Chapter 288: Meet the Stick Again
"Senior, boss, big brother, you are too good, can you take me as an apprentice? I can pay for your tuition! ”
Zhang Ming immediately ran towards the two of them with an eager face, and followed behind them.
"You?"
The first old man in a white coat turned his head, with a strange smile on his face, just when Zhang Ming had not reacted, his back had been lifted and thrown indiscriminately, and his whole person was like a cannonball, flying towards the corridor, just as the door of a ward opened, and a fat woman in her thirties came out of it, only to hear a "bang", and the two people slammed into each other, making a burst of screams.
"Ah, husband, help, someone is insulting me!"
When the fat woman saw the little fat man's two groping pig hands on her body, she immediately screamed like a pig.
"What? Someone dares to insult my wife and take his life! A man in his thirties came out of the ward on crutches, and when he saw that Zhang Mingsheng was still leaning on his wife, he immediately waved his crutches angrily and hit him several times.
"Ouch, Mom, help......" Zhang Ming jumped three feet high, and ran towards Shen Han's side.
Shen Han and a group of them all stared wide-eyed, and for a long time, burst into laughter.
"If you don't save you when you die, I despise you!"
Zhang Ming gestured to them and gave them his middle finger.
"Wow, Xue Shuo, it seems that the effect is really good, you can really get back on your feet!"
Accompanied by Shen Han's exclamation, Lin Xueshuo took two calves with difficulty and took the first step after he was hospitalized, although it was the same as a child's toddler, but it brought her great shock and joy.
I was finally able to walk again.
This is undoubtedly a great encouragement and motivation for Lin Xueshuo, who has a strong personality and can't be idle, which made her burst into tears, almost crying, hearing Shen Han's exclamation, a smug smile appeared on her white jade-like little face.
"Tut, rub, I didn't expect those two old men to really have two brushes, and after a few strokes, the little sister-in-law could recover." Zhang Ming laughed on the side, but how awkward this sentence sounded, as if the two old men in white coats were blind cats and dead rats, and there was no technical content in it. It turned out that he was still blaming the two old men for not teaching him a little martial arts, and in front of so many people, he threw him into a dog and ate.
"You, you ......" Although Situ Ruixue has become much quieter in the past two days, it does not mean that she has stopped talking about this kind of thing. The miracle doctor that he and Nangong Wei finally found, how could they look like charlatans in the eyes of this little fat man?
"The two old-timers are real masters of Chinese medicine, not ordinary people can compare!" Nangong Wei said with an affirmative face.
"A true master of Chinese medicine?"
Zhang Ming tilted his head and smashed these words.
"What's wrong? Do you still have any doubts? ”
Nangong Wei looked at this little fat man with a suspicious expression, not knowing what kind of paste was in the other party's head, what kind of mess, and crooked things could come up with.
"Ah, bad thing!"
Zhang Ming suddenly screamed in a fuss.
Everyone in the ward was taken aback and looked at him with a stunned expression, not knowing what kind of nerves he had.
"Zhang Ming, what's the matter with you? My heart is going to be scared out of you! Shen Han tilted his head unhappily and said.
"I suddenly thought of something very important!" Zhang Ming said with a solemn face.
"Oh? What's the matter? Shen Han asked puzzled.
Zhang Ming pointed to the guide Gong Wei and Situ Ruixue, and said word by word: "We seem to have forgotten to pay those two old men!" ”
"Oh, you scared me a lot, I thought what the matter, those two old-timers are generally not out of the mountain, but once they agree to help the patient see a doctor, they never need to be paid, after all, people of their status, money is just a bunch of worthless numbers for them!"
Nangong Wei breathed a deep sigh of relief, thinking that this little fat man had thought of something messy, it turned out to be such a little.
"Then that's even worse!" Zhang Ming exclaimed with a strange expression.
"What's wrong with that? Why do good things become bad things when they come to your mouth? Can't you just say two nice words? Situ Ruixue glared at him angrily.
