787 Washroom Anecdotes!

"How can you lose it?" Yuxing put the notebook behind his back, and took out his hands again.

Ni Niqi said, "Huh? What about notebooks? He hurriedly went around to the back of Yuxing to check, but it was empty.

Xiao Ne said excitedly: "Third brother, I didn't expect your magic skills to improve again!" ”

"Magic?!" Ni Ni was surprised.

Yuxing didn't pay much attention to Ni Ni's surprised gaze and said, "Let's go, let's eat!" After speaking, he opened the door and walked out of the computer room.

Shaugne locked the door of the computer room, dragged Ni Ni to follow behind, and kept explaining to her about the magic of the Yuxing Society.

The two kept muttering, and Ni Ni suddenly said in surprise: "I know the effect of Baglas, you said that Boss Jin would also do this?" Deceptive, right? ”

"You don't believe it? Third brother, play a trick on this girl! Shaugne shouted behind Yuxing.

Yuxing turned around helplessly, and said angrily: "All magic tricks are deceptive things, what are you doing with that?" Besides, this scene is not suitable at the moment! ”

Xiao Ne was slightly stunned, but he also felt that Yuxing was reasonable.

Ni Ni deliberately sneered and said, "What about the great magician, blow it out, right?" ”

Yuxing was not provoked by her at all, reached into his pocket, took out a wallet, and threw it to Ni Ni and said, "By the way, pick up your own wallet, don't throw it around, like a child." ”

Ni Ni took the wallet in an ignorant way, looked at it carefully, and immediately shouted: "Eh-isn't this my wallet?" How did it come to you? ”

Yu Xing waved his hand casually, jumped straight onto the Humvee, and said, "Pick it up on the ground!" ”

Ni Ni's beautiful eyes lit up. "You really know how to do magic?" When she left the computer room just now, she wanted to lock the door with the key, but she was preempted by Xiao Ne, but the wallet with the key was indeed still in her pocket at that time.

The corners of Yuxing's mouth hung with a wry smile, and he shook his head slightly and said, "A little girl is a little girl, it's really naΓ―ve!" What magic doesn't magic. It's just that I'm quick and take your wallet away while you're unprepared. Get in! ”

Ni Ni was stunned by Yuxing's words.

Xiao Ne sat in the passenger seat first and said, "Third brother." You're too fast, aren't you? ”

At this time, Ni Ni came back to her senses, jumped into the car, and said, "Fast hands are one of the necessary conditions for magicians. It seems that Boss Kim really has the potential to become a magician. ”

"It's not potential, the third brother is a big magician himself, okay?" Shaugne argued with her.

Seeing this, Yuxing shook his head helplessly, started the Hummer, and left the computer building.

Seeing that Yuxing was not interested, Xiao Ni and the others were not excited to quarrel, and they stopped talking after saying two sentences.

At this time, Yu Xing spoke: "By the way, since our program is almost completed, I'll take you two to have a good meal!" ”

"Boss Kim. You're so wise! Ni Ni didn't hesitate to praise, "Then I'm not welcome to eat a big family!" After saying that, he slapped the Hummer with a pop.

Xiao Ne had a different opinion: "Third brother, what kind of meal can there be in the rice country?" It's not just steak caviar or something, since you have a car. I'd like to go to Harvard, the neighboring school! ”

When Ni Ni heard this, she immediately agreed: "Okay, okay, it's okay to go to Harvard, but we can have a big meal and then go over!" ”

Although cultivation is very important, Yuxing is also worried that something will go wrong with blind cultivation, so he hesitated for a while and agreed. I have to say. The prestigious Harvard school is also attractive to Yuxing, otherwise it would be impossible for him to agree even if he doesn't practice.

It's just that in this way, Yuxing didn't drive across the Harvard Bridge and go to a more upscale store in the city to eat, but drove to the Cambridge neighborhood and found a relatively large store to eat.

During the dinner, Shaugnedo drank two drinks, and when he was in a hurry, he went to the bathroom to solve the problem. …,

At first, Yuxing and Ni Ni didn't care, but after a long time, Yuxing sensed that something was wrong. His eyes sharpened, and the huge consciousness instantly covered the entire Cambridge district, and then he began to search inch by inch, and finally narrowed the area to the restaurant where they were, only to find that Shaugne was blocked in the bathroom.

"Seeing" Xiao Ne's condition, Yu Xing was a little crying and laughing, and while retracting his thoughts, he saw Ni Ni staring at him in a daze.

"Little Nizi, what's wrong?"

"Youβ€”the look in your eyes just now is so terrifying, as if you want to eat people!" Ni Ni said timidly, with a faint hint of dodging in the depths of her beautiful eyes.

Yuxing sighed helplessly, thinking that he still scared the little pot friend, but he didn't care much, but just told Ni Ni: "Stay here and don't move, I'll go find the old man!" Without waiting for her to agree, he walked straight to the bathroom.

When he arrived at the door of the bathroom, he found that there was a long queue in the women's toilet, and there were only people in and out of the men's toilet from time to time, Yuxing said secretly: "It's no wonder!" Then he went into the men's bathroom.

