Chapter 280: Ridiculous

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The elven messengers of the legions on both sides were right.

Seeing that these five hundred Wolf cavalry were still full of dry cracks and bloodshot on their lips, they were still in good spirits and their military appearance was neat, which couldn't help but make several generals of the Toulon Wing feel ashamed。。。。。 Fox of the Northeast Province relied heavily on the assistance of Wolf of the Southeastern Province for the task of defending the border, and the most fundamental and definite reason can also be found here.

After arranging the reception task, Liu Zhenzhen stood on the northern desert of the Yale Oasis and looked at his neck long, but he still didn't wait for Sissi and the others to come back, and he was faintly worried.

Sissi set off with the mixed wing to conquer the desert natives two days ago, and went to the nameless small oasis to pick up her uncle's family, although it should be regarded as the other party to take refuge in herself, but Liu Zhenzhen in order to show his sincerity, or sent a greeting group composed of Helen and Mo'er to go with him, he himself sat in the defense of the entire Yale Oasis, and he really didn't dare to withdraw; Now the mixed wing has returned with the captives, but there is not even a ghost in the greeting group.

The more Liu Zhenzhen thought about it, the more furious he became, the strength of the heart welcoming the family, it was impossible for the beasts or robbers in the desert to pose a threat to them, but Liu Zhenzhen was worried that if they got lost, or encountered natural disasters such as quicksands and dust storms, it would be troublesome.

For the danger in the desert, Liu Zhenzhen has listened to the Ostrit ostrich guide sent by the Cambridge United to nag countless times, in the Taklamargo desert, there is a kind of 'sand mirage' This is the mirage illusion released by the 'sand mirage' hidden under the vast sand sea, which can easily get lost and go further and further in the vast desert, until the water is exhausted and the food is exhausted, and the bones are buried in the yellow sand.

In contrast, the mirage, the mountain mirage, although the same mirage is the mirage released by the mirage. It's nowhere near as dangerous as a sand mirage. (ps: Mirage, i.e. large clam.) The more Liu Zhenzhen thought about it, the more scared he became.

The night is getting deeper, and a large place has been cleared in the center of the Yale Oasis, and countless elated audiences are watching the second scene of the Diwei live, this live video is the life-and-death battle between the Divine Comedy Shaman and the Flame Emperor led by the Fei Leng Jade God of War Summer Palace Guards, on the magic screen, the picture that appears at this moment is the scene of the spur knight Corina straightening up seven meters and reloading the dragon spear and launching a fearless charge against the Flame Emperor, because it is a completely clear panoramic reproduction, The mammoth knight, covered in golden rattan armor, galloped all the way to the heroic posture and tense atmosphere. Grabbing the hearts of all the audience like a big hand, there was a loud gasp in the oasis, and a few porcupine warriors sitting in the date palm treetops watching the live video were so nervous that they actually fell from the trees.

Liu Zhenzhen hung the night pearl on the palm tree beside him, hoping to give the welcome group a striking lighthouse when they returned, and raised his wrist to look at the time scale on the 'Twelve Hour Wrist Wheel'. Liu Zhenzhen secretly thought that if the family group didn't come back in another hour, he would simply go to them and save himself from worrying about it.

Wearing a cowboy hat and a red scarf around her neck, Guoguo was beating the ball heartlessly on the side, and the little parrot stood on the palm tree, watching Guoguo play wildly.

This leather ball, made from the body of the Evil Eye Tyrant's Flesh Ball, is of quite good quality. has been ravaged by a group of violent strong men for a long time, and it has not been bad at all。。。。。 It is worthy of being made of the body of a super-level demonic beast, and it is solid enough.

Liu Zhenzhen saw Guoguo's innocent appearance, and couldn't help but think of the two blood babies sent to Binghuang, who had been separated for a month, and really wanted to go back to see the two of them now.

A ferret cape lightly landed on Lao Liu's shoulder, and Liu looked back in shock, it turned out to be Joan of Arc.

