Chapter 353: The Brutal Princess
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Dressed in a heavy helmet, Gude was the first to walk out of the gate of the Caliphate with a shiny halberd gun, followed by dozens of fat people.
The bloody halberds in the hands of these Panta have verified the merits of the earth, it may be that the battle is too one-sided, many Panta warriors are lazily chewing the bamboo pieces in their mouths, and two figures, one tall and one short, are surrounded by them and walk out of the city gate.
Liu Zhen, the long-known Princess Nancy and the Kalimantan Caliphate, finally appeared in front of him.
The lion tiger princess has blonde hair like a wheat wave, a black "king" pattern on her forehead, a small garlic nose, a slight freckles, at least two meters tall, tall but not rough, and there is indeed a bit of Greck between her eyebrows. His Majesty Sal has a kingly temperament in the world, although it is not very beautiful, but it has a heroic temperament.
Last year, when the princess was robbed by desert humans, Liu Zhenzhen had just dragged his family to the red clay high slope, facing the cold autumn wind to suppress bandits in the wasteland.
In a blink of an eye, the current Liu Zhenzhen stood in a foreign country facing the princess Beamon as a theocratic spokesman, and even Liu Zhenzhen was embarrassed to think about it.
Life, life...... Liu Zhenzhen couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
"Lord Priest Mourinho, which one is Richard? I want to thank his followers for rescuing me from the den of thieves!" Princess Nancy's jasper-like pupils looked around, and she saw Liu Zhenzhen, but her gaze quickly slipped away.
Lao Liu felt quite faceless, so he coughed heavily.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, this is the kingdom's new Divine Comedy shaman Richard Crown." Mourinho reached out and introduced Liu Zhenzhen, who was wearing a hedgehog's heavy armor and coughing like a tuberculosis ghost, to Princess Nancy.
"Kaba, Kaba" There were a few crisp sounds, and several Ouchi guards pressed the gear buckle of the "Crown Thorn Battle Armor" and released the Divine Comedy Shaman wrapped in this heavy battle armor.
Lao Liu wiped his long punk hair, took the crown and skull necklace handed over by Vieri, and nodded to Princess Nancy.
"The god of war is above! When did the kingdom have a human divine comedy shaman? Didn't you say Pig?" Princess Nancy exclaimed.
This sentence inadvertently pierced the fact that no one in the Beamon Kingdom dared to say at present. No matter how you look at it, the current Liu Zhenzhen definitely doesn't look like a Pig. Although he dyed his hair blonde, the color of his eyes and skin, as well as his physiognomy, really did not have anything to do with any race of Beamon.
Beamon who was present was a little embarrassed, and Liu Zhenzhen was even more embarrassed, how should this be explained to Her Royal Highness the Princess?
Mourinho looked up at the sky and didn't hear it.
Such doubts. Is that what Your Highness should say when you meet a Divine Comedy shaman?" Ouchi's bodyguard, Rodman, looked at Princess Nancy angrily.
"Your Highness, please don't doubt the vision of the God of War!" Shang Shu's left servant shot Nedved and added coldly: "If the theocratic spokesman is not Beamon, who else can he choose?"
These two cruel words really relieved Liu Zhenzhen. Princess Nancy immediately realized her mistake, after all, she was a royal family with exquisite faces, and immediately bowed to the noble crown very obediently, and said two high-sounding polite words before withdrawing.
The previous Divine Comedy shamans were all wasted and could not be on the battlefield. couldn't enter the temple again, so Princess Nancy quickly went to talk with Lord Mourinho, and put Liu Zhenzhen aside------- since this princess was rescued, she didn't have time to ask who was the initiator of the Kalimantan strategy plan this time, she already took it for granted that the person in charge of the sacrifice should be the swan chief priest Mourinho.
Liu Zhenzhen sighed, he originally thought that this princess would have to throw herself into his arms and howl. Then he stroked the princess's hair and said kindly, "Child, you have suffered!" and other more sensational words to decorate the atmosphere, but I didn't expect it to be the case at all.
"it!" Lao Liu saw a large group of people surrounding the princess and asking for warmth, and his heart was even more uncomfortable.
