Chapter 653: Parking and Sitting in Love Maple Forest Night
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As an ice beauty, Yan Min is very conservative in her personal feelings and lifestyle. When the www.biquge.info heard Han Qin's astonishing words, he wanted to take her to experience an alternative life, so he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Han Qin, don't make trouble、、、 get that on the road, if people see it, you won't lose the dead!" ”
Han Qin laughed and said, "What the trendy lifestyle wants is this heartbeat thorn."
It's one thing for us to participate or not, let's experience the atmosphere first. ”
The steering wheel was in Han Qin's hand, and Han Qin drove straight to the destination with Yan Min**. Yan Min couldn't stop it, so he had to let Han Qin Hu come. Although Yan Min strongly objected to it, after all, he was an upright young fu, and his heart was full of an inexplicable impulse.
The car left the party school about 500 meters and turned onto a secluded street. The street is surrounded by a park on one side and the wall of the agency compound on the other, and the whole street is unusually quiet without a façade room. The streets are lined with dense French plane trees, which hide the street lamps very dimly, which is really the best choice for car shock enthusiasts.
As early as when Han Qin was the director of the Dongfang City Beijing Office, he had heard of this sacred place. Any man with normal physiology who hears about such a romantic place wants to visit it. Han Qin didn't have a suitable partner at that time, so he could only dry his eyes.
The reason why this place can be famous is naturally that many car shock experts have visited this place. As soon as the abundance is spread and the ten are spread to the hundreds, the pioneers of the capital will naturally set their sights on this treasure land of feng shui.
On the Internet, this remote street, which is about two kilometers long from east to west, ranks third in the ranking of car shock places in Beijing.
Since it is a good place, it is naturally overcrowded. Under the tung tree, a car is parked every few tens of meters, the doors are locked, and there is no light inside. The car swayed gently, and connoisseurs knew what was happening at a glance.
Gently stroking Yan Min's jade tui with his hand, Han Qin smiled and said, "Yan Min, take a closer look at those cars on the side of the road, see if you can find a little mystery?" ”
Yan Min looked out the window and saw that their car happened to be passing by a car.
The car seems to be lighter, the shock absorbers are not too good, and the amplitude of the up and down vibrations is very obvious, forming a real resonance, and it is accompanied by a "squeak" sound, which makes people think about it.
If it weren't for Han Qin's prior reminder, Yan Min would definitely not know what was going on inside. Han Qin had already rendered the atmosphere in advance, and Ping Min saw the bumpy car up and down, as a person who came over, he naturally knew what it meant. This is the legendary "car shock", and there really is such a thing!
Yan Minqiao's face flushed, and she said half-truthfully: "Han Qin, I thought it was just a rumor, but I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen!" It's better to open a room in a hotel than on the street. They're really wondering、、、"
Han Qin smiled evilly and said, "Yan Min, the word Che Zhen has a very long history!" According to the research of the professors of our history department, at least in the late Tang Dynasty, there was already this romantic activity.
Du Mu, a famous poet in the late Tang Dynasty, has a famous poem that has been selected into middle school textbooks: stop and sit in love with the maple forest in the evening, and the frost leaves are red in February.
When I was in middle school, I didn't understand what this poem meant. Our teacher even misled the children and explained to the far-fetched that sitting in ancient times is because of the meaning, and the poet stopped the car to stop and watch because he liked the maple leaves that were more colorful than the fresh huā in February.
Later, after the guidance of our history masters, I finally had a new understanding. That's not how it should be explained, teacher, this poem should be interpreted like this!
On a late autumn evening, the poet took his concubine to the maple forest in a car, looking at the beautiful maple leaves of Jiāo, the poet and his concubine were unbearable, so they made love in the car. Fragrant car BMW, beautiful scenery and concubine, playing in the picturesque maple forest is very poetic!
