"Haha, brother, is it a bit exaggerated?" After listening to Zhang Zheng's words, Liu Yan smiled.

Zhang Zheng said: "There is no words, only facts." Comrade Lao Bai's two poems of 'looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, the six palaces have no color', as he said, are talking about Yang Yuhuan and Yang Guifei, but it is better to say that it is more appropriate to put it on my sister. ”

"Haha! I said, Brother Zhang, you kid started fooling my sister again. ”

"Sister, brother is really not fooling this time. In terms of figure, my sister is definitely better than many famous contemporary female models, and in terms of beauty, even the reincarnation of the four beauties of ancient times cannot compete with you. Looking at you from a distance is already fascinating, and looking at you up close is even more haunting......"

"Wait, Brother Zhang, not only did you see it, but you also saw it, but you also hugged and kissed it, why didn't I see you fascinated and haunted?"

"Sister Liu doesn't know, my brother is not only fascinated and haunted by dreams, he can't eat, he can't sleep, he has no energy to work, he can't take a bath, he has no energy, he is tired, and he ...... walking."

"Stop! You kid will talk nonsense, when you hold me, the strength is so great that I can't breathe; When you kissed me, you almost suffocated me with so much energy; When you pushed me, the strength was so fierce, almost broke through the skirt, how can it be like you said, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you have no energy, fatigue, and weakness? ”

"As the saying goes: one look at the Dream of Red Mansions, the following is *. Reading a book, it will be so energetic, when the brother faces a beautiful woman who is like a fairy, he has more strength, more strength, and more strength, what's so strange? ”

"Haha! I said Brother Zhang, is there such a saying? ”

"There are many sayings about the Dream of Red Mansions, such as: After watching the Dream of Red Mansions, you have lovesickness, studying the Dream of Red Mansions, and picking up girls is also crazy, have you heard of Sister Liu?"

"My sister is lonely and unheard, and I really haven't heard of it. Brother Zhang, what does this mean? ”

"The meaning of the first two sentences is that people who have seen the Dream of Red Mansions have more or less suffered from lovesickness."

"What about the last two sentences?"

"The meaning of the last two sentences is that those who study the Dream of Red Mansions, the so-called experts, professors, and scholars of Red Studies, over time, most of them have become masters of picking up girls and madmen."

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, according to you, Dream of Red Mansions is not only an immortal masterpiece in my country, but also a guide for men to pick up girls?"

"Sister Liu is right. As the saying goes, officials look at the Three Kingdoms, bandits look at the Water Margin, children watch Journey to the West, and perverts look at the Red Mansion. Dream of Red Mansions is not only a guide to picking up girls, but also a must-read book for newlyweds. ”

"Haha! I said Brother Zhang, you are so good, this pickle girl guide is thunderous enough, you have a newlywed must-read, how can this make Mr. Cao Xueqin and Cao embarrassed? ”。

"Sister Liu, you really see the Three Kingdoms crying and worrying about the ancients, in fact, Mr. Cao is an old pervert, so for him, there is no question of how to be embarrassed."

"The more you kid talk, the more unscored, Cao Xueqin is an old pervert, I've really heard of it for the first time, what evidence do you have?" Liu Yan asked.

"Sister Liu, the number one lewd person in the world, do you know who it is?"

"Sister, I don't dare to say that I am familiar with Dream of Red Mansions, but I still have read it a few times, so you can't pass me in this question. The number one prostitute in the world is, of course, the second master of Jia Baoyu Bao in the Dream of Red Mansions. ”

Sister Liu got it right. The number one lewd person in the world is indeed that guy. ”

"The problem is that most people who have watched Dream of Red Mansions think that Bao Er Ye poured his blood, tears and feelings into that group of beautiful, lovely, young, pathetic and pitiful women, and is the first amorous seed in the world, not the first lewd." Willow Rock Road.

"I can only say that there is something wrong with the way these people read books, they only see one side of the problem and ignore the other side of the problem." Zhang Zheng said.

"Why do you say that?"

"Jia Baoyu is the most amorous seed in the world, there is nothing wrong, but with his intention to adulterate his nephew and daughter-in-law Qin Keqing, and commit adultery with many of his maids, and also play homosexuality with Qin Zhong, Jiang Yuhan and other men, it is absolutely appropriate for him to wear the hat of the world's first lewd."

"I basically agree with your opinion about Jia Baoyu's evaluation, but does this have anything to do with whether Cao Xueqin is a pervert?" Liu Yan said disdainfully.

"Whether it is related or not, it depends on the relationship between the two. May I ask Sister Liu, do you know who Jia Baoyu's prototype is? Zhang Zheng asked.

"On this issue, you still won't test me, the vast majority of red experts and scholars agree that most of the prototypes of Jia Baoyu, the hero of Dream of Red Mansions, are Cao Xueqin herself."

"That's not the end of it. In other words, Jia Baoyu is about equal to Cao Xueqin, and Cao Xueqin is about equal to Jia Baoyu, since Jia Baoyu is the first lewd person in the world, this Cao Xueqin is an authentic old pervert. ”