After listening to Wang Ping's modest words, Zhang Zheng said: "Won't it? My sister's performance today is too good, especially your two speeches, which can be said to be every word, classic sentences, moving sections, and amazing paragraphs. If the brother's three-inch incorruptible tongue is better than 3,000 Xiangshi and 10 million male soldiers, this seductive little mouth of my sister must be better than 6,000 Xiangshi and 10 million male soldiers. ”

Wang Ping smiled: "you." With a three-inch tongue, a person who is better than 3,000 Xiangshi and stronger than a million soldiers is an old Mr. Mao Sui during the Warring States Period, how did you become a brother? ”

"I admire your size, the story of Mao Sui's self-recommendation, even middle school students know, can my sister not know? Oh, isn't that right? ”

"Sister, what's wrong?"

"Brother, why does this 'sister be like this, what more can a husband ask for'? It seems to be a bit nondescript. ”

Wang Ping said.

"Can it not be awkward? This sentence was originally 'If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for', it was said by the husband to his wife, and he was good, and he pulled the 'sister' and 'husband' together, of course, it was awkward. ”

Lu Dayu said.

After listening to Lu Dayu's explanation, Wang Ping said to Zhang Zheng: "Hi! I said brother, aren't we a little ......?"

"Sister, do you want to say that your brother is not authentic? Actually, you misunderstood, don't ask for anything' There is a word 'husband' in it, but this word is just the first word of the sentence here, it has no real meaning, and it does not represent the husband or husband as Sister Lu said. These four words mean, 'I don't need anything else, it's enough to get this.'" ”

Zhang Zheng explained.

"You just fool it, you just use strong words, you just say that it is in the sky, and the word 'husband' still means 'husband'."

Lu Dayu said.

"Sister Lu, I really didn't fool you. I'll give you a few examples, and you'll get to know. For example: life is like this, what more can a husband ask for; If a woman is like this, what more can a husband ask for; If a child is like this, what more can a husband ask for; Holding the hand of the son, what more can the husband ask for, does the word 'husband' in you have the meaning of 'husband'? ”

"I said Zhu Bajie, don't be a scholar here, I'm going to announce the signatory now."

Lu Dayu knew that no matter how she argued, she couldn't argue with others, so she had to change the topic.

Zhang Zheng said: "I said Sister Monkey, what are you trying to do? Isn't it over if I sign with Sister Wang? ”

"you, your approach is not in accordance with the procedure, you and Vice Mayor Wang are the leaders of the signatory, and the signatory cannot be the signatory."

Lu Dayu explained.

"Oh, I didn't expect a signing ceremony to be so exquisite. Come on, Sister Monkey, you better announce it quickly. ”

Lu Dayu said: "Zhu Bajie, the title of this monkey sister is too ugly, I warn you, from now on, you are not allowed to call it again!" ”

"Sister Monkey, no, Sister Lu, don't bring such unreasonable, you are a typical example of only allowing the state officials to set fires, and not allowing the people to light lamps."

Lu Dayu said: "I won't be unreasonable, I won't let you light the lamp, what should you do?" ”

"Hey! What else can I do, since you won't let me light the lamp, I have to touch the dark and cold. ”

"Haha, I said Brother Zhang, let's just do this?"

Fu Cheng asked with a smile.

"What's wrong with me? It's better than you, right? I've heard, you're like a docile little rabbit in front of your sister-in-law, Brother Fu, is that right? ”

"you, who said rabbits are docile? The rabbit is anxious and bites. Besides, I'm not like a rabbit in front of my wife? ”

"And what are you like?"

Fu Chengdao: "To be precise, I'm like a little sheep in front of your sister-in-law." ”

"Haha, might as well be a rabbit?"

Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Why?"

Zhang Zheng explained: "What else can it be? Just like you just said, the rabbit bites when it is anxious, which means that the rabbit is still a little bloody, but the little sheep is different, it only has to be obedient and slaughtered. ”

"Haha! According to you, this little sheep is really inferior to a rabbit, then I will ......"

"Brother Fu, what's it? Do you want to continue to be a rabbit? ”

After the hatred of the ground, the hatred of the cool knot, Cha Mo coldly made Ketong, "you, a fool is going to be a rabbit, I'm still myself." ”

Lv Dayu said: "Let's welcome the signatories to the stage, they are the director of the public relations department of Jibei Yingjie Company, the beautiful lady Li Danni, and the president of the Municipal Public Security Hospital, Mr. Yang Dazhi. ”

Dani came up to the stage, and Zhang Zheng said, "Wow, Dani, it's so beautiful today......"

"Oh, the president means that I'm not usually pretty anymore?"

Li Danni said.

"I didn't mean that."

"What does the president mean?"

"Haha, I mean it very simply, Dani is usually beautiful, but today she is even more beautiful."

"No matter how beautiful I am, it seems that in the eyes of the president, I am not as beautiful as Sister Lu, right?"

"I said girl, beauty and non-beauty can't be compared like this."

"President, if you can't compare like this, how can you compare?"

Li Danni asked.

"Because different people have different aesthetic concepts. Dany, have you ever heard the saying that 'in the eyes of a thousand people, there are a thousand Hamlets'? ”

Zhang Zheng asked.

"No, I mean, in the same way, in the eyes of a thousand people, there are a thousand kinds of people who like fat girls, such as Yang Guifei, and some people like backbone beauties, such as Zhao Feiyan......"

Li Danni hurriedly said: "Wait, I said president, Yang Guifei is a fat girl, but there are pictures and truths, everyone knows it, but this Zhao Feiyan has become a thin person, it seems that there is no basis, right?" ”

Zhang Zheng said: "Who said there is no basis? Isn't this allusion to the fat swallow and thinness the story of Yang Guifei and Zhao Feiyan? Among them, Yan refers to the Empress Zhao of Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty, because she is thin and like a Feiyan, so she is also known as Zhao Feiyan. ”

"Ahh No way? Such a thin woman can also be favored by the emperor, and she can also become the queen? ”

Li Danni asked.

Zhang Zheng said: "So, different women have different forms, it can be said that they have their own merits and characteristics, just as an ancient poem says: short, long, fat and thin have their own states, black and white, tall and short, beautiful and ugly." Just like you and Sister Lu, radish and cabbage, each leading the way......"

"Hey! I said Brother Zhang, how do you speak? Co-authored you will me and Danib cabbage? ”

Lu Dayu said dissatisfied.

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