First of all, the cause of this incident was that the scientific expedition team that came to the archaeology did not respect the shaman's holy relics, so the main cow put the photo of the insulting shaman next to the deceased.

"Lord, this is the picture that killed him, so let him rest in peace, and stop disturbing his underground life."

"Don't you want revenge? He still thinks about revenge, don't you see death without turning a blind eye, the waiting eyes are silent accusations, and the blood debt must be repaid with the same thing. ”

After Niu Qianfang finished speaking, he continued to do the French style, and prepared all the things he needed, "The deceased is very angry, remember not to let him see you." ”

Hearing the Lord's words, those who gave the funeral to the same door did not know what it meant, "Lord, or you have given a clear sign, he is dead, and your eyes have been closed, what else can you see and not see?" ”

Niu Qian looked at these people and shook his head, "His resentment is extremely heavy, Yin Si will not keep him, so he still has to return." ”

Although these people usually follow the people around the Lord, when they hear about the resurrection of the dead, they are still so frightened that their legs only tremble, and they dare not move.

I didn't expect these disciples of mine to be so timid, "He is your fellow disciple, what are you afraid of." ”

"Oh, I see, I said it earlier......" Thinking that it was okay, the disciples were about to take the corpse to the burial, but they heard the true situation in front of the cow again.

"Whoever is seen by him for the first time will definitely die, and he will be the first target of revenge......"

Yes? As soon as they heard the news, none of those people dared to do it, especially the timid ones, who were so frightened that they immediately squatted on the ground and kept shouting that their stomachs hurt.

I didn't expect my subordinates to be so unproductive, if they were all like this dead disciple, how good it would be to die rather than give in, Niu Qian said impatiently: "Okay, if you are afraid of death, go back, and the rest will be buried by the junior brother." ”

As soon as the words fell, the side of the ox cart immediately became deserted, there was no one left, and now the lord in front of the ox was angry, thinking to himself what kind of people this is, for his own life he will not work, do you have to wait for this resentful ghost to get up and bite himself to death.

Immediately, the angry ox looked at the people who were far away from the ox cart pulling the dead body, and shouted: "The gods have put those who abandon their fellow disciples on the blacklist of hell, and if anyone wants to go down, then please do it." ”

This sentence is tantamount to another soft knife, although it will not kill people directly, but it will also make people who are afraid of this power feel very depressed, always living in an inexplicable shadow, and they will not be comfortable before death.

After all, no one wants to go to hell after death, although these people don't know what hell is like, but they all firmly believe that these are true, so they are all in awe of the words in front of the cow.

So those people came trembling again, "Lord, where is it, we are the tools, ready to bury the junior brother, right, ah......"

Everyone nodded, and the cow said with a serious face: "Remember, the grave pit should be dug three feet three inches deep, three feet three inches wide, and nine feet nine inches long, and you must not meet any moonlight on the way forward, otherwise there will be a corpse transformation, and you will have no chance to come back." ”

Those people listened to the Lord's teachings, and they all regretted that they had stopped this ghost messenger, and they cried bitterly in their hearts, but if they didn't go, they would be beaten down to eighteen layers of hell, so everyone had no choice but to persevere.

"But Lord, then since we want our junior brother to have a corpse transformation, then why do we take off our pants and fart, and do this more?"

Seeing that everyone didn't want to do this errand, Niu Qian looked at those who wanted to be opportunistic unhappily, "This is to better protect you, because once the corpse is transformed, this soulless zombie will only have his spirit, that is, a completely primitive beast." ”

Everyone didn't understand what a primitive beast was, and when they looked at the full moon in the sky, it was about to rise to the zenith, and the hour had passed and it would have incredible consequences.

Looking at these stupid children, Niu Qianqian had no choice but to explain to them in detail, it turned out that if this dead corpse had a corpse transformation, it would be indistinguishable from the enemy, because the resentment was extremely heavy, and he would vent this full of resentment on everyone he met.

Until they were killed, so in order to avoid this kind of tragedy, Niu Qianqian chose a way to choose a selective revenge for the dead body.

