Chapter 157: Mountain Village Wild Ghosts
Tang Zixi, Lin Xueshuo, Huo Xiaoling, Li Qiaochu, the four women who are currently appearing in Shen Han's life, in fact, Shen Han has already regarded all of them as his own in his heart, and he will not let go of any of them. Of course, Shen Han will do his best to make them happy!
Li Qiaochu really wanted to climb to the top of Tiger Mountain. The altitude of Tiger Mountain is not very high, in fact, Tiger Mountain is just a huge area of mounds, after going deeper, whether it is up or down, the gap will not be particularly large. Seeing that the sun had sunk in the west and the time was not very early, although Li Qiaochu was still unsatisfied, he had to consider going down the mountain.
"Take a break, and then turn back!" Li Qiaochu found a bluestone and sat down, Miss Li knew how to enjoy it.
"Well, how? This mountain is good, if you really marry me, according to the rules of the village, this mountain will have your share. β
"It's really exciting to look forward to such a beautiful place." Li Qiaochu's words were very skillful, and he said very tactfully.
"I really like you, believe it or not?" Shen Han narrowed his eyes and looked at Li Qiaochu with a smile.
In the past, no matter what kind of Cheng dΓΉ the connection between himself and Shen Han reached, this guy never said that he liked himself. But today, today he actually said it, and when he said it, his eyes narrowed. Li Qiaochu's heartbeat was a little abnormal, in fact, since Shen Han first broke into the Tea Holy Residence to kill all directions, it left a deep imprint on Li Qiaochu's heart!
"I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in the man's mouth!"
Shen Han chuckled and played with taste: "But I'm not an ordinary man." β
"Then you play by yourself! I'm going down the mountain. Li Qiaochu glanced at Shen Han fiercely, and there was some joy in his heart.
When going down the mountain, Li Qiaochu was in front and Shen Han was behind.
Said to be down the mountain, in fact, there is no mountain to go down, the four directions of the southeast, northwest, and northwest are almost on a horizontal plane, Li Qiaochu walked for half an hour, and finally felt that something was wrong, she turned her head to look at Shen Han, and wondered: "Is the road wrong?" β
"How do I know?" Shen Han looked at Li Qiaochu with innocent eyes, "I thought you knew the road." β
"What?" Li Qiaochu was startled and looked at Shen Han in surprise, "You're not from Xiaohe Village?" You haven't been to this mountain? β
"I've been here, but I've come with my grandfather, and I don't have a good sense of direction."
"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Li Qiaochu glanced at Shen Han, but quickly relaxed and said, "Aren't you able to fly?" Conjure that sword out, and we'll fly back. β
Shen Han shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "The exercises I practice are very special, and the last few days are just like the days of your women every month, just like the days of your women's month, it happens to be a special period when you can't fly. β
Li Qiaochu glanced at Shen Han suspiciously, she wasn't sure if what this man said was true or false. But even if Shen Han lied, she was not afraid, with such a master by her side, at least there would be no danger. She looked up at the sky, and after determining the general direction with the setting sun as a reference, she hurried away.
However, out of a woman's deep cowardice, Li Qiaochu still felt a little scared.
In less than an hour, the sky that had just been red was gray, and as time passed, the overwhelming dusk swept in.
"How long do you have to go?" Li Qiaochu's pace became faster and faster, and his tone was a little helpless.
Shen Han couldn't bear it, how could he say that she was also her own woman, was it too much to scare her like this? Hey, forget it, I'll spare you this time!
If Li Qiaochu knew Shen Han's mental activities, she would definitely be obedient, but unfortunately, she would not have known! Miss Li turned her head, stared at Shen Han viciously, and said with a thin and angry face: "Shen Han, did you mean it?" If you don't want to suffer, use your brains to take me back to Xiaohe Village, otherwise, I'll let my grandfather catch you and sit ......."
When he was a child, Li Qiaochu would often move his grandfather out to scare people. When I grow up, although I don't use this trick much, I still use it in a hurry. But halfway through the words, she obediently shut up again, because the man in front of her didn't seem to be afraid of these at all.
Seeing Li Qiaochu's angry appearance, Shen Han felt pitiful, loving and funny. But this Nizi is too domineering, too don't take her man in her eyes, since Xiao Nizi is obsessed, tonight Lao Tzu will vibrate her husband!
