"You are the daughter of the King of Heaven, will your mother not see the eggs of the King of Heaven? More than just seen it! "Mother Lida in front of her daughter, simply do a favor, do not hide or hide the truth.

"How long my dad's is, you know, I believe that. But I heard that Qin Shi Huang's several were the reincarnation of the prince with donkey eggs. It's really annoying, sometimes I want to marry my husband, sometimes I don't want to marry my husband, I really fall into a contradictory company, and I am more afraid than falling into a pyramid marketing company. Helen wants to get something more mysterious out of her mother's mouth, and it is also a common problem in the hearts of all girls in the world who are entering their youth, that is, Shi Ke is worried, can his B help a man? Will you be afraid of how long a man is? How did others deal with it? It's all about love, the inevitability of life.

"Say the reason why you want to or don't want to, my mother is a person who has come over, and she has the obligation to be her daughter's love tour guide." Mother Lida is the time to give her daughter courage, otherwise her daughter will really have a shadow in her heart about marrying her husband, and she will miss the opportunity to marry a good husband who is satisfied.

Don't think it's a trivial matter, or not smart, it's really wrong. There are people in the world who don't know how to fit between men and women, and they only judge from their own intuition that they can't fit a man's pee place at all. This ghost thought made her reject a boyfriend's courtship or love. By the time I realized that any woman in the world could help a man, the good men in the world were dead, and all that could be done was some foot-skimming.

It's like watching TV and rushing through the level, and those who haven't rushed are all caused by their own fear. Is this someone not smart? I've thought about it more than 10,000 times, but if I go to the same ghost, I'll definitely mess myself up because I'm afraid.

"Sometimes when I think about my husband, I think of marrying myself off as soon as possible, just a man. But when you calm down, you will take into account all aspects of a man, and the most important thing is not that you will take into account the man's poverty and wealth, or his appearance, but his length and thickness. Do you have to get in? "Yes, in the days when there was no written knowledge. It's an exclusive village again, don't ask who mom asks? If you can ask your dad about this, there is a good chance that it will fall into ethical problems. In other words, there is a danger of father-daughter marriage.

"Your cicadas are old enough to eat? Women all over the world come over like this, you have to ask? Are you afraid of this, afraid of that? Did Mother Lida say this completely without answering the question raised by her daughter Helen? Definitely.

This is how women all over the world come over. This means telling your daughter that you are also a woman in this world. The same will come like this, and the subtext is not to be afraid. What does it mean to say that the daughter cicada can already eat? It is also the meaning of emphasizing the next sentence.

"Mom is out of robber logic again, do you know that other people's daughters haven't asked their mothers? People in developed countries have pre-marital training classes, isn't it just to teach some people to fuck B for the first time. Bringing a child is also a training course for pregnant women. According to you, all these people who enter the training class are going to eat? Is this the world's only cicada B? When Helen proved that she was not a cicada, she took the trouble to find a series of understandings about the first-of-its-kind theory of love. yes. To prove that others think that they are not wrong, they must say more than one thing that proves that they are not wrong, with the same or similar questions.

"Do you want your mother to be your training class teacher?" Mom said.

"Anyway, I have to at least have a half-understanding of these things, I don't know anything, just marry casually, and then I won't be a mess. I can't even figure out how to give birth to a cub, isn't this peeing ghost place just the size of a wheat pole, how can a child be born from it? Ask my mom to tell me the first time I played with a man and had a baby, there must be something in it that the hell can't explain. "The beauty Helen is really anxious, this matter has reached a critical juncture, maybe she will have to Qin Shi Huang one night. I don't know anything about it.

Mother Lida heard her daughter say such a request, and her heart was sad. It's really hard for children, and the experience of animals in this area is from the outside world. But her daughter was locked up by her mother and didn't understand anything, not because of cicadas, but because she really didn't have the opportunity to get in touch with this knowledge.

The children of poor families all went out to graze cattle or something, and there were always women who passed by the pond and heard laundry women talking about sexual intercourse. For example, how many husbands are there. How did you succeed the first time? What about giving birth, some will say that it hurts half to death, and some will say that they are very simple, just like. I felt a pain in my butt and eyes.