Zhang Ming's face showed a heartbroken expression, and he shouted loudly: "Situ Xiaoniu, I know you like my boss, but you can't put on a sister-in-law's shelf before you have passed the door, right?" Besides, I'm doing this for the boss's good! ”
"You die, what do you mean by liking your boss? Who likes him anymore? ”
Situ Ruixue blushed and said coquettishly.
"Don't you like the boss?" Zhang Ming asked rhetorically.
"You-" Situ Ruixue didn't know how to answer the other party's question. It's not that she doesn't have feelings for Shen Han, but she just has a hazy feeling, a feeling that she likes and doesn't like, the man in front of her gives her a feeling that other men don't have, the kind of earth-shattering murderous aura that Lin Xueshuo almost killed herself, and because Lin Xueshuo gradually recovered, there was a childlike smile on her face, which made her heart flutter, it can be said that she has all kinds of flavors, and she doesn't know what she is thinking in her little head.
Nangong Wei frowned, not knowing what this little fat man wanted to say, so she asked very simply, "What do you want to say?" What does it mean to think about your boss? ”
"Think about it, those two old men didn't want a penny, so they came to see my sister-in-law, and they also locked us outside, and secretly treated us inside, could it be that they took the opportunity to rub the oil of the sister-in-law? It's over, boss, you're done! ”
Zhang Ming shouted in fuss again.
Lin Xueshuo's face was flushed, why didn't he understand the meaning of his words? Didn't you say that the two old men did something while they were treating their legs? She grabbed the pillow on the side angrily, smashed it towards Zhang Ming, and said angrily: "Zhang Ming, you bastard, who do you think of me?" I'll stone you to death! ”
"Ouch, help, someone's going to die!"
Zhang Ming held his head in his hands and ran around the ward.
Lin Xueshuo raised his right leg, slammed it towards the other party's buttocks, and said angrily: "Let your bastard talk nonsense again!" ”
"Ouch, my ass—" Zhang Ming exclaimed heartbrokenly.
Shen Han suddenly shouted in surprise: "Xue Shuo, your leg is okay?" ”
He happily stretched out his hands, hugged Lin Xueshuo tightly in his arms, and spun three hundred and sixty times in place, making Lin Xueshuo scream in surprise and almost kick his crotch.
"What do you say? Is my leg okay? ”
Lin Xueshuo still asked with a confused face.
"yes, otherwise, how could you have kicked it out?"
Shen Han grinned happily.
Lin Xueshuo let Shen Han hold him in his arms, thinking of the kick just now, his heart was also excited.
If it were normal, that kick would naturally not be anything special, but now that I have just learned to walk again, any small step is a heavy progress, let alone such a level of kicking.
"Can I really?"
Lin Xueshuo looked at it in disbelief.
Both of them nodded heavily, indicating that the scene just now was true.
Lin Xueshuo cried with joy, broke free from Shen Han's embrace, took a difficult step, and walked forward, although the distance of each step was very short, only about ten centimeters, but the movements were much more coherent, as if she was taking small steps, much better than just now, and she couldn't stop smiling happily.
Lin Xueshuo just said this, but she was very happy and sad, and her right calf suddenly twitched, making her whole person unable to grasp her balance, and she involuntarily pounced towards Shen Han in front of her.
Shen Han's eyes widened, how could he have thought that Lin Xueshuo would come to such an enthusiastic scene?
Does the other party want to face so many people and express their love for themselves? He shouted, "Xue Shuo, we ......"
"Poof!"
The two of them had fallen straight to the ground, and they were still mouth-to-mouth, men and women, in a very standard and warm posture.
Everyone in the ward stared at the two of them with wide eyes and dumbfounded.
"Get up for me, you bastard!"
How could Lin Xueshuo have thought that he would pose such an oolong in front of so many people? She hurriedly moved her little mouth away, revealing a vicious expression.
"Looks like you did it yourself, right?"
Shen Han put on a very aggrieved expression, but the two big hands were not idle at all, and his heart was so cool.