In the soft but bright light of the luminous dragon balls. Joan of Arc, dressed in a black nun's robe, reclined under a palm tree and smiled reservedly at Liu.

Joan of Arc had not yet put on her nun's scarf, as she had just washed her hair, and her long, wet brown hair hung down like a waterfall below her hips. The light can be seen, setting off a picturesque face, and the youth is extremely lovely.

Liu Zhenzhen's eyes were a little straight, he didn't expect Joan of Arc's hair to be so long, and he didn't expect her long hair to have such a different style that was intoxicating and addictive, he knew what kind of mirror to buy? Let Joan of Arc untie the nun's headscarf, this long hair is a mirror!

Liu Zhenzhen finally understood why Master Puskas didn't feel at ease to hand over Joan of Arc to the Holy See of St. Paul's as a saint, such a beautiful long-haired saintess, I am afraid that the priests and magnates who are used to playing in the confession room will try to try it after chopping off their heads.

"Dad, why do you keep looking at me?" Joan of Arc blushed and hung her head, her slender fingers wrestling with the palm trees beside her.

Liu Zhenzhen was completely stunned, and Guoguo, who was not happy to slap the racket on the side, also grinned with a big mouth, looked at Joan of Arc stupidly, and let the evil eye card ball "whirl" bounce into the distance.

This is the first time Joan of Arc has called herself Daddy! Liu Zhenzhen could hardly believe that this was true!

You know, Joan of Arc never even called her own father, Master Puskash!

In the past, Liu Zhenzhen and the father and daughter didn't even talk to each other, and the relationship hall was as stiff as it was, but now it seems to have changed, and this time in Shabak, Joan of Arc accompanied Master Pushkash out for a stroll on the street.

"Daddy。。。。。。" Joan of Arc saw that Liu Zhenzhen was still staring at him stupidly, her pretty face blushed into a soldering iron, and she pouted infinitely.

"Why do you remember to call me dad that?" Liu Zhenzhen asked strangely.

To put it in his heart, "Dad" is obviously a very sacred title, which was sweetly called out from the mouth of the little nun, but when Liu Zhenxi's ears changed completely, he couldn't help but think that if Joan of Arc, who was as beautiful as a flower, called himself father and 。。。。。。。。 at the same time

Brutes! Joan of Arc is your deed daughter! Lao Liu scolded himself desperately in his heart, but he couldn't hold back the evil idea of five thunderstorms in the sky.

"Call you Dad, that's because I'm your goddaughter! Shouldn't it? Joan of Arc was mischievous with a little cunning, and winked at Liu Zhenzhen, an explanation that was really full of Liu Zhenzhen's style.

"I was a little unaccustomed to it for a while." Liu Zhenzhen's heart was stirred by Joan of Arc's action, and his heart suddenly felt like a cat's claw. A ghost fire soared, and he quickly opened the topic with a no-nutritious sentence: "Good girl." Why didn't you go to see the Divi live? ”

"I don't really like to watch this kind of live action of fighting and killing Di Wei, I just watched Di Wei who can shoot the scenery in the tent alone." Joan of Arc smiled: "Dad, you don't have to worry too much, with Sissi, a desert native, Sister Helen and Sister Mo'er will be fine, probably something has been delayed." ”

"Anyway, being idle is idle, just wait for them here, I'm not worried." Liu Zhenzhen helped Joan of Arc put on the nun's headscarf and put the ferret cloak on the little nun's shoulder: "It's cold and evil in the desert at night. You have to pay attention to your body, my luminous dragon balls and singing clothes have the effect of cooling off the heat。。。。。。。 ”

Because of this intimate action, the "father and daughter" are a little close, which belongs to the normative ambiguous distance, and the eyes of the two people are staring at each other. Liu Zhenzhen looked at Joan of Arc's beautiful eyes that couldn't bear to move away, and he was a little stupid for a while, and his voice gradually became smaller and smaller.

After a short moment, Liu Zhenzhen and Joan of Arc realized their gaffe and turned their heads away from each other, their faces hot and hot.

Guoguo stood on the ground with his waist crossed, staring at Joan of Arc and Liu Zhenzhen, his sneaky eyes kept turning around.

The little parrot standing in the palm tree had its eyes brighter than that of an owl and tilted its head to the side. A eavesdropping stance.

When Joan of Arc saw the virtue of the two little beasts, she was ashamed and angry, and she snorted softly, lowered her head, and didn't dare to raise her head.

"Kiss one~ Kiss one~ Ouch~ I'm dying~ It's not professional at all~" The little parrot whispered dissatisfied.

"This little brute! Since the Ice Phoenix and the Fire Crane gave it their health, it seems to be getting more and more ghosts! Liu Zhenzhen was pierced through the pig's urine, and gritted his teeth at the parrot and scolded: "Overcome the shortcomings and see if I don't tear your mouth!" ”

The little parrot immediately dropped the sentence "stupid b~" and flapped its wings and flew away. Guoguo lay on the ground holding her belly, punching the sand on the ground with one punch, "giggle" and laugh.

"The nun is a man who is married to Paul God, and I cover my hair with a turban, which is (???) The will and the power that was dismantled。。。。。。 Joan of Arc's voice trembled like malaria. After saying such a headless sentence, she herself felt embarrassed, and covered her face and squatted on the ground shyly, like a quail before the cold snap, trembling all over.

Liu Zhenzhen's face was thicker than the bend of the city wall of Witherspoon, and he couldn't help but blush at this time.

The flavor of Joan of Arc's words is too strong, and with Liu's shocking IQ, it is strange that he can't hear the sound outside the strings.

However, in addition to the embarrassment, Liu was shocked at this time, and there was also a burst of joy in his heart, just like picking up a poor egg with an empty wallet, and soon found that this wallet was worth more than diamonds.

At the same time as this kind of snickering, there are often regrets, three asymmetrical emotions, just like the vines entangled in the ancient trees and fields tightly lingering in Liu Zhenzhen's heart, cutting and untidy.

From the time when he teased Joan of Arc on Dolot Street, to the time when Master Puskas handed over Joan of Arc to himself, and then until now, what kind of position the little nun is in his mind, Liu Zhenzhen himself is also very confused, but the only thing that is certain is that he has never seen Joan of Arc as a daughter at all, as for other crooked ideas, it cannot be said that there is none, but it is not to the extent of blatantness.

Joan of Arc。。。。。 I..... Liu Zhenzhen took a deep breath, secretly thinking in his heart what to say to dissolve the current embarrassing atmosphere.

"Daddy! Do you know? My father is dying。。。。。 Joan of Arc suddenly raised her head and interrupted Liu's shocking nonsense, although she was still trembling violently, she still gritted her teeth and desperately mustered up the courage to say this.

"Master Puskas? He has always liked to blow this boolean。。。。。 Hearing Joan of Arc say this, Liu Zhenzhen's face was hot enough to fry poached eggs.

He felt embarrassed for the wild speculation he had just made, and he really wished that he could find a crack in the ground on the spot, and he was really。。。。。。 Day......

"It's true。。。。。。 The magical elements in his body had begun to fail。。。。。。 That's what he told me personally。。。。。 No kidding... Joan of Arc was so excited that her teeth rang like a seven-star repeater.

The god of war is above. Liu Zhenzhen felt as if he had been hit by a big stone in his chest, and the whole person was stupid.

Although Master Puskas has always claimed that he is dying, Liu Zhenzhen has always only thought that he was joking. But today the news was confirmed from Joan of Arc's mouth, and he really felt like a knife. Puskas is one of the best people to himself, and Liu Zhenzhen misses this feeling very much.

Everyone in the Pan Continent knows that the gradual exhaustion of magic power is a sign before the magician is about to die, and the same is true for the Beamon Sacrifice, if the Goe Power begins to decrease in the body of the Beamon Sacrifice, it means that the health and life of the Beamon Sacrifice are coming to an end, and it is precisely for this reason that the golden-robed chief priest, Lord Milu, abdicates.

