The signboard of Yanghua No. 1 Middle School shone in the sun, and the principal Zhou Botong presided over the freshman entrance ceremony, starting with the original prototype of Yanghua No. 1 Middle School, Phoenix College, this person is a well-known oratoriac who stood under the scorching sun to train.

This batch of more than 200 students was admitted to a total of more than 200 students, divided into four classes, Bai Meiren and Xiao Fat Dun and Zhang Wuji were arranged in one class, at this moment Bai Mei was dressed in a cool suit, with a small straw hat on her head, standing straight and straight, Zhang Wuji and Xiao Fat Dun had not washed away the dust of just over a month, as if the two black-faced buns were standing in the wrong team and standing in the white-faced buns.

This naturally attracted the attention of the other students, who looked at them with a critical eye, and then gathered together to whisper, and sure enough, as the white beauty said, it was all racist. Although he and Xiao Chubby Dun were uncomfortable, the two of them deliberately put on an iron-clad tough guy appearance, not all students, not all of them have to stand, look at the sun, see that the principal has to talk for at least two hours, and some students have already begun to tremble in their legs. This is the capital that he and Xiao Chubby Dun should be proud of on the first day of school, watching these people gossip gradually less, all of them are pale, individual thin bodies are swaying, and some of their bodies are pulled into an S shape, even the white beauty can't stand it, and she looks dazed. The more at this time, the more he and Little Chubby Dun straightened their waists, in order not to attract too much attention, he had completely beautified the wine gourd, making it look like an ornament, and it would never be associated with such a thing as wine.

Half an hour passed, the crowd was standing in a sparse uproar, crooked, the old principal quoted the scriptures to the key place, saw this scene, angry, talked about the school spirit and discipline, scolded these students for being pampered by their parents, completely unable to withstand the wind and waves, but they couldn't be killed with a rod, and saw that there were two black guys who were very tough, so they pulled them to be a typical praise. "Entering a middle school is a new starting point for your life, entering a middle school shows that you have something that can be shaped, but a middle school is not a vegetable market, not your amusement park, before you enter a middle school, you must first shape your own personality, what is a personality, is a person, you must stand to stand, and you must sit in a sitting posture......"

During the presentation...... Smack...... A four-eyed sister was overwhelmed and fell to the ground, and two school doctors ran to set up a secondary stretcher and sent them off the battlefield. "You are the flowers of the motherland, the big trees of the future, not the fragile grass in the greenhouse...... "snapped...... Another four-eyed sister is overwhelmed. It's hot, it's hot...... Zhang Wuji quietly sucked a sip of the wine gourd with a straw, and put another straw in front of the little fat dun's mouth, the little chubby dun was also a little unbearable, the fat man was afraid of heat, not to mention that he was still a delicate little chubby, he almost caught the pacifier and sucked three mouthfuls, ah...... It's comfortable, the mosquitoes are gone, the sun is gone...... He and Zhang Wuji just stood and settled down, this external harsh environment can just cooperate with the body's practice, the noses of the two of them are locked more and more often, since they learned to lock their noses and fur, they will definitely not snore in their sleep.

Smack...... Another one fell on the scene, in the haze, Zhang Wuji looked at the white beauty, the white beauty's sweat had already wet her clothes, and the side of the little face with light makeup was full of sweat marks, at this moment her body was not so straight, it was seriously bent into an S shape, right, and another ......

The first day of No. 1 Middle School was so cruel, the hardcore principal did what he said, the school medical team has all been dispatched, unless you faint to death, you will be relieved after fainting, but since then you have been on the back of the name of an East Asian sick man, and the old principal has set an example, the teachers around him have been recruited and retreated, the old principal still does not admit defeat, he wants to tell these little masters of the motherland with himself, they are people, and they must withstand the wind and waves.

