"Since you can't kill the sun god, you should always find an explanation, this may be the king of heaven Zeus rubbed a fan (rubbing the fan, meaning fake or has the meaning of pulling flowers. He said that he would search Leda's cosmetics and take a look, and if he could really find out that there were cosmetics that would make people look so beautiful from Lida's house, he would put the matter on the cosmetics and let it be gone. Later, it was Zeus himself who said that he just took the opportunity to come and see Leda and had a good time with Leda by the way. Isn't that a toss for people? What a Bung Dog Day guy!

As a result, I really found out very high-end cosmetics in Lida's house, which is really amazing, she uses plant flowers, dried and ground into powder, and when she uses it, she mixes a little water and applies it on her face, which looks beautiful and smells fragrant, which is simply the seven-step dispersion of all men in the world.

This old thief has harmed my reputation for ...... first life" Li Yuanfang said this, and it was time to steal the book, and he only hated himself for listening to Di Renjie, the old thief.

"What the hell is going on, who ruined your reputation?" Ruyan was very puzzled when she heard this, but it seemed that this really hurt Li Yuanfang's heart.

"Originally, the investigation of the case was the investigation of the case, and only the materials related to the case were searched, and the search was cosmetics. But this old dog even stole the treasure book from Lida's house, and let me hide it in the crotch of my pants and stick to my fleshy thighs. This old dog himself is a high-level law enforcement officer, and he knows that when investigating and prosecuting the facts of the crime in the course of handling the case, he cannot steal other private property of the criminal, or anything unrelated to the case, at the same time. Or you can't divulge it, someone else's. This old dog knows that this is an immoral act, or has broken the law, and dares to defy the law in order to covet the world's greatest treasure? ruined my reputation for the rest of my life......" Li Yuanfang was already sad and sad when he said this, crying so much that his mouth couldn't speak, and his whole body began to shake when he cried.

"Brother Li Yuanfang said that he didn't take the initiative, but Di Renjie took the initiative to steal the treasure map, so why didn't he put it on his own body?" When Ruyan heard it a little clearly, it was as if the matter could not be completely blamed on Di Renjie's head. There is the meaning of a conspiracy in it.

"I didn't think of this stubble at the time, maybe I was greedy myself, I thought it was like a rape (corpse), anyway, it was a dead B. If you do it, you will do it, and no one else will know about it except for misconduct. It's still to blame yourself, a rookie is a rookie, and he is still a rookie when he dies and becomes a ghost, and he is still played by Di Renjie, an old bird. This is the race of our Eastern Empire?

Two people do business in partnership. I didn't play with him when I was alive, and I still didn't escape being played by him after I died, and I still didn't escape being played by him once, and sooner or later the smart and the mentally handicapped will have to meet each other. This is the race of our Eastern Empire, strong and weak, wise and stupid, if he doesn't compare you, he won't let go of death and become a ghost. Didn't he Di Renjie do this just to let me know that I was not smarter than him, and I fell for his tricks. ”

"How did this fall for Di Renjie's plan?" Ruyan couldn't help but fall into this stealing pattern.

"I'm sure that Di Renjie, this old dog, is playing tricks, and I think even more that he is using a trick to adjust the bag from what you asked. You ask him why he didn't hide the treasure map on his own body? It reminds me of drug cartels. He treated me as a bag, he took a plane to the destination to pick up the goods, and it was my life that was found to be dead on the way! In the same way, he put this treasure map on me, and when he laid down the golden fleece, he took it and presented it to the old demon Wu Zetian, isn't this the same as drug trafficking? Those who receive goods make a windfall, and those who deliver goods can only earn a bowl of residual porridge to drink. Similarly, if he handed over the Golden Fleece to Wu Zetian in person, he could have a good time with this old demon, and it would be good for me to taste a drop of B soup. I'm mad at me. Li Yuanfang calculated things very realistically.

"Did he do that?" Ruyan was dissatisfied with Li Yuanfang's reasoning calculus.

"I was like this when I was alive, I always had a taste of superiors to subordinates to him, and he was always obedient. ......" Li Yuanfang began to use simple language, and the more he spoke, the more he spoke, the more unclear he became.

"You get the idea. At that time, you shouldn't hide the dirt on yourself and destroy your lifelong heroic image! Ruyan also felt that the image of this hero would be damaged from now on. It's like a beautiful girl being splashed with sulfuric acid on her face, making her originally beautiful face look inhuman.

"There are not many people in the world who can foretell the consequences of crime before or at the time of sinning, always thinking that they are smart, or insignificant, or that they are bullying others. Don't put others in your eyes. Besides, I didn't know that it was a crime at the time, or I knew it, but I didn't put it in my eyes, and I also thought that I had never done unreasonable things with Master Di before I was alive, so I thoughtlessly thought that this time it was also a reasonable thing.

At that time, I knew that this was a bit of a bully of other criminals, searching for items that had been committed in other people's homes, and plundering things that had nothing to do with the crime and hiding them privately. At that time, the criminals themselves were afraid to pee, you just robbed people of the air, and people didn't dare to make a sound, people were breaking the law and had no owner, and they wanted to live and not die. People who think that they are cicadas are cicadas, and they are smart, and today they are sins themselves, but they don't think that they are good cicadas.