That is, the corpse must be placed in a place of nine yin and nine yang, where it is stored for nine hundred and eighty-one days, and then the corpse will be transformed, and when he gets up and sees the first person, it is the archaeological team member in the photo, that is, the initiator of the unjust death of the deceased.

At this time, the resentful ghost will find this person to take revenge, and he will not kill innocents indiscriminately, so that the impact on society will be minimized.

Without widespread panic, the authorities would not have come out in a big way to exterminate the remaining shamans.

Everyone who understood what was going on began to prepare to drag the corpse to the land of nine yin and nine yang that the lord had chosen.

However, at this time, the moonlight was not only bright, but also surprisingly had a penetrating power, and the cow looked ahead, and immediately said: "Disciples, wait for the teacher, and when the dark clouds cover the moon, you will set off immediately, and you must remember not to shine the moonlight on the corpse." ”

The mana in front of the cow was boundless, and without a bag of cigarettes, a cloud floated from not far away, enveloping the moon in it, and suddenly the whole sky became extremely dark......

It stands to reason that the funeral of the shaman is the most environmentally friendly, the greenest, and the most ecological, because they pursue the harmony of nature and man, where they come from, and where they will go after death, which is the so-called celestial burial.

Speaking of this method, there are two more traditional methods, one is that there is a special burial similar to the Tibetan Buddha, there is a sacrificial person to cut the bodies of the deceased with a sharp knife, and give them to the flying eagles to eat.

until there is no flesh left, then the bones are crushed with large stones and fed to the toothed wolves and wild dogs who come to find food. There is also a unique way of sky burial for the grassland peoples.

This must be owned by a wealthy person, that is, the head of the herdsmen, or the head of the sect, etc., that is, the deceased is wrapped in a white cloth and placed on an ox cart that no one drives.

With a whip draw, the ox cart wandered aimlessly on the grassland under the traction of the old ox, and after four or five days, the family rode horses, chasing the traces of the ox cart, all the way.

When you see the empty bullock cart, you can be sure that the family has returned to nature, and of course, the corpse will definitely be laughed at by the hungry steppe wolves.

And the poor ordinary people obviously will not have such treatment, they are wrapped in white cloth, and they are thrown on the turf at will, and everything will be fine.

There are no complicated rituals, and there is no painful concern for the family, it is so natural, either devoured by a hungry wolf, or roasted into a dry corpse by the sun under the scorching sun, slowly weathered with the erosion of the sun and the moon......

Therefore, the death of the disciple must be buried in the traditional way, but this time it is very unusual, because this dead body shoulders a heavy responsibility of revenge.

Therefore, there is no way to be buried in the sky, but instead it is wrapped in a white cloth and placed on the ox cart, the only difference is that there is an extra layer of white cloth patch on the ox cart, in order to prevent the moonlight.

"Lord, isn't it just to avoid direct moonlight, so that we will not have a moon in the daytime for a long time? It's hard to walk with black paint, and you can't see your fingers. ”

Looking at the moonlight obscured by the clouds, Niu Qian looked unhappy: "You know a fart, if the sun shines, it will definitely be a corpse immediately, haven't you heard of the saying that the corpse is not seen twice in the sky?" ”

Oh, it's really stupid, this group of rice buckets given for nothing, they are eating by their side, and the spells that are given to them on weekdays are eaten into their stomachs.

This lord is really boring, the feelings are a person who understands himself, those are all rabble, this can't be blamed for this possessed master, if it weren't for the old sprinkled with the yin ghost, attached to the body in front of the cow that lacked the yin soul, it is estimated that this shaman will be completely reduced to a second-rate goods.

Because in the decades-long blockade and oppression, the shaman has also reached a point where it exists in name only.

What can be passed on in people's mouths is only the glory of the past, "Okay, let's go quickly, if you can't be sent to the land of nine yin and nine yang before dawn, the consequences are unimaginable." ”

At the urging of the Lord, the group waited for the ox cart to drive to their destination, but because the moonlight was obscured by clouds, the people who drove the cart walked very slowly because they could not see the road.

The whole prairie was like a pot with the lid of a pot covered, and the people inside felt an unprecedented sense of oppression, and it was still dark in front of them, and nothing could be seen.

"I said, you are the protector of Ben, why didn't the Lord come in person?"

