Chapter 1 I went to my aunt's house to pay back the money, but I was ...
"Auntie, as long as you agree, this thousand yuan is yours."
Looking at the woman in front of her with infinite charm and making Zhu Can covet her for a long time, she took out ten large bills from her pocket and slapped them heavily on the kang.
Zhang Cuihua's eyes lit up, her body, which was originally pinching her waist and straightening with anger, softened under the slight twist, and she quietly flew a flattering eye, "Zhu Can, what kind of person do you think of your aunt, how can you do that." ”
"Two thousand!" Zhu Can took out ten more bills from his pocket and slapped them on them.
Grunt! Zhang Cuihua swallowed her saliva fiercely, twisted her waist and slowly walked a few steps forward, her hand wanted to grab the banknote, but she shrank back with a slight hesitation, and her eyes moved reluctantly to look out the window, "In this broad daylight, the door is not plugged in, the curtains are not hung, in case it is not good for people to look at, what should Li Qiang and your uncle know when the time comes." ”
"Three thousand! Auntie, this is my bottom line, and there is no such price for finding a woman in the city. Zhu Can took out another thousand heavy shots.
"Aunt Xiao Cancan, why are you so rare, lie down on the kang quickly, and Auntie will go and plug in the door." Zhang Cuihua softened completely, poured a handful into Zhu Can's arms, grabbed the banknotes on the kang tightly in her hands, and explained that she was about to go out.
Zhu Can touched it unscrupulously, the corners of his mouth drooled, and he nodded again and again, "Auntie, hurry up, I'll wait for you." ”
When the two of them couldn't hold it, the landline phone rang suddenly, Zhang Cuihua's face was displeased, she grabbed the phone angrily, and shouted angrily, "Who?" ”
"You ate the ammunition and I can't hear it?" The voice on the phone was very loud, and Li Qiang's broken voice came.
"It's okay to hang up." Zhang Cuihua was so anxious to earn the 3,000 yuan that she couldn't help urging and was about to hang up the phone.
But the microphone just left his ears, and Li Qiang's voice sounded this time: "I asked Zhu Can to bring you back the 3,000 yuan, do you have it?" ”
"What? You asked him to bring back the 3,000 yuan? Zhang Cuihua's posture was about to burst out, especially the eyes were about to erupt with fire, and the two big guys on her chest flickered and couldn't stop rising and falling.
Zhu Can saw that the matter was revealed, so he dared to have a sweet dream, secretly scolded his uncle for a lot of things, asked what to do, and still didn't believe me, quietly exited the room, turned around and ran.
"Zhu Can, you little king and eight heads, the old lady has castrated you today, see if you still want to go to the kang with the old lady."
Not far from her house, she heard Zhang Cuihua's heart-rending roar, and she couldn't help but run more happily, and plunged into the haystack at the west end of the village.
Zhu Can, just 20 years old this year, because the family has no money, junior high school graduation did not go to school, in fact, the main thing is not good at studying, the teacher lectures this eye fights, sleep is a solid one, but after class, this spirit immediately comes, no way, study is not good, can only go to the construction site to do small work.
Not a while ago, I followed Uncle Li Qiang to the construction site in the county for two months, although I made a lot of money, but one day was dirty, tired and no woman to see, I really couldn't hold back the money to start work on the August Festival, and by the way, I took back the money that my uncle brought back, and handed it over to my aunt in person.
In fact, calling uncle and aunt is a kind of title, without the slightest blood relationship, Zhu Can is honest and honest, although he loves money and women, he is also a trustworthy person.
Secretly poked his head out of the haystack, and saw Zhang Cuihua's mother-in-law returning home with her big ass twisting and huffing, so she got out, cleaned up the scum on her body, and walked home with a simple smile and humming a little song.
I knew in my heart that Zhang Cuihua was determined to suffer this loss, anyway, she was a well-known prodigal woman in the village, and the village chief didn't suffer it for free so many times.
When I got home, I didn't have a conversation yet, and the old lady began to count down, anyway, it was how the two dogs at the door were so good that they got how much money they got back to their families in a year, and they were idle waste, full of food, and even the mud on people's toes was not as good.
