291 Helen's Milk Show promises to defeat Sparta
In the morning, the fiery red sun rose from the side, what a good day! Helen and her mother Leda are the ones who don't have to cook, can a huge army be without a cooking class? Definitely.
The morning sun shines on the mountains, and each small group is burying pots and cooking. Clusters of fireworks, like fairies dancing, caused the men's blood to boil, and everyone wanted to take the lead in this battle.
The beauty is in front of you, and the beautiful mother-in-law is in front of you, saying that she doesn't want to be a lie. I'm afraid that I will sacrifice in the battle, and I can't even drink a drop of the beautiful woman's urine soup, which is true. Of course, there are such people, but they are useless, one is that they have no right to speak, most of them are bought with money, and high-level people are heroic, proud of their military exploits, and want to get beautiful women and wealth for life. Of course, this is a good opportunity, otherwise you will have to pay a lot of money to grab it alone.
At this time, Helen and Leda were acting as honor guards, both wearing red shawls and holding signs in their hands, which read: Attack Sparta, rob the beautiful women and share the money! The two women, their mothers and daughters, went to one side separately, and in the army of all men, they rehearsed the seduction and seduction of the beauties of Sparta.
Lida has to be on the side of Orlens and Helen's brothers, although this is the main battle lineup, but it doesn't matter if you are tempted or confused, it is enough to have our mother-in-law Leda, because they think of the beauties in Sparta. However, the Oriental devils are not good, can it be said that they have a higher taste? Or to say that Chinese characters are smarter, and they all want to get Helen and be Leda's son-in-law.
Our mother-in-law is not a dead B, she has already seen it, so Lida asked Helen to come here to let her go, and the temporary temptation will get twice the result with half the effort. Really, you've been going to have a long time, and men have forgotten that you're a beauty. Temporal temptation was invented by Leda again.
Helen was dressed in a red shawl, and she couldn't see anything from behind, and if she was face to face with a standing one, her wonderful body. The ambition, the tendons on the belly, and the small black triangle under the small belly tempt you so much that you can't wait to grow wings on your body immediately. Fly to Sparta to quickly make a start, come to the mother-in-law to receive the reward, carry Helen to the jade bed, and play with her one by one!
Helen first came to Li Yuanfang's lineup to make a short stop, laughing and doing some small gestures such as looks. With the taste of pretending to acquiesce, men and horses, anyway, sooner or later they will die, if they can be a hero and a beauty, why not be willing to die?
Li Yuanfang saw that Helen came to his lineup, because Li Yuanfang, as the leader, also got ten strong men from the main force, and it was a force that made its own food.
Helen came to Li Yuanfang with a sign, and saw Helen put on a posture and laughed at herself. Knowing that this is a pre-war beauty gift, it came. What kind of gift is it? Readers and friends guess first, and reward yourself if you guess correctly. Don't peek, the answer is going to be written below.
Li Yuanfang took half a step forward, knelt down on one foot, and kissed Helen's belly muscles. If Li Yuanfang said that he was in a good mood and was very satisfied, he could go all the way down the river. Moreover, if Helen is willing or satisfied, she will take a step forward and let her tongue and red be drawn.
This is a common practice in ancient warfare as a reward for hero-level generals before an expedition, as it is more affordable than any material reward. You reward him with 10,000 oceans if he dies on the battlefield. Was this helpful? At the very least, people drink a drop of urine from a beautiful woman, and this memory will make the hero crazy for love on the battlefield like a rhinoceros running alone. It's just that he doesn't say it in his mouth, and he is saying in his heart: Kill, wait until you kill all the enemies to go into the city to grab beautiful women. If you are a hero, you will fight for the beauty, and you will be willing to die for the beauty. Rush. Kill!
The urine of a beautiful woman does not mean that any soldier can have the right to drink a drop, at least if it is a leader in a unit, and the soldiers rely on the complete victory of the war, and the beauties they snatch are really so many that they can be sold to the soldiers, otherwise who will put the word hero in their eyes?
Li Yuanfang knelt down and licked and ate the essence of the beauty. As a subordinate soldier, they all lined up behind him and knelt down to accompany him, and could only watch with their eyes wide open, which meant to ignite the lust in their hearts. That is, in the form of the subconscious, in order to motivate the soldiers, and the beauty can bring a kind of power that men are so powerful to want. In order to show why men should be heroes, why should men rob beautiful women? Just by looking at this scene, you will know that just by talking with your mouth, you can't get the moment of trembling in your heart when you look at it.
You say that beautiful women and beautiful women, what the hell is used, people take a look, there is a fire burning in their hearts immediately, I can't wait to pick up a gun immediately, hurry up and grab the beauty, this fire will not be extinguished, and the beauty will directly want to die.
Our mother Leda has created a Guinness record in the world, that is, she launched the use of beautiful women to dedicate themselves to stimulate men's physiological needs, in order to get this wonderful enjoyment of life, men can only be heroes on the battlefield, to kill all the enemies without fear of death, and then rush into the city to grab money and rob beautiful women.