"Nonsense, if it weren't for the Lord suppressing the moonlight, we might have become the ghosts of zombies by now."

"What kind of place is that land of nine yin and nine yang?"

"I don't know, the Lord said, in a place where there is water in front and hills behind, green grass on the left, and ancient trees on the right."

According to the word of the Lord, and the eyes cannot see the road ahead, and they have to come to such a ghost place, where is the best place to find it?

The ancient trees of the sky are really rare things, and the herdsmen who have lived here for many years have not seen any ancient trees in the sky, because in the grasslands of the north, the wind and sand are very large.

Therefore, there are very few trees that can grow very tall, and the most common is the kind of bushes that are relatively short, which is also an evolutionary choice for the survival of the fittest.

Those protectors who didn't have any mana were still in vain, but they were still very responsible, and they had been closely monitoring the dead body, and they didn't let the white cloth that wrapped the dead body be scratched by the edge of the flute on the ox cart that kept shaking.

And not far from here, there is a huge tomb, and that tomb is obviously a new tomb, and its owner is the father of Director Wang.

Speaking of this Director Wang, he is also a very superstitious person, his father passed away not long ago, and Director Wang, who did not respect the old man very much during his lifetime, actually smiled after seeing his own father die.

"Hahaha......"

Others still think that this Director Wang is too sad, so his mentality is unbalanced and he has become spirited.

"Wang Ju, you better mourn and change, everyone has a ...... to die"

Looking at the little secretary who came to comfort her, Director Wang took her white hand, "If only I had a bunch of fathers." ”

After speaking, he moved his gaze to the protruding forward of the little secretary......

I thought that my royal bureau was crushed by the pain of losing my father, a bunch of fathers, isn't that a joke, unless his mother is a shameless prostitute, maybe a few Wang Ba will be willing to be his father.

The little secretary has no experience in the world, and he was assigned to be the secretary of the Wang Bureau just after graduation, "Wang Bureau, you are too sad, don't talk about these jokes anymore, let's rest a little earlier." ”

"You don't understand, my father's death is a good opportunity to make a fortune, as soon as this post is sent, what I get back is a big unity, if it's a father every month, wouldn't it have been a long time ago to get rid of poverty and enter a well-off life......"

After listening to the latter words, the little secretary understood the meaning of Director Wang's heart, and immediately cast a disdainful gaze, but this look was accurately caught by Director Wang, and explained disapprovingly.

"You don't understand, you have no power or power, even if you die a hundred fathers, it will not help, you can only be busy for half a day, with no people and money, and it will be time-consuming and labor-intensive. Those of us who have heads and faces are different, which one begs us to do things, regardless of whether it is agriculture, forestry, animal husbandry and sideline fishing, or a small staff who wants to be promoted or something, don't all have to ...... Ha...... It's not been a day or two since you've been here, you know......"

Director Wang was holding the little secretary's arm while looking at this sexy and bewitching little goblin with squinting eyes.

"Then, you let those who think about that know how filial you are to the old man, and you have cultivated your father high and ......."

Hey, this is a good idea, or the little secretary has a lot of ideas, and it is worthy of drinking this year's foreign ink, so those who want to mess around in this place, that one or two must not show themselves a thing or two.

Anyway, I have to give a decent sponsorship, and excitedly, Director Wang began to hold a calculator on the table and clap the keyboard, calculating his psychological expectations.

Even the sexy and bewitching little secretary has forgotten all about it.

Since his father can only die once, then build his father's grave high and big, and stand out from the crowd, and know at a glance that his son is a big official.

He also invited a lot of monks and Taoists to consecrate the graves, pray for the dead, and all in all, it was magnificent, "Master, what feng shui place do you see my father is buried in?" ”

Lao Dao looked at the vast grassland and pointed to the feng shui treasure, "See, there is a stream gurgling in front of you, and then the mound sits in the back, water is wealth, and the ancestral grave is placed here to report that your family has endless gold and silver treasures for generations." ”

Then Lao Dao paused and swallowed his saliva, Director Wang understood this intention very much, and sent a bunch of great unity with a smile, "I understand this, master, you continue." ”

"There is a small mound behind, there is no high mountain here, you can only attach to this slightly tall mound, as the saying goes, do you want to find a big backer, this is the truth, you can protect your family from generation to generation of high-ranking officials."

