85 The king peeked at Athena bathing, and the bird was three feet long

Who do you think this is, uncle!

Everyone in this world will encounter difficult things, whether you are the king of heaven or the king of the earth, unless you are not greedy. Is there such a person in the world? Definitely.

So it is with God. People are tall and trees are taller, and the fruit on the top always makes people hungry for birds three feet long...... (This sentence is in English, Chinese cannot be used, you know.) ）

There is no one in the world who is not greedy, you are very greedy, my god is small, and when you have all the power, you will die in the sex.

Zeus peeked at Athena taking a bath, which made him salivate, and the bird was three feet long, but he couldn't think of a good way for a while. Because this is a chess opponent, as long as you make a wrong move, you will lose the whole situation.

There are some things in the world where there is no word for regret at all. (Just like some people play mahjong, they don't consciously pay for it, and others flatter it and say: It's not intentional, forgive me.) Isn't that what a dog day is talking about. It's hard to happen once a year, so how can I forgive once. You drove the car into the abyss, and you went and told the king of Yama that it wasn't intentional, forgive you for not dying? Otherwise, the word caution will be invented in the world? ）

In the world, except for the balance of power, everything else that dare not do is an excuse.

At this time, our Zeus Heavenly King was in such a situation, he didn't dare to get Athena hastily, because he was afraid that people would say that he was messing with his own daughter? Definitely. That's because Athena's spell has no bottom in his heart, and he is afraid that once the three-inch bird flies out, if it can't fly back, then call it a mother. (For example, the most greedy thing in the world is the country stupid B, because the power can't compete, so he has to use the excuse that the country people are honest.) Is it really honest? Definitely. Is ignorance honest? ）

Seeing that Athena was about to take a shower and go ashore to put on a dress, because the form triggered his inspiration, he thought of becoming Athena's little pants.

This serendipitous inspiration, though less effective, still made him roll on the grass in the woods with laughter. In this way, he rolled from the depths of the jungle to the holy water river, turning himself into a woman's little pants.

Zeus stinks a lot, readers and friends, guess why Zeus stinks? Of course it's easy to guess.

Zeus has encountered a ghost now, and the road is one foot high and the demon is one foot high. Bathing mother goods non-Athena. That is to say, the praying mantis catches the cicada and the yellow finch is behind.

It was Hera, who said it was cold when he put his pants on, so he lit a (hook) fire by the river, and let his ass be roasted on the fire, and burned Zeus in his heart and called his mother.

Of course, I can only burn in my heart, because I must not show my original body, and there is such a clause in the third chapter of the covenant: if Hera catches him red-handed and is turning into a ghost, Zeus himself will cut off these two and a half inches with scissors.

This is a body technique, which is relatively difficult, and ordinary immortals cannot cultivate such positive results. Psychic is the same as Parasitic Technique, but it is one level higher. Although there is only one level difference, it is not easy. If there is only one level difference between silver and gold, and you wear a silver necklace of 50,000 yuan, how much weight does it cost, and you must be exhausted to death. Okay, then you make it the same weight as other people's gold, at most a few hundred dollars, you are thinking that other people's teeth are too beautiful, and people laugh at them so that you can pick them up as your own. People will laugh at you for being a wolfdog with an iron ring around your neck.

Isn't it a level worse than gold? It's the same with people, a difference of one level is fatal.

Hera took off her pants and threw them into the fire, but the thought of the existence of a dual relationship relented. If it's just his husband, it's okay to throw it into the fire and let him burn to death, the problem is that it's his own sibling brother again.

Thinking of this, not only did he not throw him into the fire and burn him to death, but also gave him a tear of sympathy, and only said in his heart: It seems that you have to get Athena, then let you go, only once.

Readers and friends may not understand that it is not Hera who turns into Athena to bathe in the Holy Water River, but the real Athena bathes in the Holy Water River, and Hera sits herself on Athena, which is completely unaware of Athena. It's like a cicada being eaten by a praying mantis, but the praying mantis doesn't know that the cicada is being followed by a yellow finch again.

