254 Zhan Zhao engages Helen
Orens rode to the temple fair with his men, and bought a lot of good wine and meat, just like he did on the street now. Leda was very busy. There was a starlight feast in the big courtyard.
At this time, Helen was fifteen years old, and it was the best season for girls. After a long period of mother's best training, there are mother's cosmetics, and mother's missionary makeup, not to mention that Helen is a natural beauty, but she will almost dress up as a first-class beautiful girl.
Lida has indeed made a great contribution to human beings in women's makeup, not only making women's faces look particularly good, but also maintaining the fragrance of flowers.
The mother is busy cooking, and the daughter is busy putting on makeup. Helen is also in the ranks of military training, this is what Lida's mother wants her to do, Lida often said to Helen: "A girl who is very beautiful needs to learn a little martial arts, if she encounters a hooligan or something, she will kill him as soon as she strikes." If you really learn your kung fu, it's another thing if you can't die, and it doesn't hurt to let such a man do it, he can be regarded as a stallion in the world......"
Leda, who is it? Someone who came over. Lida caused a lot of trouble because of her beauty, relying on her own big and learning a little bit of three hairs and four feet, the little hooligan took a lot of death, and when she met the king Zeus, it was a big stake, and people did not bully others, but they became a goose, which excludes force and force, and it can also be said to be a mismatch. It means that people are in love with different kinds.
What must be explained here is that Leda is using a little beauty trick. Leda knew she couldn't do it, and it was a great opportunity to let Helen take the stage. It has been mentioned many times earlier in this book that beauty and intelligence are a set, if a woman is not beautiful and some people think that she is smart, it is absolutely fake, really beautiful is smart, you can't become a ghost. Even if a woman who is not good-looking is smart, she is also a little smart, and in big scenes, in big problems, she will show her original form.
Moonlight in the sky. The banquet is thick. Leda called Helen into the room and used her housekeeping skills to dress Helen up as a fairy. The incense powder that I am usually reluctant to use is also taken out and used without reservation.
"Mom gave you a chance to take the stage today, and your dad was going to attack Sparta, but I don't think it's time yet. There are not enough soldiers and horses. But now the opportunity has come, and the bad thing about the men is that they are not happy if you invite them. The only way is to let go of shame, which is translated into Chinese as a beauty meter, or seduction.
I can't. If I hadn't been your mother, I would have been as beautiful as you. ......"Leda is teaching Helen real kung fu, the real kung fu of seducing men.
"Mom, what am I going to wear to go out?" Helen still looks so tender in front of her mother, isn't she a rookie?
"Just wear a bijini, anyway, under the moonlight, let them be cloudy and birdish. It's like opening a restaurant, you don't put more chili peppers and chemical ghosts or something, and they don't want to eat it, and they say that you are not a good cook. "What Lida said about Bijuni, that's the ancient Bijuni. It's a shawl. A shawl is a whole piece of cloth wrapped around the back. People who can't think of this image can think like this, like a coat draped over the body without putting his hands in the sleeves, exposing his whole ambition, this is the so-called Bijuni of Leda.
In ancient times, the alcohol content was generally not high, and as long as the amount of alcohol was a little better, people could eat and drink all night without getting drunk.
Lida carried a jar of wine, followed by Helen, and came to the banquet in the large courtyard, first of all, to give a bowl to the king.
"Uncles, please, have a good drink tonight, the little girl is here to toast......" Lida finished and brought a bowl to the king.
Lida titan, Helen serving the bowl. Helen took a bowl full of wine and put it in front of the king Zeus, and whispered, "Uncle, please drink!" ”
Zeus, the king of heaven, saw that Helen was wearing only a shawl. Which one is sweet in my heart, so sweet that I am half angry. Some readers will definitely ask: Why is Sweet still angry? Because he knew that it was his daughter, he couldn't do it, which was equivalent to a homeless man seeing the roast duck in the kitchen window and having no money to buy it. I had to starve to death on the street in anger.
Others had nothing to say, and when they came to Zhanzhao, Helen deliberately rubbed it, and said coquettishly: "Uncle Zhanzhao has a good amount of alcohol, so you can have an extra drink?!" ……”
Who is Zhan Zhao Zhan Xiongfei? Known as Nanxia, he is young and young. The amount of alcohol is naturally better for others as well. Knowing that Zhanzhao's martial arts were good, Helen deliberately brought her body closer to each other to make Zhanzhao a spring tide. His inner world is like a wild rhinoceros in heat on the African savannah, running alone in the desert in search of another suitable one.
Zhan Zhao took a large bowl of wine brought by Helen with both hands, drank it all with his neck tilted, and then brought a second bowl...... We'll leave Helen at bay how beautiful she is. At this time, Zhanzhao only had one sentence in his heart, that is, he was willing to die on Helen's stomach.