"Who's coming? I was walking unsteadily, so I was able to guide it! ”
Lin Xueshuo was extremely shy, and gave the other party two punches in the chest, but for the other party Shen Han, it was no different from a massage.
"Ahem, boss, little sister-in-law, so many of us are watching, are you ......" Zhang Ming said with a smile on the side.
Shen Han and Lin Xueshuo both threw him a vicious look, and then they reluctantly stood up, without any dissatisfaction, but a little more provocative charm and charm, but he had already promised to be his woman, and it didn't seem to matter if he was touched twice, right?
"Huaxia is Huaxia, even a hospital is so poor, where is our Goryeo country rich? It's really overwhelming, how did we come to such a broken city? ”
At this moment, there was a swaggering sound outside, the voice was no different from that of a duck, it sounded particularly harsh, and made the corridor outside rumble.
After Shen Han and the others heard this voice, their faces instantly turned gloomy.
They are all Chinese, but they say that they love their motherland very much, but they didn't expect these Goryeo sticks to shout here, and they blame Huaxia everywhere. Although each of their movies and TV series portrays the country of sticks as extremely wealthy, as if it were heaven, but what is the truth? The so-called Stick Country Dur is just a slum within a slum, and the Goryeo buildings can't cover the bungalows that are struggling in the cold wind, and the light can't shine on the poverty of people's lives. In the whole country of sticks, being able to eat a little fruit, even if it is to improve life, to be able to eat a little meat, it is regarded as a festival, is such a country of sticks very rich?
It is true that Huaxia still has many places to learn from other countries, and there are still many deficiencies and backward places, but Huaxia is moving forward step by step, instead of just staying on the lips every day, showing off its wealth.
Zhang Ming's anger was like thunder, and he roared loudly: "These Goryeo sticks dare to underestimate us? Rub, I'll call a few people and explode their! ”
"Bang!"
As soon as he finished saying this, he was knocked hard by Shen Han.
"Boss, why are you beating me?"
Zhang Ming hugged his head and said with a puzzled expression.
"The laity are the laity, and the people of their stick country are idiots and mentally retarded, are you like them, idiots and mentally retarded? It would seem like we don't have a vegetarian! ”
Shen Han gave him a disdainful look. I really don't know why I have such a little brother, he is so reckless in doing things, he has no technical content at all, and if he spreads it, he will lose his own people.
"But boss, these Goryeo sticks are really arrogant, I really want to ravage them!"
Zhang Ming exclaimed very unhappily, shrugged his nose, thinking of the words that those sticks had just said, and felt very aggrieved in his stomach.
"Well, what's the use of beating them? On the contrary, it will end up that we Chinese people do not have a bad influence on Su zhì, it is better to ......" Shen Han smiled very sinisterly, dragged Zhang Ming's ear, and muttered a few words in a low voice.
Zhang Ming's small eyes gradually bloomed with a charming light, like two small light bulbs, which flashed dazzlingly during the day, and everyone else in the ward was sweating wildly.
This guy can't be a sudden beast explosion, what do you want to do here, right?
Situ Ruixue and Nangong Wei both took a few steps back, put their hands tightly on their chests, and looked at him vigilantly, for fear that he would suddenly rush towards them. Although they all have extraordinary kung fu and will not pay attention to this powerless little fat man, the natural fear of women still fills their hearts with bursts of fear.
"Don't mess around, we won't be afraid of you!"
Situ Ruixue's voice trembled a little, like a fallen leaf in the wind, giving people a feeling of pity, and she finally pitifully looked at Shen Han's body, it seemed that in the entire ward, except for the little fat man Zhang Ming, the only male was him.
Zhang Ming rolled his eyes and despised her: "What nonsense are you talking about?" A friend's wife can't be bullied, you are the eldest woman, how can I mess with you? But the boss's idea is too insidious! ”
He laughed sinisterly twice, then ran outside as if there was a beautiful woman outside.