"Boss! By introductory introduction, this is my biological brother Furukawa. Pan Shuai smiled and pulled over a panda warrior who was also simple and burly.
Hello owner!" This panda warrior straightened his back, his big face plate was very similar to Goode, although there was still a slight childishness, but it could be seen that he was already a very mature warrior, and the pupils surrounded by dark circles revealed a strong and resolute and aggressive murderous aura, in a word, he was also a guy with obvious violent characteristics.
It's just that there are a few bamboo poles with tooth marks on the back of his waist, and there are green leaves on them, which destroys his macho image a little.
"Haha! Why did you call my boss too?" Liu Zhenzhen slapped the chest of Hammer Pan Ershuai and said hello to the panda warriors around him.
"Boss! We've watched a lot of the previous battles between you and your brother in the past few days, and the fight is amazing, and the melon baby is dead!" Furukawa was so excited that even the Panta dialect came out.
{ps: The Panta dialect is made up according to the Chengdu dialect, because the giant panda is from Sichuan.} }
"Green hook, don't you have to play friends?" Liu Zhenzhen also made fun of it, teasing the young man in the Panta dialect and asking if the kid was in love.
Furukawa lowered his head shyly, and waited for a long time before he replied shyly, "No."
The panda warriors all laughed.
"Pan Shuai, I don't have time these days, when I'm done, I'll talk to your patriarch, just settle down here, there are no scholars in the east, why go back?" Pierre or Garfield, whatever you like Bear Girl or Catwoman, I'll help you get it!" Liu Zhenzhen smiled: "Gude, you are an honorary knight, and you also have a fief to harvest the estate, you want to help me do the work of my father and clan!" I have only two knights under my command so far, you and Corina are the earliest with me, Bellamy is a hereditary prisoner, I can only help him get the status of a priest now, the summer palace priest! How?"
"I am your follower, this will not change for the rest of my life, as for the family fathers, let them be! If you stay, you stay, if you don't agree, you don't stay! Bellamy is the summer palace priest? Hunt for thieves? It is said that "stealing chickens and touching dogs", so isn't what he did in the nest? Goode laughed breathlessly: "What else? What about Fat Luo and Ao Fat? And Adu, Robbie, Pavel, these many people, can the function of a priest be arranged?"
"Fei Luo is Xia Gong Daolang, Ao Fat is Sima of the other department, Adu and Duncan are Xia Gong Yulang, and Pavel and Xiao Cui are left and right servants. Robbie is the chief of staff. Originally, the position of priest was supposed to be the slaughter of elephants, but the mammoth elders disagreed, saying that the name was obviously suspected of racial discrimination. My day!"
"I'm also a day!" Pan Shuai smiled: "No wonder I just came back and listened to Fei Luo humming "The first snow of the one hundred and forty-one years of the Aegean calendar", this treasure is a treasure that dares to be a Daolang!
Before Liu Zhenzhen could reply, he saw a cold sword light suddenly burst out from the slash and went straight to Caliph Abdullah, and this cold light was incomparably fast. The sharp wind soaked the ground, and Liu Daguan's face was cold.
Before he could think about it, Lao Liu hurriedly used his Mithril arm to block this fatal attack, and with a tremble, half of Lao Liu's arm was numb.
"What are you doing?" Liu Zhenzhen looked at Princess Nancy angrily, this powerful sword blow came from Her Royal Highness the Princess.
Her Highness Nancy raised her eyebrows and held a shining Ten Universe Silver Sword. Look at the style is just borrowed from Godani.
Her swordsmanship was quite decent, the gesture of the Rhine heavy sword was barely decent, quite a bit of a heroic woman's spirit, and His Highness the Mulan Caliph was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground and trembled.
"What else can you do! I'm going to kill him!" Princess Nancy gritted her teeth and looked at this Caliph, and her angry green eyes quickly shifted her gaze to Liu Zhenzhen's body.
"Don't worry, my Highness, killing someone is actually the worst way to retaliate!" Liu Zhenzhen comforted His Royal Highness softly, he could understand why this Lion and Tiger Princess was so angry, it had been half a year since she was taken captive to Mulan, and she knew with her knees what treatment Her Royal Highness had suffered.