These words simply reached the heart of this greedy and inadequate Director Wang, and he was glad that he didn't know how to thank Lao Dao and gave him a lot of money as a reward.

A monk next to him was not happy, and whispered to the old Tao: "Isn't this bull-nosed old Taoist harmful, you obviously know that it is a place of life and death with nine yin and nine yang, and it is still a safe place to put the grave, and this buried grave is a murderous mansion in the underworld......"

As soon as the monk finished speaking, he was so frightened that Lao Dao hurriedly gave half of what he got to the monk, "Whatever, I don't think this guy is a good thing, and he has the heart to rectify this bastard." My Taoist temple was forcibly demolished by this bastard last year. The little old people have no place to live, and they beg everywhere. ”

The monk who had benefited smiled in his heart, and was willing to watch the excitement, because his temple was also recruited by this lawless director Wang.

He was originally the presiding officer of the temple, but this director Wang sent a fake monk who didn't know how to practice to manage the merit boxes from the people, and said that he should have economic consciousness, and even believers had to buy tickets to burn incense.

Isn't this a humble person, aren't the laymen or good men and women who come to worship the Buddha just for the purification of their souls, and they have to force those believers to dig out their pockets and not squeeze out the money in other people's pockets, so the monks are also dissatisfied.

"I'll give that bastard another fire in the sky."

Then he came to Director Wang's side and said with a smile: "In my opinion, that tomb must also be built tall, so that it is not only eye-catching, but also rich, and it will be rich and prosperous from generation to generation in the future!" ”

When the old Taoist heard this, he couldn't help but scold, you are a stinky monk, you are more ruthless than me, so that the dead will not be able to rest in peace, and the living will not escape the doom, it is really a complete bad luck to kill the whole family.

As soon as Director Wang heard that it was exactly what I wanted, it was decided that way, so Director Wang's tomb and his father's tomb were restored to a magnificent building and became a landmark building, standing on the desolate grassland.

When the tomb was established, Director Wang symbolically howled a few times, thundered and did not rain, and after the performance, he took the red envelope of his dead father and went back happily.

Crazy counterattack.

"Dharma Protector, I've been walking for hours, and I haven't seen the place the Lord said, are we going the wrong way?"

The Dharma Protector was also asked, yes, it was almost dawn, and before I saw the place that the Lord was talking about, just when everyone was confused, a gurgling sound of flowing water came into everyone's ears.

There is a river, which is great, then it means that you are about to come to the place that the Lord said, and you are finally about to complete the task, and you can go back to the errand after finishing the work quickly, so that you don't have to worry about going to hell.

As he spoke, the iconic tomb appeared in front of these people's eyes, and when they looked at the terrain, it was no different from what the Lord said, there was a river in front and a small hill in the back, although it was not big, but it was relatively tall on this grassland.

The grass on the left is green, and the ...... on the right No matter how you look at it, you can't find the ancient tree in the sky.

"It's right everywhere, but you can't find trees...... Protector said to himself.

Those timid and frightened people, looking at the terrain that was very similar, hurriedly instigated the Dharma Protector, and immediately started to bury the corpse, "The Dharma Protector is here." ”

But there is one thing that is not right, the Dharma Protector is a person who is extremely careful in handling things, and he does not dare to make the slightest mistake, because he knows that what the Lord said will not be wrong.

Since what you said is true, why can't you find Gumu?

At this time, a whim said: "You see this is a new tomb, damn, it's good that they cut down that ancient tree, and then became the beam of this tomb, where have you seen such an arrogant tomb, it is almost the same as a villa." ”

The protector heard that it made sense, no wonder he didn't find any ancient trees, it was replaced by this tomb, and then he looked at the tombstone and it was written, the ancient tomb of his loving father Wang Hao.

It's too coincidental to lie in the groove, isn't this the ancient wood, the wood and the tomb have the same sound, isn't it the same meaning, this ancient tomb is the ancient wood that the Lord said.

So the crowd did not dare to slack off, and immediately dug a tomb three feet three inches wide, three feet three inches deep, and nine feet nine inches long next to the tomb of Director Wang and his father, and placed the body in it.

