Chapter 288

Just when Zhu Can came to the front of Xiaoyaolin, his eyes couldn't help but light up, my little beauty, why are you here, it's really the end of the world where you don't meet.

"What's the matter, big brother, don't you have no money to go in and be shy in your pocket, don't worry, my brother is here, take you in and have a good time, do you like big waves, or warp, whatever you want, even if you want to come in a group, my brother will help you guide you clearly."

Zhu Can directly hugged the little thief's shoulder with a smile.

"Ahh

But the qi grew, but the obscene face couldn't make himself down-to-earth, he was so disgusted that he couldn't help swinging his fist and directly attacking Zhu Can's left eye, this posture was completely trying to suffocate him.

"Why this, I haven't seen it for two days, I just want to think about it and panic, do you want to tease me when I see it, although I know that I am handsome and have no edges, and my temperament is extraordinary, but my orientation is absolutely normal, I only like big waves, big butts, and the upper and lower grooves are unfathomable."

Zhu Can clenched his little pink fist, feeling his heart rippling, why is it as beautiful as his first love every time he sees it.

was teased by him again and again, and the thief went completely crazy, and he didn't say a word, just raised his feet and went according to Zhu Can's brother.

Zhu Can smiled faintly, this strength is really fucking cool, and found the appearance of the two flirting and scolding when they were in the villa, and directly took it with one hand, and put her slender long legs on her waist, to be honest, the two of them have been so many times before, and they really haven't felt the standing movement, this time it suddenly made the brother warp, and he hit her key part fiercely, but unfortunately our gun is not sharp, otherwise it can directly penetrate the two obstacles and stir up the yellow dragon.

"Big brother, don't be like this, I really don't want to be a base, I like beauties, I don't like men, but why do I become interested in you every time, or I'll make an exception and throw you a piece of soap, can you pick it up?"

Zhu Can sniffed vigorously, feeling strange and playful, it was so cool, it was refreshing.

"Bastard, stinky rascal, you let me go." The thief was suddenly a little panicked by him, and couldn't help shaking back and forth.

This shaking suddenly made Zhu Can even more crooked, and he was willing to let go, and his eyes couldn't help but be a little confused.

"I won't let it go, I'm going to eat you little pseudo-girl, let's have a relationship, okay, I'm top.... Well? Big brother, I said why don't you like women so much, and like to tease me, it turns out that your JJ is too small, you touch me, but I'm magnificent and abnormal, isn't it envy to death? ”

Zhu Can got carried away and directly touched her key position, causing the thief to react subtly.

"Hmm...."I don't know if it's enjoyable or touched, but before I can react, my little pink fist was grabbed by Zhu Can and put on top of a hateful guy, and that thing is disgusting to death.

"I... I'll give you a scrap...."

"Oops.... Big brother, spare your life, are you jealous if you are jealous, you can't ruin it, if you destroy it, how many girls, young women, widows will be lonely, hurry up... Good, let go. ”

Zhu Can felt that he had indeed done too much, and the method of being arrested was still so skillful and so terrible, that he couldn't help but quickly beg for mercy.

"If you dare to be unreasonable to me, I will castrate you, hum!"

The thief looked at the Xiaoyao Forest not far away, and shook his hand I don't know how many chicken feathers he brought down, not covered by pants, I really suspect that the chicken feathers will fly all over the sky.

"Why are you so ruthless, really, suck...."Zhu Can quietly checked his brother, feeling that his brother couldn't help but relax when he had nothing to do.

Men are sometimes a little cheap in front of their beloved women, and this scar is not good yet, you see Zhu Can, this bastard, ran to the thief again, slapped his ass, and directly took her body like a free forest.

"Brother, let's go, brother invites you to drink flower wine, can you make amends for what happened just now?"

It feels full of hand and is full of elasticity, it is simply the best in the world.

"I'm sorry, these are Xiaoyaolin, untidy clothes, and non-ordinary people are not allowed to enter."

Before the thieves had time to knock out the, the guards of the Carefree Forest directly blocked the way of the two and shouted.

"Disheveled, I'm going, you mean we just finished the field war, and we haven't dressed yet, do you have something wrong with your eyes, we are a pure same-sex relationship, don't think about it, okay, although I also want her to go down and pick up soap, do it once, but she doesn't pick it up, you are really."

Zhu Can chattered and shouted.

"Picking up soap? What do you mean? The guard was stunned by this new word.

Of course, the thieves were also a little puzzled, and they didn't understand what was going on after being mentioned several times.

"Throw the soap on the ground, do you have to bend down to pick it up, especially when you pout your ass in the shower... Is there a.... Cave hole...."