Shen Leng snorted and said angrily, "Okay! I'll take you out of the mountain, and after you get out of the mountain, you should hurry back to Yanjing to be your eldest lady of the Li family! I'll never see you again! β
"Didn't you say you didn't know the way? I'm not honest when I see you! It was getting late and late, Li Qiaochu glanced left and right, and then he was full of excitement and hurriedly leaned a few steps towards Shen Han's side.
"I was joking with you just now, and you don't want to think about what kind of place this is, this is Tiger Mountain! Who am I, Shen Han? I, Shen Han, am a real man born and raised at the foot of Tiger Mountain! Don't say it's knowing the road, it's just a grass and a tree in this mountain, I can say one, two, three, you look at the ...... in front of you" Speaking of this, Shen Han stopped abruptly, and the expression on his face gradually became solemn.
"What's ahead?" Li Qiaochu's scalp was numb, and he couldn't take care of it anymore, so he hurriedly ran to Shen Han's side in small steps, hooked Shen Han's arm tightly, and his voice was crying, "You must not scare me." β
"Do you see the crooked-necked tree in front of you? Three years ago, Lin Da Cripple in our village, because he couldn't find his wife, came here to hang himself, and later when he showed it to others, everyone died for ten days and ten nights, and it is said that Lin Da Cripple ......"
"Don't say it, don't say it!" Li Qiaochu almost collapsed, turned around, firmly hugged Shen Han's waist, buried his face deep in Shen Han's chest, closed his eyes deadly, and cried and begged, "Don't say it, woo...... Don't really say it. β
Feeling the softness of Li Qiaochu's body, Shen Han did not hesitate to hold this woman in his arms, gently patted Li Qiaochu's back, and said softly: "Qiaochu, don't worry, the sky is falling, I will hold it for you!" After speaking, Shen Han puffed up his chest and shouted forward with his throat pulled, "Lin Da Cripple, you and I had no grudges in the past, and there was no hatred in the past, now Shen Han borrowed one from here, if you still recognize some friendship, don't come out to find trouble, and in the future, it is indispensable to honor you a few paper money." β
This slut looks like he's in trouble, and he feels like that! Curled Li Qiaochu in his arms in fright, and his body trembled uncontrollably. Shen Han loved pity in his heart, and emotionally hugged Li Qiaochu in his arms. The eldest lady of the Li family, what an unattainable goddess in the eyes of ordinary people, but now she is really curled up in her arms, this feeling is really cool!
Shen Han even felt that even if he strengthened Li Qiaochu to correct the Fa on the spot at this moment, this girl would only have to obediently admit it! It's just that if you really do this, after Li Qiaochu comes out of the mountain, she may really have to be a lifelong enemy with herself, this little girl is a fierce girl, maybe she will find a way to kill herself when the time comes.
"Qiaochu, don't be afraid, this Lin Da Cripple has eaten a few meals at my house before, and he won't embarrass us."
Although Li Qiaochu is timid, she believes in science in her heart! This is not a contradiction, a person who does not believe in ghosts in the world is not necessarily not afraid of ghosts! Li Qiaochu kept warning himself in his heart: Don't be afraid, there are no ghosts in the world at all! Don't be superstitious, you must believe in science, Li Qiaochu, you are the best, you must be brave, don't let this hooligan take advantage of the opportunity to eat tofu! Li Qiaochu, your courage is the greatest, Li Qiaochu, you are invincible......
After doing mental hypnosis for a long time, Li Qiaochu mustered up his courage, broke free from Shen Han's embrace, and gasped for breath. After a while, the woman bit her silver teeth and said strongly: "Shen Han, it must be your ghost, you deliberately let me get lost in this mountain, and then take advantage of me, right?" Sue you, I, Li Qiaochu, am a materialist, put away some of your charming! Give you two hours, if you can't get out of this mountain, we'll see! β
In a fit of rage, this girl didn't call Shen Ye anymore, but called Shen Han's name.
Is this girl starting to doubt herself? If you show your own prototype in this way, then what will you do in the future? After thinking for a while, Shen Han turned his head sharply to stare at Li Qiaochu and scolded: "If you want to get out of Tiger Mountain alive, shut up Lao Tzu!" β
"I ......" Seeing that Shen Han was serious, Li Qiaochu really didn't have much confidence in her heart, at this moment, coupled with the fact that it was dark, she naturally wouldn't pay attention to whether Shen Han was squinting when he said this.