However, they forgot to ask the Lord how the head and feet of the corpse were placed, whether the head was facing the east and the feet were facing the west, or the feet were facing the east and the head was west, but since the Lord had no special arrangements, the Dharma protector was in charge.

After hastily burying the corpse, the shamans left in a hurry, after all, no one wanted to be favored by zombies.

When those people had just left, Zhao Erben dragged his fat body and trekked to this place, and the clouds at this time were because the shaman's lord accurately calculated the time, so at this time the clouds were also dispersed, and the bright moonlight shone on the grassland.

Suddenly, the clouds opened and the moon was bright, and Zhao Er felt a little uneasy, thinking in his heart if there was some demon doing it? But soon he saw the tribute placed in front of the great tomb, and the hungry fat man could no longer resist the temptation.

Because Zhao Erben, who escaped from the labor camp, has never dared to show his head in a serious way, and he wants to escape, not returning to this sad grassland.

However, the house leaked and rained, and Zhao Erben, who wanted to leave in a hurry, lost his sense of direction, took the wrong path in the vast Gobi, and kept turning around in the grassland.

Without a source of livelihood, he didn't dare to beg for food positively, so Zhao Erben could only temporarily rely on the fat he had stored to live.

When he saw that there was something to eat, he could no longer remember what else was going on, so he was like a crazy hungry wolf, sweeping away all the things that were given to the dead.

Holding his bulging belly, Zhao Erben had time to look at the surrounding scenery, it turned out that listening to the gurgling water was also a different kind of fun.

At this time, the scene in front of him immediately attracted Zhao Erben's attention, fuck, which fool laid down the Broken Son and Sun Array?

Even if there is a great grudge, it can't be such a lack of yin morality, so that the persecuted family will be prostitutes in the future, and be thieves from generation to generation.

The gurgling water in front of this tomb cannot be taken away, only looking at the moon in the water and seeing the flowers in the fog, and it will eventually go with the flowing water. The small hill behind was washed by this land of nine yin and nine yang, and it also became a real Voldemort.

It seems that this person is not a person who dares to tell the truth and offend high-ranking officials, but is a complete evil man who does not do good things.

Otherwise, he would not have received such a retribution, and it can be seen that the master who designed this tomb not only lacks virtue, but also hates the owner of this tomb.

Look at this high tomb again, standing on the grassland like a wilderness, it seems to be standing out from the crowd, but in fact, it is also a big tree, and it will soon cause a great disaster, and if you don't die, you will be pulled out of the skin.

Looking at this tomb designed by an almost mad talent, Zhao Er shuddered when he thought about it, if someone else designed such a tomb for his own home, it was really conceivable.

Frightened, Zhao Erben hurriedly left the place of right and wrong, and when he passed by the grave pit that had just been dug out by the shaman, because the sand had been tossed over, the sand under his feet became very soft.

Zhao Erben, who had one foot in the sand, didn't pull it out because his weight was too heavy.

I had no choice but to sit on the ground, trying not to pull the sand next to my feet and neck, and a piece of white cloth was brought out by Zhao Erben's fingers.

What is it? Zhao Erben, who was curious, also needed such an unexpected body protection at this time, because after all, he was a fugitive, and the number clothes in those prisons, that is, the prisoners' prison clothes, could not be worn outside.

Zhao Erben, who had lost those prison clothes, could only go everywhere without covering his body, looking for all the fabrics that could be used.

Just when Zhao Er needed it, a white cloth appeared at his feet, of course the fat man couldn't give up this great opportunity, as the saying goes, the fat man who is tall and mighty has not felt how hard he is, and with the sound of 'stabbing', he was almost brought down by the strip of cloth that was suddenly broken.

At this time, the dead disciple was also exposed to the ground by Zhao Erben's unintentional actions. For those supernatural techniques of shamans, Zhao Erben, who was born as a Taoist priest in Maoshan, is still very unfamiliar, but all roads lead to Rome, and they all end up in the same way.

As soon as I saw this dead ghost, I knew about his past, but Zhao Erben was still very surprised, thinking in his heart what kind of person was so perverted, he had to go to the next new grave next to someone's grave, isn't this obviously looking for trouble?