"He... Joan of Arc's chest heaved violently. I stopped talking for a long time, but I still didn't have the courage to say the following words.

"Don't worry, Joan of Arc, I will do my best to find a life-prolonging elixir for your father." Liu Zhenzhen nodded solemnly: "Although I don't know if the ** of the Eastern Divine Dragon really has the miraculous effect of immortality, Guoguo and I have both eaten the Ba Xia Dragon egg, and when the time comes, give my blood to your father to take a look first." ”

He 。。。。。。 He..... Tell me..... He has passed divination... Say..... Me and you。。。。。 There will be a child。。。。。 Joan of Arc finally mustered up her courage. Trembling like leaves swaying in the wind: "。。。。。。 Just six days later。。。。。 Father wanted to 。。。。。 before he died See this kid for yourself。。。。。 ”

Liu Zhenzhen almost fell to the ground with a fight.

"Daddy。。。。。 I'm your goddaughter。。。。。。 I'm really scared。。。。。 I don't want to be like that。。。。。 ** is the most earthly original sin. οΌŒγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ I've been doing this for days。。。。。 I really can't help but say it today. οΌŒγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ I'm afraid。。。。。 Joan of Arc's tears burst out of her eyes, her rose-petal-like sandalwood lips completely lost their blood, and as soon as she finished speaking, her delicate body slammed into Liu Zhen's arms, and her helpless and hesitant crying would be heartbroken as long as people with a conscience heard it.

"That's why you call me 'Daddy' today, right? Liu Zhenzhen smiled bitterly and stroked Joan of Arc's hair: "Has this question bothered you for a long time?" While everyone is away tonight, you finally muster up the courage to speak up to me? ”

Joan of Arc nodded vigorously in his arms.

"Don't be like Gotanie and keep everything in your heart." Liu Zhen let out a long sigh of sullen breath in his chest. In the most solemn tone, he said to Joan of Arc word by word: "I admit that Master Puskash is a good magician, but prophecy is also probable, and the prophecy that you will conceive my child in six days is even more ridiculous!" As long as you don't want to, no one dares to force you to do something you don't like to do! No one can! ”

"I'm afraid。。。。。。 I'm so scared。。。。。 Joan of Arc lifted her pretty face full of tears.

"Afraid of what? Little fool, do I look like a rapist? Liu Zhenzhen laughed and scratched the little nun's nose: "No one dares to force you!" Now I swear to you with my fruitful life, I will never infringe on you! I never thought of doing that! How can I be so shameless? ”

"I believe in you!" Joan of Arc burst into tears and laughed: "Actually, you are already a good person in my mind!" ”

"I used to be a good person." Liu Zhenzhen smiled bitterly.

"People didn't know who you were before! Actually, I believe you wouldn't do that. But I'm still scared, but now I'm not afraid! Joan of Arc excitedly lifted her toes and kissed Liu Zhenzhen's right cheek with a big "bar": "If you weren't my godfather, I think I must have fallen in love with you!" O God ... I actually fell in love with my own dad。。。。。 Huhhehe。。。。。。 ”

"Silly Nizi! Say some crazy things! Liu Zhenzhen subconsciously stroked his face, and he had mixed feelings. The little nun's lips were as gentle and lovely as rose petals, and when she kissed her like this, Liu Zhenzhen's heart was a little sour.

"It's nice to have no worries!" Joan of Arc breathed a sigh of relief, opened her arms, and looked up at the shampa in the sky.

"You~ are purely asking for trouble!" Liu Zhen laughed.

"Daddy, I'm back to sleep! I'm going to take advantage of the good mood right now to weave a sweet dream by the way! Joan of Arc wrinkled her nose and took a sharp breath of cool air, and waved her hand vigorously at Liu Zhenzhen as she ran away, her beautiful long hair throwing out a faint scent of orchid in the night sky.

"it!" Liu Zhenzhen looked at the back of Joan of Arc's tricks, and then looked at the fruit on the ground: "What the is this called!" ”