Chapter 576: Goodbye Old God Stick
"What's on your mind?"
Ye Yang looked at Su Xiaonuan with a slight puzzlement, but he really didn't understand why she said this.
Su Xiaonuan said lightly: "Generally, if this situation occurs, it means that this Irene must be very disgusted with your identity." You are a rich second generation in her eyes, which means that she must be very disgusted with the rich second generation, maybe she has been abandoned by the rich second generation before or done something that hurt her."
After listening to Su Xiaonuan's words, Ye Yang was stunned for a while before sighing, if it was really like what Su Xiaonuan said, he didn't need to meet her in general.
"Are you hungry, let's go eat something," Ye Yang said.
Su Xiaonuan nodded, and the two walked into an Italian restaurant next to them and ordered some food.
When they had eaten and drunk, they left, and the two walked down the street. Of course, Ye Yang was holding a large bag of things in his hand.
Just as they were walking around a corner, they suddenly heard an old voice say, "Oh no, there are bras, there are bras, and they are big breasts." ”
Ye Yang's heart suddenly felt a strange feeling, how could this voice sound so familiar, it seemed that he had heard it somewhere.
He subconsciously turned his head to look, and Su Xiaonuan also turned his head to look.
"Liu Half"
Ye Yang suddenly shouted, no wonder it sounded familiar enough, it turned out to be Liu Banban's guy.
At this time, this guy was squatting on the side of the road, still the same stall, and the old god was staring at Su Xiaonuan.
After hearing Ye Yang's voice, Liu Banban also saw Ye Yang, and was immediately shocked. You must know that he fooled Ye Yang, as the so-called does not do bad things, and is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. If you do something wrong, you look like everyone is looking for you.
You must know that you have really fooled Ye Yang, can he not be afraid when he sees Ye Yang.
"Ah, it's not me, it's not me," Liu Banban said hurriedly.
Ye Yang showed a sneer on his face, he walked in front of Liu Ban, and Su Xiaonuan also walked to the side, blocking Liu Banban's way to escape.
"Who is he?" Su Xiaonuan asked in some surprise.
Ye Yang snorted lightly and said, "This is the great immortal I mentioned to you. ”
"Ah, really, Daxian, can you do the math for me" Su Xiaonuan's performance was obviously different from what Ye Yang thought.
Ye Yang said: "Don't believe him, he is a liar."
Unexpectedly, after listening to Ye Yang's words, Liu Banban couldn't help but raise his head and say, "Who said I was a liar, and I was in a hurry." ”
"Huh?" Ye Yang looked at Liu Banban with interest and said, "Aren't you a liar?" ”
Liu Banban snorted lightly and said: "You can insult my personality, but you can't insult my profession, my profession is sacred, and I want to relieve people's worries and take refuge." ”
The corners of Ye Yang's mouth curled and said, "Then you were a bad omen before, and you were a big murderer, I want to hear what you have to say." ”
Unexpectedly, Liu Banban snorted lightly, pointed at Su Xiaonuan and said, "Are you wearing a bra today?" ”
Su Xiaonuan was stunned, but still nodded.
Liu Banban turned to Ye Yang again and said, "Do you think she has big breasts?"
"Uh??? Dare to love this bra, this big breast" Ye Yang almost kicked half of Liu's feet.
But fortunately, he was stopped by Su Xiaonuan, Su Xiaonuan said with a smile: "Don't be angry, this person is quite interesting, just spare him." ”
Ye Yang snorted, the reason why Su Xiaonuan said this should be the reason why he saw Liu Ban being so old.
"Old man, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime is inescapable, if you want to forget it, it won't work, return all the money that cheated me last time" Ye Yang said coldly.
Liu Banban looked miserable, and he said aggrievedly: "I spent all your money, how can I pay you back." Otherwise, I'll calculate another hexagram for the two of you for free, and then ask for a marriage sign for you, you see if this will work. ”
"Okay, you big-headed ghost" Ye Yang suddenly knocked on Liu Banban's head, and Liu Banban suddenly screamed 'sigh'.
"Say, how do you want to compensate me," Ye Yang said.
Liu Banban looked at Su Xiaonuan with a bitter face and begged for mercy.
"Girl, you see that I'm old, it's not easy to make some money, so don't worry about me"
Before Su Xiaonuan could speak, Ye Yang said: "Don't worry about this matter, this old guy is wrong, he should say that he is immortal, but it is not okay not to teach him a lesson." ”
In fact, Ye Yang didn't want to teach him any lessons, but he always felt that he was puzzled by what Liu Banna said, so he wanted to take this opportunity to see if he could still get anything out of his mouth.