There are a total of six toilet cubicles in the men's toilet, almost all of them are in use, Yuxing is not here to solve physiological problems, so he walked straight to the door of the third toilet cubicle and knocked a few times. Before he could speak, a person in the toilet next door opened the door and came out, kindly saying something more: "Dude, I'm running out of this!" ”

Yuxing replied, "I like to use this grid. ”

The man was stunned for a moment, and as he walked to the sink, he whispered, "Something's wrong!" ”

Yuxing didn't care, continued to slam the door of the third toilet cubicle, and said loudly: "Old man, come out quickly, and that foreign girl, get out of here too!" ”

The man next to the washbasin was a fearful master, and he thought that Yuxing was here to catch a double record, and he flashed in a hurry.

At this time, a very dissatisfied female voice came from the toilet and reprimanded: "Which bastard demolished the old lady's platform? ”

Yuxing, who was still a little joking, sank his face and sneered: "Miss, if you want to work, don't be in the men's bathroom, how can this be affordable?" ”

A few people's toilet cubicles next to it burst into laughter. There was silence for a while in the toilet where Shaugne was, the door was suddenly opened, and a hot blonde girl wearing a small pink vest knee-length skirt took a picture of Yu Xing, she did not hesitate to wave her pink fist and quickly smashed the bridge of Yu Xing's nose: "You give the old lady to die!" ”

Yu Xing grabbed her pink fist at once, clenched it tightly in his hand, squeezed it with a loud sound, and asked in a cold voice, "Who are you?" ”

The hot chick screamed in pain, and tears couldn't help but flow.

Seeing this, Xiao Ne hurriedly squeezed out of the toilet compartment and persuaded: "Third brother and third brother, your subordinates are merciful, she only slipped into the men's toilet when she was in a hurry." "Yuxing doesn't know this, it's just that this foreign girl is an old lady when she opens her mouth and closes her mouth, and she just touches the most tangled place in his heart.

The foreign girl didn't appreciate Shaune's love at all, glared at him viciously, and said with a crying voice: "I won't let you go." In her heart, although Yuxing's scolding was heavy, in a country like Mi that was open to SEX, it was nothing to have such a misunderstanding, but her embarrassment about entering the men's toilet was shaken out with a word, which made her ashamed.

Yuxing was also stunned, he didn't understand why he pinched the foreign girl in pain, why she was angry at the old man, and her hand was unconsciously loosened. The foreign girl took the opportunity to break free and ran out of the men's toilet with a smoke.

At this time, a few people in the toilet cubicles on the side opened the door and slipped out, and they didn't forget to look at Yuxing and the others when they left.

Yuxing didn't feel embarrassed, but Shaugne couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

When the two returned to the table and sat down, Ni Ni asked rudely, "What?" Is the men's toilet full? ”

Xiao Ne was embarrassed, but Yu Xing said strangely: "How do you say this?" ”

"I saw a lot of men coming out of the men's toilet in a hurry, there must be something ......," Ni Ni said seriously, "In this broad daylight, it's definitely impossible to mess around, most of the men's toilet is overflowing." ”…,

Yuxing couldn't hold back his laughter, and Xiao Nie hurriedly said: "Then you didn't see a foreign girl running out of the men's toilet?" ”

Ni Ni thought about it seriously and said, "It seems that I saw it, but I didn't pay much attention to it." ”

Shaugne rolled his eyes and said, "Then you look at me like a person who has been drowned in and urine!" ”

"Hard to say!"

Yu Xing couldn't help but laugh out loud, attracting the sideways glances of the diners around him.

After dinner, the three of Yuxing drove to Harvard.

Along the way to Harvard, the three of them were deeply impressed by the lake view and castle-like buildings, and the campus atmosphere gave people a quiet and harmonious temperament.

When he arrived at the dam outside Harvard Business School, Shaugne not only sighed: "Third brother, do you think this place looks like a black palace?" ”

I have to say that the style at the entrance of the business school is really similar to the style of the Black Palace.

Ni Ni smiled: "This is called having presidential characteristics, you know, there have been many presidents in the history of Harvard!" ”

Then the three of them went to the Harvard cafeteria to have a look.

Looking at the elegant environment and furnishings of the canteen, Shaugne exclaimed, "If we lose money, we should come here for lunch." ”

Ni Ni pouted and said, "Who knows if this canteen is open to the public?" If it's not open to the public, do we have to go out to eat and come back? After a pause, she pointed to the chandelier on the ceiling and praised: "These lamps are quite chic." ”

Yuxing felt that it didn't matter, but seeing that the two of them were very interested, he said, "Otherwise, I'll try to order a drink, let's sit and feel it." ”

"Great!" Ni Ni immediately agreed, leaving behind her worries about whether the canteen would be open to the public.

Yuxing didn't miscalculate, the cafeteria here at Harvard will indeed be open to the public, as long as there are US dollars. Soon, he ordered three cups of the signature drink that the canteen recommended that day.

The three of them sat down and drank drinks while chatting with each other.

"The atmosphere here is really great, if I want to go abroad for graduate school in the future, then I will settle here." Ni Ni said proudly.

Yuxing raised his glass to her and said, "Then I wish you success in a few years!" ”

Shaugne was concerned: "I heard that the tuition fees here at Harvard are too expensive, can your family afford it?" ”

Ni Ni thought for a while and said, "But you can choke!" But I just need to apply for a scholarship here! ”

At this time, a voice next to me interjected: "You still want to apply for a scholarship to Harvard?" Foolish dreams, right? (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )