigh of relief, which shows that it is also very tiring to read a 3,000-word article without stopping.
"Okay, okay! Then the leader, you can rest first, the time is almost up! Good night! I don't know what was said on the other end of the phone, Yang Tao responded flatteringly.
"Brother Tao, you are my idol, you are so talented!" As soon as Yang Tao hung up the phone, the little fat on the side said with a look of adoration.
"Okay, okay, hurry up and go to bed, which of our dormitories is not your idol! I don't feel a sense of accomplishment at all when you say that! Yang Tao waved his hand impatiently.
"Oh!" Chubby was a little aggrieved, but he still climbed into bed very obediently.
"What's it like to date a little girl?" Finally free, Yang Tao immediately asked. Today, Han Xiaoxi called Yang Tao first, and of course he knew that Chen Chufan was going on a date with Han Xiaoxi.
"It's good, it's good!" Chen Chufan is still a little distracted.
"Third child, your state is a little wrong! Something didn't happen on your first date, did it? Yang Tao's sense of this aspect is simply too keen.
"What are you talking about, what can happen on our first date!" Chen Chufan hurriedly shook his hand and explained, but his suddenly flushed face betrayed his true thoughts.
"Let's kiss!" Yang Tao ignored Chen Chufan's defense, and suddenly said, almost jumping up from the chair in shock. Could it be that when he kissed Han Xiaoxi, Yang Tao also saw it next to him? But shouldn't he have reviewed Li Cannian in the bedroom at that time?
"No, no! What are you talking nonsense! Chen Chufan denied in a panic.
"When you cultivate the city government to the point where I don't feel shocked, you're lying, what are you still hiding, even the boss can find out that something is wrong with you, and you still want to lie to me!" Yang Tao said disdainfully.
"Huh?" Chen Chufan subconsciously looked at Meng Wei lying on the bed, Meng Wei was staring at him sideways, and when his eyes met, the boss Meng Wei said simply: "Recruit it!" ”
"I really don't!" Chen Chufan refused to admit it.
"Well, no, right! So what's the deal with the lipstick on your lips? Not to mention that you still have the habit of wearing lipstick when you go out? Yo, it's still a cute pink. Are you trying to pretend to be innocent and cute? Yang Tao mocked mercilessly.
"Ahh Chen Chufan was shocked, and quickly wiped his mouth with his hand, and sure enough, a pink mark appeared on the back of his palm. This discovery made Chen Chufan speechless.
"Beasts! Third, why didn't I discover your beastly nature before? You're hiding deeply, you're hiding so deeply! This is the first official date, and I gnawed the little girl, how did you get out of your mouth! Yang Tao shook his head and commented, with an expression that he finally saw through you.
"I haven't washed my feet yet, I'm going to wash and sleep!" Chen Chufan didn't fight back, and fled directly.
"Hmph, did you run? If you don't explain it honestly today, don't want to sleep! Yang Tao shouted after Chen Chufan.