Seeing that Li Qiaochu was frightened by himself, Shen Han was secretly refreshed in his heart, but he turned his head to look straight ahead, took out a cigarette, took out three cigarettes and lit them, and said loudly: "I call you a lame brother, this little girl is not sensible, you have a lot of adults." β
A gust of cold wind passed, Li Qiaochu had no reason to stir up, he didn't want to think about it, the conditioned reflex generally leaned on Shen Han's side again, and hooked one of Shen Han's arms stubbornly, this time Li Qiaochu made up his mind, no matter how he got Shen Han, as long as he still had a breath, he would not let go, and even if he died today, he would find this guy to be a backer.
In order to make it look a little more like, Shen Han deliberately took Li Qiaochu to bypass the front.
Don't you really say it, in the mountains at night, there are really some horrors, a lot of flowers and shrubs, under the decoration of the night, how to look how scary, especially the occasional gust of cold wind, it is even more chilling. Shen Han was born and raised, and he used to go into the mountains to hunt with old drunkards in the evening, so he was naturally confident and not afraid.
This is very painful Li Qiaochu, occasionally tilting his head, he will always see a cluster of black shadows, this girl grabbed Shen Han's arm and was startled. If Shen Han walked slowly, this woman would immediately pinch Shen Han's armpit.
At night, there was no good road, Li Qiaochu and Shen Han had a fierce physical friction from time to time, especially Li Qiaochu leaned on Shen Han's chest and rubbed on Shen Han's arm at every turn. Shen Han was calm, where did he care if he went out of the mountain or not, he was thinking about it, and he was experiencing the soft and soft touch coming from his arm.
Shen Han turned left and right in the mountain, and from time to time he pretended to be troublesome and shouted, which roughly meant: The seventh aunt or eighth aunt of Xiaohe Village, you drank pesticides or accidentally died, but this has nothing to do with me Shen Han, I Shen Han still respect you very much, I hope you don't come out to get in the way and scare people.
After shouting, Shen Han took a detour and continued to move forward. Slowly, Li Qiaochu felt that something was wrong.
"Ah sixth aunt, nine years ago, the sixth uncle went into the mountains to hunt......"
"Enough! Why did the people in your village, whether they committed suicide by drinking dichlorvos, or drowned in the reservoir at the entrance of the village, ran into this mountain one by one? You're a big man, disgusting or not? Li Qiaochu finally couldn't stand it anymore, she was almost sure that Shen Han was playing tricks, so she immediately made a decision and stood up to expose his lies.
Belch! Do you seem to get carried away? How did you make such a big flaw? Shen Han thought for a moment, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and said: "What's this, the people of Xiaohe Village rely on the mountains to eat the mountains, rely on the water to eat the water, and everyone has to lie in the mountains to be solid after a hundred years." β
"Really? Why don't you see the grave of the buried people? Li Qiaochu's mind gradually began to sober up, but as a precaution, she still didn't dare to let go, and still hooked Shen Han's arm.
This girl's mind is out of water? Since this is the case, then don't blame Shen Hanxin for being ruthless! Hey!
Shen Han was about to speak, but he stopped talking, and was stunned, this guy was full of excitement, and then retreated in horror.
"What? Still trying to scare me? Li Qiaochu followed Shen Han back, and did not forget to pinch Shen Han fiercely while speaking.
Because it was dark, Li Qiaochu couldn't see the expression on Shen Han's face clearly, Shen Han had to gasp for breath to show that he was very nervous now, and after taking a few breaths, he began to turn against the guest, just holding Li Qiaochu's small hand, and said in a trembling voice towards the front: "Lin Da lame, you...... Why stand in the way? β
Lin Da lame? Is it the guy Shen Han said at the beginning that he came to Tiger Mountain to hang himself because he couldn't find his wife? Li Qiaochu's scalp was numb, although she thought that Shen Han was scaring her, but she was still afraid!
"Bastard, you bastard, what the hell are you going to do......"
"Tiny Tiny ...... Shen Shen Shen Zizi ...... "This voice is indescribably gloomy and indescribably terrifying.