What kind of ability do those two dogs have, isn't it just to be a security guard in a big city, when he was a child, he repaired him a lot, and he cleaned him up with his physique and dragged his younger brother with one hand, and he was also a security guard, and it would be good to be able to keep himself.
Too lazy to listen, too lazy to go to the mouth, directly pick up the rake at the door and go out, these days are just in time for the end of the autumn harvest, go to the field to fool around and hug the ground, but also a ear root idle.
But the rake just hugged the ground less than three or two, then fell to the ground fiercely, sat on the ground and took out a cigarette to smoke one, looking at the remaining three in the box, I couldn't help but feel a pain in the flesh, this cigarette was ruthlessly spent money to buy, keep it to support the façade.
No way! It's not a way to mix like this, you have to find a way, don't talk about working at home all day long, and it's good to be tired and fall behind.
Suddenly remembered that the second dog came, so he could be a security guard, and he was not a problem, so it was better to let him help, and he quickly stood up when he thought of this.
But at this moment, I suddenly felt a strong wind behind me, and before I understood what was going on, a sharp pain in my brain came, and my head was tilted and stuck directly to the ground.
"Ahh ”
But turning his head to look, who is behind him, moving his neck and eyes can't help but fall to the ground on an iron rake, this is not the one he brought, the iron rake in front of him is cold, slightly longer than his own, the nine teeth in front of him are in the shape of a barb, and there is an unknown head of the fierce god in front of him.
"Shangbao three points of water plus a heart, what is the last one to read?" It's terrible to have no culture, and Cheng Dù, who graduated from junior high school, really didn't recognize many words, and he didn't recognize the words on the rake handle after staring at it for a long time.
It doesn't matter what it is, anyway, it hit me, it's mine, stretched out his hand and dragged it to the rake handle, grinning his teeth and calling for half a sound, squeezing out three loud farts in a daze, but he didn't move at all, why is this sinking, who threw it just now, how much strength did it take, and why did he do it for a while, and he was not stoned to death?
No, this thing is old and heavy, it has to be returned, even if it sells scrap iron, it can be worth a lot of money, maybe it can really make a mess with Zhang Cuihua's mother-in-law.
Rural people are stubborn, the more they can't do it, the more they drill the tip of the horns, the rake handle can't be moved, run to the front and pull up the gap between the rake teeth, and shout in the mouth, 'You are my little apple, how to endure you is not too much, the red smiling face warms my heart, lights up the fire of my life"
Zhu Can is very good at finding a rhythm, and hurriedly pulls it up with a click, especially when it comes to *, a fire, but in the end, the fire is gone, and his hands are grinding hotly and painfully, and his palms are bloodshot.
And just when he was about to withdraw his hand, he suddenly felt that the animal seemed to bite the palm of his hand, and the root of his teeth was painful, and he wanted to withdraw his palm but was firmly sucked on it, and the blood in his body was flowing outward rapidly.
"Let go of my blood smell, I don't take a bath for half a year, please, can you change someone, the blood of Zhang Cuihua's mother-in-law in the east of the village is delicious." Zhu Can finally knew what it meant to call the heavens and the earth, no matter how the two feet kicked, how to kick, just couldn't break free, Zhu Can was scared and cried, he didn't want to die, and he wanted to throw a woman upside down and contribute his body.
But the rake just refused to let go, his eyes gradually blurred, and the strength of his shouting became smaller and smaller, and in a trance, it was as if he saw the fierce beast at the top roaring at his face, and then he was swallowed by it and fainted.
I don't know how long it has been, the dazzling sunlight made Zhu Can gradually recover, and his body was stunned for a moment under the activity, he quickly stood up, and turned around in place a few times, why is it okay?
By the way, what about the rake?
There was nothing in place, as if nothing had ever happened here.
Zhu Can scratched his head and couldn't figure out anything, dragging his rake step by step with thoughts to Ergouzi's house.
When he hung up the landline phone of Ergouzi's house, Zhu Canxiao almost didn't grin to the back of his head, he didn't expect the big city to be so good, and Ergouzi was righteous enough, so he promised to introduce him to work.