The group of beauties in the ward all looked at each other, and finally fell on Shen Han, not knowing what bad idea the other party had for Zhang Ming, which made him so excited, as if he had drunk stimulants.
Shen Han touched his head and smiled: "I didn't say anything, just asked him to fix those Goryeo sticks a little!" ”
A few of them rolled their eyes, and gave him a high degree of contempt for his words, fix it? Do they all know Shen Han's methods, what is repair? If you can't survive or die, this is the real repair.
Zhang Ming shook the parts all over his body, came to the corridor, casually grabbed a doctor in a white coat who happened to pass by, and said with a smile: "Brother, come here, I have something to say"
"You ......"
The doctor in the white coat screamed very unpleasantly, but when he saw clearly that it was Zhang Ming, his angry gaze instantly melted like an iceberg, replaced by a gentle and warm smile, and quickly nodded and said, "It turned out to be Zhang Shao, you are here again?" What is commanded, just say! ”
If it was before, although they had only heard of Zhang Ming's name, but they had never seen him, they would not have been too shocked, but Zhang Ming often came to the hospital these days, so the whole hospital knew what he looked like, and also knew how bad his personality was, for such a second ancestor, they naturally did not dare to offend, so as not to be killed.
Zhang Ming put his arm on his shoulders and laughed in a low voice: "It turns out that you know my name, so it's easy to do." Let me ask you one thing, it seems that a couple of sissy sticks came just now, where are they now? ”
"Sticks?"
The middle-aged doctor was slightly stunned, and quickly understood the meaning of the other party's words, and quickly nodded, "It turns out that Zhang Shao is talking about those ......."
"Just call them stick people, you know?"
Zhang Ming patted him on the head very unhappily.
"Oh, stick man!"
The middle-aged doctor smiled wryly.
"Hurry up, where are they? What do you want to do? What disease do you have? ”
Zhang Ming asked very politely, why are the current doctors so virtuous? It's all chirping, the same as the old hen.
"Oh, Zhang Shao, they don't have any diseases, just a small problem like a cold and fever, who knows how they ran into our hospital, I guess I don't believe those small clinics outside!"
The middle-aged doctor hurriedly replied.
Zhang Ming tilted his head, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked, revealing an evil smile: "Which treatment room is he in?" ”
"In that clinic!"
The middle-aged doctor hurriedly pointed to a consultation room at the innermost part of the corridor and said.
"Okay, take me there, I have something I want you to do me a favor, it's just a small favor!"
Zhang Ming smiled. Dragging the middle-aged doctor towards the examination room.
"Zhang Shao, Zhang Shao, ouch, slow down, I'll go!"
The middle-aged doctor almost burst into tears. I am also a dignified doctor, and it is really embarrassing to be held by such a second ancestor.
The two of them soon came to the outside of this diagnosis room, and heard the arrogant and domineering sounds of those sticks coming from inside, which made Zhang Ming almost angry, almost rushed inside, punched them a few times, and let them know how powerful they were, but thinking of their insidious plan, he still stopped his impulse. He whispered a few words to the middle-aged doctor before kicking him in.
The middle-aged doctor walked inside with a sad face and quickly called out the attending doctor inside.
"Zhang Shao!"
The attending doctor was also in his forties, with a kind face, typical of a smiling tiger.
Zhang Ming smiled and tugged at the other party's ear, and said in a low voice: "I was very unhappy when I saw those sticks inside, so I ......"
"Zhang Shao, this, if there is a dispute and a fight in our hospital, this, I am afraid that the dean will ...... me" The attending doctor turned pale with fright, and almost sat on the ground.
"Rub, what did you say? What quarrel brawl? Are you Zhang Shao, am I so perverted? ”
Zhang Ming scolded very unhappily.
"Huh? That Zhang Shao, what do you mean? The smiling tiger doctor asked in surprise.
Zhang Ming tugged at his ear and muttered a few words in a low voice, the smile on his face became brighter and brighter, but the smiling tiger doctor's face became more and more pale, like a blank piece of paper.
