The vast beach became the savings house of an army of millions. The Tang Dynasty army occupies one side, the Song Dynasty army occupies one side, the Roman Empire occupies one side, the old and new Spartans occupy one side, and the gods and goddesses of Zeus occupy one side. Good guys, just wait for the battle for the Golden Fleece to begin.

Zeus, the king of the gods, moved the mysterious island to the edge of the beach, like a giant aircraft carrier, a meeting place for the gods and goddesses, and the necessities of daily life.

The Golden Fleece hangs high on the pole of the mysterious island, and only after the superhero character is produced, it is up to the gods to decide on their reward scheme.

The members of the high god realm are: God, (absent) Queen Mother Niangniang, Zeus, Jesus, Guanyin Niangniang, Buddha and other gods, Athena (as a god of war-level figure, in charge of fairness, if necessary, can take action to control one side at will, useful when designing the game.) ）

"Why didn't God come?" Zeus, the king of heaven, said.

"My dad has something to do these days, and he can't come, but there's no problem, I'll tell him if there's something." Ask the reader to guess who this person is. Jesus.

"Oh my God, how are they going to fight, is it a heads-up or a confrontation between the two armies?" The Queen Mother said with a sad face.

"It's going to scare people to death, these ghost men are just afraid that they will go crazy, and they all come to fight for a beautiful woman regardless of life and death, and she Helen will ......" This is Guanyin Niangniang talking, she said that when Helen B had flowers, she left this half sentence in her stomach, just because she was not elegant.

"First of all, let them form two factions, one side led by the Roman Empire, and the other side led by the Tang Empire. But it is still necessary to consider whether it is better to compare individuals or to set up a large array of two armies to face each other? "This is the first introduction of Zeus, the king of heaven, and then the gods will use their brains.

"There is no need to fight one against one, time does not allow, the two armies face each other, which saves time and looks good. Anyway, the beach is spacious, and it was here that the Second World War was landed, making it a tourist attraction for future beach landing operations. It was Jesus who said this, and he had the final say in matters of difficulty, because his father was God.

"I'm going to go to the toilet. Drink porridge in the morning, urinate a lot! The Queen Mother got up and began to sneak out of the High God Conference Hall with a pee, and threw a look at Guanyin.

"This world is so strange that even peeing is contagious. It's the queen mother's fault, what the hell is peeing, just don't let me hear it! For a reason, Guanyin also slipped out of the meeting hall of the gods.

The two mothers were together after a corner of the wall, and Guanyin asked the queen mother, "Is there something wrong with you giving me a look?" ”

"Where did you come from so much nonsense, I don't have anything to do with giving you a look. Could it be that I can't get sand in my eyes, or am I born with a habit of blinking? I want you to send a text message to Bao Zheng quickly, telling him to be prepared to have enough troops, and the land of Middle Earth will be an unpredictable battle against the land of China...... "The Queen Mother is leaking the secret of heaven, women are like this, that is, when they see a piece of firewood on the road, they are so angry that they want to pick it up and go home, this is called being able to live, always making stupid and thrifty."

"Wait for me to pe......e," Guanyin said.

"Look at you short b, please do something, there is always and pee. You're going to suffocate you if you pee after you've finished texting? After being busy for a while, the old lady also went to an electronic training class, and the ghost begs you in the future! "The Queen Mother's temper is more anxious than Guanyin Niangniang, as if she has been beaten to the Central Plains by the Roman Empire.

"People have never told a lie in their lives, I said it to pee, or if I really pee a little, why should I tell a lie? I'm just going to make a drop out of my tears now, even if it makes me squat so tired that I sit on the ground. "This doesn't touch the ghost, Guanyin because the queen mother is a matchmaker to marry the king Zeus, in order to please the king Zeus, Guanyin does not eat breakfast every day during this period of time. Don't say that the inside of the stomach is empty, and you can't even squeeze a drop of urine out of the bloating. What's even worse is that Guanyin also encountered a ghost who forgot that he could send a text message while peeing, and he just wanted to squeeze out a drop of urine quickly. to ensure that he has never said a word of falsehood in his life.

Of course, the Queen Mother was also angry with the persistence of this goods, and she didn't remember that she could use her mobile phone to send text messages while peeing, so she just lowered her head to the ground, staring at Guanyin's B, hoping that a drop of urine would flow out of it soon. Wait for the real pee. It's always possible, right?

Some people call it more difficult to do than giving birth to cubs, and when you don't even drink a sip of water in the morning when you lose weight, it's really harder than giving birth to a cub. Goose, look at our Guanyin is holding back a face, this urine is 10,000 times more precious than diamonds.

One couldn't figure it out and blushed and had a thick neck, and the other was dazzled with wide eyes and anticipation, and finally put his face on the ground, and his body was also paralyzed and lay on the ground to watch. The queen mother is so anxious that she wants to use her golden finger to sort it out, I'm afraid that this sister has never been married, and this thing is missing and can't squeeze out this too tight door inside.

