Chapter Ninety-One: I'm Cool, So I'm Here

"Jiang Yunfan" put his hands in the pockets of his jeans and walked over step by step: "Lao Hei, why did she offend you?" It's up to you to do it yourself..."

"Brother Siyun, this stinky girl doesn't know how to lift up, and she hurt my brother..."

"You were hit on the head by her too?" Siyun looked at Xiao Yun, who was staring at him like a nymphomaniac at this time, and frowned in disgust. He has seen too many such eyes, so he is very disdainful of superficial women who only know how to look at their skin.

Could it be that I was wrong just now? Does such a woman have the courage to fight with several men? If it weren't for the woman's sassy and heroic posture wielding a bamboo pole that aroused his interest, he wouldn't have bothered to join in the fun...

Lao Hei reached out and touched the bag on his head, and his eyes flashed with cold light: "If this girl hadn't attacked me, I wouldn't have fallen for her..."

"Stinky bald head, there is a kind of one-on-one competition between the two of us, find someone to help, you will be a soft persimmon..."Xiao Yun raised his chin and gave Lao Hei a challenge.

"Stinky. Son, I'm going to break your hands and feet today......"

"Old Hei, how about you compete with this woman? Such a woman who doesn't know the height of the sky should really be adjusted. Tunes. Teach..."Siyun looks like it's not a big deal to see the excitement.

"This ......" Lao Hei knew how powerful Xiao Yun was, and he didn't want to lose face in front of Siyun, but now he was difficult to ride a tiger.

Seeing Lao Hei's hesitation, Xiao Yun became even more proud: "What? Scared? Stinky bald head, I think you're a soft-footed shrimp who only bullies more and less..."

"Stinky. Son, you are killing yourself..."Lao Hei was disgraced by Xiao Yun's words, and he was furious, "Let go of her, today Lao Tzu will definitely beat her all over the ground looking for teeth..."

Gaining freedom, Xiao Yun raised his foot and stepped hard, and the thin heel almost stepped through the squid's instep. The squid's high-octave wail shook Lao Hei's heart.

The squid bent over in pain, and Xiao Yun took the opportunity to grab his arm, and an over-the-shoulder fall threw him out.

The squid's body soared into the air, and his posture lacked beauty, but the landing was a soft landing, because he was pressed under his body and couldn't avoid the old black.

Lao Hei was pressed by the squid's fleshy body and wanted to vomit, but Xiao Yun didn't give him a chance to vomit, jumped over and straddled the two, stretched out his hand and strangled their necks.

"Stinky bald, you lost..."Xiao Yun saw that the others wanted to help, and increased the strength of his hand, "Don't move, come over again, I'll crush their Adam's apple..."

was frightened by Xiao Yun's aura, and no one dared to move, and they all looked at Xiao Yun with incredible eyes: Is this a woman? This is simply a tiger aunt dressed in the skin of a beautiful sheep...

"Wonderful..."Siyun clapped his palms, "Lao Hei, you did lose, then give me a face and let them go... Don't trouble them again in the future..."

How dare Lao Hei not give Siyun face, not to mention that his situation is embarrassing now, if other acquaintances see him being pressed under the crotch by a woman, then he will have to wear a mask when he goes out in the future... So he nodded desperately, indicating that he wanted to reconcile.

"Stinky bald head, if you dare to go back on your word, I will crush your eggs with my own hands..."Xiao Yun deliberately patted the swollen bag on the old black bald head, and then stood up.

"Stinky. Son, you ......" The old black wolf pushed away the squid on his body, got up from the ground, and wanted to be mad but found Siyun looking at him coldly, so he cried and said with a sad face, "Brother Siyun, this woman is so arrogant, I really can't swallow this breath..."

"Can't swallow this breath? How about I invite you to dinner another day and help you get things right? Siyun had a cold face from beginning to end, so that Lao Hei couldn't grasp his thoughts.

"Brother Siyun, how can I let you break the bank? If I can invite you to dinner another day, it will be my old Hei's blessing..."Lao Hei felt that there was no need to offend Siyun for a woman, so he pushed the boat down the river, "Listen to Brother Siyun today, you can do whatever you say..."

Siyun didn't want to talk nonsense with Lao Hei anymore, so she directly expressed her attitude: "Then sell me face, don't worry about a woman anymore..."

