Chapter 142, So You Like To See Me Without Clothes?

Hua Ming became famous at NTU.

Someone put the banner "Men are all bastards, and NTU flowers are the first to be cheap" hung on the top of the No. 19 girls' building on the NTU campus forum, and as soon as the post was released, it immediately attracted widespread attention and discussion.

In the most popular 'irrigation community' on the campus network, the number of clicks on the post quickly exceeded 3,000, and the number of replies exceeded 1,000. Clicks and replies reach a staggering three to one.

In addition, NTU students also played a fun solitaire game under this post.

"Although I'm a boy, I still have to shout: Men are all bastards, and Nanda Huaming is the first cheap. Downstairs to stay in formation. ”

"Although I'm a girl, so I have to shout even more: Men Chapter 142, so you like to see me without clothes? are all bastards, and Nanda Huaming is the first cheap. Downstairs to stay in formation. ”

"Although I don't know if I will be a boy or a girl in the future, I still have to shout: Men are all bastards, and Nanda Huaming is the first cheap. Downstairs to stay in formation. ”

“――”

Hua Ming.

A man like the wind, his name spread throughout the campus at the speed of the wind, becoming the target of countless people and writing.

Tang Zhong also became famous.

Because some people can't get used to seeing Hua Ming being humiliated by Tang Chong but hiding in the corner holding the little beauty and eating his mouth, he also posted a post on the irrigation forum: Hua Ming is not a bastard, he is just the first injustice in history.

Of course, Liang Tao suspected that Hua Ming was aggrieved in his heart and posted it himself

The post introduced in detail the beginning and end of Tang Chong's substitution of Hua Ming on stage to sing "I Am a Wolf from the North", and was accompanied by a photo of Hua Ming's big cake face during military training, so that everyone could identify whether the one on stage was Hua Ming-

The number of clicks on this post also soared rapidly, and it became the second most popular post after the previous 'bastard sticker'.

"Tang Zhong? I know that kid. The fight is very strong. ”

"Put our department of chapter 142、So you like to see me without clothes? The guy Qiao Lei threw into the inkwell - could it be that Qiu Yihan likes him? Is there any reason left? ”

"A nest of snakes and dogs. None of these are good things. ”

"-- Upstairs, that word should be called 'a nest of snakes and rats.'"

Some people believe that Tang Zhong is a bastard, and more people still believe that Hua Ming is a bastard. Because, at that time, the name of the host was obviously 'Hua Ming'. How could it go wrong?

Where there is controversy, there is dispute, and where there is controversy, it can be hot.

As a result, in the campus forum, supporters on both sides are fighting fiercely.

Tang Zhong pushed open the door of the bedroom, and Hua Ming, who was sitting in front of the computer and gritting his teeth, jumped up from the chair at once, ran over and pulled Tang Chong's sleeve, and nagged like Xianglin's sister-in-law and said, "Tang Chong, I'm done." I'm completely done right now - I shouldn't have eaten that seafood, and even if I did, I shouldn't have eaten those lobsters that had gone bad. If I hadn't eaten those lobsters, I wouldn't have diarrhea -- and I wouldn't have been unable to go on stage. ”

"I'm done. I'm completely done. People at school are scolding me, people on the Internet are scolding me, and just now a group of stupid forks rushed in to find Hua Ming - I said I was Liang Tao and sent them away. It's not that I'm afraid they'll get in trouble, I'm afraid that my reputation will be ruined, and no girl will take the initiative to confess to me-"

"Have you ever had one before?" Tang Zhong asked curiously.

"Just because you didn't have it before doesn't mean you won't have it in the future." Hua Ming said angrily. "Besides, this rabbit is the best rabbit I've ever found—they'll confess to me for the sake of the rabbit." They may not like me, how can they not like rabbits? ”

“――”

"Second child, you have to save me." Hua Ming grabbed Tang Chong's sleeve and wiped his nose on his face, and said infinitely aggrieved.

"Good. How can I save you? Tang Zhong said with a smile. I also hung a banner in our dormitory, saying, 'Hua Ming is not a bastard, Tang Zhong is a negative man'? ”

"No, no, no." Hua Ming shook his head desperately. "That's not going to work."

"Why not?"

Hua Ming glanced at Tang Zhong embarrassedly, and said coyly: "If you write it like this." Everyone knows that I am not the one who performs on stage at the orientation party, and I am not the one who the girls take the initiative to confess and offer flowers - I can't be a popular figure on campus, and no one envies me or envy me anymore. No one talks about me, everyone will forget about me. ”

"I've been waiting for a long time to finally wait for today, how can I just let it end casually - from the big red to the unnoticed, I won't be able to survive if I fall from such a high place."

Hua Ming held his heart in his hands, closed his eyes with an intoxicated face, and said, "Listen." The whole campus was filled with the sound of flowers and flowers - I was like the only star on stage. Everyone was cheering for me and applauding me - they were all captives under my jeans. It's a feeling you'll never experience. ”

Tang Zhong wanted to put his size forty-two shoe prints on his big cake face.

"Didn't you just say that you're finished, and no girl will confess to you?" Tang Zhong said.