At first, the fat boy didn't notice the weirdness of the tomb of the dead ghost, the moonlight continued to pour on the face of the dead ghost, and the quantitative change caused the qualitative change, the moonlight is the light of yin and yang, which is both yin and yang, and yang with yin.

Because the moon is one-sided to the earth, that is to say, only its sunny side, the side that reflects the sun's rays will always face the earth, and standing on the earth can only see the moon at night, then this is the yang and yin.

The moon reflects the sun's rays, but it can only send the reflected sunlight to the earth at night, which is the yin and yang.

Therefore, this light is what the Taoists call the free yin and yang, which can give birth to the spirit body.

The lamas of Tibetan Buddhism have both men and women in them, because they believe that the combination of yin and yang can complement each other, and finally achieve a harmonious state of yin and yang balance.

Taoism believes that the human body is free of yin and yang, and it does not need to complement each other to achieve a point of nurturing living beings and harmony, so those who advocate that Taoist exercises also have both male and female cultivation are authentic evil organizations, and they can be responsible to tell everyone that Taoism has its own yin and yang, and does not engage in that set.

And the sun is the light of pure yang, and there is nothing feminine in it, so the difference with moonlight is very large. Since according to Taoist theory, yin and yang can give birth to spirits, then the moonlight of free yin and yang can certainly satisfy this, but there must be a premise.

That is, everything that can meet this condition is generally extremely accidental, or it has ulterior motives.

People don't know about this problem, many spirits in the city today are caused by too many people who don't pay attention, and those bloody sanitary napkins that are littered everywhere will produce that kind of round little spirit after being exposed to the scorching sun.

This is also the result of the combination of yin and yang, and the dead ghost was specially adjusted by the lord, and under the illumination of the moonlight, the process of corpse transformation began.

Originally, the moonlight looked very white, and with the dead face, it became more and more white, but as time passed, some white fluff gradually grew on that white face.

Because the fluff that had just been born was very fine and tiny, Zhao Erben didn't see it very obviously, but he still felt a little different.

"No, look at this guy to mean that he wants to be a corpse."

Zhao Erben muttered to himself as he opened the dead ghost's mouth with his hand, ", no, this is a good thing done by that guy who lacks virtue and smokes." ”

As he spoke, he took out a ghost head ring from the mouth of the dead ghost, and at a glance he knew that it was a shaman's sacrificial object, a yin and evil thing, and of course it was going to provoke those evil spirits.

Zhao Erben, who had a premonition, hurriedly began to measure the edge of the tomb with his own hands, and as the result was that as the dimensions got closer and closer to the length he had speculated, the fat man's face showed more and more fear.

"Damn, man, it seems that someone deliberately wanted to hack you, and you can't be blind, right?"

Zhao Erben just opened his mouth casually and talked nonsense, but he didn't expect that he had just asked the dead ghost if he was dead or not, and the dead ghost immediately opened his eyes that had been dead and blind.

However, because the process of corpse transformation has not yet been completed, it is still in a state of eyes and no gods for the time being, but this is creepy enough.

The well-informed Zhao Erben was almost scared, you know how terrifying the atmosphere was at that time.

"Damn, don't scare me, I didn't mean to touch your shroud." As soon as he said this, Zhao Erben hurriedly tore off the white cloth that was wrapped around his waist just now.

"It's better to drop these ghost things early, and you can ask for the dead ghost things casually......

As he spoke, the dead ghost's arm moved mechanically and touched the fat man's feet, "Ahh......h You know that. ”

But no matter how Zhao Erben explained, that dead ghost seemed to be Wang Ba's heart for eating scales, and he was about to turn into a zombie, and the corpse shook like that, and his hands were raised......

", brother, you are the rhythm of death, since I have Maoshan Taoist Zhao Erben here, you are not allowed to get up and harm people, lie down for me......"

Zhao Erben pointed at the forehead of the dead ghost with his index finger and middle finger, and drew a Zhang Tianshi demon slaying spell in mid-air, which is what is written on the zodiac talisman that is as urgent as a jade order that everyone understands.

Because the practice is a Maoshan Taoist priest with profound mana.