Smack...... Another one was poured. Although I looked at the crooked and fallen in front of me, after this big wave of sand, there must be great talents, and the two rural boys in the middle below are good, and the future society needs such pillars...... Smack...... Smack...... Smack...... Zhang Wuji and Xiao Chubby Dun have been completely settled, the mysterious liquid is running in the body, and the light of Mars, which is growing from the atrium, will illuminate the real internal organs very comfortably, at this moment, there is no dream to win a dream, the old principal's words are still in his ears, the figure of the white beauty is still strong, and the white beauty ...... Smack...... The white beauty has also fallen, more than 200 people, at this moment there is only a sparse team left, the old principal has already said that the new trend of opening the vernacular on May Fourth, soon, it seems that it is about to cross sixty or seventy and enter the new century......

As a result, the old principal's voice choked and retreated, he himself is high blood pressure, and at this moment, he is dizzy, and his heroic spirit has not diminished. He left, the new military training instructor came, this hardcore man took over the flag, and from the beginning, he directly talked about the meaning of military training, then the meaning of military training, and then the meaning of military training...... With just one meaning, he finished half of the history of the Liberation War. Smack...... Smack...... Click...... First there was a big dark cloud, then lightning came, thunderstorms came, wind and rain came, and there was a bang...... The pouring rain hit, the crowd flickered and dispersed, and the rostrum was empty, and no one even wanted to remove the podium. Big drops of rain, the whole rain curtain made the big playground blurred, in this blur, there were two children standing resolutely, it was Zhang Wuji and Xiao Chubhubdun, people were scattered, the two of them because of the set, still in the time of spell practice, at this moment it was like a small stone man, the body also slowly rotated, at the beginning of the front and back line, slowly became facing each other, the bodies of the two people moved in an elliptical orbit relative to each other......

There is also a reckless student in the rain at this moment, this person is a well-known college bully, because he reads a lot of books, and people are confused, he rushes into the rain at this moment, just to pick up the basketball that fell on the playground, the basketball is floating on the water at the moment, and the existence of this rain is not an illusion, it is indeed two people, but they can't see their faces clearly, so that when the fox is about to get closer to see what is going on, he sees a purple air flow coming out of the big gourd on the ground, which is not affected by the raindrops at all, and is accurately injected into the bodies of the two people. Everything is beyond common sense, Linghu's hand holding the basketball keeps shaking, and he didn't expect that on the first day, when school is about to start, he let himself witness this strange scene.

Before he had time to think about it, the next scene made him even more shocked, only to see that in the rain curtain, suddenly out of nowhere a big python came out, the body of the python traveled between the two, and his own basketball, for some reason, exploded with a bang. This explosion attracted the attention of the python, the python turned its head and swam towards him, so that the fox almost crawled out of the playground and ran to the door of the new classroom, his face was pale, and he couldn't say anything. He thought alone for a long time in the new classroom, thinking that this scene was probably some kind of alien sign, between the reckless and the human, I am afraid that it was some kind of time and space gate, the rain stopped, the summer rain came violently, and went violently, he thought alone for two hours, puzzled, and finally went to the school guard to check the dormitory allocation announcement, the dormitory of the first middle school is a room for five people.

According to the dormitory number, he pushed open the door of dormitory area 206, there were only three people inside, a small fat dun, black, the other was the same height as himself, also black, and the third looked a little obscene, holding a comic book while reading and touching potato chips, and often showing two mouse teeth and laughing.

"Hey, my name is Zhang Wuji, his name is Qiu Chuji, and the one who reads the book is Pansi Daxian ......" "What?" Ling Hu was a little confused. He himself did not want to be named, saying that he was a great immortal of Pansi, everyone came from different places, so let's introduce ourselves. "Let the fox get away. ”

This is called Zhang Wuji, and there is also a name called Qiu Chuji who occupied one and two beds early, and the remaining independent one was monopolized by Pansi Daxian, and the list of Hu Tu criminals was pasted on the lower bed, so that only the bed on the head of Hu Tu was left, Ling Hu was a little unhappy, three years of junior high school, he almost had an accident when he slept in bed, to be honest, his habit of sleepwalking is still not to talk nonsense, so he took off the list of Hu Tu criminals, posted it on the bed, and pasted his list below.