Li Qiaochu's scalp was numb, his brain was short-circuited in an instant, and after coming back to his senses, he almost didn't come over in one breath, and he was completely dizzy. After Li Qiaochu came back to her senses, she trembled even more, she couldn't care about taking advantage or not taking advantage of herself, the whole person was completely attached to Shen Han's body, at this moment, Shen Han was her only and her all.
"Brother Cripple," Shen Han hugged Li Qiaochu tightly and greeted him in horror.
Are you acting? Are you acting? Li Qiaochu's eyes were already full of tears of fear and grievance.
"Sand!" With a bang, a gust of wind continued to pass by Li Qiaochu and Shen Han.
At this moment, Li Qiaochu could almost feel that the yin wind pierced his skin and penetrated his bone marrow! If at first this woman thought she was acting, then at this moment, she was almost sure that she was really hell!
"Tiny Tiny ...... Shen Shen Shen Zizi ...... This woman stays behind, you go down the mountain, ahhh......hh
"Don't, don't, Shen Han, don't...... Woo woo...... "Li Qiaochu was about to collapse, she hugged Shen Han and buried her head in Shen Han's shoulder, "Don't leave me, don't leave me, Shen Ye, you won't leave my ......"
Hmph, spineless woman, this is starting to call Shen Ye again. Shen Han secretly despised it in his heart.
Shen Han seemed to have made up his mind, he wrapped Li Qiaochu back hard, puffed up his chest, and said tragically: "Lame...... Cripple brother, forgive me for not being able to do it, this is my woman...... You...... What exactly do you want? β
Although Shen Han's tone was full of fear, the determination revealed in the fear was unquestionable; Although Shen Han's body was also trembling slightly, his chest was still tall.
Seeing Shen Han's tragic and resolute pretending appearance, Ji Ji almost vomited blood in anger! He is a noble divine beast, but this boss actually let himself pretend to be the ghost of that big cripple to help him make beautiful eyebrows, it's too much! Is it tolerable, or is it unbearable? In that case, then I, Gigi, am going to be crazy today.
"Tiny Tiny ...... Shen Shen Shen Zizi ...... What proof do you use to prove that she is your woman? Cripple brother has been lonely for years, it's time to find a woman to accompany me, unless you can prove that you love her enough to ......"
What I want is this effect, Ji Ji is really interested, today Shen Han is going to have a majestic hero to save the beauty! Shen Han pushed Li Qiaochu aside, took two steps forward, and said in a trembling voice: "Brother Cripple, let her leave, and I will stay with you...... With you! β
This man, does he really care so much about himself? Li Qiaochu was really moved at this moment.
Boss, boss, you don't take the spirit rat seriously, although you are shameless and obscene, but you seem to have forgotten about it, thinking that in the Yuling Continent, I Jiji is also a variety of fairies under the crotch bubbles. Look at your bird-like appearance, I have to teach you a lesson.
After muttering for a while, Gigi said in a hoarse voice, "Little little ...... Shen Shen Shen Zizi ...... For your sake, the lame brother gave you a chance, in order to prove that you love that woman, now, say three times that you are a slut. β
"I ...... It's a slut, I'm a slut, I'm a slut! Shen Han was so angry that he almost didn't want to play, this shameless Ji Ji was still holding chicken feathers as an arrow, and when this matter passed, he had to clean it up.
"Okay, I believe you like her, and you are even willing to give your life for her," Shen Han is the boss after all, Ji Ji didn't dare to play too much, after letting Shen Han slander himself, it began to target Li Qiaochu, and planned to give the boss a little sweetness, "Now, woman, you have to prove that you are a little ...... Shen Shen Shen Zizi ...... women to be able to leave. β
Li Qiaochu had no master, so he could only hold Shen Han's arm and nod in horror.
"I know you're not a little ...... Shen Shen Shen Zizi ...... woman, in order to prove that you are, you must eat Xiao Shenzi's poop while it is hot, of course, you can also choose to prove yourself in other ways. β
If it weren't for the eerie voice and the creepy chill, Li Qiaochu would almost suspect that this was a well-planned prank! This ghost is also too disgusting, can eating poop prove that she is Shen Han's woman? Li Qiaochu was angry and afraid, and was speechless for a while, just looking at Shen Han with frightened and helpless eyes.