When I was in the Eastern Empire, I heard a high school friend of mine say that the smartest person in the world is a Jew, followed by a Chinese character person, so I came to the conclusion that I was also a smart person. This ghost thought made me come to Greece and not look at the natives here, because it turned out that the smart was harmed by the cleverness, and the body was searched, and there was no luster on my face. Li Yuanfang, a hero of the first generation, was reduced to Lu Xun's Xianglin sister-in-law at this time, and she was worried about her own heroic name.

"Brother Yuan Fang, why was he searched?" Ruyan is accompanying him, to arouse all his grievances, for fear that he will be sick if he holds it in his heart.

"Shame me on!" Thinking that this was a shameful thing, Li Yuanfang was so angry that he only said these four words.

"Brother Yuanfang, just say it, say all the complaints, but you are still a man, a standing peeing master, how did you become a girl? A good man is a good man, so it's happier to say it? "It's a good one to say it happily, Ruyan, are you digging into the root of the column group? Brother Zhao and Brother Liu were also dug out together. And then when the people finished talking about the shameful thing, you are so good that you put out the fire of others and leave?

That's the nasty thing about the world, when you're a guest at dinner, everyone tells you to eat more. If you really listen to his words. Seeing that you have eaten a little more, they all come together to teach you to eat more, what nonsense is Sven not eating. If you really let go of your stomach to eat, someone will immediately ask after the table: Where is this person? If this man is rich. It's a big boss. Then everyone will say that this person is so accessible, so cheerful, so kind, and so straightforward...... I used all the language with good words in it. If you say that you are a countryman, standing on the horse is the voice of everyone: straw bales. Cicada head, bear like ...... Derogatory terms for men will be exhausted.

(Person B was called to a meeting by the Federation of Literary and Art Circles, arrived at eight o'clock, and did not eat breakfast in the morning because the road was long.) When I was hungry at lunch, and when I saw that I was eating deliciously, they all said that Sven was not eating, and told me to eat more if I liked, and I almost finished a plate of dog meat. The aftermath, of course, was to be ordered straw bales...... ）

"Thanks to Leda, you stole their treasure map. Leda is not a dead B, there is no leakage on the ship, and the leaky needle is found on the board. This ghost can't escape this old saying. When we go to solve the Helios dereliction of duty, the goal is to search for cosmetics invented by Leda, just as we go to a rebel den to search for homemade guns. We stole someone's treasure map.

Although there were more than two of us who handled the case, only the two of us entered the West Wing, Bao Zheng and Zhanzhao did not enter the West Wing, which Lida knew very well. If Leda wasn't smart, or if she didn't have any other diagrams, she could tell Zeus, the king of heaven, about our theft of the treasure map. We stink so much that we have ruined the reputation of the entire Eastern Empire, and they will say that the Han people are all thieves? Li Yuanfang admired Lida's reasonableness in her heart, and did not look at the essence by chance.

"The more I listened, the more confused I became. Since Leda herself didn't say that you stole it, how did it come to light? "Ruyan listens to Li Yuanfang's story, just like drifting in the Pacific Ocean, unable to see the southeast, northwest, and northwest.

Ruyan's interjection is like instigating the little girl to take off her C dress (dance), let her take her time, and in the end, she will be left without a cloth. Li Yuanfang also seems to know the trick in this. I've been coming slowly, grinding left and right, knowing that this is a shy and humiliating thing.

"We're going to attack Sparta, and during the day when I'm doing light exercises on the training ground, I see Helen smiling at me, and I think there's anything else? between men and women. After supper I came early to have a tryst with Helen, and just as I was disappointed, I got up to leave, and at last I saw her coming to me from the back door.

I thought of one and didn't think of the other, I thought of Helen's mother, Leda, who thought of using people to attack Sparta, so she asked Helen to give me a little encouragement first...... What is there to be gained from men? Don't you all like this bite?

At first I only touched Helen's face with my hand, and seeing that she had no intention of pushing my hand away, I put my hand into Helen's Nile. Descend to the banks of the Nile in the vast desert, cover your hands over Helen's pyramid, and feel the presence of mummies inside, like meatballs, this could be the Pharaoh? This feeling makes me think that even if I die, I have to fight Sparta for Helen and Leda, isn't a man's life just to die for beautiful women?

At the same time, Helen kept touching me, I touched her above, she touched me underneath, and it was a longing I had always dreamed of...... I saw that pie was falling from the sky, and it fell directly on my head, and I didn't even want to rob anyone, which was really a rare good thing in the world, and it made my heart bloom. I was so satisfied that I immediately knelt before God and wrote a vote: I, Li Yuanfang, will always be loyal to Lida from now on, and I am willing to dedicate myself to the beautiful Helen...... Who knew that this idea was not yet completed, and the pie that fell from the sky immediately became a cake on the rat stand. It turned out that Helen touched my body fakely, and her purpose was to touch the treasure map that I had stolen...... (To be continued.) )