Chapter 272: Xiao Qiang who can't be killed
One person, one ball, suddenly collided.
Zhang He, who was unconscious, only felt a majestic force and an amazing elasticity, and immediately, his whole person flew out upside down like a cannonball, and fell far away into the cold seawater. Zhang He, who choked on a few mouthfuls of seawater one after another, suddenly woke up from that magical state.
Zhang He, whose mouth was full of bitter seawater, suddenly discovered a serious problem.
Nima! Bhabhi can't swim.
Fortunately, the sea water is not too deep, and as soon as he sinks underwater, Zhang He can immediately land on his feet. With his feet kicking the soft mud and sand on the bottom of the sea, Zhang He immediately rushed out of the water, and quickly approached a little shore with the momentum.
After several consecutive sprints, Zhang He was finally able to smoothly expose his head on the water and wade onto the water. However, just as he was ashore, the round ball of flesh came again and crushed like a hill.
Nima! Brother would rather be hit by this bastard and die than be drowned in the water. Zhang He, who had made up his mind, suddenly fell down, and the meat ball flew straight out of his back, like a bulging super large balloon, rolling out more than ten meters along the quiet sea surface, before floating lightly on the sea.
That's fine, too!
Looking at the meat balls that were similar to balloons, floating on the surface of the sea, Zhang He was suddenly a little speechless.
However, he also remembered an important thing.
Nima, in order to deal with you bastard, didn't my brother prepare the venom of the silk a long time ago? Brother can't kill you, and he can't poison you?
Zhang He, who suddenly remembered this song, quickly took out the small iron box that had been prepared from his left pocket. Looking at the only drop of liquid left in the iron box, and the silver needle that was wet with liquid, Zhang He couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
Nima, that meat bun has Tianshan Ice Silk Gloves in his hand that are not even afraid of daggers, if he stops him, wouldn't my brother lose his wife and soldiers. If it didn't pierce the meat bun, the venom would first penetrate into the brother's body through the skin on the brother's fingers, and the brother himself would be poisoned first.
In a hurry, Zhang He immediately put away the small iron box again.
This is a killer move that will end in the same way, and only when you can ensure that the poisonous silver needle can be inserted into the skin of this meat bun with a single blow, you can not hesitate to grab the silver needle and launch a fatal blow.
The meat buns are rolling back.
Zhang He suddenly felt that he shouldn't enter that state that he didn't even know, because in this case, he would definitely not remember to stab people with poisonous silver needles.
Forget it, let's rely on your own ability to kill this dead meat bun!
The attack of the meat bun is simple and brutal. Just one action, bump. However, given his invincible defense and super-fast speed, this simple and brutal move can be regarded as a rare move.
Because Zhang He flew again, and this time he fell heavily on the beach, and directly fell into the mud.
Nima! Zhang He, who spit out a few mouthfuls of sand one after another, couldn't help but scold hatefully.
However, before he could completely recover his breath, the hateful meat ball slammed into him again.
Nima! This bastard is practicing the Shenma shit exercises. You can't die, you can't kick it, and when you kick it, it's like kicking on a soft ball of meat, but the problem is that the elasticity is so great, and the force of the shock is so fierce.
And before you can remove the buffering force, the rampaging meat ball will hit you violently again, directly flying you upside down several meters away.
The meat ball hit it again, and Zhang He was very suspicious, if he simply let go of his hands and feet and enter that magical state again, it would be possible to avoid the collision of the meat ball, but the problem was that if he entered that state, he would definitely forget to poke the damn meat ball with a poisonous silver needle.
The volume of the meat is very large, so big that Zhang He can't avoid the collision of the meat ball at once. Zhang He was knocked away again, and what made Zhang He speechless the most was that this damn meat ball actually gave birth to a new haircut.
Soaring into the sky, he instantly rushed to a height of more than two meters, and then smashed down from the sky, like a high-altitude falling object weighing ten thousand pounds.
Nima! Looking at the meat ball that fell hard, Zhang He could only roll quickly in the short moment when he couldn't get up at all.
"Boom."
The sand and stones are all over the sky, and the muffled sound is deafening! Under the panicked gaze of Long Diewu, Zhang He, who couldn't dodge, was smashed into the sand by a huge ball of meat.
Feeling like he was hit by a falling object from a high altitude, Zhang He, who couldn't help but squirt a mouthful of blood, clearly felt that he was about to suffocate.
Zhang He's eyes were fascinated by the sand, and he could barely see a vague black cloud falling from the sky, "Nima, fight." In a silent whisper, Zhang He instinctively reached out to pick up the small iron box in his pants pocket.