Thinking of this, her mother Lida began to act as a village woman washing clothes by the pond. Think of Helen as a little girl from a poor family herding cattle on the side.

"A woman has to cry four times in her life!" Mom said.

"Crying four times to complete the task? Which four times? Daughter Helen said.

"The first time was to be born, from heaven to earth, a hundred unwilling to cry. There are two reasons why I want to cry when I have sex with my husband for the first time when I get married. One is that B hurts to be by a man, and the other is that he is reluctant to let people open the bag in his own place B. The cub is swollen and painful and will cry. The dead mother will cry. Just these four crying, the others are not crying, in the words of the countrymen, it is flowing in the water. ”

"Are there any tricks for playing with a guy for the first time? Like what! "Daughter Helen is seizing the opportunity, this is a master trick, don't learn in vain.

"The first is to overcome fear. The egg doesn't have eyes, so you have to hold it with your hand and help him pull it in, spreading his legs. This is the first time, and will go in on its own in the days to come. "Mother Lida really has no choice, her daughter has reached such an age, and she should also be able to understand the things she should understand, and teach them before and after. The mother teaches the mother to teach the cubs. This is how the exclusive village spread.

"It's going to be Niu B, isn't it? You don't have to pee, as soon as you have urine, you will flow out by yourself, and you wear diapers every day, isn't it? "My daughter guesses so.

"It's not what you think. I knew your imagination was so colorful, I should have sent you to Ushijin University. Talking is like cow tendons, arrogant and unreasonable. Mom said.

"There are also cubs, this one is the size of a watermelon, how can it be born?" Whenever Helen thought of marrying her husband, this strange thought made her feel that there was too much mystery in life. It's also the number one thing that makes her feel terrible.

"Isn't there such a saying, if you haven't given birth to a cub, you don't know B pain. Naturally, it was a painful struggle. Some people use scissors to cut some when they are young, which is generally normal people, if they reach a particularly small woman, they can't get pregnant.

I remember that there was a man on TV who married a wife who was not yet two feet long. It was a televised marriage call. The man is a normal person, and he can also be included in the ranks of handsome guys. After both parties agreed, the man held his girlfriend in his arms, just like a three-year-old child.

The moderator has a hundred puzzles. It is said that this man will divorce just to marry this deformed person once, and his purpose is to plan to open a bag on this deformed woman. Because he knew that his man's family was too poor, his mother's daughter would definitely not be able to marry. Because now we can talk about it, but we can't say most of it. Let's just say it's a little good.,There are some girls who now mostly lose the first bag opening B.。

That is, they all want to marry Gao Fushuai, but Gao Fushuai uses a few stinky money to bag B every day, and the girls go to act as unsung heroes on the battlefield, and you fall on me. I sacrificed you, and if I can't take the rich and handsome, I won't withdraw the army.

It is said that this man must have a secret scheming to take the woman's natural first time from the remnants of the goods, so that it can be scrapped after being used once. Because it's not easy to leave in the future, the reason is that it's like Fujian people in the wild, just break a branch or pick up a tile and scrape it.

There are also doubts that such a young woman can fulfill the obligations of a wife to her husband.

Someone immediately replied that yes, after the doctor's examination, there is no problem with fucking B, the problem is that you can't have a baby.

Someone asked the woman that he was a normal person. And you're a deformed person, what if he leaves you with just one new play? The woman replied happily, if we really get married, and let me feel the happiness of marrying a husband, I will burn high incense, and I have no regrets in this life. The deformed woman's words made everyone present cry.

The people heard what she meant, and thanked God for making her so disabled that she could still let a man fuck B, no matter what happens to this man in the future, as long as she fucked her B when she got married, she would die immediately. Mother Leda stopped talking abruptly at this point.

Our beautiful Helen was already with tears in her eyes, and she was crooked her neck waiting for her mother to continue.

"Gone?" Helen.

"It's gone. If you have one, you can add fuel to them yourself. Use your imagination as much as you can and let mom listen. Mom said.