Seeing that Ye Yang didn't know how to respect the old and love the young, Liu Banban gritted his teeth and said, "I don't have any money for you, but I have a baby, do you want it."
Ye Yang was slightly stunned and asked, "What baby?" ”
Liu Banban said: "I have an ancestral treasure knife, so I will use this treasure knife to offset your money."
Ye Yang stretched out his hand and said, "Then take it."
When Ye Yang saw the so-called ancestral treasure knife that Liu Banban took out, he almost dragged Liu Banban from the ground and threw it aside.
He actually took out a nail clipper.
Su Xiaonuan couldn't help but laugh when she saw it on the side. It was the first time she had seen Ye Yang being shabu-shabu.
Having said that, Ye Yang seems to be very unhappy today. was first trampled by Irenene, and now he was made fun of by such a god, Su Xiaonuan laughed heartlessly.
"Are you taking me for a fool," Ye Yang said with a cold face.
Liu Banban hurriedly shook his head and said, "Why are you in a hurry, you said that it is an ancestral treasure knife, how can you bring it with you." I just want to cut my nails, do I need such a big reaction?"
Ye Yang couldn't help but roll his eyes, he really wanted to kick this Liu Ban to death now, this person is so old, how to do things and talk so cheaply.
"Where's your heirloom sword?" Ye Yang asked.
Liu Banban said: "Of course it's at home, or you can follow me home to get it." ”
In this case, most people will refuse, who knows if this magic stick will trick you back and hurt you again. Originally, Ye Yang also wanted to refuse, and then left.
However, his heart suddenly moved, and an idea came to him, that is, he had to see what medicine this guy was selling in his gourd.
"Okay, I'll follow you home to get it," Ye Yang said.
After hearing Ye Yang's words, Liu Banban was slightly stunned, and an ugly expression suddenly appeared on his face.
Ye Yang frowned and said, "You old boy is lying to me, right, you don't have that ancestral treasure knife at all."
Liu Banban looked at Ye Yang disdainfully and said, "Is my old man the kind of person who talks big, why don't you follow me back now." ”
"Just take a look" Ye Yang was also aroused.
At this time, Su Xiaonuan pulled Ye Yang's arm, Ye Yang handed her the car key and said, "You go back by yourself first, I'll accompany him to have a look."
Su Xiaonuan said: "Then I'll go with you."
Ye Yang said: "Don't go, I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, if something happens, I can't take care of you if you are by my side."
Su Xiaonuan nodded slightly, she was different from other girls. When other girls encounter this kind of thing, they want to die or live to follow, and in the end, they become a burden to men, and both of them die. And Su Xiaonuan is the kind of person who is very self-aware, if he knows that if something happens, Ye Yang can't take care of himself at all, and he doesn't love him, but harms him.
"Then you be careful," Su Xiaonuan said.
Ye Yang nodded, he grabbed half of the Liu, and said coldly: "Okay, let's go."
Liu Banban shouted loudly: "My guy, the guy who eats."
Ye Yang pursed his lips and said, "Those things are worthless, when you take the treasure sword, I will compensate you tenfold." I'm surprised, you're setting up a stall here to deceive people, why don't the chengguan come to arrest you, don't they like to arrest people?"
Liu Banban smiled and said, "You don't understand this, they are busy eating now, how can they have time to arrest me." Besides, even if they came to get me, I could feel it when they were far away from me, and I had slipped away before they could get close to me. ”
"Brag," Ye Yang said lightly.
Along the way, Liu Banban kept chattering, and Ye Yang didn't pay a word to him. In the end, he also seemed to find it boring, and simply shut his mouth.
Liu Banban lived in a very remote place, and Ye Yang didn't know that Yanjing still had such a place. The buildings here are all old buildings, but they are neither courtyard houses nor buildings from the Republic of China period, but more like some Western European styles.
Under Liu Banban's contempt and introduction, Ye Yang knew that this was originally the location of the embassy and consulate during the Republic of China, no wonder it was all European architectural style.
Ye Yang glanced at these buildings, the buildings of the Republic of China period are at least sixty or seventy years old now, and they are really old enough, and even the wall skin has basically fallen off.
Liu Banban took him to turn left and right here, and Ye Yang couldn't help but say, "Are you taking me into a haunted house?" ”
"Hey, how do you know" Liu Banban looked at Ye Yang with a serious look.
Ye Yang couldn't help but oozed a layer of black lines on his head, he sighed and said, "If you play tricks on me again, believe it or not, I'll strip you naked and throw you on the street now."
ps: (On fire, there is a bag in the nose, it's so uncomfortable, it hurts so much to move, ask for care, ask for love.) )