However, the speed of the meat ball from the sky was too fast, and before Zhang He could take out the poisonous silver needle and wait for the meat ball to smash it, the meat ball smashed down with brutality.
"Poof." Zhang He couldn't help but spurt out a mouthful of blood, and the most important thing was that the small iron box still flew away in the brutal smash of the meat ball.
Nima!
Zhang He was in a hurry, he couldn't take care of the small iron box anymore, in order to avoid being stoned to death by the meat ball, Zhang He could only roll to the sea quickly in the rolling with all his might, preparing to use the resistance of the sea water to dodge the meat ball's new move.
It's a pity that a ball of flesh like a black cloud covering the sky and the sun smashed into Zhang He's body again, causing him to spurt out a mouthful of blood uncontrollably again.
"Interesting." On the mountain rock, Long Qizhang still didn't have any intention of making a move, but said thoughtfully.
"It's really interesting." He Zhong also said thoughtfully.
The two old men enjoyed the good scene of smashing the meat balls with great interest.
Nima!
Zhang He, who was smashed hard again, was completely angry, and at the moment when the meat ball rebounded quickly like a basketball smashed on the floor, Zhang He hugged the meat ball like an octopus with open tentacles, and also stuck to the smooth skin of the meat ball.
The meat ball is brutal, and the meat ball is violent. The movement of the meat ball was simple and fierce, and it fell from the sky with Zhang He and smashed to the ground again.
Under the intently gaze of the two old men and Long Butterfly Dance, Zhang He kicked the meat ball violently at the moment when the meat ball fell rapidly, and then shot out like a cannonball, quickly shooting out a distance of more than three meters, successfully avoiding the tragedy of being used as a sponge pad by the meat ball and smashing into the beach.
The meat ball came again, still falling straight down brutally.
Zhang He learned to be obedient this time, got up directly, pulled his legs and ran, he was extremely fast, but this time he barely avoided the smashing of the meat ball.
Just as a ten-magnitude earthquake trembled violently at his feet, kicking up the dust in the sky, Zhang He turned around abruptly again, and once again sucked the meat ball that bounced up like an octopus.
This time, the meat ball also learned to be obedient, and it didn't fall from the sky arrogantly.
Nima, this thing is going to be a god horse again?
Zhang He, who didn't know that the meat ball would have a new move, still catapulted out of the smooth meat ball at the moment when the meat ball was about to land, and appeared three meters away from the landing point of the meat ball.
Zhang He finally understood that this damn meat ball was going to do something, and as soon as he landed, he rolled over and hit it like a football that had been kicked hard.
Nima! That's fine, too.
Looking at the meat ball that was traveling super fast, Zhang He immediately pulled out his legs and fled, desperately rushing to the side.
Zhang He changes direction, meat ball changes direction!
As a result, a sci-fi blockbuster of a giant meat ball chasing a human being was staged on the beach.
Running and running, Zhang He involuntarily entered that magical state, and with the appearance of this state, Zhang He suddenly gave up escaping.
The meat ball came, and Zhang He also moved.
Under the disbelieving gaze of Long Diewu, just as the meat ball was about to knock him over and run over him, Zhang He suddenly became a super parkour master.
He leaped high into the air, stomped heavily on the smooth surface of the ball, and then jumped over the top of the ball with an incredible front flip.
The meat balls are here again, this time sideways.
Zhang He had a new countermeasure, and at the moment when the meat ball was about to hit him, the fierce man resisted the meat ball with both hands, and his body retreated rapidly with the speed of the meat ball. This feeling is like a shell mantis pushing a huge cow being pushed backwards by cow.
The meat ball pushed Zhang He and went straight to the cliff of the hill behind the beach.
In the blink of an eye, Zhang He was about to be pushed back by the meat ball and hit the hard rock, so he quickly covered his mouth for fear that he would wake up Zhang He's Dragon Butterfly Dance with a scream. Under her unblinking gaze, Zhang He seemed to have long eyes behind him, and his feet suddenly exerted force, resisting the mountain rocks hard.
And in the squeezing of the meat ball and the mountain rock, Zhang He, who was about to curl up into a ball, suddenly turned into a rocket that soared into the sky, and in the electric light, it jumped out from between the meat ball and the mountain stone, and flew straight up to a height of more than three meters.
Not only that, Zhang He, who was falling quickly, also stepped on the meat ball fiercely, and then used a beautiful front flip to land two meters away behind the meat ball.
In an instant, Zhang He seemed to have become the Xiaoqiang who could always come and go freely in a small space, and people couldn't beat him or kill him.