With that, the Queen Mother was so anxious that she began to make a bad move, and she said to Guanyin according to the plan in her heart: "If you look at the sky, you will pee." ”

This thing really listened to the Queen Mother, looked at the sky, the Queen Mother took this opportunity to quickly use a wheat pole on the ground to the Guanyin's urine door and thrust suddenly, only to hear a wow, a bubble of urine straight into the Queen Mother's mouth.

"you dead man's short, isn't this pee or a ghost?" Although the Queen Mother felt an uncomfortable taste of urine in her mouth, the joy was enough to sweeten it.

"It hurts me to death, and it makes people bleed, and if Zeus, the king of heaven, thinks that I am out of place, you have to compensate me." Guanyin was really angry, and it hurt and bloody, because this was a very tender piece of flesh, don't look at it as just a small wheat stalk, and when it was pushed in a straight line, its sharpness was no less than that of screwed steel.

"The ghost wants you to pretend that you can't pull out the pee, blame me?" The Queen Mother was ashamed, because she was also a woman, and she knew that this place was untouchable, and she also made other people's blood, such as this is the so-called first red, and there will be no red in the future, which will be the pain of her life, although it is the middle of someone else's leg.

"I didn't mean to hold back and not pull it out, but when I was about to pull it out, I suddenly thought that this was leaking the heavenly secret and would encounter the curse of God, so I thought about holding it back, and when you got impatient to wait, I pulled people away as soon as I left my sight.

I can't imagine that you are just short-tempered, and you have never read a book, you only think about yourself in everything, and you can save death. What do you want me to say about you? As a high god, you are still dressed in tatters every day, and today the high god realm is in a meeting, you are still dressed, I can't even say it, you are still dressed to play B, you still think this is how you will live. Is there a person like you who will live?

Usually I don't talk about you. "Guanyin cried, really cried. The Queen Mother hurt her B is just an introduction, of course, this pain will not make Guanyin cry in pain, if this is the case, then there is a **yes**. However, no, it was the ignorance of the Queen Mother that made Guanyin sad and cry: "You have been fooled by traditional educationist ideas all your life, what a ghost is diligent and thrifty, and what a ghost is a long stream!" If you turn yourself into stone, you will not be able to die if you live in the world for 10,000 years. Have you ever heard of a car crushing a stone? Have you ever heard of a stone that has been flooded to death? None of them! If you go and turn into stone, even a piece of rotten cloth can be omitted, and there is no man in the world who has a cicada fever to look for B on the stone!

When I see you, I think of my mother, who has been a child daughter-in-law since she was a child, and she has not lived a good life for a day, and she is always so poor that she shows her arms and legs! There is no way to do it, people have a poor word on their heads, they can't complain about the sky, they can't complain about the earth, they only complain that they don't have good fortune. But your queen mother, what do you want me to say about you? It's because I haven't read a book, my mind can never change, and I haven't even slept in my life when I sleep in my head. It is certain that the old society is poor, and without reading, there is no new thought to replace this almost stinky mud in my mind......"

The Queen Mother was speechless because of her heart, and she was speechless by Guanyin, so she lay on the ground and pretended to be asleep. The goose is also just on the heart of Guanyin's sentences. The bribes he received were a few carriages of gold, and he wore his pants exposed, thinking that Guanyin's words were very true, a sadness welled up in his heart, and he couldn't help but shed tears of sadness.

Yes, I've been herding cattle since I was a child, I've been dressed like a girl since I was a child, and I've been wearing a poor word on my head since I was a child, and I've suffered a lifetime and saved a lifetime.

said that I used to wear a dew B, which is a poor word on the head, but now gold can be used in cars, why not wear it better? There is no bathtub at home, so that I don't want to take a bath frequently, my body is always ashamed and smelly, and no one wants to sit next to me when I have a meeting, I always think that I am old and no longer like men, in fact, when I am still young, no man wants to sit next to me.

I can't find the fault in this, it turns out that I haven't read a book, I'm used to living a hard life, and I think it's a good life, and I have a worry-free life. It turns out that this is just the satisfaction of my own ignorance, and it is still far from a real good life.

Goose, thinking of this, the Queen Mother shed a very precious tear from her eye. This is reluctant to give, because of ignorance, there is money and money is reluctant to spend, as a woman, I have never bought cosmetics in my life. Thinking of this, the mother shed another tear that she was reluctant to shed.

However, from tomorrow, can I buy new pants to wear? Going to buy high-end cosmetics? No way! Because right now, he is arresting the high god who accepts bribes, isn't he obviously telling others that there are no three hundred taels of silver here? Thinking of this, the Queen Mother shed another tear that she was reluctant to shed. Isn't that a lifetime to suffer?

It doesn't matter if you suffer yourself, I heard Guanyin say that his ignorance has dragged down the society, and he has put money at home and has no money to buy things, so there are many ignorant people, hindering the flow of social funds and disrupting the order of social development and progress. (This can be a classic line when it is changed to a film and television drama.) (To be continued.) )