"Poof!"
The smiling tiger sat on the ground, panting roughly, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
"Zhang Shao, this, this is-" His voice became a little hoarse and a little timid.
"I'll give you a thousand dollars, you just have to say a few words, this deal is reasonable, right? It's not for you to do anything hurtful, it's not a piece of cake for you? Zhang Ming said with a smile.
"Goo-dong!"
The smiling tiger swallowed deeply, and his face instantly became ruddy.
Just say a few words casually, you can get a thousand dollars, which is simply pie in the sky, as for the rest? Later, if it's a big deal, it's a misdiagnosis, and who can say what? After all, doctors are not immortals, and there are times when they are misdiagnosed. ”
The middle-aged doctor was slightly stunned, and quickly understood the meaning of the other party's words, and quickly nodded, "It turns out that Zhang Shao is talking about those ......."
"Just call them stick people, you know?"
Zhang Ming patted him on the head very unhappily.
"Oh, stick man!"
The middle-aged doctor smiled wryly.
"Hurry up, where are they? What do you want to do? What disease do you have? ”
Zhang Ming asked very politely, why are the current doctors so virtuous? It's all chirping, the same as the old hen.
"Oh, Zhang Shao, they don't have any diseases, just a small problem like a cold and fever, who knows how they ran into our hospital, I guess I don't believe those small clinics outside!"
The middle-aged doctor hurriedly replied.
Zhang Ming tilted his head, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked, revealing an evil smile: "Which treatment room is he in?" ”
"In that clinic!"
The middle-aged doctor hurriedly pointed to a consultation room at the innermost part of the corridor and said.
"Okay, take me there, I have something I want you to do me a favor, it's just a small favor!"
Zhang Ming smiled. Dragging the middle-aged doctor towards the examination room.
"Zhang Shao, Zhang Shao, ouch, slow down, I'll go!"
The middle-aged doctor almost burst into tears. I am also a dignified doctor, and it is really embarrassing to be held by such a second ancestor.
The two of them soon came to the outside of this diagnosis room, and heard the arrogant and domineering sounds of those sticks coming from inside, which made Zhang Ming almost angry, almost rushed inside, punched them a few times, and let them know how powerful they were, but thinking of their insidious plan, he still stopped his impulse. He whispered a few words to the middle-aged doctor before kicking him in.
The middle-aged doctor walked inside with a sad face and quickly called out the attending doctor inside.
"Zhang Shao!"
The attending doctor was also in his forties, with a kind face, typical of a smiling tiger.
Zhang Ming smiled and tugged at the other party's ear, and said in a low voice: "I was very unhappy when I saw those sticks inside, so I ......"
"Zhang Shao, this, if there is a dispute and a fight in our hospital, this, I am afraid that the dean will ...... me" The attending doctor turned pale with fright, and almost sat on the ground.
"Rub, what did you say? What quarrel brawl? Are you Zhang Shao, am I so perverted? ”
Zhang Ming scolded very unhappily.
"Huh? That Zhang Shao, what do you mean? The smiling tiger doctor asked in surprise.
Zhang Ming tugged at his ear and muttered a few words in a low voice, the smile on his face became brighter and brighter, but the smiling tiger doctor's face became more and more pale, like a blank piece of paper.
"Poof!"
The smiling tiger sat on the ground, panting roughly, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
"Zhang Shao, this, this is-" His voice became a little hoarse and a little timid.
"I'll give you a thousand dollars, you just have to say a few words, this deal is reasonable, right? It's not for you to do anything hurtful, it's not a piece of cake for you? Zhang Ming said with a smile.
"Goo-dong!"
The smiling tiger swallowed deeply, and his face instantly became ruddy.
Just say a few words casually, you can get a thousand dollars, which is simply pie in the sky, as for the rest? Later, if it's a big deal, it's a misdiagnosis, and who can say what? After all, doctors are not immortals, and there are times when they are misdiagnosed, and they can't do anything about themselves when they track it down.