According to the personal experience of car earthquake experts, the most suitable places for car earthquake should be parks, rivers, wilds, and woods. Poets are really good at finding places, and these romantic aphrodisiac factors, the opportunities are all taken up by them. Judging from the available information, this should be the earliest record of car shock, and Du Mu is the ancestor of car shock、、、"
Listening to Han Qin's nonsense, Yan Min couldn't bear it anymore, and giggled: "The masters of your history department are purely hooligans and illiterates. What Du Mu said in his poem is sitting on love, which was tampered with by you as **, and he also accused the teacher of misleading people's children, which is really nonsense! ”
Han Qin smiled and argued! "Yan Min, although you are a master's degree, after all, you are studying economics, and you are a little lacking in literature. The ancients liked to use fake characters the most, and it was completely common to do and sit. Besides, after all, Du Mu is a great poet who has become famous, and when describing his si's life, he always has to avoid it, and it is completely understandable to use a fake word. ”
Yan Min knew that he couldn't say anything about Han Qin, so he reached out and gently twisted it on Han Qin's big tui,
With a spring on his face, he smiled but did not speak, but he seemed to be looking forward to a certain moment.
Han Qin and Yan Min** looked at both sides of the street, preparing to find a suitable place to park. Han Qin and the two of them came a little late, and the best place had already been occupied by the seniors who arrived first.
In order to be able to mobilize the emotions of the ice beauty, let her enter the corner as soon as possible. While driving, Han Qin popularized the basic knowledge of car shock to Yan Min.
On the web forum, there is a dedicated home for car shock enthusiasts. Everyone talked freely on it, exchanging the latest car earthquake venues with each other, car shock skills, netizens who like to discuss "car shock", and lovers who are in love with "car shock" or even addicted, are collectively called "car shock clan" and "car shock clan" have also become a special vocabulary for new human beings.
Normal male and female riders will have a moment of spring, and the place for everyone to vent, in addition to home, should also be in the "car". In foreign countries, a tune shows that the first place for romantic love is the beach, and the second place is the car.
Romance on the beach, for all people, may be a bit extravagant and unsightly, compared to the car, it is more practical.
Veteran Chechuáng pointed out that for veterans who pay attention to atmosphere and stabbing ji, the bedroom is not as good as the dining table, the home is not as good as the hotel, and the building is not as good as the car. It's not just because of the possibility of being glimpsed that Xing makes the excitement of the stabbing ji mixed with guilt and nervousness, which greatly increases the pleasure of Xing.
Moreover, in such a small and enclosed space as the car, every subtle breath and gasp is close to the ears, and each other's body temperature and smell are concocted by each other, and the closeness and intimacy of the soul are not comparable to other outdoor environments.
According to the results of a public survey conducted by an authoritative German magazine, among women, driving "Audi"
The most unreliable, 41% of "Audi" hostesses admit to having extramarital affairs, the Audi A6 is one of the cars with the highest earthquake rate in the world, and almost every Audi A6 has had a major earthquake incident.
Men who drive "Porsche" are more likely to have extramarital affairs than men who drive other models, and almost 50% of people cheat on their partners: they are followed by "BMW" owners, who admit to having an affair at 46%. The most loyal are the owners of the "Opel", and only 28% of the female xing admit to having an extramarital affair.
Psychologist Toulu, for women, the car is indeed a powerful aphrodisiac, and no woman can resist the shock of a famous car. And for men, cars are like a kind of "spiritual viagra", so much so that someone once put forward the idea that men who drive BMWs are very strong. As for Porsche, its aphrodisiac effect is even stronger!
Yan Min's car is the Audi A6! Hearing Han Qin say that the woman who drives an Audi is the most prone to car shocks, Yan Min blushed again, stretched out his hand and slapped Han Qin, and said angrily: "Han Qin, where did you learn all these messy things?" You officials, who think about these things all day long, still have the heart to work? Tell me honestly, how many times have you played car shock outside? ”
Han Qin said with a smile: "Yan Min, Xiaosheng is wronged, I have never practiced this as a pure theory!" ”
After driving forward for more than two hundred meters, Han Qin found a satisfactory place. Stabilizing the car, pulling on the handbrake, and closing the window, Han Qin gently took Yan Min in his arms, got his hands up and down, and started foreplay caressing.
With the thorns of this environment, coupled with Han Qin's teasing all the way, the ice beauty quickly melted into Han Qin's arms. The strange and novel environment, coupled with more than two months of hunger and thirst waiting, made the ice beauty drunk and crazy, and deeply experienced the wonderful artistic conception of "parking and sitting in love with the maple forest at night".
After a hearty feeling, Han Qin stroked Yan Min's hair, looked at the faint light outside the car window, and said with a smile: "Yan Min, what do you think?" ”
The ice beauty took a sip on Han Qin's face, and Jiāo gasped and said, "This place is so good, I want you to bring me here again 、、、"!