"Well... Then let's go first, set up a banquet another day, and ask Brother Siyun to appreciate his face..."Lao Hei can see that the cat is tired, and it is estimated that Siyun has taken a fancy to this girl, otherwise with his temperament, he will not be nosy... So if you don't want to cause any more trouble, it's better to get out of the way early...

Lao Hei took a few people and fled with his tail between his legs, and Siyun saw that there was nothing lively to see, so he also turned around and planned to leave.

"Hey... Jiang Yunfan, don't go..."The male god in my mind... What's more, he saved himself, how could Xiao Yun be willing to let him go? Hurriedly ran up and stopped him.

"You recognize the wrong person, my name is not Jiang Yunfan..."Siyun looked at Xiao Yun calmly, and his eyes were not shocked.

"I know... Jiang Yunfan is the male protagonist in "The Legend of Sword and Fairy V", because you look very similar to him, so I treat you like this..."Xiao Yun explained.

Do you mean to make me remember you? Mentally retarded... Siyun glanced at Xiao Yun boredly, bypassed her and continued to walk forward.

"Your name is Siyun, aren't you? Siyun, that is, the meaning of missing Xiao Yun, right? Xiao Yun shouted at Siyun's back.

"Miss Xiao Yun?" Siyun turned around and asked puzzledly, "Who is Xiao Yun?" ”

"It's me..."Xiao Yun stretched out his hand and patted his chest and smiled evilly, "You have missed me for many years, right?" ”

"Boring..."Siyun glanced at Xiao Yun, turned his head and took a step.

"Wait..."Xiao Yun ran forward again to stop Siyun's way, "Siyun, you saved me today, you are my savior, how can I repay you for saving your life?" ”

"No..."Siyun regretted a little that she was nosy, how could she save such an idiot woman who was pestering?

"Yes, yes... Otherwise, I won't be able to go..."Xiao Yun pretended to think deeply, and then said with a rippling face, "I don't have any money to repay you, or I will be meat. Pay for it..."

"Uh......" Siyun's face was full of black lines, and the woman was probably crazy with hunger and thirst. He stretched out his hand to block Xiao Yun unceremoniously, and strode forward, wishing that he would disappear here immediately.

Sure enough, women are superficial and hypocritical, which disappointed him to the extreme...

"Siyun, you're so cool, don't you feel lonely?" It is estimated that he is another man who has been broken, Xiao Yun shook his head without thinking.

Siyun's footsteps paused, but he didn't look back, didn't speak, and continued to walk forward.

"Ignore it, ignore it... It was dragged like a three-six-nine cylinder..."Xiao Yun pursed his lips, and suddenly an evil smile rose to the bottom of his eyes, "Siyun, your crotch is cracked, and your underwear is leaking..."

When Siyun heard this, he was anxious, and the coldness on his face instantly cracked, and he hurriedly lowered his head to check. When I saw that my jeans were intact, the chill was even worse.

"Hahaha......" Xiao Yun's slight trick made Siyun panic, she was in a good mood, and laughed out loud, "A small pair of underwear will make your disguised outer cool collapse, see if you dare to pretend to be cool in front of your sister in the future?" ”

"You woman...... Thick-skinned..."Siyun really couldn't find a suitable adjective to describe Xiao Yun for a while...

"As the saying goes, if you have a thick skin, you eat enough... Thank you for the compliment..."Xiao Yun felt that it was super pleasant to make this cool male god angry, "That's right... I live in Unit 402, Unit 6, Fuyuan Community, if you need my meat. When you pay for it, remember to come to me..."

"Shameless..."Being molested by a woman three or four times, Siyun was so angry that she grinded her teeth, but she didn't want to destroy her image of being cool to the end, so she quickened her pace and prepared to stay away from this undisciplined woman.

"Xiao Yun, don't make trouble..."Seeing that Xiao Yun had been teasing other men, Lu Hao's heart rose a sour taste, "He saved us, how can you make fun of him?" ”

"Who told him to be cool? Do you think cool means handsome? Xiao Yun deliberately said loudly, "In this winter, I'm not afraid of frostbite..."

"You..."Lu Hao had no choice but to change the subject, "Are you okay?" ”

Xiao Yun shook his head: "It's okay... What about you? Where's the injury? ”

Xiao Yun stretched out his hand to pull open Lu Hao's clothes to check, but Lu Hao was so frightened that he stopped her hand embarrassedly: "I'm fine........."

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