The next target is Li Fangyuan, that is to say, the oriental devils are easy to bully, of course Lida understands that you are far away from your homeland, and you must have another mentality towards this thing. When Lida and Helen used the same way to get Li Yuanfang, Di Renjie didn't do it, he stretched out his leg from under the table and kicked Li Fangyuan with his foot. Isn't this trick easy to take? Definitely. This is Di Renjie asking himself not to fall for the beauty trick.
Of course, Di Renjie's intention is to warn Li Yuanfang not to drink two bowls, if he drinks two bowls, he will be drunk, and a man will promise himself in his heart if he is drunk in front of a beautiful woman: I must get this B!
The same is true in the current society, when encountering such a situation, men have to pay a lot, at most of course, their lives. Robbery and robbery are hooligans, you know.
After toasting the main members, Helen began to dance in the moonlight, not to mention the good looks, she was literally digging into the hearts of the men with knives. Originally, men like this thing the most when they drink alcohol, and Helen comes to this trick at this critical moment, which is simply to ask a man to die with a knife.
As the saying goes, there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, and it has been over for a long time, and Zhanzhao is looking for Helen with a drunken pretence of half-madness and half-stupidity. He whispered, "Helen, which house do you sleep in?" ”
Your trick Leda had expected that she would sleep with Helen by her side, and still leaned against the wall of the bed to put Helen together. If you want to get Helen, you'll have to cross the Usli River in Leda. It's harder than heaven, can you get it?
Strangely, Zhanzhao really saw Helen in the moonlight.
"Helen, Helen, Helen!" Zhan Zhao used his housekeeping skills, that is, his world-famous light skills.
Helen danced in the moonlight as she drifted off into the distance, just one step away from Zhanzhao's light skills.
"Helen, Helen, Helen!" Zhanzhao was dancing in space, and he had to dance more than ten meters in one step, but he couldn't catch up, and he could only see Helen's smile.
Is there really light power in the world? Definitely. Just like you don't believe that there are ghosts in the world, if there is really light work, who has used it in athletes? Could it be that athletes are all pigs, so they can't practice this light skill?
Helen, on the other hand, practiced Scud, striding and stopping from time to time to pick her favorite flowers on the side of the road. After picking the flowers, put them on your nose and smell them, then threw them towards Zhanzhao, and then continued to walk. Walking through a small bush, when Zhanzhao flashed his eyes and saw Helen again, Helen was standing next to her mother, Lida.
Zhanzhao is ten meters away from Helen's mother, this phenomenon is like a lion in the animal world chasing a calf, when the calf enters the arms of the big cow mother, the lion stops and is timid. There are many tigers who have been killed by the horns of the big bulls.
When Zhanzhao was pondering, Lida suddenly disappeared, and returned to Helen alone, and she was still squatting on the ground to pee...... At ten-thousandths of a second, Zhanzhao still felt shy, but his inner nature was instigating him, conniving at him that this was a golden opportunity. It is so ready that it cannot be reproduced.
"Uncle come here, do you have any paper with you? I'm. Helen was asking Zhanzhao to bring her paper, and Helen encountered a question that is often asked on the computer, what should I do if I don't bring paper to the toilet? Ask Zhanzhao what you want, fools, and Helen will know.
Hearing Helen calling her uncle, she was asking for paper, but the pie that fell from the sky turned out to be. Zhan Zhao was so angry that he wanted to hit Niu B with his head. Just be a good person, Zhanzhao walked over to Helen squatting and, he should have brought a head handle without a piece of paper, is his head dead? Isn't this a heavenly opportunity for a hero to smile at a beautiful woman? Thinking of this, Zhan Zhao took out the giant sword on his waist and cut off a piece of robe cloth on his body.
Readers and friends, no one should say Zhan Zhaohun, blame this product for being too beautiful, cutting off a piece of cloth in front of this goods is nothing at all, and some people don't blink their eyes when they die for a beauty.
(Juque Sword - one of the five swords created by Ou Yezi, the former famous foundry, ranked fifth, the blade is three feet long, the handle is seven inches long, the blade is about five inches wide, and weighs about five catties...... )
Zhan Zhao took out the sword and cut off the cloth, and after the sword was closed, he immediately began to wipe Helen's ass. It doesn't matter if this rub is rubbed, Zhanzhao's evil thoughts are as fast as Hu fake Hu, and they all fall down with a push, and they see the south west wind as a pair of south winds. Zhanzhao pushed Helen on the spot with her back facing the sky, and Helen hurriedly said: "Uncle is so bad, get people to......"
"Aren't I afraid that you will run away, and when I finish doing stupid things for you, I will use my giant sword to cut off a piece of my robe and cloth and wipe it for you. Sister obediently ......" Zhanzhao treated Helen like a little girl, and after speaking, there was a tingle on her body...... It turned out to be just a cannon in the air, showing the dream of spring. (To be continued.) )
PS: I laughed at the end of the review, it turned out to be a horse race