All the men present, including Li Yuanfang, were greedy for the dedication of the beautiful woman. We can imagine a scene where a group of refugees receive alms, and a rich man brings a big roast sheep, but this big roast sheep is just an introduction, and if they are allowed to eat like this, it will not be enough for so many people to stuff their teeth. So what to do? Of course, the rich man had something to say, and he told the refugees: On the other side of the river there is a large pasture, and on the pasture there is a herd of countless sheep, all of which I raised, and if you can swim over, settle down there, and the roast sheep will kill you...... This is the method of roasting sheep with beautiful women. In ancient China, Sun Tzu's Art of War did not exist, and this was invented by Lida again.
Let's not say that swimming across the river to have roast sheep to eat, that is, if you want to survive, you have to swim across the river. It's the same with war, as long as the city is defeated, are you still worried about the beauty?
It is said that Helen came to the Zhanzhao lineup again, and he also received ten strong men from the main force. Zhan Zhao saw Helen coming this way from afar, and had already lined up in front of the tent to welcome the arrival of the beauty.
Zhan Zhao welcomed the beautiful Helen into the tent, and a soldier brought a plate of fairy water first, so that Helen could wash and be healthier. Zhan Zhao looked at Helen with a smile and said, "When I cut off a piece of the corner of the robe with the sword on my shoulder, I will clean your body first, and I will use my cleanest lips to lick your cleanest belly." I will use my most precious tongue to eat your most precious urine soup. (Essence of beauty)"
After Zhan Zhao finished speaking, he began to cut off a piece of the corner of the robe, put it in the fairy water, and then took it out to touch Helen's belly and underneath. This means why the hero eats the same plate with him and others, and the meaning of washing and washing is also the meaning of fried a plate in it. This is the ancients. In fact, who is not the same contemporary hero?
After some baptism, this man is really choked enough, can he salivate? Helen smiled and said, "Ask the hero to take the gift!" (What kind of etiquette is this, is to provoke a man's physiological response, that is, to provoke you to try to get this thing.) In fact, it's more expensive than any gift, and it's worth a lot of money. It can be said that it has a good taste. )”
Zhan Zhao looked at Helen's eyes, gave Helen a pure smile in return, took the sword in the guard's hand, first let the sword return the box, and then clasped his hands into fists to give a deep salute, and then began to kneel on one knee, just like a newborn calf is born big, but the cow's mother is the first to be born, or a little girl's family, so if the son wants to eat his mother's milk, he must kneel. The strong men of the crowd lined up behind Zhan Zhao, receiving a feeling that was slightly less than Zhan Zhao's sense of taste and touch, but it could also be used visually to ignite the flame of love for beauty in a man's heart.
Zhan Zhao slowed down his movements to the point where he was waiting to fight Tai-level boxing, which made Helen very uncomfortable to death, and when he slowly came to the black triangle from his stomach, just like Su Dongpo's lovesick tears, they hadn't flowed to his mouth for a year. When Zhanzhao's mouth walked under the black triangle, Helen couldn't hold it back, and it was like the ancient Yellow River bursting thousands of miles away, instantly flooding seven counties and eight mansions, dead bodies everywhere, and thousands of people were in trouble.
Helen couldn't help but pee, and Zhanzhao thought that he had gone through a back door because Helen liked herself very much. It's like a bank's ATM getting out of control, and Zhan Zhao inserts a 100 yuan money card, and as a result, countless amounts of money roll out of it. Zhanzhao didn't have so much, he wanted to swallow it in one bite. As a result, the cheeks bulged like a frog called spring, and in the end, this thing had a fever in it, and there were so many that it was sold, and then Zhang Fei burned to death in it. Zhan Zhao thought that he really couldn't swallow it alone, so he turned his head and opened his mouth suddenly, just pouring it on the faces of all the soldiers behind him, which just made everyone baptize with beautiful love. Later, this army became an ironclad army, which is a later story. It's like a hooligan withdrawing money and encountering a bad opportunity, and he can't open it himself, so he calls his accomplices to share the dirt.
These soldiers are all licking their tongues and flowing down their faces, so it can be said that they are beautiful essences. For crops, this is urea, and it must be eaten violently.
After Zhan Zhao had baptized the brothers, he began to receive Helen's real gifts.
At this time, Helen said: "If the hero does not dislike it, this beauty is willing to take the mother as the world, please ask the hero to eat a mouthful of the liquid of this beauty's milk, so that you can kill the enemy more bravely on the battlefield." I will be here as your mother cares for you and asks for peace. ”
Zhanzhao's dream gift finally came, he returned to his infant age, regarded Helen's ambition as his mother to nurture him, and at the same time secretly made a wish: I ate my mother's milk, dedicated my life to my mother, and made the first contribution to my mother's Sparta. (To be continued.) )