After dinner in the afternoon, I haven't seen this nonsense classmate come to report, everyone gathered in the dormitory to talk about some happy things, and suddenly the doorman came to call Zhang Qiu and the others, saying that someone was looking for them outside the school gate.

The two of them went out of the school gate and saw Master Ah Zheng with a tired face, sitting on the bench of the school food store weakly, seeing Zhang Wuji as if he had seen an old savior, he touched a handful of wine gourds fiercely and said to Zhang Wuji, "Wuji, I rented a room near here, and when I am hungry at night, I will invite you two to have supper, and breakfast is okay." Zhang Wuji understood what Ah Zheng wanted to do, but Xiao Chubby Dun looked confused. "I thought about it, my personal habits are not good, and the workers reacted very badly, so I had to come out and live alone, be free, by the way, this wreath is a souvenir from Shamo to the two of you. Ah Zheng took out two hand-woven garland bracelets, which looked very good, "After you left, Shamo didn't want to stay on the construction site, he decided to sell hand-knitted products here, by the way, it's over there at the handicraft market, you can go and see her when you have time." Ah Zheng invited the two to drink milk tea and eat fried chicken and left No. 1 Middle School in good spirits, and the two returned to the dormitory after purchasing some daily necessities, and found that the dormitory was empty, and the beds were neatly made, but the classmate named Hu Tu still didn't seem to have come to report.

There was a note on the table that read, 'Freshman Military Training Mobilization Meeting, Room 301. The two of them rushed to the classroom, which was already full of people, and a beautiful female teacher was taking the roll call, and her body and face were still scarred. "Zhang Wuji...... Sheet...... Five...... ...... machine" Zhang Wuji stepped into the classroom and shouted, and quickly slipped down to find a corner to sit down. The teacher was stunned for a few seconds, and finally made a decision after half a sound, and read the following names with a long sigh of relief, Xiao Fat Dun and Zhang Wuji shrank in the last row, and heard the beautiful teacher read the name of his roommate, "Hu Tu Guilt...... Nonsense ......"

"It's not there, it's not ......there," Chubby Dun replied, causing a burst of laughter. "What's going on with this classmate? Okay, don't worry about this classmate for the time being, students, first of all, welcome you to enter the No. 1 Middle School, enter this key high school, you all know the school motto of the No. 1 Middle School, my name is Mingjue, and I am your homeroom teacher......" Teacher Mingjue's freshman military training speech lasted for 30 minutes, and then the instructor in charge stepped forward to make specific arrangements. During this period, Teacher Mingjue paced up to Zhang Wuji, sat down in the empty seat next to him, and asked in a low voice, "Your name is Zhang Wuji, which middle school did you study in before you came to No. 1 Middle School?" Teacher Mingjue sighed and walked away silently.

After the meeting, I returned to the dormitory, and found an old man with a beard sitting in the dormitory, who was holding a thick classic philosophical book reading at the moment. "Hey, you sat in the wrong bed, you know?" The man didn't answer, but took off his shoes, revealing a pair of big stinky feet, and stretched them out on the bed, as if he was going to lie down.

Zhang Wuji walked over and dragged his arm, and suddenly found that he was holding a list in his hand, which was a nonsense criminal.

My knees, attention. Zhang Wuji knew that this guy was definitely going to attack his chest with his knee this time, so the moment the instructor's knee hit, he subconsciously raised the wine gourd to the position of his chest, bang, boom...... Zhang Wuji took two steps back, and the instructor fell on the mat and wailed.

Seeing that his knees were already red and swollen, and his bald head jumped up from the grass and shouted three times in a row, the classmates all looked at Zhang Wuji stupidly, thinking that a catastrophe was about to land on this country boy, but they didn't think that the instructor couldn't even stand up, where would he have the strength to teach this wild boy a lesson. After this incident, Zhang Wuji was invited to the Academic Affairs Office, and a pock-faced guy with eyes looked at Zhang Wuji coldly, and the dejected instructor sat next to him, "Zhang Wuji, your behavior is unacceptable, this is military training, everything must be arranged by the instructor." "Director, didn't I just follow the instructor's arrangement and do a good demonstration work? Tell me, what was wrong with me?"