19, robbing beautiful women, father and son turned against each other

Everyone took their positions and quieted down, except for the quick-talking Tersitus, who continued to curse. His stomach was full of jumbled words, and he quarreled incoherently with the chiefs, hoping to cause the Argos to laugh.

He is the ugliest of all Argos

There were so many long-haired Achaeos, like the flies that fluttered up and down beside milk-soaked barrels in the warm spring months.

They stood confidently on the steppe and vowed to wipe out the Trojans. It was as if an experienced shepherd had divided the mixed herd of cattle in all directions, and the chiefs had sent their troops, one here and the other, ready to meet them.

The majestic figure of Agamen is outstanding.

Countless gods changed their methods in the crowd to borrow the mouths of the common people, instigating those young soldiers with strong blood: "Go and rob the beautiful ......"

The response was like a tidal wave under a strong wind, and wave after wave rushed to the cliff, splashing through the sky.

It was a cloudless day, and it was a sunny day. The brave young soldiers, all with the shadow of a beautiful woman in front of their eyes, can hug them with open hands.

This is a grand gathering of heroes of many island countries, just like the current major military regions, all branches of the military, and the pre-war beach parade. The soldiers were all using short swords and shields, and they were all facing each other to start the pre-battle drills, all of them full of confidence. Of course, as a man, putting in the effort to grab a beautiful woman is a big thing once and for all. Everyone shouted: "Go and grab the beauty." ”

As a high-ranking general, they all wield spears on chariots and trained horses to run along the coastline to be flexible in wartime.

The subordinates were busy with the logistics work. Be a ghost, the cattle and sheep brought with you at that time are now skinny and skinny. After so many years, the old man who brought the cattle and sheep to graze has died one after another.

There are a few small tribes that have experience, but also because they have been on expeditions and plundering for a long time, and they live by fighting, and they know that food and grass on the battlefield is a big problem. They brought fishing nets, seeds from plantations. There are also cows and ewes in one to ten.

The leaders of these small tribal states are much smarter than the leaders of the great powers. Their minds won't be on what kind of ghost beauties they are going to divide at all, they know that this is usually a deception, if they can really grab a lot of beauties, of course this can be cashed in, otherwise it is? Definitely.

In fact, some small island countries did not send strong soldiers at all, and the one who was called the commander was not the real commander, which was purely perfunctory. This is a scheming, leaving the strong ones to breed in their own country, so that all those who are strong will take the strong ones to die on the battlefield, and then the weak country will become a strong country, the beautiful ones, the temporary, the unwanted, and at that time, the flower girl's, all of them, will belong to me.

Before setting out on the expedition, this X-cub tried his best to explain to those strong men who wanted to follow the expedition to grab beautiful women. Tell them that this is a good opportunity to defeat a strong country in the future, and tell them that they can't grab beautiful women, even if they can really grab a few, under the bullying of that big country, can their father and son have enough in this regard? Definitely.

If, as the legend says, all women are beautiful, then we can also get a full boat. We're just sending some scum with us now, and you hide for a while, and if they come to us to recruit troops, we'll tell them that's all. In this expedition, the entire army was annihilated. They are thieves, they are crazy about beautiful women.

On the other side of the legendary sea, all the women are beautiful, which is completely fake, in fact, there is only one beauty, and that is the daughter of Zeus.

This winning thief is really crazy, it's not fun to treat my sister as a wife, and I want to treat my daughter as a wife. This means that they are powerful and fall on others, don't say that the law does not allow it, even saliva will soak people to death.

Alone he slipped away from the main training ground, and he came to a small tribe in a sullen mood, where he was warmly received by his master.

"The lieutenant marshal seems to be in a bad mood," asked the king of a small tribe, "and now that war is about to begin, can the lieutenant marshal say anything that displeased him?" ”

"Didn't I go out to fight a battle yesterday," said the lieutenant, "and finally snatched a beautiful woman who could barely be called a beauty, and I thought that just after the war, men should not do stupid things right away, just when I was so tired that I wanted to sleep and have a good time, I didn't expect this old dog to take the opportunity to take her to the headquarters, and say that he would be some kind of ghost secretary." ”

"Deputy marshal and discouraged, after all, he is the king of heaven and your father, how can you call him an old dog? Isn't it just a woman, can't you grab it when the war starts tomorrow, if you really grab it again, you can simply send it directly to his headquarters yourself, which is both meritorious and flattering. When the time comes, maybe you will be able to take over the king's class, and then won't the spoils you offer him be yours again? And no one else can have it. Said the king of the small country.

"You still want to take this old dog's class, don't worry, this old dog can't die for a while, I don't know how long I have to endure it." The deputy marshal said as he spoke, with a little tear in his eyes.

Then the king of the small country brought a bowl of hot milk and a plate of roast leg of lamb. Since the start of the war, food has been in short supply, and no one from soldiers to generals can eat a decent meal, and mutton roast legs are even more unthinkable.

There was still a war, and the soldiers who starved to death were stinking on the beach. Several small countries that followed the gang thought that this would happen, and they had long been sowing seeds and harvesting grain on the beaches on the side, grazing and breeding young sheep. From ancient times to the present day, every military strategist should take into account the army's own food. This is clearly pointed out in the discussion of protracted warfare, and in the war years, food is more important than artillery shells.

While eating barbecue, the lieutenant said to the king of the small country, "The next time I go to war, you will send a few strong men to follow you, pretend not to know each other, and bring some sacks of hemp, and when I catch a beautiful woman, put her in a sack, tie her up with ropes, and carry her into your camp." When the battle is over, I say I didn't get anything, and at night, I sneak up to you quietly, eating barbecue and playing with beautiful women, that's what life does. ”

"Get a few of your father's old dogs, as you say, or he will know how to get by? I have to ask you for sin. Said the little king of the small tribe.

"Definitely. He still dares to come here to rob him, and if he gets angry, I will do it with him, no matter what the hell he is, he is just a chaotic thief. Even though he is a god chief, I am ashamed to be his son. There is a woman who is obviously my sister, but because of his incestuous incest, I still have to call her mother and shame me. It is precisely because he is powerful that he can have all the beauties in the world as his wife, is this his heavenly principle? Definitely. From now on, it is my spoils, and he does not want to take half of them, even though he is the king of heaven. The more the deputy marshal talked, the more angry he became.