"Are you trying to stop me?" Nancy looked at the Divine Comedy shaman strangely, and she seemed a little incredulous that a Divine Comedy shaman would dare to interfere with the princess's revenge.
Her Royal Highness had just learned from a short conversation with the Swan Priest that her three brothers had died in battle to rescue her, and that the Lion and Tiger had erupted like a volcano of rage, and now whoever stood in her way for revenge would have to bear the flames of anger from the Rhine's bloodline.
"Take her down!" Liu Zhenzhen waved his hand impatiently, and the two kings of the hill with big shoulders and round waists immediately pounced, seized the princess's long sword, twisted her arm, and twisted the princess to the military camp west of the city like a bird.
Nancy's pain and scolding immediately shook the whole city, and the viciousness of the words and the bitterness of the words were indescribable.
"Obis Ratch!" Liu Zhenzhen has always scolded others in his life, and today is the first time he has been scolded by someone like this, and he was scolded by a woman, which is really depressing.
"Ma Chop!" Goode looked angrily at the princess's back and cursed hatefully.
"This princess is really spicy! This is probably the "Hedong Lion's Roar", right?" Master Emaar laughed from afar.
Liu Zhen sneered, and his gaze drifted faintly to Caliph Abdullah, who was sitting on the ground.
His Royal Highness Abdullah, the caliph of Kalimantan, was dressed in a bloated and luxurious white robe, with a fat body, and his face was covered by a white silk cloth, and he could only see two big bloodshot eyes flickering, fearful, ashamed, and unwilling.
Liu Zhenzhen affectionately patted His Royal Highness Abdullah on the shoulder, and easily ripped off the white silk cloth mask that covered his face.
This Caliph has a typical Mulan-style bearded belly and lungs face, a flat toad mouth, and a fat face with a lot of water, and he knows that it is well maintained at a glance, which makes Liu Zhenzhen feel that the magic is that this old guy is at least fifty miles away, and his cheeks are actually full of uneven pimples, each of which is red and shiny.
"Oh my God! This pimple must be a miracle of the goddess Gni!" Liu Zhenzhen pretended to praise the goddess who had been inscribed with obscene poems by himself.
The Kalimantan Caliph looked at the strange Beamon in front of him, and the terrifying skull necklace around the other party's neck made His Royal Highness shudder.
"This Mulan treasure is very interesting, his daily main meal is actually human milk! There are four or five wet nurses in the royal kitchen in the royal city, no wonder there are pimples!" Goode laughed: "I only heard that some people drink milk until they are eighteen years old, this melon and silicon seed is even more powerful, live to be old, drink to be old!"
"The nurse who received him was just right for Katyusha to drink." Liu Zhenzhen took out three cigars by himself, and put them in his mouth together, Guoguo took out a linhuo stick from his belly pocket, jumped three feet high, and wiped it on Prince Mulan's pimple.
"Let's chirp" A puff of thick smoke came out, and Liu Zhenzhen stuffed a cigar into Good's mouth, took one in his mouth, one fruit fruit for himself, and looked the Prince Mulan up and down.
"What to do with this melon and silicon seed? Mercury stripping? Or is it a five-cow corpse?" The fat thief leaned over with a frown, snatched the thick cigar from Good's mouth, and took a big puff of cigarette with great pleasure.
Hearing this, His Royal Highness Prince Mulan trembled like malaria all over his body.
"You're frightened." Liu Zhenzhen grinned with a cigar in his mouth, trying to make his expression kinder.
"Make a deal, Beamon." Caliph Abdullah pretended to be calm with a strong face, and looked at Liu's shocking gaze always drifting: "My son can redeem me with a treasure that matches my value!"
"We'll talk about that later, and you can enjoy everything happening in Kalimantan over the next few days." Liu Zhenzhen politely bowed.
"Take him for ransom? Or do you want to change the phantom beast?" Fei Luo asked in Beamon.
"Your brain is in the water, change your fart, on the last day, I'm going to fly him a kite at the east gate!" Liu Zhenzhen raised his eyebrows with a smile and smiled at the Prince Mulan.
"By the way, Pan Shuai, how is the harvest in the royal city?" Liu Zhenzhen suddenly remembered what was going on.