Zhu Can's explanation, and suddenly the guards felt the chrysanthemum tighten.

Of course, it was the thief who was tighter, her face was a little blushing, and she didn't know if it was tight in front or tighter in the back, but it was all tight anyway.

"But I'm sorry two of you, no matter what your relationship is, you can't enter the Loose Forest." The guards felt that this guy was so bad that if he got in like this, it would be terrible to throw soap everywhere.

"Hey... This evil slave, it's really a dog's eye to look down on people, where do you see that I can't enter this free forest, or do I have no money, although 'let me laugh with the wind, and fight with the sword, the rivers and lakes are small.' The wind takes me to float, where is not free. But since this place is a free forest, why can't you let me be free, as the saying goes, 'Chase the clouds and ride the wind freely.' "Today I just want to feel the free air here, we came to give you face, I have heard for a long time that this is the first forest in the world, I can't imagine that the name is exaggerated, and even let the illiterate fool to guard the door, instead of 'the shape is not near, the incense comes first; Mei Ji, who has soft lips and moving words, stands at the door to greet guests, which is really a bad scenery! Do you know how many places in this world, how many people want to invite this young master to enter it for a leisurely time, and the young master doesn't even care about it! Hmph, big brother, let's go, let's go to another house, and when we go back, I'll ask that Shen properly.... Shen what's coming...."

Zhu Can rolled his eyes, slapped the thief's little ass with his big hand, and hugged her and left.

This is definitely the first person who dares to scold the guards like this in front of the gate of Xiaoyaolin, and he can't help but reprimand the guards speechless.

Sometimes scolding also requires knowledge, when your knowledge reaches a certain point, scolding people without dirty words, this is an invisible sublimation, he wants to reply to you a few words and doesn't know how to deal with it.

Especially the thief, who was slapped a few times, was originally furious, but when he heard the way he spoke, he couldn't help but secretly admire, thinking back to the few lines of poetry he said, it was simply wonderful, unheard of, and seemed to forget all about being slapped on the ass.

And Zhu Can's words couldn't help but alarm the captain of the guard who was greeting the VIP, hurriedly left the VIP, flew down from the high platform, first gave the guard a loud slap, and then bowed down and said, "The two sons are coming, it should be the carefree Lin Peng, please forgive me, please!" ”

As he spoke, the captain of the guard made an inviting gesture.

When the captain was so polite, the guard who blocked the road just now was so frightened that he quickly knelt down and pleaded guilty.

It is rare in Baishi City, but in Shangjing, the capital of the country, there are indeed some young people from large families who like to wander the streets in the guise of poor students or even beggars who have no power or power, so as to tease the laity who value their clothes.

There are also many masters, and even officials, who like to pretend to be mercenaries or thieves with low force, and flirt with beauties in the free forest, so as to have fun.

The more famous and powerful people are, the more they like to play this tune.

It's the emperor, and when the micro-service goes out on patrol!

As the captain of the guard, I have seen a lot of young men dressed in disguise in Shangjing, and when I heard Zhu Can's extraordinary words and eloquent words, I was even more convinced that he was a talented and noble family descendant.

"You and I don't know who they are, but this is the assassin who attacked us half a month ago!"

On the high platform, another person flew down and stared coldly at the thieves beside Zhu Can.

This person was tall and thin, wearing a gorgeous brocade robe, embroidered with a golden black eagle on his chest, his hands sticking out of his sleeves were like ghost claws, his nose was like an eagle's hook, and his slender eyes were as sharp as needles.

The thief snorted lightly, stretched out his hand and secretly pushed Zhu Can's vest: "You go, I have something to deal with." ”

Zhu Can tidied up his hairstyle slightly, trying to keep himself as a hero, not a sling, and said with a smile, "Big brother, you love me so much, can I leave you alone, I am saying that my favorite thing is to fight, when I was in the Northeast, do you know what people call me?" Righteous and chivalrous little white face! ”

People, that's it, nothing, what is missing, what do you like to brag about, everyone unanimously looks at Zhu Can's dark face, where is your little white face?

Braggart than !

Seeing Zhu Can's warlike appearance, the thief sweated violently in his heart.

However, in the face of the enemy, this kid did not abandon himself and escaped, which was really a bit unexpected by the thieves. Originally, the thieves thought that Zhu Can would say, 'I'll go have a supper first, you fight slowly, and we'll pick up girls together next time', but I didn't expect this shameless guy to be quite righteous enough.

The mercenaries passing by around saw that there was a bustle, and they all surrounded them.

After a while, it was already full of people, and even the guests in the Xiaoyao Forest crowded to the windows or balconies to watch after hearing the news.