Hua Ming went berserk, pulled Tang Zhong to the computer, pointed at the post of 'Hua Ming is not a bastard' and scolded: "I don't know which bastard was nosy, he actually posted this post - and a group of idiots believed his words." Now there are still people attacking you, and I am scolding them - they attack you, which means that they don't believe that I am the macho man who stands on the stage and sings and asks the little girl to take the initiative to confess and offer flowers. I don't know if it's on you, I can't bear it anyway. ”

“――”――

Dean Jiao Yuheng invited him to dinner, and he invited himself to eat at home, which made Tang Chong quite strange.

However, he gets along very well with Dean Jiao Yuheng, he deserves to be a famous name in the field of psychology, and he has learned a lot of knowledge from him and absorbed very rich nutrients.

It is reasonable that he has a reason to visit him at home.

It's just that when you visit the door for the first time, you always have to buy a suitable gift.

The ones that are too expensive are obviously not suitable, and Dean Jiao Yuheng will not accept them.

It's not okay to be too light, and you can't express your gratitude like that.

How many heroes have been stumped by gift-giving.

From the previous relationship, I know that Dean Jiao does not smoke, but just likes to drink a few sips of wine.

Tang thought about it for a while, so he went to buy two bottles of 'Qin Jin'.

According to the address sent to him by Jiao Nanxin, he came to the teacher's dormitory of NTU for the first time, asked as he walked, and finally found the No. 7 small building where Dean Jiao Yuheng lived.

Building No. 7 is not a detached villa, but a residential building. The building is five storeys high, there is no elevator, and you have to walk to get upstairs.

Dean Jiao Yuheng lived in 302, Tang Zhong stood at the door and rang the doorbell, and the door was opened by a kind-looking old lady.

She glanced at Tang Chong and said in a thick Su voice: "Ah, it's Tang Chong, right?" I often hear your teacher talk about you. Come in. ”

The old man looked at Tang Zhong as he spoke.

"Thank you, Mrs." Tang Zhong said with a smile. He put the wine box on the ground, then squatted down to change his shoes, and said to the old lady, "Master, where is Teacher Jiao?" ”

"Oh. He is playing chess with Nanxin in the study, and you go in and talk to them for a while. This old and young are all stubborn tempers, if this game is not won or lost. They won't come out—"

The old lady led Tang Zhong to the inner room in front, knocked on the door of the study, and said, "Yuheng." South Heart. Don is back. ”

Jiao Yuheng glanced up at Tang Chong, beckoned to him, and said, "Come and sit." Nanxin and I finished the game. Otherwise, this girl won't be able to eat. ”

"It doesn't matter. Teacher, go down. I watched from the sidelines. Tang Zhong said with a smile.

Jiao Nanxin was so focused on watching chess that he didn't even glance at Tang Chong. Probably still angry with him.

The old lady came over and patted Jiao Nanxin's shoulder, Jiao Nanxin knew that grandma valued etiquette the most, if she didn't take the initiative to talk to him, the little old lady would have to nag herself to death.

So, she said weakly: "Here we are." ”

"Here we are." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "Hope it didn't bother you."

Jiao Nanxin wanted to say that you just disturbed me, and I didn't know how to settle down when you came, but the old lady stood behind her, and she could only snort coldly and didn't speak.

"How so?" The old lady said with a smile. "You are a student of Yuheng, and you are classmates with Nanxin, and you will be a family in the future - Tang important often comes over, and I will cook for you."

"Okay, master." Tang Zhong respectfully agreed.

Jiao Nanxin was angry all of a sudden, and said, "You are not allowed to call me grandma and grandma." ”

"Why?" Tang Zhong said knowingly.

"She's my grandmother, you call her my wife, so I can't call you father?" Jiao Nan said angrily.

“――”

"Ahem-" Jiao Yuheng covered up his embarrassment by drinking tea, and said to Jiao Nanxin: "Each is called his own." Non-interference. Non-interference. ”

"yes. The dean is my teacher, and my wife is indeed my teacher. Tang Zhong said innocently.

"You-" Jiao Nanxin wanted to beat someone. This guy is so nasty, he can't be more annoying. Obviously a very strong person, but in front of his elders, he always pretends to be pitiful, as if others often bully him - have you bullied him?

Ever since I met him, I have been in constant contact with the god of bad luck. Where have you ever encountered a lucky thing?

"Don't be angry." Tang Chong's body leaned back in fear, and said cautiously: "If you don't let me call my wife 'Master', I don't know what to call it." ”

Deliberately.

This guy must have done it on purpose.

Jiao Nanxin nodded Tang Zhong with his hand and said, "Can you play chess?" ”

"A little bit."

"Let you have three sons." Jiao Nanxin said. "Stay with me on the next one."

Since she can't fight him in reality, she is ready to retaliate in a chess game.

"Good. I get out of the way. Tang Zhong and Nanxin next game. Jiao Yuheng hurriedly moved out of his place. It's better to play chess than to fight.

Tang Zhong sat down, Jiao Nanxin's body leaned forward, and whispered in Tang Chong's ear: "I will leave no piece of armor for you to kill." ”

"No piece of armor left?" Tang Chong subconsciously clenched his chest and said, "So you like to see me without clothes?" ”

(PS: Today's first chapter.) Thanks to ycm friends for the tip. ）h！！！