Zeus, the praying mantis, had not been pecked by Hera's yellow finch, he would not have been willing to play Athena in his dreams at all, and it was only for one night. Keeping Athena in the dark as well.

It's the only thing in the world that two people do that only one person knows. Of course, our Athena was not a dead piece at the time, and she believed that she was dreaming of having fun with men......

Because this is not the first dream, I have dreamed of this before, dreaming that I can play like this with a big tree. And the cattle and sheep or something, it's all messy, but it's just the same and pleasant......

Would it be unusual to dream of cows and sheep and to dream of one's father?

Our Athena is reminiscing about her dreams, yesterday's dreams and past dreams, and yesterday when she was also a child with the king...... The king told her about changing his pants.

Aunt Diogne sat face to face with her, slowly looking at Athena's appearance, because she was a god, she could watch the other person's expression follow Athena's memories and related specialized information......

In a word, Athena is still tender in front of Aunt Diogne, otherwise, knowing that the gods have stalking expressions, it is also called parasitism. When Aunt Diogne saw that you were contemplating and reminiscing, she parasitized her heart on your heart, to put it bluntly, it was equivalent to the current monitor.

There is no regret medicine in the world to sell, and so are the gods.

Our Athena recalls this episode with some embarrassment, and when she comes back to her senses, she suddenly embarrasses herself. Because she saw Aunt Diogne's, there was a little bit of a smirk, although she didn't understand why, but God had a heart and mind was also a fact that she knew herself. Because this function is outside the realm of sorcery, it means that it does not need to be learned intently. Just like a person walking, have you bowed down to someone as a teacher? Definitely.

It's the same with the heart technique, don't kneel down and worship whoever is the teacher, it's a normal person who will walk naturally.

Aunt Diogne, seeing that Athena was a little unnatural, asked her, "Athena, god of war, do you have something to ask me?" ”

"Oh, Auntie, I'm so sorry, I was so stinky with you the other day that I bullied you ......," Athena said with a little embarrassment.

"Let the past pass, people don't make mistakes, if you have anything to say today, you can say it, although I am not much older than you, but I still know better than you. It's your background, right? Aunt Diogne said.

"Aunt is really a god, she knows what I want to ask." Nonsense, it's a god, and it's a ghost. "I want to ask my aunt, am I really my father's life?" Athena said.

Athena means: My father is male, what the hell did he use to give birth to me?

Aunt Diogne said, "I have only heard of this, just as you have heard about it now, and although the accounts are different, they all have corresponding reasons. ”

"Well, today you're going to tell you all the versions you've heard. You can say whatever you want, but if you don't think about it, you must say it, because I don't know how to use parasitic techniques. Athena is a pun, referring to the aunt's heart trick as soon as it is used, don't go outside and talk nonsense in the future.

"Well, the first one is," said Aunt Diogne, closing her eyes, almost nonsense. "Before your mother was born, your father had a kick in your grandmother. At that time, it was a big mess in the world, that is, the meaning of messing around, as long as I heard that there were women giving birth, there were many men guarding the door, if I heard that it was a girl, I immediately rushed into the house to rob it, if it was a big one in my life, the man would immediately use her. You know what it means to use it up.

Your grandmother's mother is so big, and it is a big seed to give birth to your grandmother, at that time it was a male pretending to be a woman, to be the midwife of your grandmother's mother, your grandmother was used as soon as she was born, she is the largest person on the earth since the beginning of the species.

Your father is your grandmother's second child, and if you don't say what is going on, the ghost won't believe it. When your father saw that your grandmother was a big man, he was worried that if he gave birth to a daughter, she would definitely be a big one. He was worried that he would not be at home when your mother was born, and that he would be a fake midwife......

So, so your father came to strike first, and then suffered, and your grandmother had already used it before she gave birth to your mother. In modern Chinese, your mother married your father when she was still in your grandmother's womb. Because your mother has grown into a big girl when she was in your grandmother's womb, you can also call it a fetal aunt.