"Let me guess first about this man's mind. He thought that this deformed woman was at least a person, which was better than spending money to buy a charging doll to solve a man's difficulties physiologically. ”

"It's an inflatable doll!" Mother Lida reacted quickly to correct her daughter's mistakes.

"Mommy Ott, inflatable dolls are outdated. Now it's used to be recharged. There are high-end atmosphere fools, I heard that it is cooler than a living person. Not only Eve, but also Adam. I heard that Adam's number is as long as he wants, and he can control it by himself! ”

"Short B-son! Vomiting blood is terrible, maggots are scrambled! Crooked ways, beware of Hades sealing your mouth (be careful of the website B screen.) ）。 Mom said.

Helen was talking with relish. If Hitler's army is advancing victoriously towards Moscow, the dream of being a ball captain is about to be put into practice, goose! The sky was not beautiful, the wind and snow were blowing, and the temperature dropped to minus 180 degrees during the day (this is Hemingway's thermometer), which directly froze Hitler into a mummy.

"Okay, okay, mom doesn't know if she's outdated, it's nothing at all, people ...... on the Internet" Helen said here and realized that this is not very appropriate, maybe there are some things, the Internet is still online, or less people know better, after all, some things still have to follow some old methods in the past, divide society, and let some people go crazy in the new era! It is also necessary to let some people play at ease in the old concept, never go out of line when they are half full of dissatisfaction, and taste a sweetness in fresh water.

"As soon as my mother interrupted, she messed up the meditation in her heart, just like writing a novel on the starting point Chinese network, went to my aunt's house for a month of miscarriage, and when I came home, I forgot everything I had written before, and the main story line was not known whether it was the Tang Dynasty or the Song Dynasty.

(It should be written here that the mother scolded her daughter for not writing novels at home every day, and wanted to be a god with an annual salary of one million, but she was tired and tired every day just to get a little attendance award, and even delayed marrying her husband.) When I was studying for my PhD, I thought of my supervisor and said that I like to be free, and I hope to become a style and break into a dark horse on the road of writing! ）

Do you mean that deformed woman, why can you only fuck B and can't be a cub? Helen finally got back to the subject.

"I can't imagine that the number of men in the belly of this deformed woman is only a few taels at most, and it will not exceed a catty. And even if a baby generally weighs five or six pounds, does this mother still need to eat? Is there any room left in the mother's stomach for the mother to eat the food and open it in the stomach? "Mom Lida likes to think about things from reality, and what detachment and fantasy are nonsense.

"In fact, she can take out her uterus and put it outside to get pregnant, so that her mother's belly is dedicated to eating.

Yikes! It's true, if I marry my husband and have cubs in the future, I will take out the womb and put it outside and hang it around my neck. When it is time to give birth, just like a vegetable farmer who goes to pick winter melons from his home, he will take the stem home as soon as he cuts it. It's so easy to see, see if it still hurts B! Daughter Helen thought that if she married her husband in the future, she would use this method to give birth to cubs and escape the B pain in reality.

"You're going to die if you don't mess around? Hang a baby on your chest for ** months, and if you fall down over the threshold, you won't press the baby into a persimmon? Mom said.

"I hung the baby on my chest, and then when I was seven or eight months old, I fell over the threshold and crushed the baby into persimmons, and then I died and threw it into the river.

But to hell with Mom, I'll get him a tire to protect it, and I'll go to the Himalayas and jump down, and the baby won't die if I die.

Mom just has a generation gap, saying science is scrambled, and if you don't like science, you say that science is toxic!

If I follow my scientific thinking, the mother of the cub will be even more scrambled in the future. As soon as a man and a woman get married, they hand over the sperm and eggs to the nursery, and then the newlyweds go on a trip to the universe and go home to eat their son's wedding wine.

Not to mention that the B pain of giving birth to a cub is exempted, even the B pain of the first night of the woman's marriage is exempted. Daughter Helen now thinks that her mother must have nothing to say.

"Do you have a ghost in your head, trying to think of something that no one has ever heard of? You didn't think that you would lose the pain of getting married, and at the same time lose the super cool happiness of doing stupid things between men and women. It seems that my mother has a point. (To be continued.) )